Chapter 411: A Unique Lecture
"Next, Mr. Li from our branch will give you a lecture, everyone is welcome!" Qin Shuyi saw that Li Yi was a little moved, so she turned around and shouted.
"I ...... You're ruthless! Girl, I can't afford to mess with it! Li Yi muttered, Dong Xiaonan smiled and scolded and twisted the meat around his waist, tidied up Li Yi's clothes, and whispered in Li Yi's ear: "My man has always stood up to the sky, are you still afraid that a little lecture will not be successful?" ”
"Cut! Afraid of a bird?! Look at how your man bluffs these two fools are stunned! Li Yi joked in a low voice.
Qin Shuyi rolled her eyes, and these two fools were stunned? Just you, Li Yineng?!
Li Yi took a deep breath, calmed down his nervous mentality, and walked on the main stage with a steady pace.
"Huhu ......" Li Yi was still a little nervous in his heart, and he blew into the microphone, wanting to eliminate some nervousness by trying whether the microphone was normal.
"Hee-hee, Mr. Li, I just tried the microphone, and there is no problem. You can use it with confidence! At this time, Ding Manman quietly walked up to the stage and said with a smile.
"Hahaha......" The audience burst into laughter, and some old fritters despised Li Yi in their hearts, although Li Yi was bold and fast, but this adaptability was still lacking.
"Laugh! Whoever laughs again! And the face smile!! Before Qin Shuyi could shout silence, Li Yi automatically entered the role.
Then, Li Yi went from the finance department to the marketing department, and trained him from department to department, and the training was reasonable, no nonsense, and pointed to the core, even the main person in charge of each department was blindfolded, when did Li Yi be so proficient in the business process and core data of his department?
"Don't look at me, I don't know!" Dong Xiaonan spread his hands and explained to Qin Shuyi.
She really doesn't know when Li Yi understands this, they all say that this interlacing is like a mountain, but in Li Yi's place, what is a mountain? None exist!
Li Yi watched everyone at the scene being criticized by him like a defeated rooster, and everyone lowered their heads, and laughed in his heart: Let you laugh! Those who laugh at Lao Tzu will never end well!
Li Yi deliberately grimaced: "Huh? Didn't you just laugh? Dumb now? One by one, they look like bears!
What else is the Tang Group branch? You're not ashamed!
Business ability always eats the old book! Market development all day long to find a reason!
Here's the company! Not your retirement home!
If you want to retire, you can! If you have earned enough money and your position has risen high, I will personally grant you unlimited vacation! ”
Qin Shuyi pursed her mouth, stroked her forehead, and scolded with a smile: "Xiaonan, this man in your family belongs to explosives?" Fried at one point? ”
Dong Xiaonan said with a smile: "Men are like this, bluffing people for a while, didn't this thing just say bluffing two fools?" I guess I'm entertaining myself. Leave him alone. ”
In fact, Li Yi is really entertaining himself, relying on the momentum of the leader of the branch, and also playing the prestige of being a leader. It's no wonder that many leaders like to hold meetings at every turn, and the feeling of training people is cool.
"Huh? Silence is defiance! Are you collectively revolting? Li Yi looked at the audience like the frosted eggplant, this is not good, it is not easy to lecture once, and then discard the person, I am afraid that Tang Fengjie will have to be anxious with him.
"Papapa......" Everyone in the audience was blindsided, and some of them quickly applauded, and then the whole venue applauded hard, after all, no one wanted to be left a bad impression by the leader.
"Well, that's what it looks like, it seems that you still agree with what I said! I'm so gratified. Li Yi is old Wang sold melons and boasted with a smile, everyone in the audience was bitter, they had never seen such a leader, and they still brought their own entertainment?
"It's over, I'm mentally ill," Dong Xiaonan stroked his forehead and scolded with a smile.
Qin Shuyi looked at Dong Xiaonan who was playing treasure, and then looked at Li Yi who felt good about herself on the stage, it was really not a family that didn't enter the door, the person in charge of this branch was under these two living treasures, and the picture was unimaginable.
Li Yi slowly found his senses, and asked with a serious face: "Can anyone tell me, what are we doing as a company for?" ”
"For the feelings of serving the society, for our dreams!" I don't know where to shout a slogan, and everyone nods.
"Fart!" Li Yi's words directly stunned everyone at the scene.
"I ...... Xiao Nan, why don't you let your man come down. Where is this the company's leader's lecture? This is simply the king of bandit mountain! Qin Shuyi covered her face with her hands, embarrassed to look at it.
Li Yi then roared: "There is only one purpose for doing a company! That's to make money! Take you guys to make money! Let's make money together!
Except for making money, everything else is!
What feelings? If you don't have money, you talk about your feelings!
What dreams? If you don't have money, dreams are dreams after all! ”
Everyone was silent, Li Yi's vernacular was very straightforward, but it was very pleasant, which was very in line with the appetite of the practical people of these companies.
What is the purpose of part-time work? To make money! Dream for what? Isn't it still to make money?
Without money, everything is vain! Some people say that money can't buy love, and money is not everything.
But what about the reality? Those rich people change women like changing clothes, is there no love? It's just that they don't care about love!
Looking at the reality again, why do so many women moths to the fire prefer to choose a rich prodigal son rather than a potential stock with no money? Or because of the money!
If the money is not in place, love will always be late!
"Mr. Li, I'...... I don't agree with it, this money can't buy favors, it can't buy life! Wan Youtao raised his hand, blinked, and said.
Li Yi saw that this old boy was retreating as advance, and deliberately said some daily sayings, so that Li Yi's theory was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
Li Yi snorted disdainfully: "Hmph, can't you buy favors? Don't you see the ancients, the rich have distant relatives in the mountains, and the poor have no one to visit in the downtown area?
Don't you see how much you hate the rich on weekdays, and you pay tribute to the rich first with a cup of wine at the banquet?
This society is very realistic! Realistically, if you don't have money, even your family will look down on you! Therefore, money is the guarantee of human affection! It is the foundation of human affection!
Money can't buy life? Can anyone explain to me why the rich live more nourishingly than the common people? Why are all of them longevity? And few ordinary people are more than eighty years old?
This is how money can buy life! Don't think my words are impulsive and shameless! Because that's the truth!
What is the most important thing when someone is sick in bed? Is it a visitation? Is it a concern? Is it a blessing? This is all! It's money! It's life-saving money!
Because with money, you can use those high-value medicines to continue your life!
With money, you can be treated with the most advanced medical means!
With money, you can reduce the pain and get the fastest recovery!
With money, he can not worry about flowing medical bills! Don't worry about life after recovery!
So, don't tell me that money isn't everything! Money is everything! ”
As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent for a long time, and some people who felt the same way even wept silently.
"What Mr. Li said makes sense, my first girlfriend was because I had no money, and I didn't look back......"
"Brother, empathize! Watching those rich people change women like flowing water, but there are still women to pursue, serve, and even compete to be mistresses! Isn't it all about money? ”
"Hey, don't you say it all? The most worthless thing is the gentleness of nothing! If a man has no money, no matter how polite he is, no matter how gentlemanly he behaves, it is in vain, and even in the eyes of women, it is a sign of incompetence! All painful marriages are caused by lack of money! ”
Indeed, in the animal world, powerful people can have many mates and have the right to reproduce. Isn't this the same in the human world? Those rich people show mercy everywhere, and there are countless illegitimate children, it is all the courage that money gives them! ”
"If nothing else, let's talk about seeing a doctor. Now, as long as you enter the door of the hospital, you will need two or three thousand. If there is a serious illness, 10,000 yuan is not money at all! It's just a pile of paper!
When a friend of mine was sick and begged his grandfather to borrow money from his grandmother, no one lent him. He could only watch his family in pain.
If you are worth a lot of money, how can you let your family suffer? How can you make yourself helpless? ”
Wan Youtao stood up and told his personal experience: "That is, we usually say that money smells of copper, but who doesn't want to be rich? Everyone wants to have a copper smell! I don't have any money, and I really look down on my family!