Chapter 439: Talking in the Same Bed
Because Teacher Cang is the goddess of countless otaku, so the otaku went crazy, and then the otaku also went crazy, and later some businessmen in Middle-earth saw the business opportunities and began to speculate on enzymes without a bottom line.
However, the authorities of Western countries have tested Yamamoto's so-called enzyme health products and found that there are no enzymes in them at all, that is, the shadow of biological enzymes! It's all yogurt!
In other words, this enzyme weight loss does not exist at all, not so much enzyme weight loss, but the lactic acid bacteria of yogurt are losing weight!
Later, Mr. Cang couldn't withstand the pressure of the public, and also revealed that when he first received Jun Yamamoto's advertisement, he didn't drink any enzymes at all, but just saw the high advertising fee given by Jun Yamamoto, so he endorsed him.
Mr. Cang also directly withdrew from the entertainment circle of the East Island Country because of this incident, and the lie of the enzyme was self-defeating. ”
Dong Xiaonan looked at the enzyme in his hand and said with some loss: "Huh? I thought it was really enzyme weight loss, but it was a scam for a long time? Actually, yogurt is working, so I might as well drink yogurt. ”
After chatting until eleven o'clock, Su Haitang watched Dong Xiaonan yawn non-stop, so he stopped pulling the little couple and urged them to go to sleep.
Back in the house, Dong Xiaonan stared at Li Yi, lest he mess around again.
"Don't worry, don't worry, Xiaosheng sleeps obediently, at most, it's rubbing" Li Yi was like a big bad wolf fooling Little Red Riding Hood, and said with a cheap smile.
"I believe you're a ghost! Our mother brought a quilt, you are not allowed to cross the line!
If you cross the line, you're a beast! Before you get married, you are not allowed to do that again. Dong Xiaonan was like a thief, pinching the collar of his pajamas tightly, lest he attract Li Yi's attention.
"Hey, I said lady, you're all my people, are you still so shy? If you're so shy, I'm embarrassed to sow seeds. Li Yi took off his shirt directly, revealing refined muscle groups, and the naked eight-pack abs shook Dong Xiaonan's heart.
"Get out! Doglegs can't spit out ivory! Also sow seeds, you are such a rascal! Dong Xiaonan angrily grabbed the pillow and smashed it.
Li Yi grinned and caught the pillow and said with a smile: "Isn't it natural to play hooligan on your wife?" If I play hooligan on other women, do you agree? ”
Dong Xiaonan instantly raised his eyebrows, pointed at Li Yi, and shouted: "You dare!" If you dare to do anything to other women, the old lady will cut you! ”
"Hey, what are you doing?" Seeing Li Yi stripped naked, Dong Xiaonan subconsciously shrank inside and shouted in a low voice.
"Sleep, it's eleven o'clock, good, don't make trouble! I have a quilt of my own, this is always going to work, right? Li Yi lifted his quilt and got in, but the thief's big eyes kept spinning around Dong Xiaonan's body.
"Close your thief's eyes! Turn off the lights and go to bed! Dong Xiaonan wrapped his pajamas tightly and got into the quilt and said.
Li Yi can only obey orders, but the beauty is by the side in the dark night, and he always wants to do something. Otherwise, it's like a cat scratching my heart.
"Xiao Nan, I found that what you just said was a bit ambiguous." Li Yi said with a smile.
"What ambiguity?" Dong Xiaonan asked in the dark night, with big eyes flashing.
"You see, you said that if I crossed the line, I would be a beast. What if I don't cross the line? Isn't that even worse than a beast? Li Yi smiled cheaply.
"You...... In short, you are not allowed to come, otherwise, I will call your mother and let your mother clean you up! Dong Xiaonan said shyly.
As soon as he heard "...... damn", Li Yi was a little stunned.
After all, this farmhouse is a bungalow, and the slightest sound will be very clear in the quiet environment of the countryside, and Li Yi doesn't want to make some night jokes.
"Hey, did you think that enzyme really didn't work?" Dong Xiaonan turned around and asked.
Li Yi nodded: "Enzymes are biological enzymes, as long as biological enzymes are directly decomposed when they encounter saliva, they have no effect at all."
Moreover, biological enzymes have extremely high oxidation, and the current technology cannot extract biological enzymes for human consumption, and even the biological enzymes in scientific laboratories are kept in an environment of tens of degrees below zero, and ordinary companies simply cannot afford such high costs.
In fact, if you think about it the other way, you can understand why manufacturers will say that they use beneficial lactic acid bacteria to ferment on the label? In fact, it is all lactic acid bacteria that are working, and it has nothing to do with enzymes.
Nowadays, merchants are selling a lot of money, luring people to buy by making up lies, so as to achieve the purpose of huge profits! ”
"However, I don't advocate women to lose weight from the bottom of my heart, because women's plump bodies are a guarantee of health!"
Dong Xiaonan asked curiously: "Isn't plump just fat?" How can it be a guarantee of health? ”
Li Yi explained: "The body structure and energy organization of women and men are different, mature women will have a big aunt, and the appearance of a big aunt will consume a lot of energy in the woman's body, so women need to consume a lot of energy more than men.
This excess energy is stored in the body in the form of fat, resulting in a woman looking plump.
Once a woman loses weight, it is to remove this energy in advance, and when the great aunt comes, the body simply cannot provide enough energy to support the loss of blood.
In this way, all kinds of dysmenorrhea and gynecological diseases will come one after another, and even serious ones can lead to infertility, and these gynecological diseases are ultimately caused by weight loss! ”
Dong Xiaonan was frightened, she suddenly remembered that some actresses dieted a lot in order to pursue weight loss results excessively, which eventually led to a sharp deficit in the body, and various gynecological diseases that only middle-aged and elderly women had at a young age.
Some actresses have been keen on losing weight for many years after marriage, resulting in infertility, and finally giving up losing weight before conceiving a child, which abounds on the Internet and various media.
"It's really killing people to lose weight." Dong Xiaonan sighed inexplicably.
Seeing that Li Yi's big eyes flashed and he didn't feel sleepy at all, Dong Xiaonan didn't want to be tossed by him, so he asked pretending to think: "Tell me why this person can't stop drinking?" Always have an urge to drink more and more as you drink? Even someone who is drunk and wants to drink? ”
Li Yi thought about it, and the jade copper coin began to input all kinds of knowledge, he sorted it out, and said, "This is mainly related to alcohol. Alcohol is a diuretic that causes the body's organs to excrete water, which triggers a feeling of thirst.
Moreover, alcohol is an addictive substance, which is a strong irritant to the blood, and the human body instinctively enjoys this stimulation.
Therefore, drinkers will quench their thirst by continuing to drink instead of drinking water. However, when a large amount of alcohol enters the body, it will only lead to more thirst, so there will be constant drinking.
Those who are drunk are still shouting and drinking, and the stimulation of alcohol is only a small part, mostly because they feel unusually thirsty! ”
Dong Xiaonan nodded and said, "No wonder, when those drunk people are unconscious, they always scream to drink water." ”
Li Yi: "Yes, that's caused by alcohol dehydration. In fact, hangover is very simple, there is no need for any decanting soup at all, a glass of light salt water with a content of 0.1% can be used to decant the wine very well, and the effect is much better than any hangover medicine.
In addition, headaches caused by drunkenness are also organ pain caused by a lack of water in the brain. Why do many drunk people die suddenly? That is to drink a large amount of high alcohol, which causes the human body to become violently dehydrated in a short period of time and die. ”
Dong Xiaonan: "Then it's okay to drink drinks, right?" Nowadays, many functional drinks are popular, and the main material of the drink is also water. Functional drinks can also replenish the body's energy and mineral needs. ”
Li Yi shook his head: "This is just a public's assumption, as long as it is a functional drink, most of them are carbonated drinks, and the main ingredient of carbonated drinks is carbohydrates, which are the raw materials of fat!"
This would explain why people who want to lose weight with functional drinks get fatter the more they drink. ”
"In addition, there is a sweetener called 'abasthin' in all beverages, which is also an allowed beverage additive.
After abastian enters the digestive tract, it will be broken down into amino acids, formaldehyde, and methanol! ”
Dong Xiaonan was startled, got up and asked, "Formaldehyde?" Methanol? Isn't that a toxic substance? ”
Li Yi nodded: "Therefore, drinking too much of a drink will lead to liver function and kidney failure, and the root cause is the lesion caused by the accumulation of formaldehyde and methanol decomposed by abastian."