Chapter 614: Highway Vignette
"Huh? What did you forget? The snacks are all in the car, I haven't forgotten. Tang Jing said slurred while filling her mouth with snacks.
Dong Xiaonan explained: "I'm not talking about this, it's something at the high-speed service station just now. The regulations stipulate that high-speed service stations shall not impose fines without permission, otherwise it is an illegal act!
Just now...... It's all your fault! The bathroom is right next door, what do you have to defecate in the open for? Idle? ”
Li Yi's head was big for a while, how to explain this? Simply, pretend to be asleep.
"Whew...... "Just when Dong Xiaonan wanted to wake up Li Yi, Tang Jing saw something in the rearview mirror, turned her head to look, her face was a little panicked, but her mouth was full ......of snacks, and she shouted in a snorting voice.
"Jingjing! You're so loud, it's easy to make people think. Dong Xiaonan drove wholeheartedly and laughed.
After thinking about it for a while, Zhao Xiaojing decided to tell Li Yi that although Zhao Xiaona was not as resourceful as her, she had always done things in an undisciplined manner.
The more undisciplined people are, the more likely they are to have big problems, so it's better to let Li Yi take precautions in advance. As for who the other woman was, Zhao Xiaojing also asked.
"Di ......" A text message, Li Yi looked down and saw that it was the information sent by Zhao Xiaojing: The Zhao family already knows that you have done the first batch of attackers, and Zhao Xiaona personally led twenty members of the Black Knife Guard to intercept you, so be careful.
"Di ......" Just when Li Yi felt that Zhao Xiaojing's intelligence was really timely, another piece of information popped up immediately after: The intelligence shows that you are with two women? Except for Dong Xiaonan, who is that woman? ? Reply immediately!!
"Huh? Is this Zhao Nanduo too wide? And who is your other woman? Dong Xiaonan leaned on Li Yi's shoulder, looked at the mobile phone text message, and asked puzzledly.
When it comes to Zhao Nanduo, Dong Xiaonan is still very impressed, at the beginning, Zhao Nanduo thought about beating Li Yi and others, but he didn't expect to be killed by Li Yi, and then became Li Yi's Zhao family informant.
But this Zhao Nanduo is an old man in his sixties, how can he be so sensitive to the women around Li Yi? Something seems to be wrong. Dong Xiaonan looked up at Li Yi suspiciously.
Now that the two of them are in the service area, Tang Jing got out of the car to buy snacks, and Li Yi explained with some embarrassment: "Zhao Nanduo cares about me."
After all, the Zhao family's target is you and me, and if there is one more woman, it will be one more danger. Don't think about it, Zhao Nanduo is not the kind of person who guesses. ”
Dong Xiaonan felt that this reason could barely be explained, but he always felt that an old man cared about who the woman next to Li Yi was? Something seems wrong. Do you want Li Yi to reply to the message quickly?
"Oops! You guys help, it's really eyeless! Just when Dong Xiaonan was about to take the mobile phone and take a serious look at the mobile phone number, Tang Jing shouted outside the car with a bag of snacks in one hand.
Dong Xiaonan hurriedly got up to help, Li Yi patted his chest, so dangerous, so dangerous! It almost got exposed.
Quickly set the phone to vibrate, and quickly replied: "The other person is Tang Jing, Xiaonan's best friend!" ”
Over there, after Zhao Xiaojing received the information, she saw that the other woman was not Li Yixiang's good friend, and she also smiled happily, and replied: "I wish you victory in the battle, and the concubine will welcome you in Anzhou." ”
After Li Yi felt the vibration here, he excused himself for convenience, got out of the car to check the information, and almost scared to pee when he saw this "I wish you victory in the battle, and the concubine sweeps the couch in Anzhou to greet you", fortunately I got out of the car to see, otherwise, I was seen by Dong Xiaonan in the car, and the rhythm of the iron hair was definitely going to be fried!
Li Yi hurriedly deleted this information and looked around with a weak heart, but fortunately, Dong Xiaonan did not follow.
While patting his chest, he muttered with palpitations: "Damn, it's really hard to be a man, it's still good in ancient times, men don't have to worry about being jealous!" Hey, it's really a bad day. ”
"But isn't it, now the young man Xiaojie doesn't know how to go to the bathroom, just find a place to solve it, are you showing off the birds?" There was a cold voice from the aunt behind him, and when he turned his head, he saw that it was an elderly high-speed service station cleaner, who was glaring at Li Yi.
Coincidentally, there was a wet stall in front of Li Yi, and Li Yi looked down at his mobile phone with a weak heart, isn't it like a small relief?
"Huh? Auntie, I'm ......" Li Yi was embarrassed for a while and wanted to explain.
"Whose aunt are you? Am I old? I'm only fifty-two this year! Still auntie? Nowadays, young people are so rude, and they call them aunts when they open their mouths? Then I'll call you uncle, do you dare to agree? The middle-aged female cleaner scolded with a displeased face.
"I ......" Li Yi was very tired in his heart, if he did it, he would just admit punishment. But this is really not his solution!
"Oops! What for? Have the guts to do it, but don't have the guts to admit it? If they all defecate like you, this high-speed service station must not stink? Seeing that Li Yi was leaving, the cleaner grabbed him and shouted.
"I said Auntie, you recognized the wrong person! It's really not convenient for me! I just answered the phone! Li Yi couldn't say anything, he wanted to break free of the cleaner's pull, but the cleaner's hand was like a pair of pliers, holding him tightly, but he didn't let go.
"Li Yi? What are you ......" Just when Li Yi wanted to explain again, Dong Xiaonan walked over, watched him being pulled by a cleaner, and asked a little puzzled.
"I ...... I ...... just now" Li Yi wanted to say that he was looking at the text message just now, but suddenly remembered that Zhao Xiaojing's meaty text message was deleted by him, and he couldn't say anything about it. There was a bit of a pause for a while.
"Is this your good match? Girl, see how temperamental you are? It must be a big girl. Look at your good friend, what are you looking for? The cleaner saw that Dong Xiaonan was covered with famous brands, and felt that Dong Xiaonan should have some background, so he said deliberately.
Dong Xiaonan was very dissatisfied with the cleaner's words, raised his eyebrows, and asked coldly: "This aunt, you don't like to pull and pull a strange man in broad daylight, right?"
Did he insult you? Or did you do something angry? ”
When the cleaner heard that Dong Xiaonan was not good at stubble, and then looked at Tang Jing behind Dong Xiaonan who was also wearing a famous brand, maybe it was a family lady who was playing, she was just a cleaner on the highway, and she couldn't afford to offend.
But she was reasonable, pointing at Li Yi and shouting: "Your man defecates everywhere!" I was caught, according to the punishment of our service station, open defecation, a fine of fifty! ”
"Give! Now we can go, right? Dong Xiaonan didn't say a word, directly took out fifty cash, and shaved Li Yi fiercely, don't go to the bathroom, you have to defecate anywhere, do you think you are an unevolved gorilla?
When the cleaner saw that the fifty oceans had arrived, he let go of his hand with a smile, Li Yi was depressed, what the hell is this called.
In the car, Tang Jing was like a big hamster, eating snacks constantly, not filling Dong Xiaonan's mouth with snacks, Li Yi who watched it was a little puzzled, the two girls had eaten most of the bags of snacks unconsciously, and they didn't feel that they could hold up?
"Hey! How did I forget? Dong Xiaonan was eating, and suddenly, he slapped his thigh and shouted.
"Huh? What did you forget? The snacks are all in the car, I haven't forgotten. Tang Jing said slurred while filling her mouth with snacks.
Dong Xiaonan explained: "I'm not talking about this, it's something at the high-speed service station just now. The regulations stipulate that high-speed service stations shall not impose fines without permission, otherwise it is an illegal act!
Just now...... It's all your fault! The bathroom is right next door, what do you have to defecate in the open for? Idle? ”
Li Yi's head was big for a while, how to explain this? Simply, pretend to be asleep.
"Whew...... "Just when Dong Xiaonan wanted to wake up Li Yi, Tang Jing saw something in the rearview mirror, turned her head to look, her face was a little panicked, but her mouth was full ......of snacks, and she shouted in a snorting voice.
"Jingjing! You're so loud, it's easy to make people think. Dong Xiaonan drove wholeheartedly and laughed.
"Ahh......h
Because of the angle, Dong Xiaonan couldn't see the crisis that Tang Jing could see, and thought Tang Jing was joking.
"Jingjing! Don't make trouble, I'm driving, I don't have Li Yi's driving skills, if you make a fuss, we all have to take a break! Dong Xiaonan scolded with a smile.
Li Yi turned his head to look at Tang Jing, wanting to stop her commotion.