014 The joy of madmen and savages lies in all kinds of brainless self-harm
When the iron gate fell suddenly, the loudspeaker played a screeching noise, and the male donkey shouted excitedly, Gu Tie's heart was pounding with fright. But then, the boss and a group of tin gnomes emerge from the ground like a swarm of rats crossing the street, and the boss and a group of gnomes with rocket backpacks jump from the ceiling like a swarm of sparrows. Gu Tie didn't know why he wasn't scared, he knew that this group of dwarfs was very cruel, but he just couldn't be afraid.
As far as the eye can see, a large group of short people with an average height of 1.5 meters screamed and rushed over, and the short and deformed small body burst out with a completely disproportionate fanatical fighting spirit, which made people nervous and frightened at the same time, puzzled and puzzled, and a little funny. These emotions are mixed together, and this is Gu Tie's current mood. Gu Tie suddenly wondered if this was the same feeling when American GIs beat the Korean People's Army on the Korean battlefield. -- By the way, Gu Tie did not mean to support the American GIs, but only to discuss the facts. The people of North Korea are the only people on the planet who are still 1.5 meters tall on average, and their minds are full of fanaticism.
Gu Tie took a deep breath to dispel his momentary distractions, then picked off the last two grenades and squinted at the shape of the battlefield. The number of rocket gnomes on the ceiling is constantly increasing, there are currently forty or fifty, and the number continues to increase. The two ends of the middle platform and the left and right platforms continue to climb out of the iron dwarfs, forming an encirclement in the shape of a 'hui', enclosing the ancient iron inside.
The first thing to do in a group fight is to 'not be beaten', if a master is surrounded by a school of miscellaneous fish, he is constantly beaten on the back of the head with a stick. The knife stabbed in the back, and the unknown foreign object inserted the chrysanthemum, which really couldn't show any ability, and hung up in a daze. Now the gnomes are constantly crawling out, trying to form an encirclement. Gu Tie pulled out the safety pin and threw the grenade onto the platform on the right.
These gnomes are really very fierce, and they have no intention of scattering at all. The two gnomes also picked up the grenade that hadn't exploded yet and threw it back. Gu Tie reacted faster and slapped the two grenades back with his psionic hand. One grenade fell into the middle of a group of gnomes, and another grenade landed on the head of a dwarf who was afraid of a well. After a bounce, it fell into the well. A shocking explosion finally arrived, a grenade on the platform that exploded, sending the surrounding gnomes flying, and a grenade in the sewer that shook the ground. The shock wave swept through the crowded sewers and erupted from the surrounding wells, blowing out a significant number of gnomes along the way.
Gu Tie had seen a blowout of water jets, and it was the first time he had seen a spraying dwarf, and he couldn't help but admire: "Wow!"
The second boss who didn't know where was obviously very dissatisfied, and shouted frantically in the loudspeaker with the voice of a donkey: "Scouts, what the fuck are you in a daze, fuck this bitch, slut, fuck quickly......, fuck quickly, fuck off, fuck off, fuck fuck The surrounding tin gnomes also began to surround them. Gu Tie suddenly unleashed his swift technique, swept through the gap just blasted out like a whirlwind, rushed up the vertical wall, and then quickly ran on the wall, rushing straight towards a loud loud horn.
"Scouts. Shoot, shoot, don't let the bitch break the bang-smack......" The horn came out with a bang-smack's howl. Gu Tie aimed at the horn and shot as he ran, dumbing the big horn and rushing towards the other horn. The Rocket Gnomes and Tin Gnomes followed suit, cracking and shooting at the Ancient Iron. They were all shotguns, and the barrage of hundreds of shotguns was overwhelming. Ancient iron runs in front. The wall behind him was blasted to the ground, and a layer of skin was almost scraped off.
"Damn, if there is a Gatling Gun Formation, it won't be ......" Gu Tie touched the left arm guard of the universal combat suit, nostalgic for the Floating Demon Gun and the Seal Armguard. If there was a Gatling gun, where would he be afraid of the barrage of this group of gnomes, and he would be forced to run around. He was running around the wall for half a lap when he suddenly saw a minecart in the corner, the kind shaped like an iron coffin, transporting ore in a tunnel. A flash of inspiration flashed through his head to produce a strategy that was crazy enough.
Gu Tie looked at the rocket gnomes and saw that they had gathered in a dense group. The same is true of the tin gnomes on the ground, standing in a dense group. They were originally scattered around Gu Tie, but Gu Tie ran in circles around the wall, they ran after Gu Tie, and before they knew it, they ran together. That is, now there are two groups of gnomes, one in the air and one on the ground.
"The goddess is above, if I die, it will be absolutely stupid. Gu Tie gritted his teeth fiercely, and suddenly accelerated and rushed down the wall, grabbed the minecart with his psionic hand, and rushed towards the iron dwarf group on the ground with his body upside down. The heavy minecart slowed his running suddenly, and the gnomes on the ground in the air finally seized the opportunity and shot at the minecart. The overwhelming barrage of bullets slammed into the minecart, not only exerting extremely heavy pressure, but also causing the minecart to hum loudly, similar to a random stick slamming into an iron bucket.
Gu Tie was dizzy, and his ears were buzzing. Fortunately, not long ago, the dementors provided him with a harsher noise grind, and this level of roar was enough to endure by gritting his teeth. He carried the minecart like a rampaging giant tortoise and rushed forward like a raging turtle, rushing headlong into the crowd of gnomes on the ground and crouching down. However, the group of gnomes in the air did not cease fire, and still fired at the minecart.
The gnomes don't have good marksmanship, the gnomes like to shoot all the way, and the gnomes use shotguns. The armor-piercing ability of the shotgun is like scum, it can't penetrate hard steel, and it is easy to cause ricochet. Now, the rocket gnomes in the air are shooting at the minecart. The minecart remained motionless, but the surrounding tin gnomes were shot en masse, some directly and some by ricochets.
Their iron armor looks rudimentary, but it's actually quite good. But if the body armor is hit by a bullet, the bullet may be able to prevent it, but the momentum of the bullet will still be transmitted to the body, enough to break bones. Bulletproof helmets are able to block bullets, but it is also difficult to block the momentum of bullets, which can cause severe concussions. The surrounding tin gnomes were treated in the same way, some were knocked unconscious, some had their hands and feet broken, some had their ribs broken, and they fell one by one. In a few moments, few of the gnomes on the ground were standing.
Gu Tie raised the minecart to look around, and hurriedly released a large number of psionic hands to collect the shotguns left by the iron gnomes, and shot them indiscriminately into the air. The rocket gnomes wore only thin leather clothing. Rocket backpacks are also flammable and explosive. Immediately, a dwarf was shot, a rocket pack was blown up, screams and explosions rang out from the air, and the barrage of bombardment of the minecart suddenly weakened. Gu Tie continued to collect shotguns and continued to shoot indiscriminately, causing the pygies to fall from the sky one by one and smash them on the ground.
Gu Tie waited until the shooting stopped, and suddenly lifted the minecart and rushed out. This time. The gnomes in the air and on the ground were in disarray, and there was no one to stop them. Gu Tie rushed to a corner with a gust of wind, and aimed his gun at a rocket gnome. One shot blows up the rocket pack. He aimed at the second and third gnomes, and shot one shot after another, killing many in succession.
"Wow, ah, ah....... You're the stupidest Scout ever, shoot and shoot this bitch, fuck ......"
Lord Bang screamed through the horns, finally awakening the fighting spirit of some of the gnomes. The sparse few gnomes rushed towards Gu Tie with their guns, but Gu Tie didn't shoot at them, turned around and ran out of another corner, then stopped and turned around, aiming at them one by one from a distance. There were also some rocket gnomes catching up, but their flight was not as fast as Gutie. Gu Tie kept repeating the same tactics. Use your speed to get out of their range, then use the range of your sniper rifle to kill ...... one by one.
"Ahh......h , useless Scout, so disappointed Bang Lord, stinky bitch. Die. β
Just as Gu Tie was comfortably guerrilla, the voice of the male donkey in the horn finally couldn't bear it anymore, and let out an unprecedented piercing scream, and the extremely bad rock music became even worse and more crazy, as if a group of lonely mountain giants transformed the high-power drilling machine into a super massage rod and inserted it into a chrysanthemum. At the same time. The turret on the central platform suddenly let out a dull rumbling roar, and then sparkled with electric light, and stood up violently. It turns out that this is a mecha, not an ordinary mecha. The chaotic and strong psionic aura was billowing and spreading, giving Gu Tie the feeling that the biogas was ignited directly without filtration and purification.
The triple turret is just the upper body of the mech, and the lower body is a much larger chassis with six crab-like legs and a pair of large crab-like pincers. When the mech stood up, the ceiling horn stopped, and the piercing noise erupted directly from the mech: "Stinky bitch, slam smack is going to kill you, first bang into your asshole, and then ...... with one shot"
Before the turret could be aimed at the ancient iron, three large fireballs were shot out in a row. Each fireball is the size of a basketball, drawing a parabola in the air and falling to the ground with a range of ...... It's less than a hundred meters. But the fireball was so powerful that it fell to the ground and turned into a blast of flames that spread in a circle. Three fireballs are three rings of fire, sweeping half of the underground station at once.
Gu Tie wondered what this ugly turret was shooting at first, but he came to his senses when he saw the fireball explode into a ring of fire, and quickly turned around and ran wildly, rushing to the high part of the wall in one breath to avoid this terrifying shelling. This mecha was not in a hurry when it missed, and continued to rotate the turret with a bang, while increasing the elevation angle of the barrel, and finally aimed at Gu Tie, shooting out large small fireballs with a bang.
"It turns out that its shelling also has multiple patterns, it can shoot fireballs, and it can also scatter. β
Gu Tie hurriedly ran to avoid these small fireballs, stood on a wall, raised his gun and aimed at the mecha and fired a shot. The bullet sparked a cloud of sparks on the mech's thick carapace, completely unscarred. Lord Bang Bang was excited, waving two mechanical pliers and yelling in a piercing voice: "Whoa, whoa, whoa...... , bitch, give one more shot to the bang-smack, shoot again. β
Gu Tie frowned, and saw that the leg joints of the mecha were not protected, and the shafts, pipes, cables, and mechanical joints were all exposed, so he put away his sniper rifle and pulled out his shaped sword and rushed over. He skillfully activated the blade, took off his left glove, and activated the blade to infuse the energy of scarlet lightning, and everything was ready. Lord Bang Bang looked anxious and shouted frantically: "Wow, a......a , what, what are you holding? This is a high-end product that only players have, how can you have it. Ahh......h
The mecha shot as it retreated, and the fireballs and scenes of fire catapults kept shooting, triggering a raging sea of fire. Gu Tie ran fast and was fine, he didn't burn at all, and those injured dwarfs reached blood mold, and their skin was burned to the brittle. After a while, Gu Tie rushed behind the mecha and cut off the joints of one leg with one sword, and the joint of the second leg with the second sword ....... After the eight swords, the mecha's two large pincers and six legs were all gone, leaving only a bare body lying motionless.
Gu Tie ran away after successfully breaking his leg. Wait for the mech to unleash some dangerous ultimate, or further transformation. But the mecha just rumbles around, trying to find the location of the ancient iron. The hell rock 'n' roll was still piercing, and Lord Bang was still shouting loudly, "Do you think you're going to win?" Bang Bang Adult's body is indestructible...... No, it's indestructible. You use the Shaped Sword to cut it apart little by little. This is a pure gold alloy door panel, half a foot behind. When you slowly drill through the door, the big boss Goldbeard will catch you. Do you know what game he likes to play? Blowing up balloons. He first removes your ribs alive, pulls out your lungs, and then pumps you into your nose. When your lungs are swollen, they bulge bigger and bigger, and they bulge bigger and bigger, and finally they explode with a bang. Understand no, this is blowing up balloons......"
The voice of Lord Bang Bang was still loud, but the tone was ...... It seems to be a little weaker.
Ancient Iron constantly shifted positions to keep himself behind the turret. Lord Bang Bang couldn't see Gu Tie, so he laughed nervously: "Hahahaha...... , Bang Bang Lord tells you that Goldbeard is the big boss of the Red Clay Forest. There is a private vault that holds a large amount of Mithril and Ancient Treasures. He's also the most notorious wanted criminal, and if you take the golden-bearded head and wander around the surrounding tribes, you can get a lot of bounties. Oh yes. You're a player, you're not bad for money. But you can recruit a lot of free thugs, and a lot of people hate Goldbeard to the core, and if you kill Goldbeard, they will definitely defect to you for free. β
Gu Tie sensed the weakness of this bangbang lord, and asked suspiciously, "Are you out of line?"
"How not. I also have a super ultimate. "The rock music playing inside the mecha suddenly took it to the next level. If the previous sound was that of the mountain giant inserting himself with a drilling machine massage rod, then this time the sound is simply Megatron raping Optimus Prime, and the fierce metal friction sound makes people's brain cells commit suicide one after another. The bang-slammed man kept making noise: "Hey, what are you busy with? Do you feel that this sound is ugly, is it dizzy, disgusting and want to vomit, there is a suicidal and misanthropic feeling, the urge to put the muzzle of the gun in your mouth, and shoot yourself in the head." Hurry up and commit suicide, how good it is to commit suicide, pure and without trouble. For the sake of our acquaintance, I will not rape and eat your corpse again, I will cremate you very decently. β
Gu Tie was silent for a while before he said, "You are so weak, too weak." β
"Ah......hh You kind of continue to listen, sit in front of the cannon barrel of the Bang Lord and listen for three hours......"
Gu Tie turned the mecha upside down, revealing a hatch in the middle of the chassis - he noticed this door when he had sharpened the mecha's legs earlier, and secretly remembered it in his heart. Now, he looked around the mecha a few times, and he didn't see the second door, so he knew that this door was the only one. He sliced through the door with his Shaped Sword, dragging the driver out of it with his psionic hand.
Gu Tie originally wanted to kill this Bang Bang Adult, and let Bang Bang Adult die slowly in a more painful way. But this bang-smack-sama turned out to be just a ...... The short and thin little kraken, less than one meter four tall, with a withered yellow little face, looked only eleven or twelve years old, the same age as a robin. Judging by the half-meter-long snake hair, this is a kraken girl, because the snake hair of a male kraken is only twenty centimeters at most. After being pulled out by Gu Tie, she shrunk into a ball without saying a word, her eyes were full of tears, and her whole person clicked. Her left arm is a mechanical prosthetic, so when her body trembles, there is a clicking and rubbing sound.
Gu Tie's heart suddenly softened, and the little kraken sensed Gu Tie's weakness, and his eyes shone with a strange yellow light. Gu Tie immediately slapped her in the face, causing her mouth to bleed and her eyes to be stunned, and the yellow light in her eyes disappeared. He said angrily: "Sure enough, the wolf cub is the wolf cub, Uncle Ben is a little soft-hearted, so he wants to bite Uncle Ben hard." β
The little kraken drooped his head, and his head full of snake hair coiled nervously. Many of them had only half or small halves of their hair, some of which looked like they had been cut off, some of which looked like they had been torn off, and some of which looked like they had been burned. Shui Mo and Da Naga once told Gu Tie that the hair of the Kraken clan is very sensitive, and if it breaks, it will hurt to death, and this little Kraken has obviously suffered a lot.
If it was a boy, he would probably have pinched it to death. If this was a little girl from the Iron Clan, the Dwarf Clan, the Black Dolphin Clan, and the Rui Clan, he would simply pinch it to death. But this is a little girl from the Kraken clan, and he can't bear to ....... Well, he admits that he can't do it, not that he can't bear to do it. It's that I can't do it completely.
He threw the little Kraken back into the driver's seat of the mech, and sighed, "Your taste in music is terrible, so you can do it yourself." β
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A few minutes later, Gu Tie continued to track those dark footprints, and he was a little worried about the yellow-faced and thin-skinned Bang Bang Adult, just like seeing a little stray dog on the street, and he would always miss it for a while. But this is a concern. He will quickly forget. He is not a ruthless and cold-blooded person, but he is also not an amorous and gentle person. Sympathy is there a little, but it doesn't last long.
Follow the trails for a while. Gu Tie came to a hot and quiet factory. It looks like an old-fashioned blacksmith's shop, and it looks like a modern workshop, with a row of furnaces on the left and right walls. There are also ceramic vessels containing red-hot liquid metal. In the middle was a row of anvils, grinding tools, and a large number of forging tools that could not be named. The charred footprints passed through the factory and entered a gate at the end of the factory. There was a crack in the door, and there were black paw prints on the door, which should have been opened by the monster.
There were many people's breath inside the door, and Gu Tie stood at the door without entering, thinking about how to reconnoitre. A rough and majestic voice came from inside: "Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, hillbilly." Come and fight me to the death, you killed so many of my mothers-in-law and imps. Kill the second boss Bang Bang and his Scout again. So I'm waiting for you right here, come in. β
Gu Tie grinned, slowly pushed open the door with his foot, and saw the situation inside. It was a rugged temple of steel, with rough steel plates on the floor. Steel columns and iron beams support the vast space. Two rows of majestic men stood at either end of the hall, dressed in heavy iron armor and armed with long-barreled muskets with tomahawksβordinary rifles with bayonets mounted on them, and these iron muskets were actually loaded with tomahawks. They not only have a gun in their hands, but also a gun on their backs, and two big **** pinned to their waists. At the end of the temple is a large chair that resembles a throne. An iron man in golden power armor sits on it, like an invincible king.
This iron man is indeed very domineering, with golden power armor, holding a giant hammer in his right hand and a thick spear in his left hand. It's just a matter of ...... This power armor is also strange. Any armor is a thick cuirass to protect the chest and a weak abdominal armor, otherwise it is impossible to bend over and twist the waist. But the belly of this power armor was large, thick, and round like a turtle's back, and it protruded forward visibly, looking like a heavily armored teapot. Gu Tie looked very puzzled, and it wasn't until he saw the iron man's face full of loose fat and the thick and fluffy golden beard that he had some guesses.
Does this fat uncle have a big belly, so he makes such a weird power armor?
"Are you Goldenbeard?" asked Gu Tie with a frown.
"I'm Goldbeard. Who sent you, hillbilly?" asked Goldbeard's eyes widen.
"Hillbilly?" Gu Tie was depressed when he heard this, secretly admiring the wonders of these natives, the second boss called him 'bitch', and the big boss called him 'hillbilly', all of which were names he had never heard. What's even more bizarre is that the second boss who calls him a bitch is a little bitch himself, and the golden beard who calls him a hillbilly with a strong accent who calls himself 'me'.
Seeing that Gu Tie didn't speak, Goldbeard raised his giant hammer and shouted, "Don't say the same, steel Scouts, let's do it." β
There was a rumbling sound from the factory building behind Gu Tie, and the floodgates fell one after another, completely sealing the factory. The strong men in the Iron Hall put on their helmets with all their might, and then rushed over with their guns in their guns and roaring. "Holy shit, that's pretty dry. Gu Tie hurriedly retreated, casually aimed at the golden beard and fired a shot. The bullet hit Goldbeard's big belly, leaving only a cloud of sparks.
Goldbeard stood up with difficulty holding on to the handrail, lifted the left **** and slammed fire at the ancient iron, and the ironman warriors also slammed and fired together. Gu Tie quickly moved sideways to dodge, thinking about how to solve this problem. Goldbeard is clunky and sluggish, and melee combat with the Shaped Sword and Crimson Lightning should be easy to solve. The trouble is with the Iron Man soldiers, there are hundreds.
When the Iron Man warriors saw Gu Tie fleeing, they roared and chased him out. They were obviously wearing heavy iron armor, but they moved ridiculously fast, and they were as agile as they were. After a while, they rumbled out the door, chasing the ancient iron and shooting indiscriminately. Gu Tie quickly ran behind a large pillar of steel, listening to the ping-pong sound of bullets hitting the iron tools, while pondering how to kill these guys.
When these iron warriors saw Gu Tie hiding, they were very rampant and approaching while shooting, their mouths crackling and scolding, and they had all kinds of swearing. Gu Tie was staring at a vat of molten metal next to him, wondering if it was too inhumane. At this moment, a rugged iron man yelled: "Dead hillbilly, I'm going to transform your rectum into a watery little ......"
Without a moment's hesitation, Gu Tie used his Gathering Sword to split the chains and cables connecting the barrel, and lifted it with his psionic hand and threw it at the Iron Man warriors. Several Iron Man warriors quickly dodged, but one sluggish warrior was doused with red-hot molten metal. He broke out into an extremely terrible scream, scratching his hands on his body, and screaming: "Pain...... Pain...... Painful ......"
An incredible scene happened, the iron warrior's body swelled rapidly, and the iron armor crackled and burst, revealing the body with countless infusion tubes inserted inside. He tore off the tubes and peeled off the iron armor that remained on his body. Because of the burning of the red-hot metal, a large number of iron pieces are burned on the skin. He violently tore off the pieces of metal, tearing off the skin piece by piece, revealing bloody muscles. But he didn't seem to feel any pain at all, and his body was still expanding strangely. After a while, the iron man with a height of one meter ** swelled to the size of two meters, four or five, and his whole body was also red.
This physique, this muscle, and this color reminded Gu Tie of redstone.
"I miss it so much, I'm done with these things, go back and see them. Gu Tie sighed.
The gigantic Iron Man seemed to lose his mind, and with a single punch swept away one of the Iron Man Warriors next to him, and then pounced on the other Iron Man Warrior. The other Iron Man warriors hurriedly fired at him, completely unconcerned about dealing with Gu Tie. Gu Tie remembered a story told by the Great Naga that the Red Forester sold a helmet to Barenda's brother-in-law, who turned him into a mighty giant and died a painful death. He then came up with some speculation that, judging from the infusion tubes, these Iron Man warriors had used some kind of unhealthy medicine, and that there was an unsafe hidden danger in their bodies. High temperatures or severe pain can trigger this problem.
"It couldn't be better. Gu Tie nodded approvingly, and seeing that the Iron Man Warriors didn't have time to take care of themselves, he went to get a bucket of hot molten iron and poured it on an Iron Man Warrior. The iron warrior immediately went berserk and slammed his fists at the sight of someone. Gu Tie made another twenty or thirty buckets of molten iron, and drenched many iron warriors with spicy water......
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ps:By the way,Yesterday's chapter was 'Bandit is also passion',Sister's,This is also harmonious.,How about replacing it all with 'base feelings' in the future.γ (To be continued, please search, the novel is better and updated faster!)