Chapter 721: The Second Bullet of the Riot Caused by a Bottle of Potion (1)
The thrilling Valentine's Day has passed, and the people of Yucheng have returned to their normal lives as always, as if nothing had happened. Not only ordinary citizens, but even those of us who participated in the battle at the beginning also entered the daily mode of undisciplined exercise with great speed, and began to have a worrying and joyful every day. All signs show that all of us are used to the dominance of all kinds of little monsters.
The fierce battle with the giant hydra that took over the sky of the city became a hot topic around the world in the following days, and a large number of videos taken by citizens with their mobile phones went viral on the Internet, and the updates about the posts basically never stopped. However, what makes me cry is that Mo said that [Zhou Yi], who was positioned as the soy sauce party, and [Mei Lulu], who desperately pretended to be handsome and successfully attracted the attention of the boss and created a chance to kill, was not the object of everyone's attention; Miss Harris starred in friendship, and according to incomplete statistics, at least hundreds of millions of people are frantically studying various videos every day, trying to find out what style and color the blonde girl wore on the day of the decisive battle - unfortunately, they did not succeed.
There's no way, that girl's sense of existence is too strong, and the final boss in the action game is not as eye-catching as she is riding on the back of a fierce and vicious mount with a colorful fighting spirit. Although Akarin didn't have a good experience in the eyes of everyone, I received chocolates from several girls, including Blue Feather Senpai, so it doesn't matter.
In addition, it is a pity that I didn't receive Yili chocolate from Bai Lian, but after all, the girl has only known me for a short time, and her idol status is very special, so if you think about it, it's actually good to do this, so as not to get into trouble for both parties. For example, the ubiquitous paparazzi, I mean dedicated journalists. Or the FFF group that loves burning at the stake and the White Lotus Fan Guard......
As a thank you for Bai Lian's help in this battle, I asked the girl out to invite her to a meal, and it is estimated that she will be like a hidden dragon spy, and the idol profession is really not something that can be done casually just by brainwashing power.
But it's been a few days, and it's hard to talk about it after you don't bring it up to the little idol, and you can't change anything if you continue to drag it out, so just try to date her today.
I finally woke up in a daze with a bell.
Surrounded by spacious classrooms, many students were walking and chatting casually in twos and threes, and Lao Li, who had materials under his arm, just walked out of the classroom door. Obviously, it's just after class. So, could it be that I'm falling asleep again in my least favorite physics class?
The school rules of Yuying College can be described casually compared to other formal schools, and of course this is also related to the fact that there are all kinds of problem children gathered in the college. In short, as long as the students do not interfere with the class, they can do whatever they want, sleeping, reading, playing with their mobile phones, and even not coming to class are allowed - provided that they must pass the exam. Although I am a 5 scumbag, I am very disciplined, but the physics class sounds like a heavenly book, and then ......
There is no then.
"Xiao Tsubasa, class is already over, don't sleep anymore, wake up. Senior Sister Lan Yu walked to the side, lowered her head, and said loudly with a helpless expression on her face, "I borrowed some small biscuits from the kitchen of the dormitory building last night. If you don't get up again, I'll give it to someone else, huh?"
And you're so confused, don't I look up at you with my eyes wide open, like I'm asleep?
Having said that, every time I look at the posture of Hei Chang leaning down, I can't help but sigh from the bottom of my heart: It's so majestic!
Ahem, you didn't see anything just now. Although the senior sister is always unaware of this, I can't be completely carried away because of the benefits in front of me, so I decisively choose to remain silent, which will only make our good friend (self-proclaimed) Liu Tao jump out and stir up the situation. So I tried to raise my hand and stretch my waist and said, "Don't, haven't I woken up?"
Who would have thought that the natural stay suddenly changed to a look of great surprise and disbelief on his face, and he took a step back with his cheeks with both hands and shouted desperately: "Mao, Maoqiu, open your mouthββ!!
Ay. What's the situation? Besides, why didn't I feel my arms, not even my legs, when I was falling asleep in a daze? Could it be that when I was falling asleep in a daze, Wang Yiping, that guy broke into the classroom without saying anything, brandished the laser sword in his hand, and cut me into a human stick? Because it's too curious, it's decisively denied!
"Mia. A familiar soft voice came from beneath me, and then I felt my perspective rise rapidly, as if I had been pushed up by something.
Masaka ......
Instantly shocked into a cold sweat, I leaned forward and looked down, and at the same time, I could feel the object under me moving slightly, and after a few seconds, I finally saw my familiar face as I wished.
"Mi (second tone)?"
"Mi, your sister, the two of us have simply swapped souls, okay!"
"Mi (Fourth Tone) ββ!"
Seeing that my face suddenly put on an exaggerated expression of horror, my whole body instantly expressed calmness. If the hairball is in the original body at the moment, I'm afraid it will be fried on the spot. Although we feel that we are not far from frying.
Lu Yin, who was sitting not far away with her eyes closed, suddenly rushed over, blinked her big shining eyes and carefully looked me and the hairball up and down for a long time, and finally retracted her body, stroked her chin and tilted her lips, and said meaningfully: "Oh yes, what's going on? Could it be that dear Zhou Yida made you have a strange dream with girls [beep--] and [beep-] and [beep-] when you were sleeping in class just now, and it turned out to be like this after waking up like electricity?"
I still couldn't hold back and completely blew up: "I admit to sleeping in class." But the silent words of love in the back are ghosts!? In addition, I didn't tremble, how can I cultivate, don't you say as if you have seen it with your own eyes! People are bothered by this inexplicable soul exchange, okay, don't help but make trouble every day!?"
"Because it's fun, of course. The evil smile on Lu Yin's face couldn't help but deepen, she stretched out her index finger and gently hooked it on the chin of my original body controlled by the hairball, licked her lips and squinted her eyes. "And you can't do anything at all, I just need to use a few lollipops as bribes to play with your body. Alas, I'm still a little embarrassed to say this in broad daylight, so let me go to your bedroom at night! Husband, I will be very careful not to spoil your body to bring about a fait accompli between the two of us!"
"This kind of thing is not a big deal at all, husband, hey!" I could only jump on the hairball head desperately and shout angrily, "Do you look evil?" I'm embarrassed!?What's the fait accompli of trying not to damage my body, it sounds too dangerous!"
"Oh poof!" The double ponytail suddenly turned his face and sprayed to the side, "No, no, I really can't help it!" Blowing up the hairball in the hairball in the hairball, which is full of emotion, this face is so lovely! Sure enough, compared to your original body, I want to roll around with you as a hairball!"
Are you proving in another sense that my masculinity is far less than the adority of the white fluff on the top of my head......?
"It doesn't matter what that kind of thing is, who can tell me what the hell is going on!?" I jumped frantically trying to calm my bad mood, but unexpectedly, bouncing on another orb (my own head) with the body of a sphere was also a technical job, and by the time we realized it, I was out of balance. The bones rolled and fell.
In the middle of the spinning, I just felt like I had landed on some soft and warm object, and when I fixed my gaze, I just happened to be eye to eye with nature. It turned out that Senior Sister Lan Yu reached out in time to catch me and lifted it in front of me, which didn't make me fall on the ground with a blue nose and swollen face.
"Thank you so much, Blue Feather. I struggled to roll over and get back to my feet, "It's really hard to feel like you're used to...... That, Blue Feather?"
The natural eyes that stared at me bloomed with a shining light that almost blinded the dog's eyes, and suddenly rubbed me into the incomparably majestic twin peaks on her chest, hugging me tightly and rubbing it hard: "Meow! The little wing in the hairball state is so cute, it can't be controlled at all!"
Sister, if you do this, I won't be able to control it! Nosebleed...... Wait, do furballs have noses?
"Woohoo. What an unexpected hyper-expansion. Lu Yin didn't know where to find a lollipop and handed it to the hairball and successfully stopped its rescue operation against me, smacking her lips and nodding slightly, she said matter-of-factly, "Recently, Natural Stay has always taken the initiative in various unexpected ways, so it is likely that the status of Lord Zhenggong will be lost, and I am always fixed with the attribute of the side room, and it is not easy for me to make a move in this case, is it possible that the times are about to change?"
"Change your sister. Don't talk about this nonsense as if the gears of history are starting to turn!Hurry up and find a way to get me out!" I shouted desperately in the Blue Feather Senior's chest, but I even sounded vague because of the tight covering, "Besides, call Emilina, and ask her to help see what the hell is going on?"
"I can't continue if I call Lord Zhenggong, don't you think it's a pity? Darling, you're actually secretly refreshed in your heart at the moment, right?"
"Hmm. That's a bit ...... You are less misleading me next to me, how can you ββ!repair it," tears flowed down my face, and I saw that I couldn't count on the double ponytail, so I could only turn to my baby sister for help, "Mengyun, don't play with your phone, your brother, I'm about to suffocate to death!"
Soon came the voice of the little girl who sounded like she was gritting her teeth hard: "No, I don't have time to save you." You must know that just suppressing your undisciplined good friend has forced Miss Ben to use all her strength, and she can't pull away at all. Or is it better for me to let Liu Tao go, let him roar and pounce up, pull you out of Lan Yu's arms, and pluck out the hair all over your body?"
What the hell is it to pluck out the hair all over your body......
"I'm so sorry, little sister, I shouldn't have bothered you. Please continue to suppress Liu Tao like that. Feeling that he was about to be overwhelmed by the festival, but he knew very well that it was just an illusion, he suddenly had an idea, and finally thought of a character who could do things seriously before fainting with happiness, no, or sadness, "Bai, Bailian, you should have noticed the movement here, right? Hurry up and help call Emilina over, I need her strength to solve the trouble in front of me." β
"Ah, okay, I see. The little idol's sweet voice sounded unusually pleasant and refreshing at any time, even if she used a panicked tone, "Hey, is it Emilina? Please come to our classroom quickly, Zhou Yi suddenly turned into a hairball inexplicably!"
The little idol seems to be calling the blonde girl on her phone, but why is Emmilina silent instead of answering immediately?
Finally, after about a few seconds, the voice of a certain specification of foreign horse monkey soju came from the speaker: "What did you say, Bai Lian, Zhou Yi turned into a hairball? β
I'm not a spit service for other things, hey, if I lose my glasses, I will completely lose my sense of existence, and I will have a cannon master Xin Baji or something, and one in this world is enough!
When I flipped over the coffee table in my heart, Senior Sister Lan Yu suddenly took me away from her chest. Before he could figure out what was going on, a strange spatial rift filled with eyes and hands suddenly appeared in the air next to him, and then Emilina walked out gracefully with her gentle paper fan.
"Oh, that's a funny little cutie. Yakumo Zi opened the paper fan and leaned over to stare at me with his mouth half-covered, and smiled, "Zhou Yi Sao Nian, how about you be a pet for life like this?"
"Rejected. Also, Emilina, can you help me see what the hell is going on, why did I suddenly swap bodies with the furball soul?"
The blonde girl who was named stroked her single ponytail very casually: "Well, I think it should be the extra effect of the bottle of Aunt Cecilia's special potion that you drank a few days ago that temporarily boosted mental power." (To be continued......)