Book 66 Bet
The sick princess would be mistaken, thinking that Zhou Shu deliberately made up such a name to tease herself. Master Zhou wants to cry without tears, how good do you think I should hum some songs of the legend of the people's natural phoenix, why are you so literary?
In order to prove his purity, he translated the original English lyrics into lingua franca and spoke to the sick princess to prove that there was such a song.
Who sat among the blooming alfalfa flowers and sang loudly since that early morning. It was a girl with flaxen hair and beautiful cherry lips...... In the bright summer sun, the lark's song echoes, and love sprouts and grows in her heart.
The English lyrics translated into lingua franca also rhyme. As a result, these ordinary words made the sick princess a little breathless after listening to it, her heart was beating and her face was red.
She pulled the blanket under her nose to cover her lips, not daring to look at the man next to her. This shy appearance couldn't be more obvious, she had already regarded the man in front of her as her knight king, and the last layer of psychological defense had long been left. Love sprouted and grew in her heart.
The night sky in early autumn is clean and clear, and the night wind is a little chilly.
Seeing the sick princess like this, Master Zhou sighed in his heart. Lao Tzu understands, and that group of real young girls turned out to be such a process. Am I unintentional?
In order to break this fateful atmosphere, Zhou Shu tried his best to recall the cold jokes of several Spring Festival Gala sketches, and finally got his wish to let the sick princess who had just fallen in love return to calm and reason. It's a pity...... Although the goal was achieved, he always felt as if he had missed a good opportunity, and his mood was low.
The next morning, the two of them ate some dried fruit and went back on the road. Along the way, the sick princess learned to be shrewd, and the topic of conversation has been deliberately pulling on politics. 政zhì is the most incompatible word in the world with love, and after this topic unfolded, the atmosphere before the two instantly changed to academic.
The sick princess used her own experience in the government to talk about the laws and local self-government system of the White Moon Kingdom. also listened to Zhou Shu's talk about the separation of powers, the proportional representative election system and the great people's congress system, and thanks to the fact that he is a liberal arts student, otherwise he would really not be a sick princess.
The two of them, one from superior socialism, and the other from the backward and dire feudal slave kingdom, had many ambiguous views, and they quarreled after a while.
It stands to reason that the two of them are right-thinking adults who don't bother about this matter, but the two have a common purpose at the moment, that is, to make the relationship between each other a little stranger, and not to develop in the direction of being late. Therefore, the two did not give in to each other on these boring things, but had a lively debate.
In the end, the sick princess proudly told her country's judicial system. It was a primitive system in which crimes were judged by local lords and sentenced by the Hakugetsu National Code.
"Families who have long governed the place must care about their own honor, and therefore will make the most fair judgment possible in the verdict of the crime. In the case of arson and murder, the Temple Inquisition will also participate in the conviction process to minimize the rate of wrongful convictions. ”
After hearing this, Zhou Shu pouted and said: "Isn't it just to inspect and select the virtuous and promote filial piety, and then let these people implement the policy of legal governance." In my country, this was done more than 2,000 years ago, and it turned out not to work. What Wang Xie Yuan, Xiao Gu, Lu Zhu, Zhang several nobles, generation after generation waste. ”
"The nobles of our Baiyue Kingdom are different from you, so we naturally have a way to ensure the suzhì of our own children. ”
"Human nature is evil, and all people are selfish. Only laws that limit power are enacted under this premise can be laws that benefit the people. ”
The two men quarreled in harmony, and the carriage drove into a small town.
"Okay, let's stop talking. The sick princess parked the carriage at the inn and pulled out her purse. "Let's stay today, we're still a day away from the next town." ”
Zhou Shu glanced at her wallet twice, she wanted to see how much money the princess usually brought with her when she went out. Shockingly, this small wallet seems to be also a space prop, and there seems to be a large number of silver coins in it, but judging by the appearance of this wallet, it can only hold five or six at most.
The sick princess picked and chose a few crescents and paid for the store, and then drank wine and read books in the store.
This inn is much smaller than the small inn in the Defeated City, and the wine sold is difficult to swallow. Even a female winemaker like the sick princess only drank a few sips before putting it down.
Zhou Shu searched with the Book of Summoning around here, and half of the magic owners in this vicinity were not all ordinary people, and it was a good habit he had recently developed to be diligent in searching, always checking if there was any nearby existence that could threaten him. Although there was no result in the search, it was gratifying that Zhou Shu found a small snake in the corner outside the hotel. He put on his leather gloves and summoned the Void Muscle to grab the snake, and the little snake struggled to wrap around the enemy's arm and bite hard. Mr. Zhou showed the snake to the shopkeeper like a child, and wanted to ask him if the snake was poisonous and how poisonous it was. As a result, the elderly boss saw it as if he had met a ghost, and he didn't dare to approach anything, for fear that Zhou Shu would throw the snake in his face with a slippery hand.
"This snake is commonly known as the Flower Death, and no one who has been bitten by it can be saved. Hurry up and throw it away. The sick princess was knowledgeable and gave an answer that made Zhou Shu ecstatic.
Oops, that's fine. With this thing, it will be easy to fight again in the future!
Due to the rush last night, the two came to this town a little early. There's not much to do in this small place, but it adds up to three streets, and it winds up and down. So the two of them could only stay on the first floor of the hotel to eat and drink, and waited until nightfall to go back to the house to sleep.
In order to deal with emergencies, as long as the two of them have a room, there is only one bed in the room, and Master Zhou naturally sleeps on the floor.
"Princess. On your side, it's not popular to catch and sell yin prostitutes, right?"
The sick princess didn't bother to pay attention to him, and she didn't take off a single piece of clothing, and went to sleep directly.
Master Zhou conjured a big fluffy dog as a pillow, and fell asleep on the floor within two minutes.
The sick princess was lying on the bed and couldn't understand whether the person on the floor was powerful or not, and he was holding a dog hypocritically when she slept......
In the middle of the night, a fire broke out somewhere in the town. Black smoke and fire rose so high that the whole town could see it.
The sick princess slept very shallowly, and when she found the noise outside, she woke up immediately, and woke Zhou Shu up.
"Isn't it, it's on fire again?" Master Zhou still remembered the tragic situation when he caught fire last time, which left a considerable psychological shadow on him.
The sick princess is even more shadowy, all the places where she was burned before and where she was particularly humiliating have been seen, so that she can't stand up to any of her majesty in front of Zhou Shu now. And it hadn't been a few days since that incident, and she still had palpitations.
"I'm not going out this time, let him burn it. "The sick princess made a rare joke on herself. "Go back to sleep. ”
Zhou Shu said 'oh', the big dog 'snorted', and then went back to sleep.
Another twenty minutes passed, and a noisy sound of footsteps could be heard downstairs in the hotel.
"I'm in trouble again......" Zhou Shu didn't fall asleep after being woken up, and sighed while holding the dog.
"What does it have to do with us? sleep. ”
Master Zhou's sixth sense has been very accurate since he came to this world, "Let's make a bet, these people must have come to us, if I guess wrong, you will be a cow and a horse for a year." ”
"Until I die?" the sick princess is very sensitive to the time of 'one year'.
"Please, come up with a princess look, okay? Bet?"
The sick princess was taunted by the agitated general, "Then bet, if I lose, I'll ......"
Halfway through his sentence, footsteps stopped at the door.
“...... I'll just invite you to dinner. ”
With the words of the sick princess, the door was kicked open. Then more than a dozen men in security uniforms rushed into the room, and one of them pointed at the nose of the two and shouted, "It's them, arrest me!"
Slowly got up from the floor with his head in his hands, and said helplessly to the sick princess on the bed: "Look, I just said that someone has to catch and sell yin prostitution, right?"