Chapter Twenty-Six: No Ambition
"So vigorous and resolute, you are too good at Taoism, amazing!" Jun Moxie was startled, the fat man's father's methods are really good, when he is the commander of the inner guard, he will definitely not work without real talent, but the fat man's father was stunned to open all the joints and let Tang Fatzi take this quite incredible position, it is really amazing!
"Really? It's really distressed, Sanshao, what my father and my grandfather mean, that is, I will develop from the inside first, first master the level in the palace, and hone in this big dye vat, and then my father will choose the right time to transfer me out, toss and turn, and finally come back, and then inherit my father's position by the way. Do you understand that?" Tang Yuan had a bitter gourd on his face.
"In other words, positioning you as the next head of the Tang family?"|Jun Moxie's eyes widened, this is too unbelievable, just by virtue of this fat man's virtue, to be the head of the family?
"Well, yes, just these few days, I don't know where an old guy came out, saying that he was a friend of grandpa forty years ago," Tang Yuan was angry: "Damn, there has been no news for forty years, and now that our Tang family is developed, we have come to recognize friends! β
"Stop! What does this have to do with you?" Jun Mo's evil head is as big as a fight, and this fat man's speech logic jumps too much, right?!
"Why doesn't it matter? After this old thing came to the Tang family, after testing the three people of Tang Stick, Tang Bao, and Tang Guo, he told my grandfather very pleasantly, saying that those three unsuccessful goods were all excellent talents for cultivating Xuan Qi, and offered to accept them as apprentices, and promised to raise them to the level of Di Xuan within three or ten years. My grandfather has a total of four grandchildren......" Tang Yuan sighed: "Now you understand, right?"
"I still don't understand, I understand that your Tang family may have three more Dixuan masters in ten years, which is a great thing for the Tang family, but there is still no business for you here, what do you want to say?!" Jun Moxie looked at him blankly.
"Sanshao, how smart and individual you are usually, why are you so stupid today, your three brothers and brothers have all followed the master, what should you do with the Tang family's family business? Someone has to inherit it, right? The only remaining one is me? Daddy and the old man don't pick up who I pick up? What do you mean to catch ducks on the shelves, isn't this it!"
Tang Yuan was a little speechless: "Let me tell you clearly, Sanshao, like our families, big and small, good and bad, but they all have one thing in common; that is, as long as there is one person who acts as the head of the family and maintains the undefeated family business; and then the other people with good qualifications and a future in Xuanqi cultivation will be deliberately cultivated to become the guardian saint of the family; during this period, it is best to have a famous teacher to guide it!" In this way, these people have achieved great success, and only then did they begin to cultivate the next generation in their own families, train the dead, and cultivate secret powers, so that they will be passed down from generation to generation, and gradually become a super family that is deeply rooted and not easily provoked even by the royal family, ensuring that the ancestral incense will burn for thousands of generations. β
"All the families are working in this direction. β
"And I, for some reason, became such an unlucky person. From now on, I will be insulated from the wind and snow, can you understand my pain?" Tang Yuan sighed.
"Understandable fart, I think it's true that you're sick!" Jun Moye unceremoniously despised you: "You are not satisfied with letting you be a high-ranking official, making you the head of the family, and letting you glorify for a lifetime? If it weren't for the fact that the three of them all have cultivation talents, such a good thing would have been your turn in that life? You are here to show off, right? Do you know that the inheritance of the family in the world, or a little family property, can make brothers turn against each other, fight big, and ruin the family at every turn, and you can still sell cheaply!"
"I don't want to be an official! I don't want to be the head of the house! How many times do you want me to say it?" Tang Yuan blushed and shouted thickly: "I'm showing off! Not to mention how much responsibility the head of the house bears, just talk about the officialdom's deception and trap step by step, do you really think I'm that piece of material? Can I afford it? Lao Tzu doesn't have any ability, so I want to be at ease all my life and be a carefree gentleman! I never thought of wanting to take any responsibility! I don't have that shoulder, let alone this heart, you know?" Tang Yuan yelled at the foaming mouth.
"You don't want to be an official, you don't want to be the head of the family, you don't want to take responsibility, so what do you want to do?" Jun Moxie frowned.
"Sanshao, if you want to say that others don't understand me, and there is still a relationship, you still don't know me? Tang Yuan's eyes showed longing: "My brother's favorite thing in this life is silver and gold, and watching silver and gold fall from other people's pockets into his own pockets is really ...... Cool. β
Jun Moxie looked up to the sky and was speechless for five seconds, what kind of person is this, who is a confidant with you, is it okay for your confidant to be Jun Moxie...... It's not me, although I'm Jun Moxie, but ...... It's not me, indeed.
"You like stealing jade and stealing incense the most, but what I like to do the most is to do business, for my family's family business, I just hope to take over the family business, and then open my Tang family's business name everywhere on the mainland!" Tang Yuan waved his arms that were thicker than Jun Moxie's thighs, and with his heroic movements, the fat all over his body danced happily.
"It's not difficult, you can explain it to the old man. "Jun Moxie is very strange. Don't look at Tang Yuan like that, in Jun Moxie's impression, the fat man is a good hand in business, or this is the only desirable place for the fat man!
"Explain it......" Tang Yuan yΓΉ cried without tears, and with a bang, he took off his robe, revealing a whole fat pork-like backbone, Ke'er hurriedly screamed, turned his head, and his face was flushed.
"See, Sanshao, this is the result of explaining to the old man. Tang Yuan gasped and showed his back to Jun Moxie.
"Good...... Hard. Jun Moxie was stunned and looked at the ten bruises on Tang Fatzi's back, which were clearly bulging out, purple and black.
"Look at this again. Tang Fat Man had five or six big footprints on his belly, then put down his clothes, and said stupidly: "I won't let you see it on the buttocks, it's even more powerful than these two places." Almost knocked my poop out. β
"It's really a bull fork~!" Jun Moxie couldn't cry or laugh: "It seems that there is no room for this matter to turn around, so don't talk about these useless things, since your father has paved your road all the way to Qingyun, I believe that as long as you are not too nonsense, it is absolutely easy to deal with the past, for the time being, don't say that you don't know what to do; seriously, even if I am willing to think of a way for you now, there is no way to think of it; all the procedures are just a formality for you now." I advise you to be an honest official, and then succeed the head of the family. β
Young Master Jun is really a little speechless, for this official position, I don't know how many people have sharpened their heads and drilled into the camp, and even abandoned their wives and children to lose their conscience, and Tang Fat Man sat back and enjoyed his success reluctantly!
What's this called?!
Is he more evil than himself? Isn't that robbing me of my job?
"Lao Tzu would rather be a broken jade than a complete tile, and would rather die than obey!" Tang Yuan stood up impassionedly, put one hand on his chest, looked out of the door firmly, and chanted a poem: "Lao Tzu is not a family, Lao Tzu is not an official;
"Poof......" Jun Moxie fell to the ground with a chair, embarrassed. Lao Tzu has never seen such a living treasure in his two lives.
"It's not that there is no way, because there is still a link that has not been opened, and this link is that my old man can't buy all the family property. Tang Yuan squeezed his eyes, and just composed a poem to express his feelings, and seemed to be in a relaxed mood: "It's the old eunuch Zhu." β
"Old Eunuch Zhu?" Jun Moxie said, but an idea suddenly popped up in his heart: Tang Fat Man is very good at business, and his family does not allow him to do business, if he does him a big favor, then the two of them will do business together...... Or do you greatly omit the time to accumulate wealth?
Thinking of this, Jun Moye suddenly looked at Tang Yuan, and with a strange look, he saw that Tang Fat Man was hairy.
"You...... Why are you looking at me like that? I, I'm not good at that...... I'm still a virgin!" Tang Yuan hugged his chest, a little scared.
"Vomit ......" Jun Moxie finally felt a little proud, and was made to roll up by his words.
"Okay, Lao Tzu doesn't have time to talk nonsense with you, you just say, Old Eunuch Zhu is in charge of that level, right? Let's see if I can think of something!" Jun Moxie rolled his eyes. Old Eunuch Zhu is the personal person of His Majesty today, and he has always been deeply hidden, but Jun Moxie estimates that he should be a master.
Old Eunuch Zhu, whose full name is Zhu Zhuzhu, is a very funny and interesting name, but including bigwigs like Jun Zhantian and Dugu Invincible, he has always been polite to him. It can be seen that this eunuch is a master who is not crippled. Definitely different from ordinary ordinary people.
"The old gelding is in charge of the medical examination. It's just stripped naked and tossed around by the old thing. Tang Yuan had a bitter face: "But brother, although my figure is a little fatter, my body is definitely very healthy, and I have no disease, so I will definitely be able to pass." That's what bothers me the most. β
Tang Fatzi patted his belly, although he was annoyed, he was also a little proud, and suddenly leaned over mysteriously: "I heard that Murong Qianjun guy was still talking about that for a long time when he was examined by him...... made Murong Qianjun's little white face walk with open legs in the next half a month, that is called an embarrassed ......" Tang Fatzi's tone was a look of schadenfreude and gossip with nine out of nine.
"You're still in the mood for pride? It's time for you to open your legs. Jun Moxie glared at him angrily and funny, and it was really hard to imagine how this fat man's head grew.
"Yes, yes, Sanshao, you have to save me, I don't want to walk with my legs open. Tang Yuan suddenly remembered his situation.
"Medical check-up...... Do you have to check your whole body if you strip naked?" Jun Moxie thought for a moment, and suddenly had an idea in his heart. Stretching out a finger, he made a poke gesture: "Back, uh, check it too?"