[The story of joy + blood is about to begin, are you ready? 】

"Miss Rou'er, why did you pretend to be my maid just now?"

Walking down the street, it is easy to ask suspiciously.

"Didn't I want you to have a little face?" Shui Rou'er smiled, so beautiful that people were careful to make their livers flutter, and her soft and beautiful voice seemed to be able to melt ice and snow: "You overseas women can be the masters of the house, Dongtu is different, in our Central Plains, men's face is important." ”

It's easy to be more confused: "But I'm not your man." ”

"You...... Are you really stupid or fake stupid? Ling Caiyi is not as simple as you think, her move just now is a human-level nine-grade mystical skill, at least she has the attainment of Xiaocheng Erxing, you are not her opponent. Even if you use the Heavenly Fury Gun, you will only be able to fight with her......"

The more Shui Rou'er spoke, the more angry she became, and she pouted slightly: "Think about it, if you seriously injure her, you can still get out of the Ling family's mansion alive? Stupid, if it weren't for this girl's action, you would be in a big disaster today." ”

"Hehe, I see. He easily giggled and scratched his head embarrassedly.

"Hmph, how do you want to thank me?" Shui Rou'er was still not angry.

Easy: "You say, I'll promise you everything." ”

Shui Rou'er tilted her head and thought for a moment, blinked her eyes and said, "Unless you take me all over Black Dragon City and taste the special food on the island." ”

Easy to laugh: "It's simple, let's go." ”

From noon to evening, the two of them really walked around Black Dragon City and tasted a lot of food. Shui Rou'er is very smart, she has learned the Black Dragon Island dialect from Rong Xuanxuan, and she keeps haggling prices at various food stalls along the way, having a lot of fun.

When I returned to Qingsong Courtyard, it was easy to think of one thing: "Miss Rou'er, what is the practice furnace?"

Shui Rou'er was stunned when she heard this: "You don't even know this?"

Easy: "I asked Xiaojian, but he said it for a long time, and I still haven't understood." ”

Shui Rou'er: "Then do you know the double cultivation method and the replenishment method?"

Easy: "I don't know. ”

Shui Rou'er: "You are now a candidate for patriarch, and you can freely enter and exit the Rong family's scripture building, you have been to several times these days, and you haven't looked for the classics in this area?"

"I've been looking for it for the past few days, and I've searched through the scripture building, but I haven't found this kind of secret. Yi smiled bitterly, and he didn't hide anything from Shui Rou'er: "Without that kind of secret, how can I turn Ling Caiyi into a practice furnace?"

"Huh?" Shui Rou'er was taken aback and said angrily: "Xiao Yi, seeing that you are usually quite honest, I didn't expect you to be so bad." ”

It's easy to be confused: "What do you mean by that?"

"Isn't it bad enough for you to arrest a big girl from someone else and use it as a practice furnace?" Shui Rou'er was completely defeated by these two fools, and said helplessly: "That's it, you don't even know what the practice furnace is, and it's useless to say it." Let me ask you, what do you think of Ling Caiyi in your heart?"

Yi thought about it for a while and said: "I used to look at her very unpleasantly, and I always wanted to beat her up one day." Then she saved my life, and I didn't want to beat her up. ”

Shui Rou'er didn't expect the little overlord of the silver spear to say such a simple answer, and couldn't help but laugh and said: "Only you can be so stupid, I heard Xuanxuan say that night, even if Ling Caiyi doesn't make a move, you can't die." ”

It's easy to be stunned: "Why?"

Shui Rou'er: "Do you know Rong Xuan of the Xuanji Camp?"

Easy: "Of course I know, isn't it the leader of the Xuanji Battalion, the most famous archer of the Rong family." ”

Shui Rou'er: "Actually, Rong Xuan has been watching the battle at the head of the city that night, and he was ordered by the six elders to secretly protect your safety. ”

"How do you know such a secret?" Yi Yi became even more confused, "Strange, why did Sister Xuan never say these things?"

"It's our girl's whisper, it's useless for you to know so much. Shui Rou'er smiled slightly, and said: "Sue you, Xuanxuan is mainly afraid that Xiaojian will feel uncomfortable when she knows, you know that Xiaojian looks cheap, but in fact, he has a strong self-esteem." If he knew these things, he would feel that he couldn't protect Xuanxuan, and he might feel that he didn't deserve Xuanxuan. Fortunately, now that the rain has passed, he is already the heir of the patriarch, and he is engaged to Xuanxuan again, and the hard days are finally over. ”

"Sister Xuan is so good to Brother Jian, I will find such a good daughter-in-law in the future. It was easy to suddenly realize, and he was very envious of Rong Xiaojian, and suddenly said angrily: "According to this, Ling Caiyi took the opportunity to take advantage of me?"

"Isn't it, since ancient times, true and good people don't want to repay their kindness, she secretly follows you, pinching the right time to save you, and she has bad intentions. It's just a deal, what's the life-saving grace?"

Shui Rou'er said, with a hint of contempt: "When your father was in full swing, the Ling family did not hesitate to offend the Sun and Zhu families and got engaged to you, but later your father had an accident, and they changed their tricks to regret the marriage. Later, your aunt joined the Dragon God Sect, and they didn't dare to repent of the marriage, they regarded you as a fool, and sent juniors like Ling Caiyi to calculate you. Now that the Sun family has risen, they still have the face to continue to talk to you about this family business...... I don't know what you think, anyway, I look down on the people of the Ling family. ”

Easy: "I don't like the people of the Ling family either." ”

"If you want to say that Ling Caiyi is quite pitiful, if she goes straight to the point and asks you to withdraw from the marriage, it will be fine. I used that kind of small means to save you and let you take the initiative to withdraw from the marriage, I hate this practice the most. Shui Rou'er waved her hand, and there was an extra ancient book in her hand, and she said very seriously: "Xiao Yi, I support you to catch her as a practice furnace! You can take this book and take a look, and after reading it, you will know what a practice furnace is." ”

It was easy to be flattered: "Miss Rou'er, didn't you say that the exercises of your Tianyue Palace are only suitable for women to cultivate?"

"Fool, our ancestors of Tianyue Palace went out to practice, and we don't know how to loot...... Uh, how many strange techniques have been collected, and how many other sect exercises are hidden, what's so strange?" Shui Rou'er smiled and explained: "There are double cultivation tips recorded here, and there are also tips for collecting supplements. Xiao Yi, I want to give you a piece of advice, all evil and lewdness are the first, and the mystical cultivators who are addicted to picking and replenishing in the world have become flower thieves that everyone shouts and beats. ”

"I see. ”

It is easy to get a treasure, hold the acacia and read it carefully.

When he turned to the last page of the Secret Codex, just like the last time he read Basic Marksmanship, the entire Hehuan Book appeared in the sea of knowledge.

Xiao Bawang didn't rush to fuse the secret book with his mind, he first used his own thinking to understand the Hehuan Classic, and suddenly felt incomprehensible, and said with an innocent face: "Miss Rou'er, why do the men and women on this picture entangle the places where they pee?"

"This ......" Shui Rou'er's face flushed, unable to answer such a deep question.

The reason why she directly gave easy secrets, instead of opening her mouth to answer, was because some words were difficult to speak.

Who knew that these two fools were sometimes even more stupid than she imagined, and they could actually ask such a question.

After settling down, Shui Rou'er blushed and lied: "I...... I don't know either...... You can take your time and come to your senses......"

It is easy to comprehend, so he simply used his mind to fuse the secrets in the sea of knowledge, and immediately comprehended it, and his mouth was suddenly opened.

What he comprehended was the purest essence of this set of exercises, and he did not have the slightest evil thoughts, and sighed: "I can't imagine that there is such a magical cultivation method in the world, and by inserting the places where you pee together, you can increase your cultivation speed?"

"Little villain, what are you talking nonsense?" Shui Rou'er's face turned even redder, and she was about to drip water, and said angrily: "Fortunately, I have known you for a long time, if this girl meets you on the first day, I will kill you based on your words!"

It's easy to be unable to understand the girl's shame: "Isn't this secret method of increasing cultivation speed a good thing, why should you be angry?"

"You kind of idiot, where do you understand the complex minds of the world!" Shui Rou'er snorted, she was really afraid that when she met a woman in the future, she would go to the other party to "insert the pee place together", and she forced her shame and anger to educate him: "Xiao Yi, this kind of secret method can only be cultivated with your wife and concubine, and you can't make this kind of request to other women, understand?"

"Oh. It was easy to remember something, and said happily: "You have to take off your clothes to practice this kind of exercise, I used to pee farther than Sister Xuan, and Sister Xuan beat me up and told me that I would only be allowed to strip naked in front of my wife in the future...... It turns out that I can't just take off my clothes in front of a strange woman, I understand, I finally understand!"

Shui Rou'er almost fainted, she couldn't understand how his brain grew.

The girl couldn't communicate with Yi anymore, and quickly slipped back into her side room.

It was easy to calm down, and he practiced thunder and lightning repeatedly.

In the early morning of the next day, the news came that the head of the Rong family was out of the customs!

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