Chapter 437: Two Stooges
Xiong Tian shamelessly came to the table by the window and sat down with a grin, not sitting opposite, but sitting next to someone, with his dirty torn sleeves and his back on the table, blinking at the two toads and staring at the cultural people around him.
The dog traitor is so troublesome, these five simple bears clearly recognize it, and it is useless to cover it again, so he tore off his scarf and threw it on the table, but he didn't take off his hat, raised his head and squinted at the bear behind his sunglasses: "Is it over?"
Xiong snorted and laughed: "Grandma, what are you doing here?
"Can you manage it!" The brows behind the sunglasses were obviously wrinkled, and he tilted his head slightly, showing his style.
Although Xiong is simple, his heart and eyes are absolutely clear enough, he looked at the virtue of the dog traitor, and immediately understood, the dog traitor must be holding back who he is staring at!
"Hey, hey, hey...... It's a coincidence. The bear smiled sheepishly, pulled out his dirty hand from his sleeve, and grabbed the pair of chopsticks that the dog traitor had placed on the table.
Unexpectedly, the dog traitor was not slow to react, and copied his own chopsticks in his hand: "Don't kick your nose in the face!"
"Hey, let's be a fellow countryman, everyone else is in tears, I can't eat a bite of you?
"Who is your fellow countryman? I don't know you, do you hear?"
Xiong clicked his eyes, unhappy, and pushed the broken felt hat on his head crookedly: "Oh, you can do it, don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know what you're doing here, believe it or not, I'll shout your Captain Li's name now? I'll give you all the yellow!"
The dog traitor also clicked his eyes behind his sunglasses: "You shout and try it! Forget what you are doing, right? If you dare to shout, Lao Tzu will dare to arrest you, believe it or not? Crazy is boundless!"
Xiong continued to click, he really forgot what he was doing, after the dog traitor, he remembered that he was a dirt road, this place is not the other place, the dog traitor arrested him rightly. Unwillingly, he smacked the bear's mouth, turned back to the guy who was too lazy to take care of him, and shouted angrily: "Serve me food! Are you crying and standing so far away and doing fart? Is this just coming back from the grave?"
The loud voice attracted the attention of the diners, and when they saw the bear-like body and his not inferior tone, this one was definitely not a good thing, so he quickly ate his own head again, for fear of getting bad luck.
The dog traitor couldn't help but panic in his heart, didn't he deliberately use it as a light bulb, for fear that no one would look at what was going on, just like this bear? If it weren't for Hu Yi's face, I really hated to arrest him on the spot right now. Retracting his gaze and inadvertently lowering his head, the peanuts on the plate in front of him had been quietly pulled away by the bear's paws, and he began to chew with a big mouth, and at the same time he said vaguely with a big mouth: "Fragrant!
"Do you want face?" The dog traitor's sunglasses had already slipped to the tip of his nose, and he took off his hat and put it aside, staring at Xiong intently.
Xiong was surprised: "You can still eat face in the restaurant?"
“......”
After that, the two people sitting at the same table never spoke again.
The dog traitor pinched a small glass and sipped his wine, staring lazily out the window at the opposite street.
The bear began to munch on the food he had ordered, and was so busy that he was in a hurry.
The dog traitor has a lot of questions in his heart, and he is pondering them one by one, such as...... He suddenly thought that if he managed to lure away the plainclothes team members who were staring at the pharmacy, would he let the Einsatzgruppen show up early?
"Hey, hey, strong man, don't choke. You're here, does your family know?"
"Can you take care of it!" the bear gave him back the dog traitor's earlier lines.
"Hehe, I don't care, it seems like ...... Someone can take care of it, right? I'll ...... with Chief Hu. It's not just an ordinary friendship. ”
The bear's eyelids finally rolled up, and he stopped squinting at the dog traitor, not afraid of this threat at all: "You have said it, Lao Tzu's friendship with him is not ordinary!
The dog traitor is a shrewd man, smiled slightly, and changed his words in an instant: "Since this is the case...... I've invited you this time, how about it?"
Xiong is really shameless, he knows that the dog traitor must have a trick when he says this, but his temperament is that he doesn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and he doesn't take advantage of Wu Shishi, his first reaction is not polite or suspicious, but pointing at the dog traitor and turning around and shouting at the counter: "My account is on his account, do you hear it." That one...... Add two more elbows, and ...... Wrap a chicken, I take it with me when I go out. ”
“......”
"What do you see? I told you that there is no remorse, you don't want me to look down on you!"
"Hehe, if I expected people to be able to afford it, I wouldn't be able to do it now!"
The bear wiped his mouth and threw down the broken bones in his hand: "I'll take a look first." ”
The dog traitor leaned his head closer to the bear, and said in a low voice: "After eating, you go to the opposite pharmacy to buy a pair of trauma medicine, and then go north out of town." ”
Xiong also lowered his voice and replied: "Don't talk nonsense! Do you want to plant Lao Tzu's stolen goods?"
"Can you get some face? I still need to plant your swag?"
"Uh...... Then why did you want to plant me this stolen goods?"
"I'm planting it for...... Listen to me, you'll be fine, I'll write you a note in a while, stamp my hand, if you are chased, you will show it, but don't mention me. ”
"What are you trying to do?"
"Don't ask so much, just say you can't do it!"
The bear looked down at the empty plates on the table and spread out a palm towards the dog traitor.
The traitor wondered, "What do you mean?"
"The money for medicine, trauma medicine is not cheap!"
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After some time, the bear was finally full, not just full, he held on. He got up from the table with a swollen belly, and it took him a long time to swing to the counter to get the chicken to be taken away, and the shopkeeper looked at the dining table by the window, and saw that the sanctimonious guy nodded, so he handed the chicken wrapped in oiled paper to the bear without asking the bill.
The dog traitor picked up the small wine cup again, watched the foodie wander across the street through the window, and walked into the pharmacy. He thought to himself, Xinglong Town is definitely the point of the Einsatzgruppen, maybe at this moment, there are their eyes staring at the pharmacy. As soon as the bear bought trauma medicine and left the door of the pharmacy, he would be targeted by the plainclothes team, and the pharmacy would be safe for the time being.
Soon, the door of the pharmacy opened, and out of the bear walked three times, carrying a bag of chickens in his left hand and a bag of medicine in his right hand.
The dog traitor who was observing through the window subconsciously lowered the sunglasses on his face, and looked across the street with wide eyes, but ...... The plainclothes team member guarding the outside of the pharmacy was still basking in the sun and hadn't moved his nest at all, what was the situation?
frowned deeply for a while, immediately got up and hurriedly checked out, then put on a top hat and hung a scarf and went out to cross the street, walked into the pharmacy and asked directly to the guy on the counter, "Did that rammer come to buy medicine just now?"
"You mean the big man......?" Yes, I'm here to buy medicine. ”
"What did he buy?"
"He said that he was eating and his stomach was upset, and asked me if I had any appetizers to help him with digestion, so I prescribed him a pack of hawthorn slices. ”
The dog traitor was so angry, the top hat, sunglasses and scarf couldn't stop the delicate face from turning green, and for a while all the Einsatzgruppen forgot about it, turned around and went out of the pharmacy door, and spread his legs along the side street to chase north. Under the winter sun, the black and shiny leather shoes stride over, and the crisp step through the snow; the white scarf floats to the fullest, freehand sweeps through the cold wind, and when passing through the green building, you can hear the warbler and the scream of the swallows, and the are all drunk, and the pink handkerchief is fluttering, which is a picture of Gone with the Wind.
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Xiong really held on, and it was not a mile away from the town, and then he chased the dog traitor in a hurry. People say that eating people has a short mouth and soft hands, but this bear eats and eats and takes, and there is no sense of guilt at all, and he runs away with a shy stomach. It's a pity that he can't run fast if he wants to run now, and he is reluctant to spit out what he eats, there is a flat river here, there are no leaves and only wild grass, his big body can be seen from afar, and there is nowhere to hide.
"Stop! You stinky shameless! I'm not done with you today!" the dog traitor chased and scolded.
"I warn you, don't forget that Lao Tzu is the eighth way, and it's not polite to chase me again!"
"I'm a detective team, and I'm chasing you!"
"Grandma, you dog traitor has also gone to the sky, Lao Tzu's eight ways are dedicated to hitting your detective team, don't force me to tell you for Tianxingdao. ”
"Shameless I said stop, did you hear me, if you don't stop again, I'm going to shoot!" The dog traitor chased after him, and pulled out the box cannon while tearing off the hem of his robe.
"Grandma, am I scared? Don't talk about eating your restaurant, Lao Tzu won't dare to ask Lao Tzu for money when he catches your brother's chicken!" Xiong handed over the two paper bags in one hand, and pulled out the box cannon from the torn cotton jacket with the other hand.
Unfortunately...... The box guns of these two have one thing in common, they can't fire a single shot in 800 years, and they are almost rusty. For the box cannon that was famous all over the world in the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression, this is called the pearl secret casting! Two guns were blinded!
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It's dark, Xinglong Town, a certain inn, a certain guest room.
A table was lit with an oil lamp, and one was a handsome man in a ragged jacket, and the other was handsome and handsome, dressed in a robe, sitting in the lamp.
The dog traitor was eating chicken, and he was eating dry hawthorn slices in his mouth, and the bear was drooling and looking at the other side.
"Can you divide it with me?"
"It's all mine, why should I divide it?"
"Forced Lao Tzu to rob you, didn't you?"
"Do you dare to try it? Forgot where this is? Do you want to force Lao Tzu to make up his mind to take your reward?"
"Grandma, I agreed, I can't help you? Don't you want to find that special squad? It's not that I don't want to do it, it's that your method is not reliable at all!"
"Do you believe what you say?"
"The point is that I'm busy! Do you think Lao Tzu really came out to go to the restaurant? I'm here to recruit troops for Boss Hu, do you understand?"
"Recruit troops, don't have enough horses for you to eat!"
"Or ...... So, is there any way you can help me pull a few people? If you have a way, I'll really give you ideas to help, what?"
The dog traitor put down the chicken leg and raised his head, stared at the bear on the opposite side carefully for a while, and said, "If it weren't for Chief Hu's face, I would really take you to a higher level!" Then he tore the chicken in half and threw it at the opposite side.
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