Chapter 222: Trace! (2 more)
On the third night, Wang Daring gnawed on a big chicken leg in his mouth, and came to Wang Qingniu's house naked, his clothes were tied around his waist, a pair of shabby half-legged shorts was no different from a pair of underwear, and a pair of old-fashioned and worn sandals on his feet, not to mention how much he was beaten.
The small-eyed Taoist priest, who had been waiting at the door of Wang Qingqing's house for a long time, looked Wang Daring up and down for a while, and then said disdainfully, "Tupi, do you really dare to come?"
"Don't you remember Lao Tzu's name?" Wang Daring's eyes widened, "Lao Tzu's name is Wang Daring! He is naturally bold and murderous! In this world, there is nothing that Lao Tzu does not dare to." ”
As he spoke, Wang Daring tore the chicken leg on his hand again, and said vaguely while chewing in his mouth, "Okay, you stinky Taoist priest hurry up and go back to prepare for tonight's bet, Lao Tzu is still waiting for your money to marry a daughter-in-law." ”
When the words fell, Wang boldly walked into Wang Qingniu's house.
Looking at Wang Daying's back, the small-eyed Taoist priest smiled gloomily, "The bet poor Dao will be ready, but ...... I'm afraid you don't have the life to take it. ”
As he spoke, the small-eyed Taoist priest closed the door and locked it as usual.
After the door was closed, Wang boldly turned around, at this time, how could he still have that calmness and calmness on his face?
Wrinkling his nose, Wang Daring suddenly muttered, "Uncle Mangniu, your corpse has rotted a lot, don't get up and change careers everywhere tonight?"
After all, he didn't really believe that the other party could understand him, and based on the experience of the previous two days, he believed that his Uncle Mangniu would also sit up and look for him everywhere after twelve o'clock in the night.
Thinking of this, Wang Daring suddenly shuddered, holding the chicken leg that was about to be gnawed, Wang Daring glanced at Wang Mangniu lying on the cool board mat in fear, and then rolled his eyes and looked at the roof beam above Wang Mangniu's head.
It's just that he suddenly scolded when he saw this, "I'm a fucking stinky Taoist priest, I fucking smeared a layer of butter on the beam!"
Angrily scolding, Wang Daring smashed the chicken leg in his hand to the ground, and then he scurried around Wang Qingniu's house.
This trip lasted two hours, but what made people desperate was that he couldn't find a safer hiding place at Wang Qingniu's house.
Discouraged, he returned to the hall again, sat on the ground, and said anxiously, "Mom B, what should I do tonight?"
Looking down, he saw the dusty chicken leg that he smashed on the ground, "No, even if I die, I have to eat enough." ”
Picking up the chicken thighs without being dirty, Wang boldly got up and walked towards the kitchen.
When he came to the kitchen, he scooped a scoop of water into the water tank to wash the chicken thighs, and then he took a big bite again.
Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he saw the big chimney next to the kitchen wood stove, "This..... This thing should be able to get in, right?"
Thinking of this, he didn't hesitate, he found a woodcutter in the kitchen, and after a few knives, a hole appeared in the big chimney, and he reached in to test the width, and Wang Daring's face suddenly showed joy, "Haha, Lao Tzu is so fucking smart." ”
Without hesitation, he immediately put his head in, and squirmed in the big chimney for a long time, and finally his head appeared on the roof of Wang Qingniu's house.
However, the guy didn't care about this, and saw the guy walk happily along the corner of the tile house to the edge, and suddenly jumped to the small slope behind the house, rolled around twice and stood up, and the guy looked left and right with reverence, and immediately ran towards his house.
At twelve o'clock in the night, as Wang boldly imagined, Wang Mangniu's corpse really sat up, and after turning around and getting out of bed, Wang Mangniu's first thing was to kick the board bed over, and then, Wang Mangniu picked up a bench on the ground and slammed it into the sky.
Bang!
The beams shook, and then the sound of a stool falling was heard.
It's just that there is no figure of Wang Daring in these two places, and at this point, Wang Mangniu's corpse was stunned, and even though he ran towards Wang Qingniu's bedroom, a ding-dong sound kept sounding, and it was not difficult to guess that Wang Mangniu must be rummaging around looking for Wang Daring's figure.
Wang Mangniu scurried for two hours, at this time he rushed into the kitchen, first searched around, and finally came to the big chimney and stood here stunned, until the rooster crowed, Wang Mangniu turned back to the hall, and fell down with a bang on the mat bed that was turned to the side.
At the same moment, Wang Daring, who was wearing only a pair of underwear, took a bamboo ladder on the back wall of Wang Qingniu's house, followed the bamboo ladder to the roof, and entered Wang Qingniu's house along the big chimney.
After crawling out of the big chimney, he was immediately draped in a black robe.
Wang Daring didn't care about the dirt on his body, but secretly crawled in front of the small door of the kitchen and the hall and looked at Wang Mangniu with the faint foot lamp, and at this look, he immediately smiled, "Lao Tzu is so fucking smart!"
Proud, he immediately took off the black pocket hanging far away from his waist, and took out the bath and change of clothes from it.
After a while, he washed his whole body thoroughly with cold water, changed into clean clothes, and came to the hall with a proud face and sat down on a square bench.
After another ten minutes, the sky was getting brighter, and the small-eyed Taoist priest opened the door, and without saying a word, he stretched out his hand and handed Wang Daring four Chairman Mao.
Wang Daring took Chairman Mao with an arrogant face, looked at the small-eyed Taoist priest with disdain, and snorted, "How stinky Taoist priest?
Saying this, Wang Daring didn't have any confidence in his heart, he was gambling, betting that the small-eyed Taoist priest would not dare to continue.
It's just that...... The small-eyed Taoist priest glanced at Wang Bold coldly, and said with a gloomy smile, "Why don't you dare?" What the poor Daoist is afraid of is that you don't dare to come. ”
"I don't dare?" Wang Daring is a personality who will never admit it, the most unseemly thing is that others look down on him, as long as others come to a low-level and incomparably aggressive method, he will be fooled by 300%, even if he knows that this is a pit, he will jump down with his eyes open.
The small-eyed Taoist priest also saw this, and with the temptation of eight hundred oceans in front of him, he believed that Wang Daring would definitely give in.
Sure enough, Wang Daring really glared at him, and said arrogantly, "Okay, you stinky Taoist priest is going to give Lao Tzu another eight hundred oceans." ”
As he spoke, Wang Daring waved his sleeves angrily, shook himself and walked towards the way home.
“.................................”
The day, completely bright, Wang Daring made a meal for his mother early, today's meal is very rich, Wang Daring helped the Queen Mother to the table and sat down, and then added rice and vegetables to the Queen Mother, his abnormal behavior made the Queen Mother very unaccustomed, although the Queen Mother was blind, but her heart was not blind, she put down her chopsticks after feeling that something was wrong, and said softly, "Bold, what are you doing today?"
Wang Daring smiled, "Mom, I just made a few bucks, no, add two dishes to your old man's house, eat quickly, when you finish eating, I still have to go to work." ”
"Make money?" the Queen Mother wondered, "Where did you make money? Why haven't I heard?"
"Oh, Mom, don't worry about it, eat it quickly," Wang Daring sandwiched two more pieces of meat for the Queen Mother, if the Queen Mother's eyes could still see, she would definitely find that Wang Daring's eyes were red.
Seeing the queen mother pick up the chopsticks again and eat them, Wang Daring suddenly got up and said, "Mom, you can just put it on the table after you eat, and wait for me to come back and wash it, well, it's not early, I have to go to work." ”
As he spoke, Wang boldly turned around and walked out of the door, and when he was five or six meters away from the door, his body suddenly stopped, turned around, fell to his knees heavily, and slammed his head to the queen mother in the house eight times, and said softly, "Mom, I'm sorry, my son is useless, he is thirty years old, and he is lazy all day long, and he can't even find a daughter-in-law." ”
Standing up, Wang boldly wiped away the tears on his face and smiled, "Mom, if I still be your son in the next life, I will definitely work hard and no longer let you suffer." ”
When the words fell, Wang boldly turned around and left the .......
Golden Cicada Temple.
Wang Daring and Monk Wuxin sat in the stone pavilion in the backyard of the Golden Cicada Temple and started the confrontation again.
"Will!" Wang Daring glared at him and laughed, "Haha, old monk, you have lost again!"
On the other side, the Great Monk Wuxin let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Bold donor, you are too ruthless today, and I can't resist ....... monk." ”
"Less nonsense, come again," Wang Daring began to divide the chess again, and kept muttering while dividing, "Remember, this is the thirteenth move today, you lose all, plus the 169 meals last time, a total of 182 meals, don't rely on the debt, monk...... How?"
"Monks don't lie. The great monk of Wuxin grabbed his incomparably smooth head, and looked at Wang Dang helplessly, "Bold donor, don't worry about this game, let's talk about business first." ”
"Serious business?" Wang Daring was stunned for a moment, his eyes rolled, and he immediately smiled, "Hehe, old monk, it's useless for you to delay time, you haven't seen through my tricks for five years, you can see through it by delaying this time?"
The old monk ignored Wang's bold ridicule, but folded his hands, recited the Buddha's name, and then said with a straight face, "Bold donor, monk, I know that you came here today for something, not only that, the monk has seen that the Dadan donor is very demonic when you come here, presumably, in the past two days, the bold donor should have encountered something unusual, right?"
The old monk's words made Wang Daring stunned for a while, and after a long time, Wang Daring sighed, "Old monk, it seems that you are really a bit of a Taoist." ”
Shaking his head helplessly, Wang boldly simply told Wuxin Lao Shang everything he had done in the past two days, "That's the thing, I have a feeling, tonight I am afraid that I will be more auspicious, it doesn't matter if I die, but my mother still has to be taken care of, no, I thought of you, monk, ready to win a few more meals for you today, if I die, my mother can live a few more days." ”