Chapter 166: Tianxiang Residence
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Yang Xueyu said triumphantly: "That Tianxiang Xiaoju is the place where my mother lived when she was fasting. ”
"Fasting?" Jiang Long was stunned for a moment, no matter how he looked at this demonic mother, she was not a fasting master. Yang Xueyu remembered a very incomprehensible thing again, presumably the teacher knew that this question had been scratching his heart like a cat, so he asked: "By the way, teacher, what is the yang moon day, and what is the yin moon day?"
Jiang Long was stunned in his heart, and then asked lazily: "Why are you asking these things, that's the name of the old yellow calendar." ”
Yang Xueyu thought for a while, and said: "Because there was a very strange guest in my house, I was very young at that time, and he told my mother what about the yang moon day sacrifice day, the lunar moon day sacrifice moon, that is, those two days are the time for fasting, and my mother's fast is from that time." Before and after fasting, you should stay in the Heavenly Fragrance Abode for seven days. ”
Jiang Long's eyes flashed with a hint of discoloration, and then he said with a face that I knew and didn't tell you: "I don't know either, why don't you go to a thousand degrees." ”
Yang Xueyu's curiosity was aroused, and she had to ask clearly, it was because she had spent a thousand times and had not yet farted that she remembered to ask Teacher Jiang, who knew everything and was omnipotent.
The strongest of this demon is to withdraw from the field, hooking Teacher Jiang's neck with both hands, looking at Jiang Long like a curious baby and saying: "No, you have to sue me now, if you can get through, I don't want to ask you this hateful guy, I know you must know, if you don't sue me, be careful that I withdraw from you." ”
Jiang Long said indifferently: "What kind of trick is it to cry, make trouble, and hang yourself?"
Yang Xue Yu smiled and said, "After I go back, I will tell your purple girl that we will sleep together tonight." Like a real man who will make you the strongest, fiercest and longest man on the earth!"
Jiang Long was stunned for a moment, almost mad, and then said, "The purple girl knows the teacher's personality, do you think she will believe it?"
Yang Xueyu suddenly looked at Jiang Long strangely. Then he lowered his head and whispered in Jiang Long's ear: "Do you think that Xiao Ling and I have learned your disguise technique for a few cities? If I let Xiao Ling look like a teacher, and then I play sisterhood with Sister Xiao Ling, and then take a video for a few sisters to enjoy, guess if the most well-behaved purple girl in your heart will believe it." Guess what would happen if one of the sisters accidentally got their hands shaking and streamed the videos of these sisterhoods to the community for everyone to enjoy?"
Jiang Long felt that this demon could do it. Jiang Long had already passed on his physiological disguise secret technique to a few students closest to him. Now it seems that this is a shot in the foot. It is no wonder that in ancient times, there was a saying that the disciples of the church starved to death of the master, but now it is not the master who starves to death, but the teacher who is killed by trapping.
Jiang Long surrendered and said indifferently: "Okay, since you are so studious. The teacher will tell you that in ancient times and even in the flood famine, there was no calendar and almanac with numbers. The number of the heavenly stem and the earthly branch is arranged, and the number of the heavenly stem and the earthly branch is a Jiazi reincarnation, and the number of the earthly branch is arranged by the monthly order. The days are arranged by the lack of clouds and sunny moons of the month, and there are twenty-eight or even thirty-one seasons. The Yang Moon Man is when the moon is at its brightest, when the Yang Qi is the most violent, and the Lunar Moon Day is when the Moon is completely invisible. ”
Speaking of this, Jiang Long glanced at Tianxiang Xiaoju intentionally or unintentionally, and said, "The moon is the most beautiful at this time. Fasting at this time has the meaning of sacrificing to the moon, which is an ancient tradition. ”
Jiang Long didn't say more, and there was still a sentence in his heart that he didn't say: "The yin qi of the lunar moon day is also the most violent. The demon clan will appear in its original form, and it is the most suitable time of the month for cultivation, and one night of cultivation is comparable to two months of cultivation in normal times. ”
This is a blessing from God to the demon clan. The ancient demon said that swallowing the essence of the sun and the moon on a full moon night is better than months of penance.
But there is one thing, Jiang Long is not very sure, didn't the ancient demon have become extinct in the early ancient period? Although there were little demons in the middle of the ancient period, they lacked the inheritance of the ancient demons, and on the night of the full moon, the cultivation would go crazy and lose control, and it would lead to death.
The truth of history is always hidden beneath the surface of history books.
"It turns out that my mother still has such Yaxing, no wonder her temperament is so good. gave birth to such a stunning beauty as me. Yang Xueyu walked on the curvy green brick road with her back to the fallen leaves, and hummed in front of Jiang Long.
Yang Xueyu and Jiang Long unknowingly walked into the birch forest by the lake.
A few fallen leaves fall in the wind. Like a withered yellow butterfly, it stopped on Yang Xueyu's beautiful wind, and the wind stirred her hair again. Like the green silk dancing in the wind, the withered butterfly knows that she can't touch her beauty and reluctantly flies away with the wind.
The breeze reads people and dances lightly.
Jiang Long suddenly stopped, and out of the corner of his eye, he raised his head to the side corner of a treetop, where there was a small squirrel.
The birch forest is interspersed with pine trees.
With a whoosh, a pine cone flew in, and as soon as Jiang Long shrank his head, he hit Yang Xueyu's arrogant place with a bang, and the pine cone bullet fell to the ground and rolled down at Jiang Long's feet. Yang Xueyu glared at Jiang Long angrily, and said angrily: "Teacher, you are not kind, you dodged yourself but let me block the arrow." ”
Jiang Long said lazily: "It's just a pine cone, the right is to test the elasticity and defensive performance, and it turns out that your development is against the sky, another day you have to go back and popularize what you usually eat." ”
"I will tell everyone that I have been eating instant noodles with my teacher for almost a month. And eating instant noodles only at the teacher's place will have a miraculous effect. Yang Xue said demonically. Jiang Long hurriedly changed the topic, pointed to the squirrel standing on a birch tree nearly twenty meters high, and said, "The murderer is there, do you want me to catch it for you." ”
Yang Xueyu stroked her left chest at this time, and said aggrievedly: "Alas, teacher, I am so painful here, or you can touch it to see if I have been smashed out of internal injuries." ”
Jiang Long patted his head, a strange color flashed in the eyes of the dead fish, and said: "I'll still help you catch the murderer, if you are smashed out of internal injuries, I will stuff this fruit pine cone from its mouse chrysanthemum eye into its stomach." ”
The squirrel jumped to its feet with a whoosh as if it had seen the peerless demon, and was about to flee. Unexpectedly, the pine tree that it was about to jump down automatically bent over, and then whizz the squirrel away, condensing a perfect parabola in the air and landing at Jiang Long's feet.
Yang Xueyu grabbed the squirrel's two legs and studied it for a while before saying, "Teacher, didn't you say that you want to stuff this pine cone into its mouse chrysanthemum eye to avenge me? It's so small that not a single little finger can be inserted into it." ”
Jiang Long felt a chill in his heart, he was just scaring this squirrel, it was the weakest level demon beast. I didn't expect Yang Xueyu to really want to do this, Jiang Long said: "It's okay, but you have to help it lubricate it first, otherwise it will die before the pine cone is halfway stuffed." ”
This squirrel understood what Jiang Long said, squeaking and tossing, but how could it escape the demon's grasp, and was about to bite off the demon's fingers, but with a bang, its two small front teeth were broken. (To be continued)