Chapter 310: Dream Tapir and Canned Peaches (17)
"I'm in charge of our family!" Bai Li squatted by the edge of the stream, gently stirring the surface of the water with his fingers.
The little red fish swim in a mess as the water ripples change. While swimming, it didn't forget to complain about Bai Ze, "You are also a groundbreaking beast, and you were actually subdued by a mortal girl." Do you believe it or not...... Believe it or not, I'll tell the demon beasts in Lushu Mountain about this, and let them laugh at you with me. ”
Bai Li saw the opportunity and held the little red fish at once.
"What do you do? Bai Ze, take care of your daughter-in-law, she wants to plot against me. ”
"What did you just say?" Bai Li held the little red fish in front of him, "You are a little small, but it shouldn't be difficult to make a small dried fish." I'll prepare some seasonings to marinate you for seventy or eighty days, and then I'll ask my husband to turn me into a glass bottle, put you in it, and pour a little resin to solidify you. You say, will you be the first small flame in the world to be made into a small dried fish by me and put out for exhibition? ”
"I was wrong, I was wrong, I was joking just now, I mean, I want to tell all the demon beasts in Lushu Mountain that Bai Ze has found a particularly powerful daughter-in-law, a particularly good daughter-in-law."
"Is this time a joke?"
"No, no, what I said this time is true, it's my true words, I don't believe you."
"Routine me, don't I? What heart can you have when you turn into a little red fish. You want to trick me into getting close to you and then burn my ears with your little flame. ”
"Spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, right? Don't say that I don't have the ability to burn you now, and I don't dare to burn it in front of Bai Ze. ”
"Are we friends?" Bai Li tapped the little red fish's head with her finger.
"Friends, of course friends." Little Red Fish struggled, "Bai Ze and I have known each other for tens of thousands of years, and you are the daughter-in-law that Bai Ze found with great difficulty, so of course you and I are also friends." ”
"It's good to be friends, and then we'll live in peace. I don't laugh, and you can't laugh at my husband. Bai Li put the little red fish back into the stream, "This is not Lushu Mountain, why have we talked for so long, I haven't seen a single Lushu." ”
"The deer don't live here, they live deeper in the forest." The little red fish floated on the water: "Originally, I also lived there. ”
"Then why don't you stay? Is it because your mouth is too broken and your speech is too bad, so those deer Shu hate you and drive you out? ”
"Nonsense, I just saw Bai Ze talk more, usually I live in mine, they live in theirs, they can't beat the eight poles, how can they hate me and dislike me with broken mouths." Little Red Fish wagged his tail, "Also, I wasn't kicked out, I volunteered to stay here." ”
"Shou? Why keep? I don't think there's any danger in this Lushu Mountain. ”
"You mortal, you know what. The reason why I am staying here is because there was an accident in this Lushu Mountain a hundred years ago, not only the Lushu in this mountain, but even other demon beasts were almost slaughtered. The great elders of the Lushu clan were willing to sacrifice in order to protect their clansmen, which led to today's Lushu Mountain. Oh, by the way, when you came in just now, did you see Lushu Mountain different from the current one? That is the enchantment that the patriarch laid before he died. As for me, one of the biggest shortcomings is that I attach too much importance to affection. Those deer people treated me well, and after the old patriarch died, I voluntarily moved to this stream, and I thought about helping them watch the gate. ”
After the little red fish finished speaking, he suddenly jumped into the air and changed into a small flame again. It floated to Bai Ze and circled around Bai Ze, "Bai Ze, did you choose to come at this time, is it for that thing?" ”
"Tonight is the first crescent moon night ushered in by Lushu Mountain in five hundred years, and it is also the time when Lushu Mountain's defense is the weakest, and I am worried that those things will come out and make trouble again. When the old patriarch was leaving, he sent a message thousands of miles to ask me to take care of his disciples and grandchildren, and since I agreed, I couldn't help but come and see it. Bai Ze said, reaching out and letting the small flame fall into his palm, "It's hard for you all these years." In order to suppress those things, you trap yourself in this stagnant stream, tormented day by day. If not, how could you be teased by this little girl of my wife. ”
"Hey, what is this, I volunteered. Besides, your wife is also very good, I know that she is playing with me, nothing more. The little flame shook a few times, "Are you sure?" After tonight, if you want to solve them, you will have to wait another five hundred years. ”
"Try it, five hundred years is nothing to you and me."
"That's right, we've all lived for so long, what's the point of time to us. Five hundred years is just a matter of sleep. ”
Just as the little red fish was muttering, Bai Li felt a strong murderous aura piercing through the air, overwhelming people.
"Bai Ze is a god!" A woman in white appeared in the void, as if respectfully saluting Bai Ze, "The patriarch is already waiting in the valley, and ordered me to come to meet you!" ”
"Got it, you go back first, my wife doesn't like anyone to disturb our purity."
"Yes!" The woman in white disappeared.
"Who is she? Also, why did she call you to God? Bai Li looked at her husband in wonder, "Can the divine beast also be called a god?" ”
"It's just an honorific title, just like you call him a gentleman in the mortal world. This is a gentleman, a gentleman who sells calligraphy and paintings on the street, a teacher who teaches piano skills, and a gentleman who teaches women to practice dance. Xiao Huo trembled very proudly, "They are all juniors, and they are tens of thousands of years different from your husband, this junior must have a title when he sees his elders." Calling Bai Ze seems impolite, calling Bai Ze senior, it seems not respectful enough, thinking about it, he can only call God with those immortals. Tell you secretly, not only your husband is a god, but I am also a god, a god of red lotus. ”
"Red Lotus God, this name is quite good, I seriously doubt that the reason why you named yourself Red Lotus Fish is for the honorific title of Red Lotus God. Little Flame, Flame God, Flame God...... Well, the words "God on the Flames" are also quite magnificent. Bai Li leaned in front of Xiao Huo, "You know so much about Lushu Mountain, so you must know who the woman in white who just appeared is?" Also, you tell me, did my husband come here often before, is there any female demon beast on this Lushu Mountain who is worried about him? Tell me, and I'd better take precautions. ”
"This-" The little flame jumped onto Bai Li's shoulder, "it's really there!" ”
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