Chapter 331: Chaotian Pepper and Minibus Snake (4)
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A gust of wind blew, and the fragrance of grilled fish and barbecued meat was wrapped in the fragrance of flowers, and these aromas mixed in one place instantly sparked into Bai Li's nose. She looked at Bai Ze, who was close at hand, and said cutely: "Do you want to taste it again, in fact, the burnt fish is also quite delicious." ”
"Shall I try it again?" Bai Ze's eyes were smiling, but his hand clasped the back of Bai Li's head, and then gave her a long and thin kiss.
Compared with the previous first kiss, this kiss seemed domineering and long, only kissing white glass and eight vegetables, forgetting that the grilled fish was still in his hand. When she came back to her senses, her hand was already around Bai Ze's neck, and the grilled fish in her hand had long since disappeared, but Bai Ze's clothes were stained with a lot of crumbs of grilled fish, and she looked a little messy.
"Don't blame me, you bullied me." Bai Li reminisced about the kiss just now, and patted the stains that stuck to his hands off.
"Blame me!" Bai Ze smiled and scooped Bai Li up from the wildflowers: "The burnt fish is good to eat, but do you want to taste this well-roasted fish?" ”
"Of course." Bai Li reached out and picked up a freshly grilled fish from the stone pot: "I haven't eaten two bites of that one just now." Don't pestle me here, get me some water. ”
"Madame blushes!"
"You're shy!" Bai Li blurted out without thinking about it, but after saying this, he realized that what Bai Ze said just now was not this: "I mean, your face is red." What's wrong with blushing, the sun is so big on this Lushu Mountain, and I haven't taken any sunscreen measures, it's not very normal to blush. What do you watch? Don't hurry up and fetch water. Look again, look again believe it or not, I'll eat you. ”
"Madame is so hungry?" Bai Ze forced a smile.
"You're still laughing, what's so ridiculous about this, I'm just hungry." Bai Li was ashamed and angry, and wanted to throw him with the barbecue in front of him: "You are still laughing!" Why are you so annoying, monster beast! Believe it or not, if you keep laughing like this, I'll ...... you."
"What is the lady going to do with her husband?"
"I'll make you cry." Bai Li said angrily.
"Oh?" Bai Zeqiang couldn't hold back a laugh and arched his hand: "May I ask Madam, how can you cry for your husband?" ”
"Rectify the Fa on the spot, are you afraid?" Bai Li couldn't think of anything else, so in a hurry, he blurted out such a sentence.
Unexpectedly, Bai Ze, an ancient divine beast, actually understood. He stretched out his arms, leaned back directly, and lay down on the ground, his eyes bent into a crescent moon, and he said in a very charming voice: "I respectfully ask Madame to correct the Fa on the spot for her husband!" ”
"Bai Ze!" Bai Li blushed as if he was about to be scalded, held the grilled fish in his hand, stomped his feet on the spot, and got into the tent.
Outside the tent was Bai Ze's wanton laughter.
"Stinky Bai Ze, sooner or later, you will be corrected!" Bai Li muttered, covering her ears with her hands.
Minute by minute. Although the night and day of Lushu Mountain appeared immediately, counting the branches and grilled fish bones that appeared on the ground, Bai Li also knew that a lot of time had passed. Just when she couldn't help but want to find the col that Bai Ze said, the person she was thinking about came back.
"Got in trouble? Is it that those little snakes won't let you fetch water? Bai Li hurried up to catch up.
"It's some trouble." Bai Ze handed the gourd in his hand to Bai Li: "This water is taken from the spring, and Mrs. can drink it with confidence." ”
"I'm not talking about water, I'm asking you." Bai Li looked Bai Ze up and down: "Have you been injured, have you been bitten by a minibus snake?" ”
"Nope!" Bai Ze stretched out his hand and hugged her, and when Bai Li's mood stabilized, he spoke: "Madame, can you deliver the baby?" ”
"What do you mean?" Bai Li, who was drinking water, suddenly stopped: "Shouldn't you tell me that if you drink this spring water, you will get pregnant and give birth to a baby, right?" Did this spring come from the Mother and Son River? ”
"Mother and Son River?" Bai Ze hadn't read "Journey to the West" and naturally didn't understand the allusion to this Zimu River, he was stunned at first, then shook his head and said, "Where did Madam go?" This is ordinary spring water, it's okay to be hungry and thirsty, but you can't let your lady conceive a baby. If the lady really wants to have a child, she will work hard with her husband and wife on another day. ”
"Phew! Who is going to work hard with you. Bai Li took another sip of spring water, and then asked: "There is no problem with this spring water, why do you ask me if I can deliver a baby." Who will give birth and who will deliver it? ”
"A minibus snake." Bai Ze hesitated, but still said those words. "Madame, don't worry, it's not in the form of a snake, it's in the form of a human, and from the outside, you can't tell that she is a small snake."
"Snake spirit!" Bai Li held the little fox: "Aren't all these snakes oviparous?" Speaking of oviparous, I was almost fooled by you just now. I carefully recalled the lesson that my husband had taught us about snakes when we were in school, and there were two ways to reproduce snakes, one was oviparous and the other was ovoviviparous. This oviparous, although it does not produce the same kind of transparent small fish eggs as fish, but lays eggs, but it is also biologically oviparous. Ovoviviparity is to give birth to a small snake directly. ”
"Madame knows so much!"
"Less compliment me!" Bai Li glanced at him: "You said, were you fooling me again just now?" If this little snake is oviparous, naturally there is no need to help deliver the baby. If it is ovoviviparous, then what is born is a small snake, and this little snake is also scary, right? Don't say I can't deliver a baby, and even if I did, I wouldn't give birth to a minibus snake. ”
"It's not to give birth to a small snake, but to give birth to a ......" Bai Ze thought about it, and didn't know how to explain to Bai Li: "The husband of the little snake is a person, so the baby snake is carrying a half-human and half-snake fetus in its belly." I have seen it with the power of Bai Ze, and the fetus is human, but it has inherited some characteristics of a small snake, such as her eyes are snake eyes, and for example, her blood is cold and cannot be warmed. As for the rest, I haven't seen it yet, and as the child grows older, I have to tell whether she is more like a human or more like a snake. ”
"The White Lady and Xu Xian?" Bai Li said softly.
"What did Madame say?"
"Oh, nothing, I mean, doesn't the little snake all live in the cols, so how could she conceive a mortal child? Does her husband also live in a col? ”
"Hmm!" Bai Ze nodded lightly: "I live in the mountain pass, but I don't live with other snakes." ”
"Is it that other snakes can't tolerate them?" Bai Li thought of Tian Tao at once, and her heart softened: "You didn't lie to me, did you?" Is that snake really human, and the child in her belly is also human? ”
Bai Ze nodded again: "I really didn't lie to my wife, I won't let my own wife be frightened in order to help other people's wives." ”
"Then I'll go with you to take a look, as the saying goes, I've never eaten pork and I've seen pigs run. Although I have never delivered a child, I have seen others give birth, and I probably know the process. As long as it's not a difficult birth, there shouldn't be a problem. Bai Li straightened his clothes slightly: "Shall we walk over, or will you take me to fly over?" ”