My bad premonitions have always been very effective, especially when things have something to do with cute girls. For example, I entered Mengyun's room directly without knocking on the door, but I happened to bump into the little girl changing clothes, for example, with Sister Mei accompanied by Senior Sister Lanyu, she fell down in front of her and showed her fatness, and for example, when she took the initiative to make a death move, when Emilina asked the other party to give a little welfare, she sacrificed her love sword with a black face, in short, before being bitten by their heads, beaten and even electrocuted, I would have an extremely bad premonition in my heart, just like now.

Of course, I'm not saying that Senior Sister Osvia, as an imposter prophet and professional magic stick, has a very low level of combat herself, so that the small fireball she threw deviated from the target and rushed directly at me, but the situation in front of her is too classic, It's like a joy to the violent heroine who will inevitably appear in the work.,When the infiltrated suspicious element was beaten away, it happened to hit the weak scumbag male protagonist who was useless except for housework and complaining.,Not long ago, I received the ultimate welfare of envy, jealousy, and hatred.,Sao Nian was pressed to the point of foaming at the mouth.,Crooked eyes.,But I just can't die.,When everyone recovers and lifts the disguise of that suspicious element.,When you find that Ya is another scene in the royal plot of the cute girl who has only the possibility to join the Hou (Divine Beast) Palace Shura Field.。

It's really strange, isn't it possible that today I can finally experience the legendary royal road plot!?Come on, the cloak who jumped high into the air, I am a gentleman who will not refuse to come as long as it is a cute girl; if you are really a girl, please obediently be hit by the fireball and lose your balance, and then fall down and throw yourself into our arms and roll on the ground! Even if you are smashed by all kinds of internal bleeding, I will admit it——!

It turns out that the so-called royal road plot is really not related to the superficial me.

Oseva's fireball exploded into a sky of sparks when it hit the cloak, setting it on fire. The thief who didn't know what he had done to provoke the long-haired senior sister with cherry red hair like this, and even did not hesitate to hit people with magic immediately fell down from mid-air, and then I was inexplicably watched by the blue feather senior sister next to me, and I opened my arms with great anticipation and crashed into the iron cabinet garbage bin at the mouth of the alley.

The rusty rectangular hollow ironwork, whose surface was about to fade away with green paint, suddenly shook violently, and at the same time made an earth-shattering sound. A little rubbish flew out like a splash of water when it was thrown into the water, and then the lid of the garbage bin leaning against the wall of the alley shook and fell back with a thud.

Legendary hole-in-one!

All I felt was a large flock of crows flying over my head. The whole person immediately felt bad.

Osvia, who strode to the side of the garbage bin, gasped fiercely, pinched her knuckles hard, and gritted her teeth in a frightening-sounding tone: "Run, you will continue to run? Sue you, even if I run to the end of this world, I will always chase after you, and then make you pay for your blood there!"

So what did this guy do to you, that he would have such a deep hatred!, despite how the girl with long cherry red hair in front of him looked wrong. I still couldn't suppress my curiosity and cautiously asked, "That, Sister Osvia?"

The girl whose name was called finally regained her composure, turned her head to look at us, smiled and nodded, "Oh, Zhou Yi, and Lan Yu, are you two dating?"

"That's it, it's not!" Rao is confused like Lan Yu Senior Sister also knew the meaning of dating, and shook her head vigorously and denied, "Xiao Yi and I went out to eat together because we were alone at home at noon." ”

"That's what it looks like. ”

In order to avoid a series of daily routines caused by Osvia's association with some other things that I didn't, I hurriedly tried to change the subject: "That's right, senior sister. Just as you were chasing the thief, I heard the voice of another person besides you. But...... (Glancing behind the girl) Where's the person?"

A crisp and sweet voice came from the ground: "Isn't it human?"

Senior Sister Blue Feather and I looked down at the sound, and then saw a snow-white cat with a tail on the ground.

"Let's say it first, even if I have quite good qualifications, I will never give you Senior Sister Blue Feather!" I immediately raised my hand and stood in front of the natural dull and put on a posture of being ready to sacrifice my life to protect her heroically, "As long as I can still fight, no one will want to take her away! Even you, a cosmic-level MLM demonic beast, are no exception!"

There was a natural stupidity that didn't understand, and the expression on his face was full of confusion: "Xiao Tsubasa, what are you doing here?

"Of course it's dangerous, especially for cute girls!" I turned around and clenched my fists hard and said to Blue Feather Senpai, "This guy will trick girls into turning into a profession that looks like a magical girl but is actually not like that, and when they realize that they have been deceived, they can't go back." So the alien creature named Kewpie must be wanted and even completely eliminated...... Huh?"

Jiubi, who exploded in an instant, grew up quickly like blowing up a balloon. In the end, it turned into a giant white tiger with a body width that filled the entire alley, stretched out its right front paw and pressed it on the head of the person who was dripping with cold sweat: "Bite you?"

"I'm so sorry. ”

Isn't this TMD the legendary tiger not threatening when it is a sick cat!?

After I bowed my head with black lines in tears and confessed my mistake. Jiubi reverted back to her original cat appearance, and she couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief, wiped the cold sweat on her forehead and began to get down to business: "That's right, Senior Sister Osvia." What did this thief, who was probably dazzled by the strong smell of the bin, steal from you?"

The face of the cherry red long-haired senior sister suddenly darkened again when she heard this: "He didn't steal anything from me." ”

Then you chased half a street behind Mao like a father killer!?

Obviously, Osvia hadn't finished her words, she took a deep breath and gritted her teeth viciously, "But he forcibly snatched the sauce and pork rice bowl with chicken thighs I bought for Simone, and ate it all on the way away!"

Did you bring your sister out to buy lunch, no wonder Jiubi will be here. Anyway, why was it the double ponytail Lori's lunch box that was robbed instead of the property? Could it be that the brother who was enjoying the smell in the garbage bin was not a professional thief. And just an unlucky guy who tried to make a name for himself in Yucheng but unfortunately fell down?

If that's the case, there's no need to make things too big, let Senior Sister Lan Yu ask Sister Mei to find a job for this guy and everything will be solved, it's perfect.

The only thing I can convince the angry long-haired girl in front of me who doesn't seem to be weird at any moment - you know, in some people's values, food-related resentment is quite terrifying.

Just as Osvia tried to continue cursing and saying something, the lid of the dustbin was suddenly pushed open from the inside, which made our nerves tense immediately. Jiubi took a few steps forward and walked in front of Osvia. I, on the other hand, pulled Blue Feather Senior Sister back a few steps to widen the distance, and everyone was cautiously staring at the rusty iron box, and all but one of them were in a posture of battle.

What is the fuss about an ordinary adult who wants to be prepared for such a battle, is it really a habit to become natural? I shook my head self-deprecatingly, and a hand came out of the mouth of the box.

Gray-green skin.

I've only heard of dyeing hair, but I haven't heard of dyeing skin.

Without waiting for the stunned people to react, Brother Ren who was shrunk in the box finally leaned out and revealed his true face of Lushan: the whole body was covered with rough skin of that strange color, and the figure was about the same as that of an ordinary adult, except for the two lower fangs turned over the lips, the rest of the face looked not much different from a human being, and the whole body was covered with garbage, not to mention that the eyes had become a funny mosquito coil, and it was estimated that he couldn't even distinguish between the southeast and the northwest.

The image of the other party is so similar to a certain race in various myths, legends and even magical works that I couldn't help but exclaim loudly on the spot: "Orcs!?"

Osevia came to her senses with a shock, and then waved her hand to lay some kind of enchantment nearby to seal the space around the garbage can, staring at the other party and solemnly saying, "Why are the orcs here? Could it be that they still can't hold back their hatred of humans after all, and plan to break their original oath and take advantage of the current extremely chaotic situation to counterattack back to the surface?"

But now is not the time to pull Osevia to ask what happened, the orc who showed his face because the cloak was burned by the fireball was slightly dizzy for a moment, and when he realized that the cloak was broken, he took a decisive action that shocked everyone's jaws.

She jerked herself back into the bin again, leaving half of her head blinking and looking at us nervously.

Is this really a scout sent by the orcs preparing to counterattack the surface to reconnoiter the current development of humanity, rather than a special trip to be funny and cute?

The long cherry red hair full of black lines was so hung that he turned his back on the spot, stroked his chest and calmed down before he looked at the other party again, and greeted tentatively: "That, who are you and what is the matter here?"

We were answered in a language that we didn't understand at all.

Now that's good. (To be continued......)