Chapter Ninety-Two: The Cause of the Year, the Effect of Today

This side has just entered the courtyard, and when he saw the meeting hall of the Dongfang family in front of him, Dongfang Wendao patted his head, turned around and said, "By the way...... You kid have to be careful of your uncle, don't look at how your kid's strength improves, your uncle still has to get yours, in short, you kid is miserable this time!" After speaking, the corners of his mouth twitched, pulling out a strange arc.

"Eh, what's wrong with Uncle He?" Jun Moxie has had too many things going on lately, and he has long forgotten the prank at the beginning, but this question is a real surprise.

"What's wrong with you?The good things you have done, you don't know yourself?" Dongfang Wendao suddenly laughed strangely, his wide mouth was almost grinning behind his ears, and he said happily: "...... One-two-three-four, two-two-three-four, change your posture and do it again...... Wowha......"

"Poof......" Jun Moye was choked by the third uncle's funny action, and suddenly remembered the original masterpiece, and couldn't help crying and laughing.

"I have to say, you kid is too narrow hahaha...... Forcefully let your uncle ...... Hahaha, such a serious person, he actually stands every night and constantly changes his position...... It's hard work...... It's still fucking volleying...... Hahaha...... "Dongfang Wendao has been trying his best to restrain himself, but when he thinks of it, he finally can't stop laughing, the more he laughs, the funnier it gets, and then he simply squats on the ground with his stomach in his hands, and can't stop rubbing the tears that come out of laughter.

Jun Moye laughed for a while, and was suddenly dumbfounded, only now did he remember that he seemed to have planted a bomb here...... It seems that the eldest uncle has already come to his senses and wants to clean himself up...... How good is that?

Baili Luoyun and the others obviously didn't know what the two nephews were laughing at, and they looked at each other with gossip on their faces.

And just at this moment, a sudden shout suddenly sounded: "Third brother, you are talking nonsense there!!" The accent was very strong, and he was obviously very angry!

With the big drink, a burly figure quickly appeared in front of everyone, but when he saw that the person who came was extraordinary, three strands of long hair fluttering on his chest, his face was square, his eyes were red, his eyebrows were lying silkworms, his nose was straight and his mouth was square, and he was majestic!

It is the uncle of the young master Jun, Dongfang asks for mercy, and the old man of the East has arrived!

It's just that now the old man of the East, who was originally fair-skinned, is actually a jujube red at the moment, his eyes are spitting fire, panting and groaning, and it looks like the more he looks at it, the more he looks like Master Guan...... "Jun Mo Xie! You little brute! You kid came just in time, and said that your little rabbit cub will hide in the heavenly punishment for the rest of his life! If you don't come, the old man, I will personally go to the Heavenly Punishment Forest to find you! Now it's rare for your little bastard to automatically send it to the door, which saves the old man a long journey!" If the old man doesn't teach you a good lesson, wouldn't he be ashamed of Tianlilun!" "Uncle Dongfang's face turned from red to purple, and he shouted violently, the sound was like thunder, and it was extremely powerful!

With this sound like thunder, Uncle Dongfang stepped forward with an arrow, stretched out his big hand like a fan, and grabbed Jun Moxie in the chest!

Baili Luoyun and Leng Ao looked at each other: this ...... Is it the legendary nephew and uncle who met? How could the process be so strange? As soon as the old uncle in front of the head met him, he hugged his stomach and laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and then the eldest uncle changed the title of the young master Jun four or five times in a row as soon as they met, and then they had to fight? What kind of complicated relationship is this family...... Jun Moxie screamed miserably, and ran away!

Now in such a situation, how dare he be caught by Dongfang's intercession? This is his own uncle! Fighting back is unthinkable, he can't even parry, the only thing he can do is to run away desperately, if he is really caught, then he can still run away with a ruthless beating?

"Grandma...... Help me...... Uncle, he's going to kill someone, save people......" Jun Da Shao ran out of the arm socket of Dongfang intercession, screaming miserably all the way, as if he had been abused by others...... "You lawless little rabbit cub still dare to run! Uncle Dongfang was so angry that he chased after him, and in an instant, the two nephews and uncles chased from the courtyard to the hall, and chased and escaped from the empty hall, Jun Moxie shouted for help all the way, the volume was so loud and deafening that the whole Oriental family jumped and countless people probed their brains to see what was going on...... Seeing that the situation was not good, Jun Dashao immediately fled towards the inner courtyard to find rescuers.

Uncle Dongfang gritted his teeth and chased after him. This posture is exactly what is said: If you go to heaven, I will chase you to the Lingxiao Palace, and if you go to the sea, I will chase you to the Crystal Palace! If you drill into the ground, I will chase you to the Yama Mansion, and if you go west, I will chase you straight to the Daxiong Treasure Palace!

In short, it is the upper and poorer and the yellow spring falling, and what to say can be said to have this breath!

Uncle Dongfang has never been so ugly in his life! But there has been no descendant for many years, but it really makes him anxious. After finally seizing a glimmer of hope, how can you let it go? There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is greater...... Therefore, after getting Jun Moxie's set of "secret methods" on having children, Uncle Dongfang basically meticulously followed the script, and every move was strictly implemented in accordance with Jun Moxie's "secret method", and he didn't dare to slack off...... After a lot of work, the results are undoubtedly remarkable. A few months later, I saw that several wives and concubines had bulging bellies, not to mention how satisfied and happy Uncle Dongfang was in his heart...... At that time, if he was allowed to see Jun Moxie, a good nephew, he would probably be able to kneel down and kowtow!

But since an inadvertent conversation with Dongfang Wenjian, I learned the truth...... Uncle Dongfang only then understood: In fact, the medicine that Jun Moxie gave at the beginning has cured all his own problems, and he can get pregnant without any formulas and postures...... That is to say, he was saved by his good nephew and played a trick at the same time!

What's even more unacceptable is that his second brother is still a big mouth...... So, first the third brother knew...... And then ...... Uncle Dongfang could hear laughter everywhere he went for a period of time, which made Uncle Dongfang suffer from a new problem: he was allergic to laughter! As long as he heard laughter, he would be angry for no reason...... But, in this life, who doesn't have some happy and funny things? To give a simple example: Someone accidentally farts in public, and it can cause a burst of happy laughter...... Not to mention that there are so many things like that...... Today's Dongfang uncles are about to be nervous, and when they hear the laughter, they think it's aimed at themselves!

At this moment, seeing the culprit suddenly appear, Dongfang was simply angry when he asked for intercession! No matter what, he would not let it go, and he could not let it go of anything, and he absolutely could not let it go!!

"Ahem, what's wrong, what's wrong, rebellion?" was in pursuit, a majestic cough sounded, and the old lady of the East came out of the inner courtyard calmly. I saw chickens flying and dogs jumping all over the yard!

Dongfang Wenjian, the second master hid behind him, covering his mouth, and there was already a tendency to have convulsions all over his body...... The big savior finally arrived, Jun Mo was as if he had been amnestied, and hid behind the old lady with a look of grievance: "Grandma...... Uncle he's crazy...... He's going to beat me to death as soon as I come...... What's going on! You help!"

The old lady of the East reluctantly made a roll of her eyes: Who will kill you if you are good?

But the old man's skills were so old, his face was full of surprise, and he said to Dongfang with affection: "Stop, what kind of system have you two made such a fuss! Look at what the two of you have made the yard look like, one big and one small? Even if it is a small playfulness, are you a big one addicted to play? What is going on? Tell me about the cause and effect!"

When the nephew and uncle fight, the old lady is naturally towards her grandson, there is no doubt about this.

But this seemingly fair question made Uncle Dongfang almost faint out of breath. Tell me about the cause ......and effect? Can you say it?Suddenly, his face was full of purple, and his fingers trembled and pointed at Jun Moxie: "Okay...... Good...... Little bunny, you you...... You gave Lao Tzu the ...... waiting for"

Jun Moxie shouted aggrievedly: "Uncle, if you don't say anything, grandma is right, even if I really do something wrong, you can say it, everyone will judge it, if I am really wrong, then it is nothing for me to let you beat you up and get angry...... But if you don't say anything, you'll be beaten...... I've wronged me so much...... I said that I had just arrived at the door of the house after a long journey, and I didn't even drink hot water, and I was beaten up on my head, who could stand it, and my nephew did something wrong, but you said it......"

At this moment, looking at the expression on Jun Dashao's face, it is definitely comparable to the eternal injustice of June Feixue!

A song of liver and intestines is broken, where to find a soulmate at the end of the world...... Uncle Dongfang stared at the round eyes, the two eyeballs almost bulged out of the sockets, and he hummed angrily, but he couldn't say a word, today's dumb loss, he was determined...... "Hahaha......" At the gate of the courtyard, the third master Dongfang Wendao, who was already sitting on the ground with a smile, suddenly burst into laughter, only laughing so much that he lay on the ground and burst into tears, a big fist kept slapping the ground, and his whole body was convulsive and trembling violently like chaff, and later, he was out of breath directly...... Dongfang finally had a place to vent his feelings, and yelled: "Third child, what are you smirking at there?!"

Dongfang Wendao suddenly felt bad when he heard this, and the laughter did not stop, but he had already jumped up and was about to escape, but he was already tired of laughing after laughing, and he was caught by his eldest brother before he could run wildly, and then he was carried out like a sandbag, and then he heard a dense explosion like firecrackers outside......