I didn't have time to pay attention to her jokes, so after quickly packing up my things, I went to help Lao Fu clean up.

Lao Fu is okay, there is a tricycle, but it is full, so I naturally can't squeeze in.

After packing up for Lao Fu, I carried the bag on my body, turned around and ran.

Sun Xiaoxiao also ran behind me, but because he was so anxious, two small toys fell to the ground.

I can't care about picking it up, it's better to have it confiscated than to be confiscated by the chengguan.

But Sun Xiaoxiao refused to eat at all, she had already run two steps forward, but she turned around and picked it up, and then followed.

But at this time, the chengguan had already caught up, and they shouted at Sun Xiaoxiao: "Stop!" Don't run ......"

"Hurry up! They caught up......" I shouted at Sun Xiaoxiao.

Sun Xiaoxiao waved his hand at me and said, "You run first, I can't outrun you, let's just run separately." ”

I didn't expect this stinky girl to have some tricks, I don't have time to think about it now, and I panicked when I met the chengguan for the first time.

But when I ran not far, when I looked back, Sun Xiaoxiao had been stopped by those chengguan.

She still wanted to run, but the road had been blocked, and the chengguan were a little out of breath.

Seeing that Sun Xiaoxiao was caught, my pace of running forward gradually stopped, and I didn't know whether to continue running or go back to redeem her.

After a few struggles, I went back.

There are two reasons for this, one is that these goods are not worth much, at best, they are only a few hundred yuan.

The second is that Sun Xiaoxiao is now a super Internet celebrity, if she is photographed by passers-by and caught by the chengguan, it is estimated that there will be a lot of topics that are not favorable to her.

After all, I still carried the sack back, and when I came to the group of chengguan, I took the initiative to put the sack on my shoulder on the ground.

The group of chengguan also saw me, and one of them, who was probably the captain, said to me: "Run! Keep running! ”

I said haha to the person who looked like a leader: "Brother, I know it's wrong, you can punish me as much as you want, don't embarrass a little girl, she is just here to play with me, it has nothing to do with her." ”

"Don't climb relatives here, and give me a decent attitude." The leader-like man screamed at me again.

I've learned to show weakness from Lao Fu now, I didn't look for myself, I was already a few hundred yuan, and if it's gone, it's gone.

I continued to laugh and said, "Yes, yes...... Leader, you see that I have taken all these things back, you just think that I am a first offender, let me go! Is it done? ”

The leader continued: "I arrested you because you occupied the road and operated it, and confiscating your things was also a punishment according to the city management regulations...... According to the ordinance, you will be fined. ”

"How much does that cost?"

"If you are a first-time offender, you will be fined 200 yuan as a warning."

I was ready to compromise, but Sun Xiaoxiao said at this time: "Brother Chengguan, you just let us go!" It's not easy for us to be a little bit! We worked in the factory during the day and set up a stall at night just to earn medical bills for our sick son...... We're really newbies, so let's just do it! Please......"

When Sun Xiaoxiao said these words, I suspected that I had heard it wrong, why did she learn to show weakness?

The most important thing is, how did I become husband and wife with her?

The leader was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "Are you husband and wife?" ”

Before I could explain, Sun Xiaoxiao hurriedly nodded and replied: "Yes, we just got married, we were unmarried and pregnant, and our son was only three years old, but he had a very serious illness and needed a lot of money for treatment." ”

To be honest, I admire Sun Xiaoxiao's acting skills, it's really a pity not to be an actor.

The leader seemed to begin to sympathize, but at this moment, a member of the team next to him suddenly said: "Captain, why do I see this woman so familiar?" ”

Another person also chimed in: "I also felt a little familiar just now, a bit like the dancing Internet celebrity in Douyin." ”

Worst! It seems that it is going to be debunked by these people.

But at this moment, Sun Xiaoxiao hurriedly pretended to choke up and said, "Brothers, I know who you are talking about? It's Sun Xiaoxiao in Douyin, right? A lot of people say I look like her, but I'm not her! ”

After saying that, she really cried, and said while crying: "If I were her, I wouldn't have to work so hard to earn money every day, and my son would ...... Woowoo woo ......"

The captain finally relented and said: "Okay, okay, don't cry, I think you are a first-time offender, I won't punish you this time, but you have to promise me that you will never do this kind of thing that disturbs social order again in the future." ”

Sun Xiaoxiao and I both nodded again and again, and in the end, those chengguan really let us go, and even our things were not confiscated.

After those chengguan left, Sun Xiaoxiao and I stared at each other and laughed in unison.

At this time, she leaned against the guardrail by the river, rubbing the guardrail with her feet, but her hands tightly protected the two small toys she had picked up in her pocket, as if she was afraid that they would find out......

For a moment, I was in a trance.

She is now a super Internet celebrity at the level of tens of millions, and now she actually does this kind of "stealing chickens and touching dogs" thing with me.

In my opinion, it's just a laugh.

"How? I've helped you keep so much of the goods, and I've saved you from fines, so treat me to dinner! ”

I looked at her, immediately laughed, and said, "Sun Xiaoxiao, Sun Xiaoxiao, you can really do it!" I really admire you. ”

"Don't admire, just invite me to dinner."

"I don't even know how you acted, it really made you cry, amazing!" I said with words in my words.

Sun Xiaoxiao thought I was praising her, raised his head very proudly, and said, "You don't have to worship sister, sister is a legend." ”

"Why don't you die? Who made you claim that you are husband and wife with me, and you have a seriously ill son, you are not only good at acting, but also have the ability to direct! ”

Sun Xiaoxiao realized that I was giving birth to her, and immediately pouted: "Oops! Don't be angry, I'm not helping you. ”

"Who asked you to help, aren't you afraid of being photographed by someone and posted on the Internet, do you think you can explain it when the time comes?"

Sun Xiaoxiao swore and said: "Don't worry, no, there is no one here." ”

After saying that, she walked up to me, took my arm again, and said, "Let's go, I'll invite you to dinner." ”

"I'll invite you, you're also the host!"

"Hehe, I'm just waiting for your words."

As she spoke, she grabbed my arm and jumped up next to me.

I hurriedly pushed her away and said, "Men and women don't kiss, you'd better not pull and pull with me." ”

"Oops! Get used to it. She stuck her tongue out at me and quickly let go of her hand.

I gave her a blank look and said, "It seems that you are often like this!" ”

"No, I mean I'm used to being like this with my girlfriends, and I treat you as my best friend."

"I'm not a woman."

"Male girlfriend!"

I smiled at her, stopped talking nonsense with her, and followed her for a few minutes to a nearby parking lot.

She said she drove the car, so I followed her into her car, which turned out to be a Porsche 911.

After Sun Xiaoxiao opened the trunk in front of the car, I put the sack in the trunk in the front of the car.

On the way to the hotel, we happened to meet the law enforcement vehicles of the chengguan just now, just waiting for the red light.