Chapter 166: There are many smart people
Wang Mei will be bad today, Zhou Mo heard it last night.
Since eating that quenching pill, her body has changed.
At first, it was her who grew taller, became stronger, and ran faster.
Slowly, she noticed that her body was becoming more flexible.
In addition, her five senses are gradually beyond the range of normal people.
In terms of vision, without the help of external objects, a normal person can only see things within 50 meters of herself, but now she can see the one who stays on the tree 100 meters away.
Yes, not to see, but to see.
Not only can she see the outline of her knowledge, but she can also see the texture of her wings and the spines on her legs, as well as the movements of contracting the muscles of the inner wall and vibrating the eardrum to make sounds.
There are pros and cons to improving the five senses.
The pros of better vision should outweigh the disadvantages, but better hearing outweighs the disadvantages.
Not to mention the rest, just talking about sleeping at night, Zhou Mo's recent sleep is really bad.
The nocturnal owl calls from time to time, like an alarm clock that doesn't time to time.
There is also the night chirping of summer insects, and the sound of water from the small waterfall in the back mountain.
These voices were amplified several times, and in Zhou Mo's ears, it was like the roar of drums, swords, and fighting on the battlefield.
What's even more intoxicating is that she couldn't hear the sounds of the neighbors snoring, talking in her sleep, grinding her teeth, and farting, after all, the houses are not close to each other. But now, she could hear it.
In this case, it's no wonder that her sleep quality can be good.
Fortunately, the changes in her five senses are gradual, and they don't grow all at once like her height, so that she has a buffer process to adapt to, so that she will not be completely unbearable.
However, it was precisely because the five senses had improved that Zhou Mo was able to hear Wang Mei's words last night.
Wang Mei chattered all night, and it was four o'clock to sum up.
First, I hope that after the farmhouse opens today, there will not be a single guest, and Yang Laojiu's family will die urgently.
Second, I hope that Lin Chunhua would be in a hurry until the old illness relapses and lies down in the hospital every day.
The third point is to pray that the God of Wealth can open his eyes and stop knocking on the wrong door, the Yang Laojiu family in the upper house is enough, and the God of Wealth should pity the poor and the weak, and come to the Yang Thirteen family in the lower house......
The last point is the plan that Wang Mei and Yang Shisan discussed together: in case the business of the farmhouse is very good, they will take advantage of the most customers in the farmhouse courtyard to splash feces on the upwind of the farmhouse courtyard.
"When the wind sends that smell to the side of the farmhouse, those city people will definitely be smoked away.
Yang Laojiu and Lin Chunhua will definitely be angry to death.
But this time, even if they call the village party secretary, they can't do anything to us, they have to be reasonable!
What can we do wrong with throwing manure into our vegetable patch? It's a little more splashy, and the smell is a little stronger......"
Since Zhou Mo heard their plan of yin damage, he naturally wouldn't let them have a chance to implement it.
She got up early in the morning and told Yang Laojiu about it.
After Yang Laojiu heard this, he handed over the task of staring at Wang Mei and Yang Shisan to He Shan.
When it was almost twelve o'clock in the afternoon, Wang Mei and Yang 13 stood in front of their house, watching the business of the farmhouse courtyard from a distance, and after glancing at each other, they picked up the dung scoop and prepared to implement their plan.
The next moment, He Shan and his men rushed out......
They very rudely gagged Wang Mei and Yang Shisan, tied their hands and feet, and threw them heavily on the bed.
A wooden chair was brought to his subordinates, He Shan sat down slowly, and took out the fake torture equipment that had scared Aunt Cheng Jiaojiao in the past.
Originally, Wang Mei and the others were still struggling, and as soon as they saw the torture equipment, they immediately obeyed.
He Shan, who was sitting in the chair, felt bored, and the few scary stories he had prepared had not yet begun to tell.
He sulked for a while, and ordered Wang Mei and the others: "Close your eyes and sleep, don't think about doing anything again, otherwise...... Hum! ”
Wang Mei and the others nodded desperately with their eyes closed.
He Shan left two of his subordinates to watch the two and left with the others.
Before leaving, He Shan also patted Yang Shisan's face, and reminded him coldly: "Don't wet the bed~~"
Yang Shisan, who originally had no intention of urinating, instantly had this need, but he didn't dare to bring it up, so he could only hold it.
Walking out of Yang Shisan's house, He Shan and the others switched to simple faces......
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Zhou Mo has been soaking in the vegetable garden in the experience area in the afternoon, guiding the group of students to farm.
Yang Xiaoman and Cheng Jiaojiao took some of the guests to the reservoir to fish.
Yang Xiaoyan and Lin Chunhua went to Taoyuan, and several guests wanted to buy Yang Xiaoyan's free-range chickens and water ducks, and they wanted to catch chickens and ducks.
Yang Xiaoshan's wife, the one who sold a chicken to Zhang Qinian at a high price of 100 yuan, pushed Yang Xiaoshan to Taoyuan to help.
Yang Xiaoshan quietly said to his wife: "Help is due, don't tell Aunt Jiu if you are a little careful, do you know?" If the ninth uncle and nine aunts didn't plan to invite anyone else, how embarrassing would it be? ”
His wife glanced at him, didn't say anything, didn't say anything, and continued to catch chickens.
She still has to mention it, but she is not stupid, and she will definitely wait until the right time to mention it.
Uncle Jiu's house is very busy today,
Seeing that Yang Xiaoyan planned to give away ten eggs for every chicken and duck she sold, Yang Xiaoshan's wife was so distressed that she couldn't do it.
"Sister, you are too sincere, ten eggs can be sold for a few dollars, if you have to send them, it is enough to send four or five!"
……
Outside the vegetable garden in the experience area, there are gradually more villagers selling things.
There are those who sell straw hats, those who sell pu fans, those who sell kudzu powder, those who sell popsicles, and those who sell pickles......
Zhou Mo sat in the rest area, wearing a straw hat, shaking a pu fan and watching, and sighed in his heart: "There are still a lot of smart people." ”
There are really very few fools in the village who are looking forward to Zhou Mo's bad luck like Wang Mei.
These people who take out things are very smart, knowing that the guests of the farmhouse are coming, and their business opportunities are also coming.
A straw hat made from wheat straw at home, in addition to time-consuming, is almost zero cost for the villagers, and these city people are willing to spend 20 yuan to buy it.
Ten yuan for a pu fan, five yuan for a bowl of kudzu powder, and fifteen small jars of pickles......
When the villagers who had made money looked at Zhou Mo, they were extremely friendly and kind.
Zhou Mo had also considered selling these small things in detail before, but Yang Laojiu objected.
Yang Laojiu said: "Our farmhouse, just grasp two points." One is the food in the small courtyard, and the other is the sale of vegetables and poultry eggs from the peach orchard and the field.
You don't need to take all the small businesses in every way.
Just leave those small businesses to the villagers.
Everyone has money to make, and there are fewer people who are red-eyed.
There are fewer people who are red-eyed, and there are fewer people who are evil behind their backs.
So that there are fewer bad people, and our farmhouse can be opened smoothly. ”
Zhou Mo felt that his grandfather's idea was too right at the moment.
But—
Zhou Mo looked at the plastic bags and popsicle wrappers that were thrown on the ground outside the vegetable garden, and the villagers' bad habit of littering had to be changed.