Chapter 34: Have You Seen My Cat?

Yin'e's mother-in-law laughed and scolded: "Dead cow nose, die to save face and suffer crimes, hahaha, ants wear lychee shells, what kind of big-headed ghost are you!" Fight me without a mask, hahaha! "Tianchun Daoist came over early, helped him up to see the Qing Heavenly Master, pinched him a few times in the middle of the person, woke him up, and pinched another medicine for him to take. Yin'e's mother-in-law said: "Old man, I saw that my son spared your life today, otherwise you would have gone to report to Lord Yama at this time." ”

The Tianchun Daoist instructed the two small paths to help the Heavenly Master of the Qing Dynasty away, and instructed: "Uncle Shi lie quietly, and I will come back to help you relieve the residual poison when I am done." Seeing that the Qing Heavenly Master looked calm, he said in a low voice, "It's okay. ”

Granny Yin'e gained the upper hand, became even stronger, and said loudly: "Rebel, quickly hand over the bones of the old thief." Tianchun Daoist knelt on the ground with a puff and said: "Mother, since ancient times, the coffin has been decided, and the earth is safe, my father has been dead for several months, and my mother still has nothing to let go of in her heart!" Why hurt the life of the family who drove the corpse! Yin'e's mother-in-law sneered: "This person can't help but torture, begging me to kill him, I have to answer my request, kill him, of course kill his whole family, cut the grass and eradicate the roots, it is justified." Tianchun Taoist kowtowed and said: "Not for anything else, the child just begs his mother not to hurt people anymore, God has the virtue of a good life, as strong as his father, and he is not remorseful in his old age, sighing that he has killed too much in his life, and always blames himself." Granny Yin'e snorted: "What else does he regret?" Tianchun is an upright person, and he doesn't lie to please his mother, and says straightly: "That's all." Yin'e's mother-in-law was furious and said, "I want the old dog to die and not be able to live in peace!" She said as she slammed the cane of the dragon's head hard, and pestled the boss into a pit on the ground, and the dirt splashed up.

Tianchun Daoist stood up, patted the soil on his lap, and said: "It stands to reason that it is natural for a mother to see her father's body, but my father has made detailed arrangements before his death, and I have to be a son!" The last time my mother came, I ordered my disciples to block a lot, just because my father's instructions were not done, but I am glad that it has been done today. Mother wants to see my father's body, please come with me......" After speaking, he pointed back.

So, the Tianchun Daoist took the lead, and more than a dozen masters of the Qingcheng faction followed, Yin'e's mother-in-law, the scar-faced woman, and Xiao Dongshan walked to the back mountain, and the nine black-clothed women and other Qingcheng faction gangs stayed in place.

After walking for a tea time, they came to a gazebo, and after passing the gazebo, they saw a path leading to a cemetery. Walk through a few small tombs, only to see a bare green grave, a stone tablet is erected in front of the tomb, engraved "the tomb of the old man who is as good as the old man of the first Kao Du". Seeing this, Yin'e's mother-in-law looked excited, the corners of her mouth trembled slightly, she walked to the grave a few steps quickly, and stared at the stone tablet and looked at it.

"Old thief! You have it too! You think you're dead and you'll be all right when you sleep inside! Old thing, why did you die, why did you die so early, old thing, I'm not done with you! Granny Yin'e burst into tears and began to cry.

When Xiao Dongshan saw it, he knelt down in front of the monument with a "snap", and said: "Senior Du, junior Xiao Dongshan is late, and I can't see your old man, it's a pity, I will kowtow to you here." Saying that, she kowtowed three times, and when the scar-faced woman saw it, she also knelt in front of the monument with a "snap", and then kowtowed three times.

"Old thief! I can't eat your flesh in life, and I can't let you die in death!" Granny Yin'e suddenly jumped violently, and a staff hit the middle of the stele, and with a bang, the stele was broken in two. One of the people of the Qingcheng faction shouted: "Don't be rude! Xiao Dongshan looked up, and the voice was the strong man who had fought with the scar-faced woman before, at this time, everyone in the Qingcheng faction was covered with their mouths and noses except for the Tianchun Dao people, but this strong man was strong and quite easy to recognize.

Tianchun Daoist signaled that this strong man didn't need to say much, and Granny Yin'e didn't pay attention to this strong man, and said to the scar-faced woman: "This is your father's grave, let's dig up his body and bring it back!" Go find a shovel! The scar-faced woman turned and walked away, and Granny Yin'e walked to the side of the grave and looked down at the shovel.

The Qingcheng faction stared at her directly, and they didn't make a sound, and they didn't stop it. Xiao Dongshan thought secretly: "It's strange, more than ten people from the Qingcheng faction really can't see her digging up the corpse!" There must be something to worry about! After a while, this Yin'e mother-in-law will release poison, and everyone of them covers their mouths and noses, although the Tianchun Daoist does not cover it, but it seems that he is not afraid of poison, isn't it just me who suffers? And stay away, lest you be poisoned by mistake, and that day Hong Lili said to me, a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall...... She's so nice to me, where is she now......" While thinking about it, he sneaked a few steps back and walked far away.

Suddenly, Yin'e's mother-in-law said "huh", poked it on the grave with a dragon-descending wooden staff, and then "huh", and then thrust it hard, only to hear the sound of the "cylinder", which shocked Yin'e's mother-in-law's hands numb, she used the staff on the grave a few times, and shouted: "Ah! Yes! It's iron! Yes! Yes! She howled wildly, and cried out, "Old thief, do you know that you are wrong, and you have cast yourself in iron like this?" ”

The scar-faced woman hadn't gone far when she heard something strange and ran over quickly. Xiao Dongshan was curious, and he also came over to take a look, it turned out that this tomb was actually made of molten iron, and there was only a thin layer of soil outside, which was added as a cover at the end.

Tianchun Dao said: "Mother! This grave was arranged by my father before his death, not only that the top was poured after the iron and lead were melted, and even the bottom layer was built of iron and lead, even if the tunnel was dug, this tomb could not be opened, the iron and lead were wrapped in three feet of soil, and the inside of the soil was the coffin. When my father was alive, he said to his children: 'I have made many enemies in my life, and your efforts are not as good as my three-tenths, and after my death, you are only enough to protect yourself, and there are many people who want to crush my bones and scatter ashes, and I will build an iron grave to let these ...... The man broke his thoughts. This bottom was built by my father. The iron, lead, and utensils were all prepared for a long time, and with the help of these brothers and sisters, and the best blacksmiths were busy here for many days, they were poured layer by layer. ”

Yin'e's mother-in-law hated: "How many people want to crush his bones and scatter ashes? Old dogs are also self-aware! I'm counting one! Where did you hire the blacksmith? Tianchun said: "Mother, don't hurt innocent people again." The blacksmith is from the province, and I have sent it away. ”

Yin'e's mother-in-law was so angry that her face turned blue, and she had nowhere to spill her anger, so she hit the iron tomb a few times with her staff, only to hear the muffled sound of impact, which showed that what Tianchun said was true.

Tianchun Daodao: "Mother, I know your old man's thoughts, although you hate your father, but you also want to be buried with your father in the same tomb after a hundred years, and I have arranged for the child." Yin'e said curiously: "What arrangement?" Tianchun Dao said: "Now the father's shroud in the tomb is changed after me, the shroud that my father wore when he died, I have changed it for safekeeping, you can take it to the Ecstasy Peak, and set up a mound for your father, those surnamed Wang, Zhang, and Jin know, aren't you mad?" ”

Yin'e's mother-in-law burst into tears and smiled, and said, "It's still my son's intimacy, or spare the old thief first." I'll scold you again in the future! As he spoke, he spat a mouthful of thick phlegm on the head of the iron tomb.

The group walked back, and the resentment in Yin'e's heart was relieved a little, and then she noticed Xiao Dongshan, and she shouted: "Boy, stop me, you come, go this way." She pointed to the left of the road, Xiao Dongshan didn't want to entangle with her, so he had to walk honestly to the left, and after walking a few steps, Yin'e's mother-in-law shouted again: "Boy, block the light, come, go this way!" She pointed to the right of the road, and Xiao Dongshan swallowed his anger and walked to the right. Yin'e's mother-in-law said again: "Boy, what's your name?" Which veteran disciple? Xiao Dongshan said: "Don't hide it from my mother-in-law, in Xia Xiao Dongshan, my master is indeed a Taoist, but he is not from the Qingcheng faction." Mother-in-law Yin'e said, "Who is your master?" Which sect? Xiao Dongshan said: "My master has no sect and no faction, and he is a wandering wanderer. Yin'e's mother-in-law said sharply: "Then what are you doing in the Qingcheng faction!" Is it sneaky and spying? Xiao Dongshan hurriedly said: "Don't dare, don't dare, but those who travel through the mountains and rivers and go down the mountain in a few days!" Mother-in-law Yin'e sneered again and again, staring at Xiao Dongshan, seeing that his scalp was numb.

After a while, he returned to the front hall, and the Tianchun Taoist really entered the meditation room and took out a plate of shrouds. Yin'e's mother-in-law scolded: "Stupid girl, your father's clothes, don't you hold it well!" The scar-faced woman's face was blank, and she went up and put the plate up. Yin'e's mother-in-law said, "Go!" "Leading the scar-faced woman and the nine women in black, he went down the mountain.

Tianchun Dao said: "Go and see Uncle Qing." So the group went back to a Dan room, and saw Qing Tianshi meditating cross-legged on the cloud bed, and a wooden basin was placed on the ground, and there was a little black blood in the basin. Tianchun entered the door and said, "The disciple pleads guilty to Uncle Shi!" Seeing the Qing Heavenly Master, he said: "Such a vicious mother-in-law, fortunately the old Taoist still has some skills, and there is a pure antidote pill, otherwise I went to see the ancestor today!" If a disciple falls victim to this poison, won't it hurt his life? Tianchun said: "A few days ago, there was no prevention, and three disciples have died, all of which are the fault of the disciples. Seeing the Qing Heavenly Master, he said: "Your mother's Ecstasy Palace has done a lot of evil, I have heard a lot, and when I saw it today, it was better than the rumors." Tianchun said in a low voice: "The disciple doesn't want to hear about his mother's fault. Seeing the Qing Heavenly Master, he said, "Who is the scar-faced woman?" I think she is very skilled. Tianchun Dao said: "That's the sister of the disciple's twin!" When I was five years old, my father heard that I was being abused, so he went to rescue me, and it happened that my sister was sick and slept in another room, and my father saw me, hugged me and left, but he didn't know that my mother gave birth to twins and left my sister behind. A few days after my father rescued me, I heard my sister crying and realized that there was another daughter...... My sister was disfigured and had her tongue cut out and became mute, and my father was ...... Didn't care about her anymore. Seeing that the Qing Heavenly Master scolded angrily: "What a beast! "I don't know whether to scold Yin'e's mother-in-law or 'blood crow' Du Ruliu.

Xiao Dongshan listened to this human tragedy, and his heart was unspeakably uncomfortable. The crowd held their breath, and no one wanted to speak. After a while, I saw that the Qing Heavenly Master sighed and said: "I have been cultivating for many years, and I have gradually forgotten my swordsmanship. They answered, "Yes." Tianchun said: "Uncle Shi, the residual poison must be slowly dissolved, and I will dispense medicine every day to serve Uncle Shi." Seeing the Qing Heavenly Master, he said: "Since I am in retreat, I will not see anyone, residual poison or something, but reduce my strength for a few years, what does it matter?" I'll go too! So saying, he got up and down from the cloud bed, and floated away, and in a moment disappeared into the clouds.

One after another, lay disciples came to say goodbye to Tianchun Daoist, and Tianchun Daoist thanked him again and again. When it calmed down, there were only two people left, Tianchun Daoist and Xiao Dongshan, Xiao Dongshan said: "I am only able to savor the pharmacology of 'medicine has urgency, extremely fast medicine is difficult to make, and extremely slow medicine is even more difficult to make', such as a mouthful." I am very grateful to get the medicine from the head today, and I have a reluctant request, please tell the head of the pill how to make the pill. Tianchun Taoist smiled: "The world has a little experience in skills, never easy to pass on, want to profit from it, even my father does not get rid of this custom, or have vision, opportunities are not available, can not find good disciples, or capable people can not be good at teaching, so always total, so there is often a generation is not as good as a generation, and those who have talent have to start from zero, can not stand on the shoulders of predecessors, it is a pity!" Medical skills are the art of great goodness, and I intend to share them with the world! The first examiner called it 'Blood Crow', and he was very successful in the art of blood marrow, I know that it is three percent, if I defend myself, the world only knows one of them! I would like to be the shoulders of future generations. The medicine that the little brother asked about was made of ox blood, honey, and cockscomb juice as the main ingredients. ”

When Xiao Dongshan heard this, his admiration arose, and he saluted Tianchun Daoist: "Today, I have been taught by the head of the family, and I am fortunate to have three lives." The two gossiped a few more words, Xiao Dongshan got up and said goodbye, "The disciple will leave for the time being, and I will come to visit the Taoist chief in the future!" Tianchun Daoist didn't get up, but said, "You go, remember to come back in five years." Xiao Dongshan walked a few steps, stopped, and said, "The head of the house knows about the front door and the customer asking for bribes." Tianchun Daoist smiled and didn't answer.

Xiao Dongshan said goodbye to Tianchun and went down to Qingcheng Mountain, only to feel hungry and groaning, and secretly regretted: "I should be cheeky and stay on the mountain to fill my stomach, so although I walked so happily, I suffered from my belly." ”

After walking for two or three miles, I saw a small tea shop on the side of the road, and there was no signboard, and a huge carriage was parked in front of the tea shop, and the carriage was covered with four horses, and the curtain was tightly covered, and I did not know who was sitting in it. When I entered the tea shop, I met a person walking out, it was a woman in black from Yin'e's mother-in-law. Xiao Dongshan looked back and saw her get into the carriage, and then saw that the driver was also a woman in black, and then he knew that the carriage was sitting on Yin'e's mother-in-law and her party. When the carriage set off, a man in coarse cloth clothes came to greet Xiao Dongshan: "Guest officer, it's not early, I'm going to close the shop." The tea is only snow bud tea, the cake is only lotus cake, and there is nothing else, can it be made? Xiao Dongshan said: "Let's bring tea and cakes." ”

The man poured a cup of tea, Xiao Dongshan drank it in one gulp, and said, "Put down the pot, quickly bring up the cake." The man took out three lotus cakes in the back, and just put them on the table, there was a sound of crutches outside, Xiao Dongshan looked back, and saw Yin'e's mother-in-law walking in alone with a wooden cane to descend the dragon, and said to the tea seller: "Boy, have you seen my cat?" The man said, "Old lady, I didn't see your old man come in with a hat." Granny Yin'e looked inside and muttered: "I'm young, my ears are deaf, I'm talking about my cat, what a hat, this dead cat, where did you go, lost little cat, grandma will take you home!" She lowered her head to look for the cat, and accidentally bumped into Xiao Dongshan's table edge when she got up, Xiao Dongshan hurriedly got up and held her up, and Yin'e's mother-in-law said: "The kid is kind, don't worry, the old woman won't say that you hit it, and she won't lie to you." Xiao Dongshan smiled. Yin'e's mother-in-law didn't find the cat, and said: "This kind cat must have run somewhere to lead the way for the lost, but he got lost!" He walked away as he spoke.

Xiao Dongshan, who was hungry, quickly finished eating the cakes, only felt that they were fragrant and delicious, and asked the tea seller: "Do you still have cakes?" The tea seller said: "Guest officer, there is no more, there is nothing, I am going to close the shop." It's not early, if you want to invest in the store, you have to hurry as soon as possible, and if you want to get to the market town in front before dark, you have to go faster! Xiao Dongshan felt that he was six or seven points full, so he gave up and took out the copper money to pay the bill.

Leaving the tea shop, I thought as I walked: "If I get the medicine of the Heavenly Pure Daoist, I can keep it safe for five years, if Master's friend Ma Bo comes back within five years, I will ask Ma Bo and Master to cure me, everything will be fine, Ma Bo will not return in five years, I will come to Qingcheng Mountain to ask for medicine again, or tell Master the recipe of ox blood, honey, and cockscomb juice, and Master may have something else to say." Master doesn't know where he is now, he traveled all over the world, leaving only two places to stay, one is Beiping and the other is Nanjing, and he said earlier that he will be in Beiping on September 1...... That's right, Hong Lili left that girl, said that she would come to Qingcheng Mountain for a while, and said that she would come and wait for me, look at her expression when she spoke, it was not a joke, I went to the market town in front of me for a few days, one to play, and the other to wait for her...... If she had nothing to do, wouldn't it be nice to have her by her side all the way! This girl, this girl...... This girl, for some reason, is so close to me, I really like her. ”

Xiao Dongshan's heart swelled with sweetness, and after a journey, he felt tired under his feet, and gradually felt that the sunset, the shadow of the trees, and the breeze all revealed a sense of laziness. Xiao Dongshan thought secretly: "How can I feel like this today!" Although I was injured, the internal force was not damaged, when Sister Yang Yang saved me before, she gave up a lot of her own cultivation, and my own internal strength was integrated, which has made me realize my internal strength, which I only realized afterwards, and later with the help of Shaolin Da Huan Pill, the internal force has made great progress, and now I am afraid that I have already passed the sixth realm, although the hands are weak, the feet are windy, the waist is agile, the eyes are bright, and the clothes are like a whole, why is it so tired today, I can't wait to lie down on this road? ”

After walking more than 100 steps, seeing a carriage parked in the distance in front of him, Xiao Dongshan suddenly woke up and said secretly: "It's not good! I'm on the way! I've got to hide. "Thinking of this, look at the side of the road, looking for a place to hide, where can you really see it? I felt in a trance, there were two silver moths covering my eyes, and I chased them with my hands, but the more I rushed, the more I rushed, and after a while, hundreds of silver moths flew up and down in front of me, covering my eyes tightly. Xiao Dongshan used his hand to take out the jade pendant given by the bronze hammer sister he carried, where can he still lift it! I felt lightheaded, and as soon as my body was weak, I fell down.

Faintly felt that Yin'e's mother-in-law put her face on her face, her face was full of smiles, and she heard the young woman laughing in her ears, and then it was dark in the sky, and she was covered by a cloth bag, Xiao Dongshan only felt sleepy, and fell asleep.