Chapter 45: Uncle Save Me
Haizheng was snatched white by him, and his face turned blue with anger. Ah Guang was quick for a while, and when he saw that Haizheng's face was getting more and more ugly, he was also a little afraid, and said, "What's the matter, are you going to spank me again?" Do you think I'm a person who is afraid of being beaten? Haizheng said slowly: "You don't obey discipline, I say one sentence, you have to reply three sentences!" I won't beat you today, I will eat this bowl of rice first! He opened the cloth in his hand and revealed a large bowl with a bowl of white rice, which was covered with a few slices of greens, which were still steaming because of the cloth. Ah Guang walked over and pulled out a pair of chopsticks from the baggage behind Haizheng's back, holding the bowl and eating.
Ah Guang ate half of a bowl of rice, ate all the vegetable leaves, and there was only a little juice on the leftovers, which was still the daily custom, to hand it to Haizheng to eat, and when he looked back, Haizheng was squatting on the road and kept picking up straw.
"Master Haizheng! You come and eat! ”
"Let it go!"
"Oh!"
Ah Guang couldn't help but wonder: "What is Master Haizheng doing when he picks up straw?" At this time, not long after the rice harvest was completed, the ground was full of straw, and after a while, Haizheng picked up a pile. He sat down on a large rock, sat down on one end of the straw under his buttocks, and rubbed it with both hands, and while adding straw to his hands, he pulled back the rope that had been kneaded under his buttocks, and when the straw was finished, he had a long, thin rope. He pulled the ends together and rubbed them together. After a while, a thick rope with multiple strands was ready.
Ah Guang looked at the rope and had an ominous premonition. Sure enough, Haizheng stood up, lifted the rope and looked around, and soon found a rectangular stone that was not too big or less than ten catties in weight, dragging the stone in one hand and rushing towards Ah Guang with the rope in the other. When Ah Guang saw it, he was so frightened that he ran away, although he didn't know what Haizheng was going to do, but it was never a good thing to look at his words and looks.
Haizheng's feet were fast, and with a flick of the rope in his hand, he had already tied Ah Guang's waist, and only pulled it to pull Ah Guang back into the air. I saw that he put the stone behind Ah Guang with his left hand, and with a very fast pull of his right hand, he had tied the stone behind Ah Guang with a straw rope, and he tied the rope into a dead knot, and the knot was left on Ah Guang's back to prevent Ah Guang from tearing it open with his hand.
"Do not do to others what you would not do to yourself, so that you can also taste the taste of carrying a stone behind your back!"
Ah Guang didn't know what Hai Zheng was going to do at first, so he was afraid, but at this time he was not afraid, and his mouth hardened again: "Stinky monk, bully children!" Tie it to you! Tell you, when I meet someone from the government, I will sue you, see how you can exculpate it, and arrest you and spank you! Stinky monk, bully children! Haizheng ignored him and picked up half a bowl of leftover rice and ate it.
Ah Guang shook his shoulders, felt that the stone was not very heavy, and said: "Carry it on your back, what's the big deal, Lao Tzu has a lot of strength, one piece is not enough to carry, it's better to add another piece to Lao Tzu!" ”
Haizheng ignored him, finished eating half a bowl of leftovers, went to the river to wash the dishes and chopsticks, put the baggage on his back, pointed to the riverside path, and said, "Let's go!" ”
The two walked along the path, behind the row of farmhouses, and after a wasteland, Ah Guang only felt that the stones behind him were getting heavier and heavier, and it was noon, and he couldn't help but sweat profusely, but he was also stiff, gritted his teeth, and did not beg for mercy. Haizheng said: "Do you know what it's like to carry a stone behind your back?" Do you still tie stones to small animals? Ah Guang said: "I don't know! ”
After walking for a while, Haizheng asked, "Do you know what it's like to carry a stone behind your back?" Do you still tie stones to small animals? Ah Guang said: "I don't know! ”
After walking a little further, he faintly saw a row of farmhouses in the distance, and Haizheng asked again, "Do you know what it's like to carry a stone behind your back?" Do you still tie stones to small animals? Ah Guang hated and said, "If you abuse me today, he will pay you back ten times a day!" ”
After walking to the farmhouse, with the shade of the trees, Haizheng said: "Take a break!" Ah Guang said angrily: "Don't stop!" "Instead, it went fast. As they walked behind this row of farmhouses, from time to time a farmer and a peasant woman came out to see it, and the two of them ignored it and hurried away.
Walking through this row of farmhouses, and walking less than a mile, I suddenly heard the sound of footsteps behind me, and when I looked back, I saw a big man flying forward. I saw that this person was tall, wearing a soap-colored robe, wearing a square hat, a peacock feather in his ear, and holding a flag in his hand, which looked like a fortune teller at first glance. This person is the iron-blooded catcher Xu Junping.
"Phew! The monk in front of you stays! His voice was like a thunderbolt, and Ah Guang was startled. Amitabha, why did the donor come here? Hai Zheng stood on the side of the road, only to answer this sentence, only to see Xu Junping's banner unfurled, has jumped forward, a pull over Ah Guang, because Ah Guang is two steps behind Haizheng, Hai Zheng does not know what Xu Junping means, the sleeves of the robe shook, so that three points of strength towards Xu Junping, said: "Don't move this child!" ”
Xu Junping shouted: "It's so powerful, it's really a thief monk!" He poked the front door of Hai with his flag, forcing Haizheng to dodge, so he took the opportunity to pull Ah Guang behind him, pulled his hand, and tore off the straw rope, and the stone on Ah Guang's back fell straight down.
Haizheng cheered and said, "The donor is good at kung fu!" Xu Junping sneered and said, "Don't be afraid, child, Uncle has saved you." The stone on Ah Guang's body fell to the ground, and he was so happy that he couldn't hold back a smile, and pointed at Haizheng and said, "Hit him!" Hit him! Xu Junping shouted: "The thief bald donkey who abducted the child, look at the move!" A move "big waves and sand", the anger is surging towards the sea, the sea is obliquely avoided, and three steps back, said: "Donor, slow!" ”
Xu Junping stood still, spread the flag, pointed to it and said: "Thief bald donkey, see clearly, those who abduct the population, kill!" Haizheng looked up, the flag was stretched straight and he could see it clearly, and it read "The people under the command of the King of Han observed the people's feelings, and the envoy made the iron-blooded quick arrest for Tianxingdao, and the murder of the headless bloody case, the adultery, the seizure of property, and the abduction of the population." After the guidance of the ancient waterway people, taking advantage of Yang Yang's destruction of the old flag, Xu Junping rebuilt a banner, and finally wrote the word "make" correctly.
Haizheng hurriedly said: "Donor, it's a big misunderstanding, this child's parents died, and he volunteered to travel with me to the rivers and lakes, and it was definitely not abduction!" Xu Junping sneered and said, "I've seen a lot!" Treacherous people are not clever in their words! Since he voluntarily followed you, why did you abuse him! Hugh has to hide it from me, Xu is doing the right thing for heaven and knows everything, it's not something you can fool! I see that your face is flushed, you must have stolen wine, and you must be a thief monk! Haizheng smiled and said: "Amitabha, the poor monk is born with a red face, there is no way to do it, the children of Buddhism, never dare to touch half a drop of wine!" They don't abuse children. Children will inevitably mess around, just discipline it. If the donor doesn't believe it, he can ask Ah Guang in person. Ah Guang, did you follow me voluntarily, did the poor monk treat you badly in the past? ”
Xu Junping looked back at Ah Guang, Ah Guang said with a bitter face: "Not only did he drink wine, but he also stole the chicken in front of him to eat!" He abducted me, beat and scolded me at every turn, tortured me in every way, Uncle saved me! Uncle save me! When he shouted, "Uncle save me," he was unspeakably miserable and pitiful. Xu Junping was so angry that he shouted, "Wow, yes", and picked up the flag to hit Haizheng. Haizheng hurriedly took two steps back and said, "Ah Guang, this matter is not trivial, no joke!" Let's be honest! "Ah Guang hid behind Xu Junping and stuck out his tongue and made a grimace, where could Xu Junping see it? Ah Guang shouted again, "Hit him!" Hit him! ”
Xu Junping rushed up with anger, and he spread his banners like a big peng spreading his wings, shrouding a trail in a strong wind. Haizheng had no choice but to make a mistake with both fists, braked statically, avoided the real and hit the void, and was entangled with Xu Junping closely. Haizheng made a set of bright fists, mainly fighting, hitting with the middle, and hitting both, Xu Junping took a few moves, and kept retreating, but it was not invincible, but he wanted to pull away and use the flag to cover Haizheng.
The two tugged and fought for a while. For a while, Haizheng wore into the flag, Xu Junping couldn't help retreating, and for a while, Xu Junping's flag hit his face, Haizheng couldn't help retreating, Ah Guang couldn't help but enjoy it, and couldn't help stroking his palms and applauding loudly.
For the first time in his life, Haizheng dealt with such a strange weapon as the flag, and it was not as good as Yang Yang's treasure knife, so he cut the flag with one sword, so he didn't dare to be careless and took more defensive positions. He studied all kinds of martial arts in the Damo Academy, and he was also a martial arts idiot, and he wanted to see more of the wonders of a few banners, and he didn't make a lot of skills, but watched while fighting, and led Xu Junping to make moves. Xu Junping's banner really has some doorways, and it is difficult to figure out the virtual and the real, rolling, wrapping, poking, beating, and turning, making the furnace pure and the sea falling.
Suddenly, Xu Junping jumped back two steps and said loudly: "The monk is good at kung fu, and Xu doesn't take advantage of you!" As he spoke, he put the flag into the ground, and the flagpole was half a foot into the ground, standing straight.