Chapter Twenty-Seven: Thou Comfort Thou Horses
The culprit, Wu Di, got into an empty guest room:
"......the My heart was going to crack open and I would have had a heart attack if I stayed a little longer. ”
Listening to Hao Yuyang, who was scolding madly outside, Wu Di lowered his head and looked at the two things in the tray:
Of course, the golden ticket must be put away, but I don't know what to use this fan for.
Wu Di was panicked just now, and took everything he could on the table, but took this extra fan.
Also, it is impossible to return it, this kind of evidence presented in court is very inappropriate to bring on your body, so you have to quickly find a place to destroy the evidence.
Where to?
Stove room!
It's definitely right inside the stove! When the time comes, who will be able to recognize whether this pile is firewood or bamboo chips?
Waiting for Hao Yuyang, who was crazy outside, to calm down, Wu Di found an opportunity to jump out of the window, identified the direction and hurriedly ran back to the stove room.
When he was opening the window of the stove room, Zhang Wei rushed out with a panicked face.
"Ah Wei!?"
"Old Wu?"
The two bumped into each other, and Ah Wei asked, "You, what did you just do?" What are you panicking about? ”
Wu Di: "I, I, I, my situation is a bit complicated...... It's not clear for the time being, what are you panicking about? ”
Zhang Wei explained very well: "I was almost raped! ”
Wu Di didn't know what Zhang Wei wanted to express at all, so he shook Zhang Wei hard:
"Be sober! Calm down! You are a big man, only you take advantage of others, no one can take advantage of you! ”
Zhang Wei wanted to cry without tears: "It's the fat woman just now......"
The fat woman just now? And the heavy King Tiger tank? That 70,000-ton Yamato-class battleship?
That's too tragic......
Wu Di was dumbfounded: "You...... Alas! ”
A long sigh and condolences.
Zhang Wei's eyes were slightly red, and he wiped his tears and said: "Just now, that fat woman was full of thoughts, and she actually wanted to rape me!" So I, so I, so I did! ”
Wu Di was shocked: "You did it?????? ”
Zhang Wei nodded slowly.
Looking at his messy clothes, Wu Di was full of grief: "Brother, do you want me to keep it secret, or publicly commend you for the sacrifices you have made for the troops?" Oh, there's no sarcasm in that......"
Zhang Wei let go of Wu Di's hand: "You comfort your uncle, I mean, I did her!" What do you think! ”
Wu Di was shocked: "Did it?" Did she do? You killed her? ”
"Nonsense! Who is the Tube? Dare to rape me, the emperor of Japan, I am a shark! The ashes are all gone! Besides, scum deserve to die! ”
Wu Di almost died of anger: "You! Whether she deserves to die or not, how can you kill the people of the Panyun Sect, do you know how much uproar this will cause!? ”
It's over, I shouldn't have left just now, I should have been following Ah Wei. I didn't expect him to cause such a big disaster as soon as he left.
Isn't this the result of an alliance between Yandao and Yanbo Island?
King Kong Island will face two fifth-order sects attacking!
"It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over!" Wu Di was about to scratch his head on the spot.
Zhang Wei knew that he had failed to obey the order and had caused a big disaster, so he lowered his head and did not dare to speak.
When Wu Di scratched his head, the folding fan "snapped" and fell out of his arms.
Zhang Wei picked it up: "Folding fan? Whose is this? ”
"Who is this thing...... Oh! That's right! ”
Wu Di woke up, snatched the fan suddenly, and pulled Zhang Wei up: "Tell me, when you resisted just now, did anyone else see it?" Did anyone else hear it? ”
"Wow! Talk about it! Co-authors are strong and rape, and they have to pick a place that someone appreciates to do things, right? It must be a place where no one will come if I cut my throat! ”
Wu Di nodded: "That's good!" Take me there! ”
Zhang Wei thought that Wu Di was going to help him destroy the corpse, so he hurriedly took him back to the fat woman's residence.
When I arrived at the place, there were still traces of fighting, tables, chairs, benches and benches were missing arms and legs, and teacups and dishes were shattered all over the place.
After all, both of them were monks in the foundation building period, and Zhang Wei estimated that he used his strength to resist to keep his chastity, so there was a mess in this woman's room.
Zhang Wei said: "This broken place was almost demolished by us, and it is estimated that it will be difficult to destroy the corpses." ”
Wu Di said angrily: "Nonsense! A fat woman of more than 300 catties, destroying the corpse and destroying the traces? How to destroy? Making barbecued pork buns is enough for the two of us to eat for a month! Do you want to destroy the corpse at this time? Dream! ”
Zhang Wei was helpless: "What should I do then?" ”
"See." Wu Di took out Hao Yuyang's folding fan and threw it under the bed.
Then he quickly fled the scene with Zhang Wei and returned to the stove room.
Close the window and lock the door, and everyone will be fine.
After a while, Zhang Wei figured out that Wu Di's trick just now seemed to be a false accusation.
Zhang Wei didn't want to go: "Old Wu, wouldn't it be too immoral to plant a false accusation like this, whose fan is it?" ”
Wu: "Hao Yuyang's." ”
Zhang: "Oh, that's fine. ”
What, when I think of my brother's business trip, the main reason is to block him.
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In the evening of the same day, at dinner time, the disciple who guarded the door opened the big lock of the stove room, and saw that the table was lifted and the meat and rice were scattered on the ground, so the two of them sat in place and waited.
The guard sneered: "Heh, I can't see that the master doesn't even eat, two earth dogs, I didn't expect it to be quite backbone." ”
Wu Di said: "What about our head, what did you do to him?" ”
"In the realm of my Panyun Sect, who dares to do anything to Wu Zhenren?" mentioned Wu Di, this female disciple began to spring again: "But the real person talks extraordinary, and it is really the posture of heaven and man......"
Wu Di and Zhang Wei looked at each other for a while: It seems that Lao Shen is doing well, and he hasn't goofed yet.
"Hmph, Wu Zhenren can afford to look down on you two, you two turtles! Come with me! ”
The female disciple took Wu Di and Zhang Wei all the way through and came directly to a large living room, where there was still a cup of hot tea on the table, and it was obvious that there was still someone just now.
The female disciple pointed to the table: "Stand here!" Wu Zhenren will come over immediately! ”
The two of them immediately stood at the table and waited for Shen Dongting.
When the two of them were bored, a voice under the table whispered, "No one else, right?" ”
Wu Di and Zhang Wei were stunned for a moment, and immediately lifted the tablecloth and looked under the table:
"it!"
"What are you hiding here?"
Shen Dongting actually hid under the table!
After confirming that there was no one else in the room, Shen Dongting got out of the table and gasped in shock.
Wu Di asked, "What's wrong with you?" Don't shake, what's wrong? ”
Shen Dongting swallowed his saliva and pointed to the cup of tea on the table: "Do you know who poured this cup of tea for?" ”
The two shook their heads: "Hen (don't know)"
Shen Dongting said in a deep voice: "Hao Yuyang! ”
"Shhh Wu Di and Zhang Wei suddenly gasped!
It means that Shen Dongting and Hao Yuyang have just been in a room, and there is only one table apart! It's just a little bit away from a goof! Little bit!
Shen Dongting pointed back and forth at the two of them: "What kind of situation I encountered today, I'll tell you two when I go back!" ”
Wu Di &...... Zhang Wei: "Then I have to say a night"
It seems that after the brothers and sisters acted separately today, each of them had a period of uncertainty.