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The first princess of the feudal kingdom, who had just arrived in socialist China, thought that she had a certain understanding of the country after an afternoon of wandering through the streets. For the latest free chapters of this book, please visit wèn. At the beginning of Master Zhou's crossing, with Ula as a staff officer, he took the trouble to go around several small villages to observe the customs of Baiyue Kingdom, so that he dared to enter the city of the strange world, and it was under the leadership of the local Lilia. Comparing the two, the difference in the personalities of the sick princess and the Ula mystery can be seen.

Uramy's cautious Cheng dù is actually not much higher than the sick princess, she will be so careful mainly to be responsible for the master around her. Now that the sick princess has crossed over, the person who needs to be responsible has been replaced by Lord Zhou, and the princess still thinks that this man took this big circle around him to appreciate the customs, in her opinion, although this country is a little dazzling, but it is not a big deal. In fact, Zhou Shu didn't plan to expose this woman to too many new things in one go, for fear that she wouldn't be able to remember. If he really wanted the sick princess to understand the world as soon as possible, Zhou Shu would directly put her in front of the computer and play the video.

There was once a One Thousand and One Nights time-traveling and anti-time-travel movie, in which the twentieth-century lamp god was used to give Hiranzade and Sinbad modern knowledge through guò television.

The princess status of the sick princess forced her to be conceited, and she had to pretend not to understand, which directly led her to ask Master Zhou to give her the language of the country.

Before, the two walked around the pedestrian street and went to the mall, where they ate various snacks and played arcade machines. The sick princess shook the joystick wildly to manipulate the characters on the screen, thanks to the mobile phone given to her by Zhou Shu There was a temple escape, and she recognized these things quite quickly with a certain amount of game experience. In the face of such a talented anti-traverser, Master Zhou did not hesitate to praise the words, and threw it away, which made the sick princess burst with self-confidence.

At this time, the two of them opened a private room in an Internet café, and since they only had one ID card, they could only share a computer. The sick princess frowned at the smell of smoke in the room and the disgusting smell of men, but she said her request, "I want to learn your language." ”

Master Zhou smiled. I have a foundation in alphabetic language plus the ability to communicate with the heart to quickly learn simple and easy-to-understand lingua franca, and I have to be laughed at by Midali every day about the accent problem, saying that Miss, you have no head and no brains to learn our square words, the joke is big, right?

The sick princess said that she would learn to learn, and immediately asked how the pronunciation and writing of 'White Night Country' and 'Princess' were.

Fortunately, Zhou Shu was on the computer in front of him, and he paraphrased the word 'White Night Country' according to the request of the studious lady, and typed these three words out on the computer.

Let's say that the sick princess is too conceited. She was a little clever enough to quickly understand that the 'word' of the Chinese character was made up of something called 'pianpangbushou', not letters. The combination of 'word' and 'word' is much more complex than the lingua franca.

Master Zhou happily watched the serious woman beside him repeatedly write the name of her beloved motherland in the palm of her hand, and the things she wrote were always messy after ten minutes. It's not that there is one less point in the night word, or the apostrophe on the white word is pressed to the national character, in short, there is no rote memorization talent.

The sick princess is actually not a serious person. She belongs to the type of type that has very strong logical thinking and reasoning skills, and is otherwise mediocre. After working for a long time, she finally "memorized" the two "phrases" that she had been struggling with, and then lamented the inconvenience of the primitive backwardness of this kind of writing.

Master Zhou remembered that he had talked to this woman about the market economy, and she showed a disdainful face about it at that time. At that time, Zhou Shu might have argued with her for a word or two, but now that he is mature, he just smiled and watched this powerful princess make idiots there, and remembered her cute appearance in his head.

The sick princess's ice and snow cleverness is not covered. She was very upset with Zhou Shu's smile looking at her, and immediately asked, 'What's wrong?'

Zhou Shu hurriedly waved his hand, "No, no, no, eldest lady, you are perfect, a model in the princess world." There was an undisguised perfunctory tone in his words, and this attitude made the princess even more panicked, believing that she must have done something stupid unintentionally just now.

Looking at the sick princess who was in a panic and in a hurry, Master Zhou deeply realized the phrase 'people have many faces'. Presumably, only in this world can he see His Royal Highness Naloloflander with such a face.

In order to divert this topic, Master Zhou copied the scenes in the movie, searched for the video of Apollo's moon landing on the computer, and showed it to the sick princess.

"This is what it looks like for humans to fly to the moon, which is not in the lingua franca of the word 'yuzhou', which refers to the vast space beyond the 'xingqiu' in which we live. ”

It is undoubtedly cruel to teach a man who thinks he is knowledgeable a whole bunch of knowledge that he does not know.

The little conceit of the sick princess was shocked by the content in the video. After she finished reading a comparison chart of the volume of a set of stars, and listened to the bad-eyed Zhou Shu explain the size of the universe, she sincerely felt the insignificance of herself, a princess.

Zhou Shu is also very rare, and he wants to be strong in front of this woman. He also searched for footage of the explosion of the nuclear bomb, and explained the principle and lethality of the nuclear bomb with the pitiful understanding of a liberal arts student. When the poor sick princess heard that the 'big fat man' and the 'little boy' had killed 100,000 people in a minute, she was no longer panicked at her ignorance, but fearful.

Zhou Shu looked at her strangely. He asked, "What's wrong?"

The sick princess didn't answer, but asked rhetorically, "Can you help me contact Miss Grey Witch?"

"Yes, yes, but why are you suddenly asking this?"

The sick princess gritted her teeth, not knowing whether to say what she was thinking at this time. After hesitating for a while, she shook her head and said to Zhou Shu with a very sad expression: "Please send me home......"

"Huh?" Zhou Shu blinked inexplicably, she was scared and wanted to go home? Impossible, right? Master Zhou, who knew the allusion to the dead sheep, hurriedly apologized, "Miss, I was wrong, I just wanted to tease you, I didn't dare next time." I'm willing to beat and punish your eldest lady at will, and it's not a husband and wife fight, what do you mean by going back to your parents' house. ”

Zhou Shu's joke didn't work, the sick princess still had a sad expression, and she asked in a tone that was about to cry, "Zhou Shu." You sue me, how much of the stuff you just said is fake?"

"Uh...... It's all ...... It's true. I said, big sister, what's wrong with you?"

"It's all ...... Really?" The sick princess who got the answer suddenly burst into tears, and then stood up from the sofa of the Internet café with tears streaming down her face, and said in her usual commanding tone and a rare cry: "Send me back, I will mobilize the army to destroy the Two Realms Gate!!"

If Ula Riddle was here, she would definitely be able to guess the concerns of the sick princess, a princess, two minutes ago, and Zhou Shu didn't have that ability. But now it's been figured out.

"Are you afraid that my country will launch a war of aggression against the White Moon Country? ”

This is simply a fantasy, Zhou Shu can't imagine what the news network said one day: "In the early hours of this morning, our People's Liberation Army launched a self-defense counterattack against the fascist empire of another world that vainly tried to occupy our territory...... and until the time of the power generation, my heroic PLA soldiers conquered the border fortress of the enemy country "If this really happens, he feels that even if he fights for his life, he will help Baiyue Country again."

Seeing the man in front of him, he denied it so simply. The sick princess asked rhetorically, "Is it really impossible?"

In order to reassure this woman, Zhou Shu said very irresponsibly that the possibility of his country launching an invasion was zero, and that such a thing would never happen.

The sick princess snorted her nose in a lost image, "That's not good, send me back." ”

This woman of your sister is so hard to coax!

It's not that the sick princess is difficult to coax, but that Zhou Shu is too perfunctory. In his opinion, the sick princess is nothing more than a worry. It's like those overly sensitive girls who are worried that their husbands who come home late from overtime have an affair. In fact, the princess was resolute, and she could see that Zhou Shu's declaration of zero possibility was just comforting herself, how could there be such an absolute thing in this world?

For a princess, the sudden appearance of a powerful neighbor who could easily wipe out her own country naturally cut off the possibility of inducing aggression. This is just like the earthlings are worried about the alien invasion of themselves, if there is really a wave of Saiyans coming to the earth at this time, then the heads of state of the world must be more worried than the sick princess at this time.

Zhou Shu is now repentant, what are you doing to scare children when you are idle! People just came and scared themselves away, what can I do?

The sick princess cried sadly, she knew very well that the decision she had just made was equivalent to saying goodbye to Zhou Shu directly. Destroying the Gate of the Two Realms means that the two will be separated in two worlds forever. I just reunited with the person I liked, and the other party became unusually willing to be close to me, but I didn't expect good luck to come and go quickly. Before they had time to enjoy the feeling of happiness, they were going to be separated from him.

For the first princess of reason, there is actually only one choice between the state and private feelings, and the option of private feelings is destined to be gray and cannot be chosen. It is impossible for her to bear the shadow that the country will be invaded by stronger enemies and stay with the people she likes, and she is not an iron princess. Not so selfish and not so irresponsible.

Zhou Shu, who just wanted to show his strong side, was decisively strengthened by a woman again, and in the face of the sick princess with tears pouring out of tears, he really didn't know what to do to dispel her thoughts.

Not to mention the possibility of the armies of the world on their side launching an invasion of other worlds, it is absolutely impossible for the Gray Witch and Aleusha alone to agree to destroy the Two Realms Gate. The two of them obviously want to do business between the two worlds, how could they let the road to riches that they had built so hard be forcibly demolished?

With the power displayed by the magic world, the two of the White Moon Country and the Forest Country together are not enough for others to fight. The martial arts powerhouse or something against Aleusha is basically for nothing, and the fir princess who killed the moon-level master in seconds was trained to have a mental illness, isn't it thanks to Aleusha that she captured people alive? And Aleusha is not a powerful magician at all, but a local tyrant classmate of the gray witch, the female ** silk in the magic world. A rich second generation is strong like this, so how strong does the Rasputin family have to be? Can Bai Yueguo beat it?

Historically, countries that want to close themselves off and refuse to trade with other countries are doomed to be opened by force, such as the Black Ship Incident in Japan, the Treaty of Nanjing in the Qing Dynasty, and North Korea is still locked up, and the end is not difficult to predict.

If the sick princess really launched an army and insisted on going her own way, it is conceivable that the kind of magic bullet that the Gray Witch said at the beginning that can be used in a global precision-guided fixed-point strike, and can overturn Sputnik, will definitely be the first to land on her cute skull.

Maybe you don't need it, how can you use it so much trouble for the sick princess? Aleusha took her iron ball and went directly to the royal capital to rob people. No one could stop her anyway. At that time, the sick princess who once bullied the fir princess enough will be revisited, but the unlucky person this time is her, and it can be regarded as a report of the present world.

Master Zhou thought about it and finally made up his mind, he must not let that stupid woman do it.

Even if I dig the cellar and lock you up today, I won't let you go back!

Although Zhou Shu was determined to convince the sick princess, he didn't have the ability. Helplessly, the only person who can help in this kind of thing is the clever Ula Mystery who runs all over the ground.

"You wait for me for a while, I'll go to the toilet!" said Master Zhou to the princess with a resolute face and tears in her eyes. And then I really ran to WC.

The kind of local sanitary conditions in the Internet café can be imagined, and Zhou Shu can't care so much about changing the Ula mystery in a single room.

When poor Ula saw his position, he thought that the master had some physiological need, and immediately sat on the toilet and parted his legs as if he were fated. It seemed to her that the master, who had always been considerate of herself, would make a request in such a place so disregardingly, and must have encountered something that he could not bear to bear.

Master Zhou couldn't cry or laugh. In this case, eldest sister, you can give me a little strictness!

In a few words, he talked a little about the recent events, and then talked about the troubles in front of him. In the end, Zhou Shu said the most sincere 'sorry' in his life to his girlfriend. He also knew that he was sorry for the mystery of Ulla, and there was no need to repeat those lack of morality. Now that the eyebrows are burned, I remember that Zhong Wuyan can fight, and a man can do this at the upper limit.

Ula Mystery was naturally angry after hearing what happened, don't say 'sorry', even if Zhou Shu only said these two words in the rest of his life, it would be difficult for Ula Mystery to forgive him. But smart women don't scream for nothing. Ula Mystery knows what he wants, nothing more than hoping to have a certain initiative in front of his master, so that he can force him to correct his mistakes and avoid risks when he makes mistakes. Ula Mystery has never thought of herself as the master's girlfriend, although she will be jealous, but this is just nature, she is very clear about her position, no other, just a summon.

Sometimes figuring out what you really want is the hardest part. Ula didn't think that whining like a shrew in the disgusting smell of the toilet at this moment would improve her status in the eyes of her master, so she was very calm. Instead of getting angry, try to find a way to help your master and show your reliable side in front of him.

Zhou Shu felt sorry, and didn't say much to his girlfriend who was holding his chest and closing his legs, and all the key parts of his legs were covered, not wanting to disturb his girlfriend's thinking.

After about two minutes, Ula Mystery whispered his idea in his master's ear. Very simple. Take advantage of the sick princess's ignorance of this world and lie to her directly. As for the core of the deception, Master Zhou felt that it might work after hearing it.

Ula Myri, who had completed his mission, looked at Zhou Shu with an embarrassed face, and asked helplessly, "What are you thinking?"

Zhou Shu, who was suddenly questioned, hurriedly clarified. "I'm not thinking about any of the mess, really, I swear!" he said, taking off his coat and putting it on his girlfriend to prove he didn't have that bad intentions.

Seeing that he was also amused like this, Ula took the initiative to kiss him on the lips.

"I know what you're thinking. Let me guess, you're in a quandary, you want me to go back to the Book of Calling, but you're too embarrassed to speak?"

Zhou Shu, who was seen through his thoughts, blushed, "Long live understanding." This place is so inconvenient, I'll let you out when I get home. ”

Ula shook his head, "No, just call me when it's convenient for you, or talk to me about it if you have a problem like today." ”

Zhou Shu also knew that what his girlfriend said was angry, but he didn't have time to have more mushrooms now, someone outside the toilet must have heard the voice of Ula Mystery, and now Bacheng wants to be crooked, so he should hurry up and leave before there is no chaos.

Recall Ula Mystery, Zhou Shu returned to the sick princess, Master Zhou found that she was no longer crying, and was smirking at himself with red eyes, it was a kind of laughter that fate played tricks on him and couldn't resist, so he had to accept it helplessly. Zhou Shu didn't know that he would feel such complex emotions from an expression for Mao, but he felt it anyway.

Master Zhou couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. Shouldn't these princesses want to give their bodies to themselves, conceive their own children, and then say goodbye again?

This kind of bridge often appeared in the days when European writers fought against the church literature that advocated abstinence, and the protagonists were mostly nobles and farmers' daughters, and the singleness of its story mode was comparable to that of Xianxia-themed online texts, and Zhou Shu was unfortunately right. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Biquge www.biquge.info to vote for recommendations and monthly passes, your support is my biggest motivation. For mobile phone users, please go to M to read. )