Chapter 189: Takejiro Chifushi
Yan Qing was stunned for a moment, and avoided it with a sliding step: "Uncle Shi, are you going to perform a stunt?" ”
Wu Song put away his posture and shook his head: "Don't fight!" Xiao Yanqing, you can indeed be called unparalleled in the world in terms of sumo wrestling skills, and if you continue to fight, you can't help it, so let's stop! Take the bonus in front, it's time for Uncle Shi to go! ”
Yan Qing's mind was exquisite, and she smiled with relief when she heard this: "Uncle Xie!" ”
Beckoned back: "Come on, offer a bonus!" ”
A plate of sparkling silver and a box of yellow-orange-orange gold were brought up. Wu Song whistled, and out of nowhere came a smiling little brother with a huge burden on his back. Wu Song lifted the furoshiki, and inside was a huge frame. Wu Song picked up two plates of gold and silver and poured them into it. Then he said goodbye to Yan Qing with a smile: "Xiao Yanqing, don't fall over for others, then Uncle Shi's face will also be lost to you!" ”
Then Chong Wu beckoned: "Senior brother, let's go!" ”
Wu Zhao was stunned: "Where to go?" ”
Wu Song smiled: "Your general's mansion!" Master asked me to inspect your kung fu and art of war, to see if you were lazy after entering Chang'an. Why don't you be tested here? ”
Wu Zhao hurriedly jumped up: "Okay, you surnamed Wu, Master asked you to come to see me, and you came to beat my brother and earn my gold and silver?" ”
Wu Song was proud like a child who had just succeeded in mischievous: "Who does the silver earn or not?" Fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders, and your senior brother does not spend this silver by himself, but also has to be filial to the master. Let's go, senior brother is very hungry! ”
Wu Zhao had a black line in his head, and he had to follow Wu Song to leave from the backstage, leaving the stunned people unable to come back to their senses.
Yan Qing sent a carriage to send a few people back to the house, and Wu Zhao asked Wu Song: "Senior brother, has the old man also come to Chang'an?" ”
Wu Song shook his head: "Master is going to Cuihua Mountain to visit friends, let me stop by to see you." What do you think? How does it feel to protect the world? ”
Wu Zhao smiled self-deprecatingly: "Where can I call it a guardian of the world?" In troubled times, just take advantage of the trend. The Japanese invaded in the north, Guishan in the south and the middle of the country were in turmoil, and my brother was full of lawsuits! Senior brother, when can you leave the school? I'm waiting for you to help me! ”
Wu Song's dark and thick eyebrows showed: "You have to ask Master about this, his old man, if you can catch Senior Brother's ten moves, I will take you to see Master!" ”
Wu Zhao was a little panicked when he heard this: "Bare hands? Blades? ”
Wu Song shook his head: "Add it up." Hold on for five rounds with your bare hands and five rounds with your blade, even if you win, how? ”
Wu Zhao thought for a while: "Okay! Deal! ”
After returning home, Wu Zhao personally selected the ingredients, decided on the dishes, and ordered someone to buy three jars of good Du Kang wine, and renovated a very sumptuous banquet.
As soon as the three jars of wine were placed aside, Wu Song smiled: "Senior brother, do you want to get me drunk Wu Er, so that you can win me while I'm drunk?" Then you are wrong, my Wu Er is different from others, if you have a sense of alcohol, you will have more ability; If you have a very alcoholic feeling, then you will add a very good ability! If you don't drink, you still have a chance. When I'm done drinking, I'm afraid you won't be able to catch a single trick. ”
Wu Zhao looked incredulous: "If you want to drink a bowl or two bowls, my junior brother believes that you still have the strength to fight." I want to drink a jar, junior brother, I really don't believe in this evil! ”
Wu Song slapped open a jar of wine: "Then it's decided, after drinking these three jars of wine, senior brother will accompany you to play." You don't need ten moves, six moves, you can catch six moves, senior brother goes to ask the master, go down the mountain with you! ”
Wu Zhaohu said suspiciously: "Do it after drinking?" Three moves each with bare hands and blades? Senior brother, don't go back. ”
Wu Song looked at the wine in the altar and exclaimed: "The color is like amber, which makes people can't control the wine worms!" He put his nose to the mouth of the altar and sniffed: "Well, good wine!" There's no smell of sweat medicine, count you kid honest! Okay, it's a word! ”
Wu Zhaoming ordered the maid to be diligent in taking the lamp. Wu Song ate meat with his right hand, and drank wine in his left hand to the bowl, and did not come to persuade Wu Zhao to drink. In the blink of an eye, a jar of wine bottomed out, and the little maid pouring wine next to her looked straight in her eyes.
Wu Zhao sighed and admired: "Senior brother, it's really a lot!" However, this wine is the famous Langzhong Boring pressed wine, although the entrance is mellow, the stamina is enough. Don't overdo it, you won't be able to get up after a while. One jar is enough, don't drink it anymore. Come, eat vegetables and eat vegetables, the chef in the junior brother's mansion is the imperial chef sent by the little emperor, and his skills are very good! ”
Wu Song was arrogant: "It's just an altar, it's just an appetizer!" Again, the wine worm in your brother's stomach has just woken up! Come! ”
Wu Zhao was helpless and motioned to the little maid to continue pouring wine. Wu Song was also not polite, and ate a whole chicken, two elbows, and a large plate of beef, looking very satisfied: "Senior brother, you don't know, you have a hard life with the master, I haven't enjoyed it so much for a long time!" Come, little girl, pour the wine! ”
Less than one stick of incense, the second jar of wine is also gone. Wu Zhao ordered the little maid to retreat: "You go down and take the wine away." ”
Wu Song grabbed the wine jar: "Senior brother, I bought everything, I am reluctant to let my senior brother drink it?" ”
Wu Zhao went to hug the wine jar: "Senior brother, I really can't drink it." This wine is not like ordinary wine, it has a long stamina. The junior brother is so big, I have never seen anyone who can drink a whole jar. Even if the senior brother has a large number of unparalleled numbers, the two altars are really enough. If you drink it again, you will lose your body, and the junior brother in front of the master will not be able to explain. ”
Wu Song stood up, a somersault turned up, his fingers supported the ground, and his legs were steady towards the sky: "What are two jars of wine?" When my brother was young, he used to secretly drink all the wine in the small shop on the street overnight, and he didn't practice the same way the next day? ”
Wu Zhao sighed: "Senior brother is really a celestial! Anyway, after drinking this jar, you must not drink it again. ”
Wu Song's eyes rolled: "Senior brother, aren't you just using a trick to provoke me to drink?" Don't pretend, since this wine has been taken out, the senior brother will drink it! Stretching out the wine bowl to the little maid: "Come, pour the wine!" ”
The amber liquor slowly flowed out, Wu Song's eyes lit up, and he licked his lips: "Good wine, this wine is really powerful!" As soon as he put down his stomach, he simply waved his hand: "Don't pour it, just give it to me!" ”
With his right hand, he bends over, tilts his head, and swallows heavily. The wine flows in the mouth, and not a single drop is wasted.
A jar of wine flowed into his stomach like this, and Wu Song's stomach finally bulged. Putting down the jar, Wu Song let out a sigh of relief and put on a drunken fist posture: "Hahahaha!" It's fun! Brother, come, pick me up three punches! ”
Wu Zhaoxu nodded his stomach: "Senior brother, isn't your stomach swollen?" ”
Wu Song shook his head: "It's okay, I'll go to the thatched house after the fight!" ”
Wu Zhao smiled evilly: "Senior brother, you better go early, I'm afraid it's too late." ”
Wu Song was stunned for a moment, and suddenly there was a loud gurgling noise in his stomach: "Stinky boy, what did you put in the wine?" Croton? ”
Wu Zhao suddenly rushed up, an ordinary long fist: "The first move, the white snake spits out the letter!" ”
Wu Song bent down to cover his stomach and lowered his head to dodge: "Slow down!" Let me go to the hut first! ”
Wu Zhao couldn't help laughing: "Hahahahaha!" It's late! Senior brother, I'm afraid you will smell that there is very little croton in the wine. If you hadn't drunk the three jars in one go, this croton wouldn't have an attack for a while. But now that it's happening, you don't have a chance! The second trick, the green dragon swings its tail! ”
Wu Song stretched out his feet to block it, and suddenly shouted: "Stinky boy, stop!" Out, out, out......"
Wu Zhao dodged to block: "Admit defeat or not?" If you don't admit defeat, you don't even want to know where the thatched house is. Hahaha! ”
Wu Song shouted: "My Wu Er crisscrosses the rivers and lakes, when have you ever been defeated?" I'm not convinced! ”
(End of chapter)