As soon as he entered the door, his father was furious, and he looked up to the sky and roared:

"What are you doing?"

"Well, I broke through to the platinum rank in the global martial arts game, and I went to sign a three-year fifth-level seed contract with the martial arts hall."

As he spoke, Jiang Xiaoyou pulled open his clothes, took out a yellow envelope from the pocket inside his clothes, tore the envelope, and tied a stack of brand-new fifty hundred-yuan federal coins in a circle with a cowhide band.

Jiang Xiaoyou untied the cowhide band and put a pile of brand-new 100 yuan federal coins on the dining table.

"It's five thousand dollars, take it and spend it.

"Well, what else are you doing?"

Jiang Xiaoyou looked at the smashed plate on the ground and said knowingly.

The husband and wife looked at each other's fluffy hair, and the marks on their faces were reddened. They glanced at each other, and the atmosphere was strangely awkward.

"Brother, you liar, you bastard (;) ≥ dish ≤), you big badass! ”

Sister Yu stared at the crying red eyes, the eyes were swollen like the mouth of a goldfish, and she scolded as she ran.

"Wait, what did I lie to you (゚o゚;?)

Jiang Xiaoyou pressed his sister's head, his sister's head was pressed against Jiang Xiaoyou's palm, and her two arms whirred like two big windmills, but she couldn't touch Jiang Xiaoyou at all.

"Where's my chocolate giant?"

"What do you think this is?"

Jiang Xiaoyou lifted the chocolate box in his right hand.

"Ahh ･ω･｡ )ﾉ♡？ ”

"(ಡ艸ಡ)poof,"

My sister burst into tears and laughed instantly.

Jiang Xiaoyou let go of his palm, and his sister spread it out like a little rabbit and smiled with a smile holding the box of the chocolate giant.

"The chocolate giant asked for five hundred federal coins without discount, and Jiang Xiaoyou bought it with his own money."

At this time, my father silently looked at the five thousand yuan on the table, his throat clicked, and he said hesitantly:

"It's all your mother who is quite unreasonable and turns over some old accounts."

"Obviously, you pulled it up first."

"Oh ( ́-ω-'), that's right, I haven't eaten in the afternoon, Mom, you can cook first, I'm a little hungry."

"It's not my brother (=^^=),They quarreled because they bought you a mobile phone.,Say you don't practice martial arts well! (๑•̀ᄇ•́)و✧, do not seek to improve. Not only scolded, but also moved. ”

Jiang Xiaoyou looked at his sister quietly, he really never expected it

"You're still a little knife expert."

I complained like this in my heart.

My sister couldn't help but feel a little proud when Jiang Xiaoyou looked at her, "Hey, hey, my brother must think I'm smart, maybe buy me a chocolate giant next time, I'm really smart!" (~_~; )”

The atmosphere became awkward again for a while, and everyone's faces showed strange expressions.

Jiang Xiaoyou is calm and calm, taking retreat as advance

"Then let's do it, I'll give my phone to Dad, and he will give me the old phone, and I can just make a call."

If there were conflicts and contradictions in the past, the mobile phone would naturally be taken back, but today, Jiang Xiaoyou's contract for three years and fifth-level seeds is naturally different.

"What's the matter, it's convenient for you to take your mobile phone and send a message or something."

"Well, just take it, don't be proud of your small achievements, others have become martial artists at your age."

Before the words fell, I skillfully took two thousand federal coins from the table, and I went to buy two cigarettes, and I went to see your grandfather this week.

Turning around, Jiang Xiaoyou clearly saw a smile on his face.

However, the percussive education of Chinese fathers is really low-level, and it turns out that the success rate of this kind of percussive education is not successful.

After eating, Jiang Xiaoyou went into his bedroom.

This is a very narrow bedroom, but it is larger than the parents' bedroom, and the parents and sister are crammed into a small bedroom just to let Jiang Xiaoyou have a better rest.

Jiang Xiaoyou sat cross-legged on the bed, the porcelain bottle in his hand was very tightly sealed, and the cork needed a special bottle suction device to absorb the cork and lift it up before the cork could be opened.

The cork was opened, and a spicy and pungent smell of medicine filled his nose, Jiang Xiaoyou quickly poured a blood-red pill into his mouth and quickly plugged the cork into the mouth of the bottle.

A rapid medicinal energy surged from the esophagus to his whole body, and the rising heat was like a small snake drilling all over his body, and a layer of fine beads of sweat appeared all over his body. Cross-legged hands holding the flower Ruyi Tongxin seal.

Jiang Xiaoyou gritted his gums and used the basic mental method to run the milk, and the basic mental method was like an old donkey who did not listen to the call, slowly refining this beating qi machine, a quarter of an hour, two quarters of an hour, three quarters of an hour.

After two full hours, Jiang Xiaoyou finally finished refining the medicinal power of this Red Blood Pill, Jiang Xiaoyou looked at his arm circumference, which was almost a little thicker,

"Poor and rich in martial arts, the ancients really didn't deceive me."

Jiang Xiaoyou puffed out his arms, feeling that he had almost increased his strength by thirty catties, that is, fifteen kilograms.

"Hehe, at this rate, I can take three more pills to reach the standard of a high-level martial arts student."

Of course, this is Jiang Xiaoyou's imagination, he has never taken pills, he has not even eaten meat before, his body is very thirsty, and the pills are equivalent to making up for a part of the deficit in his body, so it naturally grew rapidly for the first time.

According to the martial arts hall, it is best to eat one pill every three days or more, every time the pill melts, there will be some residual medicinal power in the body, and during these three days, through training, the residual medicinal power will be continuously refined, so that the body can perfectly absorb the pill.

And the pill has erysipelas, those who eat the pill like jelly beans, the erysipelas of the pill continues to accumulate in the body, and when the erysipelas breaks out, they will either die or be disabled.

After refining the pill, Jiang Xiaoyou quickly did a thousand push-ups and a thousand sit-ups, drank two large bottles of wolfberry soaked red dates, the way of martial arts and the way of health preservation are also inseparable, and those who know the way of self-cultivation martial artists are often able to go a long way.

Jiang Xiaoyou suddenly remembered one thing at this time, that is, a secret of the original host, the original host hid a diary in the password box, and he hadn't had time to read it yet.

The lockbox is locked with a combination lock, six digits, and if you enter one wrong number, the current of the lockbox will turn the lockbox into ashes.

Jiang Xiaoyou took out the lockbox from the fifth layer of the storage counter, and carefully kept the lockbox in a parallel way, the lockbox could only keep it upright and parallel, and once the current in the box was reversed, the diary in the lockbox would turn to ashes.

"Oh, who writes a diary for a serious person!"

"Is that a diary written by a serious person?"

"But why should I look at it?"

"Well, I'm here to see if there's anything about martial arts, I'm here to learn, uh, that's it."

Carefully turn the combination lock on the lockbox, four, six, eight, five, seven, nine. With a crisp click, the combination lock was opened.

A book of about the same size as an extracurricular reading material, a thick cowhide notebook appeared in front of Jiang Xiaoyou.

Opening the note, Jiang Xiaoyou's eyes were sucked like a magnet.

"Li Zini is a!"

"Slutty bitch!"

"I'm not interested in her face or legs!"

"But her thirty-four-D papaya sucked my eyes like the devil."

"Sure enough, what is said in the movie is right, the women under the mountain are all tigers and are scourges."

"For bigger papaya,"

This character was turned into a square black rectangle by a ballpoint pen, but Jiang Xiaoyou still read it with the familiarity in his memory,

"For the sake of a stronger martial artist, I have to work hard to practice the sword, and the sword can cut through all delusions."

"The sword is my belief, and it doesn't matter at all if a woman compares to game martial arts. But I still like papaya, damn it, women are really a scourge. ”

"Li Zini should be deleted, it will affect my knife practice."

After a long time, this page of the notebook was newly added

"I didn't delete it, the Buddha said, wine and meat have passed through the intestines, the Buddha has left in his heart, his body is in the red dust, and his heart is in heaven, well, I am for a higher realm."

After thinking about it for a long time, Jiang Xiaoyou added a sentence below

"Sao, or you, brother, when will I catch up with you."

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Xiaoyou opened the second page of the notebook.

"Li Qian, the school flower of Chengde High School, is also exactly the same color."

"But one is to cast a wide net and catch more fish."

"The other is that I feel that I have some capital to sell."

"Usually cold as frost in front of ordinary people, when I see handsome and strong, I look warm like water."

"Despicable women are always hungry for me, phew, I must protect myself."

"Last time, a young master from the main city came to the martial arts hall guidance competition, and she became a martial artist at the age of fifteen, and her body was about to stick to others, phew (*'へ ́*), envy, was spoiled into a black cuboid by a ballpoint pen, and was despised!"

After reading the second page, Jiang Xiaoyou couldn't help but be stunned again, and wrote down a comment

"Brother, the Creation Zhong Shenxiu is not as good as you, if only I could be as chic as you."

"It's very boring, it's not artistic,"

The rest of him didn't look at him, but sealed him tightly. ”

Jiang Xiaoyou put the notebook in the password box, closed it, and then shuffled the password and carefully placed it in the locker.

In the next month, Jiang Xiaoyou didn't go to class much, and stayed in the martial arts hall every day to practice his body. These people are going to be warriors in the future, they are going to kill demon beasts and fight ruins, and the cultural class is just a reference, looking at your understanding through the side, and it doesn't necessarily matter how important it is.

On Saturday of the fourth week, the strength inspection day of the Chemical Weapons Museum

"Xiaoyou, are you confident?"

"There's no problem, the strength has grown very quickly this month."

"If you had listened to me earlier, and signed a contract with Hesheng Company, you would have become a senior martial arts student at least half a year ago."

"Brother Dao, are you kidding? Those companies require us to take 20 percent of each harvest for the first fifty hunts after becoming warriors, give you a sesame seed now, and pick you a watermelon later. ”

"Anyway, you carried it out."

"No. 14, Trialist, Jiang Xiaoyou, conduct a high-level martial arts student test."

Speed: 23.6m/s, Strength: 723kg, Nervous Reaction Speed: Excellent for advanced martial arts students.

Jiang Xiaoyou, who was preparing to get the fourth-level seed contract, was not happy, because tomorrow he was going to take the first test of the third year of high school, there was no language English, only physics, chemistry, biology, mathematics, and the most terrible thing was that there were no multiple-choice questions and he couldn't use a calculator.

200 points in mathematics, 150 points in each of the other three subjects, a full score of 650 points.

There is a saying that makes people anxious to do everything, except for math problems, let alone math problems without multiple-choice questions.