Chapter 499: I Don't Think You're Big Enough
As time passed, the number of people who came to the banquet gradually increased.
The relevant leaders of the training class also showed their faces, made a brief opening remarks, and let the trainees and celebrities present communicate freely.
Zhang Kui suddenly took two female students and walked towards Meng Hao with a fierce momentum, and deliberately shouted in a loud voice: "You just beat a little beauty here?" ”
Zhang Kui is actually quite good-looking, and the two female students are obviously fascinated by him.
So without waiting for Meng Hao to answer, a female student preemptively said: "It's him, a few of us saw him slap that beauty three times in a row!" ”
"That's right, he did fight, we really saw it!"
The other girl continued to help, and did not forget to mock Meng Hao with disdain in her eyes, "A big man, do it with a girl, you say you are so embarrassed, don't feel ashamed!" ”
"If he felt ashamed, she wouldn't hit a woman! But with his thin appearance, he can only be majestic in front of women, change to a man, and knock him away with one punch, right? ”
There was a man next to him who answered the sentence in a weird way, causing everyone in the hall to laugh.
That kind of mocking tone and eyes, Meng Hao had long been accustomed to it.
Xiang Sisi blushed with anger and said, "You only saw him beating women, did you see why he hit him?" ”
"No matter why he hits, in short, it's not right for a man to hit a woman!"
Zhang Kui took a step forward with his head held high, "Miss Xiang Sisi, you said that you have such a look and temperament, what is this little man worthy of you?" You're looking for a party dance partner, so let's find a decent one, look at the men here today, which one is not better than this little man? You still say that he is your husband, if you can really fall in love with such a man as a husband, then you really don't have good eyes! ”
"Enough of that?"
Meng Hao caught his words lightly, and looked Zhang Kui up and down with a pair of eyes, "Little man? I don't think you're old enough, otherwise why wouldn't all your girlfriends stay for three months and satisfy women? ”
This is very poisonous, so poisonous that all men can't stand it.
But no man can argue with others on such an occasion and say, "I'm not small, I'm big."
At least Zhang Kui didn't dare to argue.
Because he had a tall frame, but, very surprisingly, he ......
It's pitifully small.
The two women who followed behind Zhang Kui didn't know whether Zhang Kui was big or small, but when they looked at all the men around them, they all looked at them with a smile, and they were so embarrassed that they hurriedly stayed away from Zhang Kui.
Zhang Kui was even more annoyed and yelled: "What the fuck are you talking about? ”
"Yo, I can't stand hearing my privacy blow up? Looks like you're really small! ”
Meng Hao smiled, and suddenly his face sank, "Don't pretend to be arrogant here, let me tell you, if you provoke me, no matter whether it is a man or a woman, I will fight the same!" ”
His sudden burst of power made Zhang Kui involuntarily take a step back.
But the cheap-mouthed man next to him shouted out again.
"Yo, that's really majestic? Did you hear that this man said that he wanted men and women to fight together! I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that we actually met a hero today! ”
"It's a pity that this hero, how can he be born so weak?"
"Who said that people are weak and can't help the wind, people are powerless!"
"No, no, people even beat women, but there is still the power to bind chickens!"
"Otherwise, this hero, you will use your strength to beat women, and you will use it on our Assistant Teacher Zhang!"
……
A group of people followed and coaxed the seedlings, and laughter overflowed the audience.
What Zhang Kui was most afraid of was that Meng Hao grabbed him "not big enough" and didn't let go, listening to the laughter and ridicule of the people in the hall, he took the opportunity to step forward, and also laughed, and said: "That's right, this hero, take out your strength to beat women and show it on my man!" ”
"That's what you said!"
Meng Hao's eyes narrowed.
"That's what I said! If you can't defeat me today, I can't stand with you! ”
Zhang Kui was full of pride and patted his chest.
"Alright then, as you wish!"
Meng Hao raised his hand and waved it out again.
He swung so slowly that everyone could clearly see that one of his palms was slowly approaching Zhang Kui's cheek.
It felt like watching a movie in slow motion.
"What is this guy doing, funny, isn't it?"
"It's not, I look at this speed, it's deliberately teasing Assistant Teacher Zhang!"
"Flirting with a fart, doesn't he only spank women? That's the speed at which you hit a woman! ”
……
A room full of people laughed more and more, including Zhang Kui.
He also thought that Meng Hao's slow speed was just trying to be funny, so he wasn't prepared to dodge it at all.
It wasn't until he felt the heat on Meng Hao's palm, which was already able to soak his skin, that he raised his hand, wanting to grab Meng Hao's wrist and throw Meng Hao down.
It's a pity that the dream is very plump, but the reality is very skinny.
As soon as he grabbed it, Meng Hao's slow palm finally landed on his face.
It is said that with such a slow speed, it is impossible to have any effect at all, unless Meng Hao switches to a squeeze like a woman.
However, it was so strange and strange, obviously at such a slow speed, Zhang Kui heard a crisp and loud "crackle", which shocked half of Zhang Kui's ears.
At the same time, his entire body was also hit by the force of this palm, and he fell to the ground with a "thump".
The "haha" laughter that filled the hall came to an abrupt end.
Everyone's eyes widened, wondering if they were dazzled.
Some people even took off their glasses and rubbed their eyelids to determine whether they were real or fake.
But, indeed, Zhang Kui fell crookedly at Meng Hao's feet.
How can it be?
This skinny little man is half a head shorter than Zhang Kui, and he is far less powerful and strong than Zhang Kui.
Besides, his slap was so slow, it was like a joke, how could he beat Zhang Kui crookedly at his feet?
Or, did Zhang Kui slip and fall on his own feet?
But Zhang Kui stood there without moving, how could his feet slip?
"Dragon...... Long Xiang, that ...... surnamed Meng, beat Assistant Teacher Zhang too? ”
Situ Yunxue stammered for a long time and asked.
"Seems to be, I'm not sure!"
Long Xiang replied in a daze.
In fact, everyone is not sure, even Assistant Teacher Zhang, who is lying on the ground, feels that he is alive and dead.
He was so tall, mighty, and heroic, how could he be easily knocked down by the surnamed Meng?
It's absolutely unlikely, there must be something wrong!
He was dizzy and couldn't figure it out, but Meng Hao's voice sounded leisurely again.
"He told me to beat him, and said that if I didn't knock him down, he wouldn't be able to stop with me! Did you hear that? I've encountered a lot of requests for help in my life, but this is the first time I've encountered someone who begged someone to knock me down! …… Assistant Teacher Zhang, do you have masochistic tendencies? Tut-tut, this is a mental illness, I have to go to the hospital to see it quickly! ”
Burst!
Assistant Teacher Zhang was so angry that he vomited blood directly.
You're only mentally ill, your whole family has mental illness!
I'm just pretending to be forced back, how can I know that you bastard will really fight?
If I knew you were going to be so big, could I stand here with my head held high and let you fight?
No, I have to fucking get back on the field, or I'll have no shame as a teaching assistant anymore.
Assistant Teacher Zhang climbed up angrily, and the discussion below sounded very inauthentically again.
"Didn't you hear this guy's cool words, it seems that Assistant Teacher Zhang was really knocked down by him!"
"I didn't expect that with his small body, he could really defeat Assistant Teacher Zhang!"
"I guess he hit him with his hands at the top and stumbled with his feet at the bottom, but we didn't see the small movements under his feet clearly!"
"That's right, that's right! The speed in his hand was so slow, he must have deliberately attracted Assistant Teacher Zhang's attention, and then he made a stumbling block under his feet, and Assistant Teacher Zhang naturally fell down with a thud! ”
"Yes, yes, yes! This guy is not good at looking at talents, and he is insidious enough! ”
"It's good to be insidious! Assistant Teacher Zhang suffered such a big loss, and there was absolutely no good fruit for him to eat when he got up! ”
"That's it! Look at Assistant Coach Zhang's frame, and then look at this guy's thin little body, if he hadn't played tricks, how could he be Assistant Coach Zhang's opponent! ”
"Assistant Teacher Zhang quickly got up and beat this guy hard, we can also watch a big joke!"
……
The hall was filled with people who continued to make a fight, not to mention that another group of people had broken into the hall.
"What about the bastard who hit my sister? Get out of here now! ”