Chapter 149: Big Fat and Little Thin Lijiao, Red Cloud Laughs Back then!
"I didn't say anything, so I asked her a question, and she slapped her directly!"
Mu Qing said aggrievedly.
"Really?"
Qingmo looked at him suspiciously.
"Heaven and earth conscience, I have never lied to you!"
Mu Qing immediately patted his chest and reassured.
"The conscience of heaven and earth? Has the heavens and the earth ever entered your eyes? ”
Qingmo glanced at him.
"San'er, be cautious!"
Mu Qing immediately covered Qingmo's mouth, but Qingmo bit his finger with a bite, and he grinned in pain.
"I'm curious, what question did you ask the Peaceful Sage?"
Yao Man looked at Mu Qing with an ambiguous expression.
Although she is clean and self-conscious, she is not like Qingmo, who does not eat the fireworks of the world.
For the affairs of men and women, her theoretical knowledge is very rich!
"It's nothing, the fair beauty said that the two old people in the West are powerless, so I asked her how she knew, and she went crazy!"
Mu Qing spread his hands.
"You deserve it!"
Yao Man understood in seconds and took a bite of him directly.
"Second sister, what do you mean?"
Yao Man's words instantly attracted Qingmo's attention, she directly left Mu Qing, and pulled her sister to whisper.
"Fortunately, my brother is now a quasi-saint, if this was put in the past, it is estimated that this time, you won't even have to go to reincarnation!"
Zhen Yuanzi said a little gloatingly.
"You're embarrassed to say, you won't stop that mother-in-law from attacking me, what if she really misses and kills me!"
Mu Qing looked at Zhen Yuanzi a little speechlessly.
Zhen Yuanzi and Hongyun glanced at each other and laughed.
"What are you two laughing at?"
Mu Qing looked at the pair of old friends suspiciously, and always felt that these two were a little weird.
"Brother Mu Qing said that he laughed, if he wants to slap you to death with one palm, unless the saint himself makes a move, it is impossible, and the saint of peace will not really slap you to death!"
Hongyun laughed heartily, and his words revealed the aura of a god.
……
And before that.
West Niuhe Island, Mount Meru.
The guide and Zhun Ti were filled with fairy light, and sat on the lotus platform.
"All living beings are suffering, all evils are not done, all good is pursued, and self-purification is Buddhism."
"Today I will lead!"
"I'm going to mention it!"
"With the teachings of the Four Noble Truths of Suffering, Concentration, Extinction, and the Path, the Noble Eightfold Path and the Twelve Causes, establish a Western religion!"
With the words of the introduction and the quasi-mention, the merits of the Endless Heavenly Dao descended from the sky.
Airplanes!
In an instant, the two of them were shrouded in a long river of merit.
Those merits turned into endless Buddha light and hung behind their heads.
As the saying goes, people rely on clothes, and Buddhas rely on gold.
Their appearance instantly made Beeger rise several steps.
"I am the Buddha Lord Amitabha!"
The usher clasped his hands together, and the black hair on his fat head disappeared, turning into a Buddha with a fat head and big ears.
"I am the Buddha Mother Bodhi Patriarch!"
The quasi-Tidao man also folded his hands, and the strands of hair on his thin head dissipated, turning into an ascetic.
But the light of the Buddha on his body made him like an innate deity, full of a sense of sacredness.
All of a sudden, the Buddha of Mount Meru in the West was shining, like a fairy world.
But what made Jieyin and Zhun Ti depressed was that they couldn't wait for the Sage Tribulation for a long time.
"Senior brother, something is wrong, the Sanqing Founding Sect was sanctified immediately, why didn't our Founding Sect move?"
Zhun Ti frowned and looked at his big fat senior brother in confusion.
"Alas, my Western ancestral roots have been destroyed, my luck has dissipated, and you and I have established the same religion, the merit is insufficient, and the follow-up is powerless!"
The big fat said wistfully.
"How's that for good? Why don't we find Dao Zu and his old man? ”
Skinny suggested.
"Senior brother, you are still too young!"
Da Fat shook his head and said, "The two of us can drive that Hongyun and Kunpeng off the Holy Throne, which is already a great creation!"
Daozu gave us the holy position, but we couldn't take it ourselves, and we went to trouble his old man, you said that this is not self-inflicted! ”
The big fat guide crushed the rosary in his hand, and his shiny three-layered chin was agitating, obviously trying to figure out a way.
"If you don't become holy, how do we get that Styx monster? If he doesn't die, how can we complete the task laid by Dao Ancestor? ”
Xiao Slender Zhunti's brows suddenly furrowed.
"It's impossible to find Dao Ancestor, it's impossible to find it in this life, what if he takes back Hongmeng Purple Qi!"
The big fat hook's eyes were dripping and rolling.
Soon after, his eyes lit up.
"Senior brother, is there a way?"
Xiao Thin saw Da Fat's posture, and his eyes lit up.
"If the merit is not enough, we can borrow it, but junior brother, since it is borrowed, it must be repaid.
Once I make a great wish and borrow merit from the Heavenly Dao, the development of our Western religion will fall on you, can you bear it? ”
The guide looked at Zhun Ti, and his expression instantly became solemn.
"Senior brother, don't look at me thin, my body is great!"
The little thin Zhun Ti immediately patted his chest, looking like he wanted to go to the soup for my Buddha.
"In that case, I'm relieved!"
Big Fat nodded, his eyes full of relief.
Soon after, Mount Meru in the West emitted immeasurable Buddha light.
The Lord of the Buddha, Amitabha Buddha, made forty-eight great vows to the Heavenly Dao to overcome the sufferings of the world in order to borrow merit from the Heavenly Dao.
The so-called providence in the underworld has its own providence, and the things of the West have long been certain, and the way of heaven will naturally agree.
Rumble! Rumble!
With the humming of the Heavenly Dao, two brilliant rivers of merit fell into the West.
On this day, the two saints of the West lived up to their name and succeeded in sanctifying with merit.
After the two saints crossed the tribulation, they nourished the Western Soil with the Xuanguang of Creation and made up for the lack of the destroyed part of the ancestral roots of the Western Soil.
The West was inspired by the merits of the two saints, and they extended their land and bowed down one after another.
Seeing this, the two saints immediately sprinkled the light of the Buddha.
With the sentence "You have a relationship with my Buddha", he has enlightened endless believers.
Since then, the Buddha Lord Amitabha Buddha and the Buddha Mother Bodhi Patriarch have opened up the world of bliss on Mount Meru.
The protracted war between the Western Religion and the Nether Sect on Western soil has also begun.
Come out and mix, always have to pay it back!
If you make a grand wish to the Heavenly Dao, you will naturally have to pay it back, so after this day, it will not be a major event, and you will not be able to connect to the West.
And Zhun Ti also began to run around for the development of Western religion.
……
"Brother, you don't seem to like to pick up and get pick-ups?"
On Qinghuang Mountain, Zhen Yuanzi looked at Mu Qing in confusion.
"Pure wickedness is annoying, but hypocrisy is even more disgusting.
You two should know better than me how those two bald ladles are, especially Brother Hongyun! ”
Mu Qing looked at Hongyun and said.
"I was going to the bright moon, but the bright moon shone on the ditch, but my sincerity and kindness were exchanged for cold eyes and indifference, what else do I have to say?"
Hongyun shook his head helplessly, feeling that he was really stupid and cute back then.
When he was assigned to Hongmeng Purple Qi, he was first robbed and killed by Kunpeng, and then calculated by Styx.
Dijun and Taiyi watched the battle until he blew himself up before coming down to stop Kunpeng.
But they didn't stop Kunpeng for him, but wanted to kidnap Kunpeng to become a demon master in the heavenly court.
The introduction and Zhun Ti watched the whole process, but they were the same as passers-by, just because they owed Hongyun Tianda cause and effect.
As long as they don't do it, Hongyun dies, and their cause and effect is over.
"These two bald scoops, it's good that they are nested in the western soil, if they dare to fight the idea of my human race, hehe!"
There was a faint murderous intent in Mu Qing's eyes.
"They want to fight, but can they get out?"
At this time, Qingmo and Yao Man walked over.
"Don't underestimate Western religions, they are the most demagogic, if they are enlightened by the Dharma, even quasi-saints will have to take refuge!"
Mu Qing looked at the two sisters with a serious expression and said.
"And what do you mean?"
Yao Man Bingxue was smart, and instantly heard some other meanings from Mu Qing's words.
"You go back to the Netherworld Blood Sea and send a message to Styx and my father-in-law for me, as for whether they believe it or not, that's their business!"
As he spoke, Mu Qing took out a divine stone, punched a divine thought into it, and then solemnly handed it to Yao Man.
"You're not afraid of me......"
"Don't talk about this kind of nonsense, go and come back quickly!"
Mu Qing didn't wait for Yao Man to finish speaking, and directly interrupted her.
"Hmm!"
When Yao Man heard this, his eyes instantly turned red, and he directly summoned the River of Bliss Blood, and then turned into a red light and rushed towards the west.
I don't know if she was moved or angry.
"You, you can't talk well?"
Qingmo walked up and twisted Mu Qing's waist hard.
"Your second sister is not stupid!"
Mu Qing rolled his eyes.
"So you mean I'm stupid?"
"The lady laughed, you are simple, not stupid!"
Mu Qing hurriedly corrected it.
"Damn, is there a difference between being simple and being stupid? You're so stupid! ”