Chapter 286: Pretending to be sick and not going
The fangs of the Empire have been exposed, and what Van Mill is saying so far, in Kevin's opinion, is equivalent to "be careful on the way home" and "you come here, let's talk" and the like. Even more serious than that, usually these words are just beatings, but they are going to take people's lives.
The necromancer's stronghold has been searched by many people, the bright powerhouse has been searched, the Imperial people have also cooperated in the search, and Kevin has also asked the crows and parrots to look nearby. The radius is only a hundred miles, and there is no trace of several kobolds in the main city in a row, and now suddenly they say that they have found it?
This timing is too coincidental, not to mention that they have been working on secret leaks recently, so how can they have time to find a necromancer. Kevin began to believe that the Empire and the Necromancer had long been in collusion, and could even believe that the Necromancer was secretly cultivated by the Empire. Let them do something that is inconvenient for the empire to play, and now this card has been used on Kevin.
So how should Kevin deal with it? Obviously, people with a little intelligence must not follow along. When they get to their territory, they can't fight and can't beat them, and they don't necessarily have the final say on what the outcome is? If the necromancer is really in a gang with them, then just let the necromancer catch Kevin's onslaught, they react slowly, and they don't need to be in a hurry to save them. No matter how bad it is, you can even shoot it yourself and stab you in the back, and there are no witnesses there, let alone evidence.
However, Kevin's excuse was also expected by them, Van Mill sneered twice, and began to make a big sense: "The necromancer is the public enemy of the mainland, and Lou Baole also admits this. In the face of the public enemy, we should join forces, and we should not lose our position just because we have some contradictions with you. ”
Kevin also argued with him: "This matter is very important, and we should consider it carefully." ”
"Necromancers are very cunning, if it's too late, then we'll be in vain this time!" Van Mill even tried to reach out and force the pull.
Kevin hurriedly retreated, and the small spoon and others on the side immediately stopped in front of him. Kevin replied, "Because necromancers are cunning, we should be more cautious. I suggest we have a meeting first. ”
Van Mill: "......"
The ambassador on the side listened all the time, but did not say a word. Van Mill looked around and smiled: "Okay, if you want to have a meeting, it's okay, we'll wait for you." I hope you don't lose your ground, and I hope you don't keep us waiting too long. ”
After Van Miel finished speaking, he immediately stepped on the snake dragon and flew away. Everyone hurriedly gathered around to ask, Kevin still had to translate the conversation just now, these people don't understand the imperial Chinese, sometimes it's really troublesome.
"Let's go back first," the ambassador suggested, "and this kind of thing can drag on for a while." ”
The group returned to the city in a carriage, and at this time there were already many people waiting at the entrance of the embassy, and at first glance they were all observers from various countries, and most of them looked slightly anxious, but they contained jokes. Seeing Kevin and the others coming back, they immediately greeted them.
"The necromancer's stronghold has been discovered, and the members of our national observation missions feel that we can't sit idly by, so we have decided to form a temporary legion under the leadership of the Empire and the Church of Light to jointly crusade against the necromancer," McGee of the country spoke first, "Now wait for the attitude of the Lou Paula country." ”
Kevin and the ambassador glanced at each other, this thing really can't be answered casually, and he didn't think of any good words for a while, so he simply pretended to be stupid and couldn't hear it.
"Ambassador, Kevin?" McGee shouted again, "why don't you answer my question?" and a group of people cooperated in hugging the door, trying to block it.
Everyone was helpless, and the ambassador had no choice but to answer: "We still need to meet and discuss this issue, and we cannot give a definite answer at this time." ”
"The necromancer is right in front of you, why are you still having a meeting?" "Could it be that he wants to evade responsibility?" "Are the people of Lou Baole so greedy for life and afraid of death?" "Or is there something ulterior between Lou Baole and the necromancer......?"
Kevin looked around, this place was basically allies of the empire, and the light and dark elves and others were not here, obviously trying to put pressure on their public opinion. But in this current situation, if you want to follow the past, you will be sent to death, and no matter how much pressure you have, you have to endure it.
Kevin replied, "It's a big deal, so we need to have a meeting." If you don't give way, we'll have to postpone the meeting. ”
"Why do you want to have a meeting?" and some people struggled with this question, "that is, we don't have a meeting, but you want to have a meeting?"
Kevin replied: "You can understand it as a system problem, we just want to have a meeting. ”
Ambassador: "Rest assured, necromancers are the public enemies of the continent, and they are also our enemies. We will never be merciful or soft on our enemies. But there are still a lot of details to discuss about the tactics of how to fight. ”
McGee smiled and asked, "When the ambassador said that, didn't he believe in the arrangement and arrangement of the empire?"
"It's not that we don't believe it," replied the ambassador, "it's just that necromancers are very cunning, and we have to be on guard. ”
"Yes, scare me with gears that I don't know where, scare me by turning people into dogs, the Empire does have something special," Kevin mocked, and when he turned back to see that the Smecta people were also here, he immediately greeted, "Hey, isn't this a Smitta? ”
Smitta: "......"
"Hahaha...... the others didn't care too much, and collectively laughed. Although they were attached to the Empire, they had nothing to do with the people of Smitta, so they laughed when they thought it was funny.
However, after this trouble, the atmosphere eased a lot, Kevin and the others continued to move forward, and they were willing to get out of the way, but they still said some nonsense like "don't drive for too long".
Enter the embassy, close the door, and set up an enchantment. The people outside the door didn't disperse, and it seemed that they were planning to wait for Kevin's meeting to end.
"What now?" the crowd asked.
"The situation at the moment is very simple, to go is to die, and if you don't go, there will be a lot of pressure," the ambassador said succinctly, "I advise you not to go, even if you feign illness." ”
The crowd was silent for a moment, and Sain asked, "How much pressure will you face?"
The ambassador glanced at him: "To be honest, the Thunder Knights may also be targeted, both of you are members of the regiment, and you are the son of the captain." But reputation is such a thing, as long as you really don't care, it doesn't matter. ”
Little Spoon interjected, "But, they have a lot of Light Priests." Pretending to be sick or something, can't you really see it?"
Kevin smiled, "You have to remember that no one can cure a person who is pretending to be sick, just as no one can wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep." ”
Xiao Jiuyi spread his hands: "Isn't this simple? We collectively pretend to be sick, and then the collective can't go on the expedition." That's it. ”
Everyone was surprised, and couldn't help but look at Kevin at the same time: "Is this really possible?"
Kevin was silent, if this was okay, it would be an insult to the intelligence of the Imperials. Reversing black and white has to be at least a little bit like that, and you can't challenge everyone's common sense with a shoddy performance.
The ambassador sighed: "Actually, the current situation is really difficult. ”
"Faking illness can only be temporary," Kevin replied, "but if you can delay it for a day or two, many things can be reversed." ”
"Really?" the crowd seemed to be hopeful.
"But pretending to be sick also requires acting," Kevin replied, "and you'd better rehearse now." ”
This will be open until the evening, and the people outside the door have left a lot, but a lot more have come one after another, and they alternate in rotation, obviously not giving an answer and will not disperse.
In the end, the ambassador could only come forward again to say that night was the time when the necromancer's spells were strong, and that tomorrow morning, Lou Pauler agreed to go with him. The crowd agreed to disperse after receiving an affirmative answer.
On this night, there were almost countless demons or secret sentinels placed near the embassy to monitor Kevin and the others' every move as much as possible. However, Kevin and the others did not move at all, as if they really guaranteed to rest before the expedition.
However, the next morning, when the Imperial sent someone to greet him, he was told that Kevin had suddenly fallen ill and was bedridden.
The news quickly spread to all the members of the Mission, and everyone couldn't help but laugh in amazement, they didn't want to go, they didn't want to go, and they made such a clumsy excuse, which was ridiculous. But ridiculous is ridiculous, and everyone still came over together to express their "condolences".
For a while, the embassy was crowded with people, and Kevin was lying on the bed with a depressed expression, his eyes closed, and he looked half-dead. Fan Miel and the others immediately squeezed over, although they understood in their hearts, they still had to ask: "What is his disease?"
The ambassador was deliberately greeting others at this time, so he pretended not to hear, and the others did not understand the imperial Chinese, so no one answered him directly.
McGee on the side immediately changed buildings and asked Pauler in Chinese: "What's wrong with him?"
Sain replied, "He's sick." ”
"What a disease!"
"Well, that...... Have diarrhea. "Although there were rehearsals, it was still a bit stumbling to act.
"Is it so bad?" McGee asked.
"yes, I can't get up soon," Sain replied, "and unfortunately, I may not be able to go on a crusade against the necromancer today." ”
"No, no, that's okay," McGee smiled, "Mr. Kevin's illness is naturally more important, but as a token of condolence, we have a lot of Bright Priests here who can be treated." ”
Saying, he muttered a few words to the pastor behind him, and several pastors immediately stepped forward and reached out to try to lift Kevin's quilt. The little spoon hurriedly stopped: "What for?"
"Don't be nervous, these are all excellent pastors, their medical skills are very exquisite, and even diarrhea can still be treated. McGee explained.
Sain and the others glanced at each other, although theoretically they couldn't cure the person who pretended to be sick, no matter how he brushed the spell, he could still lie down and pretend to be weak. But I always feel that they seem to have other plans, could it be that the treatment is mentally hypnotic? As a last resort, Xiao Jiu asked more: "How are you going to treat it?"
The other party exchanged for a while, and it was still translated by McGee: "Oh, the two of them said that since it is diarrhea, it is naturally an intestinal problem, and it needs to be **." ”
Kevin's heart tightened when he listened, and his face was really pale. Sain and others on the side couldn't help but panic, and the original script actually changed after two sentences. Originally, I was going to treat it no matter how it was treated, and Kevin would just be awake, but now it seems that he can't even cure it.
"I'm sorry, it's complicated, we can't let you treat it. "The little spoon is in the front.
McGee smiled: "Complicated conditions? These guys are professional and specialize in dealing with complex conditions." ”
"No, I can't let you cure it!" the little spoon was already running out of words.
Xiao Jiu on the side hurriedly stepped up: "This ...... The condition is quite special, and several pastors have never seen this disease, and something will happen. Only the priest of Lou Pauler can rule. ”
McGee laughed, "Is there a disease peculiar to Lou Pauler that is not found anywhere else?"
"Yes!" At this point, he could only bite the bullet and go down, "That's it...... It's ......"
On the side, Fit suddenly became anxious: "Too many membranes lead to longevity." ”
Everyone: "......"
After being stunned for a second, he finally reacted in a hurry. Sain nodded again and again: "Yes, it's this disease, only Lou Baole owns it." ”
McGee couldn't help but ask, "Isn't he having diarrhea?"
"That's a symptom, and the cause is a reduction in life expectancy. "Fitt is serious nonsense. Kevin's sweat came out when he listened, you must know that once this group of people makes a mistake, he will be dragged away.
McGee sneered twice: "We are not stupid, and neither are we stupid, and you should not take us for stupid." Got it?"
Sain and the others glanced at each other, and couldn't help but avoid McGee's gaze, this group of people is not good at acting, and they are still weak in their speech.
"Mr. Kevin seems to be sweating, isn't he hot?" McGee noticed.
Sain and the others were shocked, so the five of them took out handkerchiefs to wipe Kevin's sweat together, and five hands instantly stretched out on his forehead, which felt extremely weird. In fact, this is also a way to alleviate embarrassment instructed by Kevin, for example, when he is really speechless, he can transfer Kevin by wiping his sweat, which results in five people wiping their sweat together.
As a result, it seemed even more embarrassing, and everyone stopped and stood aside.
McGee couldn't help but ask again: "Take a step back, even if Kevin is sick, is it necessary for you to stay all? ”
"No," everyone replied in unison, "we have rules, we must stay here." And we don't understand the imperial Chinese. ”
"If you don't understand the imperial Chinese, you can be next to me," McGee replied, "Do you want to be isolated if you don't participate in the collective action of all the countries?"
"Our commander is sick and must wait for his orders before he can act. Sain repeated.
"Ambassador!" McGee thought of the man, and turned around to shout, but saw that he had already gone to the door to greet someone, and all he said was a bunch of official rhetoric.
"You don't have to call the ambassador, and he doesn't have the authority to order us directly," Jack said, "We'll just listen to Kevin." ”
"Don't you have any workarounds for this, why don't you change such a rubbish rule?" McGee growled, "What's the problem?"
"Institutional issues. Everyone spoke in unison.
McGee: "......"
"What if Kevin is dead?" McGee asked again.
"No, he's not going to die yet. Little Spoon replied.
"Why?"
"Because he hasn't had enough of it. "Xiao Jiu interface.
McGee: "......" He finally realized that it was a waste of time to reason with them, and after discussing it with the people next to him for a while, he decided to try using the radical method.
"Lou Baole Country used to be brilliant, but even when it was once glorious, it was still easily invaded by our country. I didn't quite understand, and I didn't quite understand why it was so easy. Now it seems that I have found the answer," McGee looked at with contempt, "look at you now, greedy for life and afraid of death, cowardly and incompetent. A bunch of people hiding in the embassy telling ridiculous lies and clumsy acting, you will eventually achieve nothing!"
Bang! The little spoon slapped the bed board angrily. Kevin's shocked body moved, and his heart also moved, and he was really worried that she wouldn't be able to stand this agitation.
I saw the little spoon turn around and pull out a toilet from under the bed, slam it on the table, push open the lid, and suddenly the smell was stinking, and everyone retreated.
"What's the matter? Didn't you say he was pretending to be sick?" the little spoon walked up to them with the toilet bowl in hand, "Look! This is what he pulled in the morning, fresh!
Everyone was shocked, and subconsciously kept retreating. But with limited space and a lot of people, McGee took two steps back and felt that there was no way back.
"What are you afraid of? Look, study!" the small spoon toilet tilted slightly, as if it was about to spill.
"Wait, wait!" McGee hurriedly waved his hand, the smell was already making him sick, "Gas, you have to calm down!"
"You people, you come to make trouble when others are sick, is this your attitude when you visit the sick?" the little spoon snorted angrily, "Do you know how hard he works? He often writes until midnight, and insists on touching fish during the day." Can you understand the hard work?"
McGee was almost stunned by the, and her mind felt confused.
"Do you believe he's sick now?" the spoon was about to spill.
"Believe, believe. McGee nodded.