Chapter 2 The turtle son of the king and the old man
When it came to digging graves, the group suddenly became lively.
Yang Jian: "I'm familiar with digging graves!" ”
Kublai Khan: "I am also quite familiar with this matter, five years after I took the throne, I have specially looked for the grave of the Zhao family, the old thief of the Zhao family, especially the grave of Zhao Kuangyin, let me find it easily!" ”
Zhao Kuangyin: "......"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Kublai Khan, you dog thief, aren't you afraid of being punished by God when you dig other people's graves?!" Sure enough, it's either my Chinese people who are ruthless! You dug other people's graves, but fortunately, labor and management had the foresight to dig up your graves! ”
Qianlong: "Mediocre people disturb themselves, mediocre people disturb themselves!" The Ming Dynasty is gone, have I ever dug the Zhu family's grave? It's just that tens of thousands of guys who oppose the Qing Dynasty and restore sight have been killed. ”
The group said a word, and the two of them quarreled, and it was suddenly chaotic.
Li Ke was a little speechless: "Everyone, I said can you be quiet for a while?" If it's not quiet, I'll stop talking. ”
Ying Zheng: "Where did you come from?" What is a ban?! If you want to say it, if someone wants to take care of it, you will cut him, boy, are you not afraid of cutting?! ”
[Group reminder: Ying Zheng has been banned. 】
Li Ke: "This is the ban, the first time to give you a warning." ”
[Group reminder: The group owner lifted Yingzheng's ban. 】
Ying Zheng: "How dare you really ban me?!" ”
[Group reminder: Ying Zheng has been banned. 】
Li Ke: "You can scold others, and I will ban you if you scold me." ”
[Group reminder: The group owner lifted Yingzheng's ban. 】
Ying Zheng: "Boy, come here, I will punish you for nine ......"
[Group reminder: Ying Zheng has been banned for ten minutes. 】
Li Ke: "It's just three things, threaten the group leader, and go to the small black room to wait and reflect." ”
Liu Che: "......"
Yang Jian: "......"
Kublai Khan: "......"
Zhao Kuangyin: "......"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "......"
Qianlong: "......"
The emperors looked at the scene in front of them and were shocked, no matter how he said it, he was also the first emperor, how could he be like a chicken cub in front of the group leader?!
Liu Che calmed down: "I don't know this kind of tyrant in general, so what kind of group master, why are we here?" ”
Zhao Kuangyin: "That's right! I'm still listening to the ministers, how did I get here? And what is the drop, what happened to digging up my Zhao family's grave!? ”
[Group Prompt: The group owner can decide whether or not to send memories to the Emperor.] 】
At this time, a private chat prompt from Li Ke suddenly appeared in the group.
Send a memory ......
It seems that he is still qualified to decide the right to know about these emperors.
"Send." Li Ke clicked it, and saw that the group was silent for a while.
It was Liu Che, who had just quarreled with Yingzheng, who broke the silence.
Liu Che: "Why do I have something in my head... Say my big man, it's gone?! ”
Yang Jian: "Great Sui??? ”
Zhao Kuangyin: "Great Song... And my grave, was it really dug up by Kublai Khan?! ”
Kublai Khan: "What's wrong with digging your grave??" It's good that I didn't pull your dry corpse out and expose it to the sun!! ”
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Zhu family...... The old Zhu family was defeated like this!! ”
Zhao Kuangyin: "You still want to be exposed?!" What a wolf ambition!! I'm mad too!! Then what Zhu Yuanzhang, you are really wise to dig this kid's grave! I'm going to give you a big reward!! ”
Zhu Yuanzhang: "He's just a crumb!" Digging his grave and dirty the hands of labor! But what are you that dare to call yourself me in front of labor and management?! ”
Qianlong: "It seems that my Qing Dynasty is evergreen for all generations!" It seems that there are still a few generations of the Qing Dynasty in my brain just now, and there is no change of times at all, hahaha! I, the Qing Dynasty, is the Bandai Dynasty~~"
Qianlong's words are full of superiority.
Li Ke: "Uh...... Your Qing Dynasty is gone. ”
Qianlong: "My Qing Dynasty is gone??" No, it can't be, then why is it gone? ”
Li Ke: "After the fall of the Qing Dynasty, the feudal system no longer exists, and then there is an era of love and peace, eh...... I was supposed to be the successor of that era. It's just that I didn't happen to have a car accident that I ran into you cowards. ”
Qianlong: "......"
Yang Jian: "The successor also has the meaning of the emperor, right?" And we're all emperors, and surely you are! Quickly report your year name!! ”
Li Ke: "I'm really not the emperor, I should be Li Shimin's third prince now." ”
Yang Jian: "Who is Li Shimin?" ”
Li Ke: "Emperor, his father Li Yuan created the rebellion of the Great Sui, and Li Shimin created his father's rebellion. ”
Yang Jian: "Created the rebellion of the Great Sui? What is this that makes Li Yuan's life undead?! Why didn't he join the group?! I'm going to peel him off!! ”
Li Ke: "There are also fifty percent of your reasons for his rebellion, and you and your brother have made five or five achievements." ”
Ying Zheng: "The third prince? Why does it sound spicy? It's the third turtle son of Wang Ba Laozi!? ”
It's time for Ying Zheng's silence.
Li Ke: "This time I will ban you for a month." ”
Ying Zheng: "Don't don't...... Shuo joke Shuo joke, then you are the third child, and the throne will not be your turn, or you will learn from your Lao Tzu and rebel against him? ! ”
Rebel?
Li Ke had a headache, he had no idea of fighting for the throne and was poisoned and assassinated.
If he rebels, I'm afraid that he will be abolished by his father just after he started the army!
Alive!!
Li Ke: "Don't mention rebellion, I can't save my life!" ”