Buddha, the Buddha statue spoke?!!

The eldest grandson Shunde was so shocked that he knelt on the ground, and he didn't even dare to raise his head!

He had long heard that there were strange things in this world, but he didn't expect this to happen to him!

I remembered what Li Ke said earlier.

Could it be that your own cultivation has arrived, and you are like a Buddha's heart?

"The little one dares to ask Your Excellency, which big Buddha is it among the Buddhas of the Western Heavens?"

The eldest grandson Shunde became frightened and a little happy, and asked respectfully.

Liu Dazui did not forget Li Ke's instructions.

Be mysterious.

If you talk too much, the eldest grandson Shunde will be like a fox, and he will definitely hear the flaws.

Seeing that there was no voice, the eldest grandson Shunde was even more sure in his heart!

There is really Buddha power in this Buddha statue!

Even if the Buddha saw his Buddha heart, it would be a great disrespect for him to talk to a supreme god and Buddha like the Buddha in the West!

The ancestral hall was immediately blocked, and the eldest grandson Shunde made the best sacrifice, and the whole person was as if he was immersed in it, constantly chanting and worshipping the Buddha.

Liu Dazui looked inside, and he was about to die of laughter in his heart!

A first-class master knelt in front of him, this feeling, not to mention how cool it is!

It's noon.

Liu Dazui spoke again: "You have recited the scriptures for a day, have you seen a glimpse of Buddhism?" ”

The psychic voice came again, and the eldest grandson Shunde hurriedly said respectfully: "Buddhism is boundless, and the small flesh and mortal fetus really can't be glimpsed. ”

There was no sound again.

At this moment, the eldest grandson Shunde was even more panicked.

I am afraid that I will be stupid and anger the Buddha.

This scene was played out again at dinner.

The first day only needs four times, which makes the eldest grandson Shunde panic, the third and fourth times are the dividing points, and the third time only needs to scare him.

The fourth time is when the guilty is confessed.

Li Ke's calculations are very accurate, he has previously taken courses in psychology.

In the face of supernatural phenomena, everyone will not believe them at first sight, but as long as this phenomenon conforms to the logic of people's hearts, it will be real.

That is, logic exists, and everything exists.

But Li Ke believes in scientific drops!

Inside the palace of King Wu.

Wei Zheng's face was full of doubts, and after sending the Buddha, King Wu sat with them for an afternoon.

Don't you go to investigate corrupt officials, sit here and drink tea?!

If it weren't for the fear that King Wu would torture people with the same method last time, Wei Zheng would have to discipline His Royal Highness King Wu well!

Cheng Yanjin didn't care, and even chatted with Li Ke.

"King Wu, you sent that Buddha, is it really useful?"

"This king seems to be a troublesome person?"

Li Ke took a sip of tea indifferently.

"Not really."

Cheng Biting Jin knocked the melon seeds, "It's just a Buddha statue, can you take down the fox of the eldest grandson's family?" ”

"Ordinary Buddhas can't take it, but this king's Buddha can't take it."

Li Ke is very confident.

"Oh."

Cheng Yanjin nodded.

Wei Zheng vomited, and the two of them chatted so awkwardly all afternoon.

and the little girl Xiu'er, Wei Zheng wanted her to relieve the embarrassment of the two, but when the girl heard this, she fled and left.

Xiu'er knew it very well.

Since His Royal Highness was injured, he has not only changed his previous flowers, but has become a noble son.

It's just that the former good words have disappeared without a trace.

I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

Wei Zheng really couldn't stand it, he was against Li Ke going out to wave last year, but compared to the scene in front of him, he also felt that going out was a good choice!

"Your Highness, why don't you and I go out for a walk?"

"Don't go."

Li Ke didn't even think about it.

It's too cold.

"There's a lantern tonight."

"Don't look."

"And the snack?"

"Don't eat it."

"Then go to the brothel and find two girls to accompany you!"

"No......" Li Kegang was about to refuse, "What do you say?" A brothel? ”

"Yes, brothel!"

Even if you go to find a woman, it's much better than three people drinking the northwest wind here!

Wei Zheng's face turned red, for fear that Li Ke wouldn't hear it: "Anyway, there is nothing to do, you and I will go to the brothel to have some fun?" ”

Li Ke's face suddenly turned extremely strange.

In the Emperor's chat group.

Liu Che: "This old boy is quite clever, he knows where to go and where not to go, group leader, get started!" ”

Yang Jian: "I've suffocated me to death in the past few days, and it's really sad that I don't have a favorite concubine to be with you old men!" ”

Zhao Kuangyin: "Alas no, what do you mean, Lao Yang?" I'm not going to be bad with you?? ”

Kublai Khan: "Miss my favorite concubine, Concubine Qin, Concubine Lin, I miss you so much!" ”

Zhu Yuanzhang: "......"

Qianlong: "... As for it? ”

Ying Zheng: "Look at your lack of interest!" If you don't see a woman for a few days, can you suffocate you to death? Don't want that kind of woman, group leader, you can take your forehead to see the harem of Li Shimindi! ”

Li Ke: "......"

As the saying goes, there are three thousand beauties in the harem.

Qin Shi Huang had a clear idea, Li Ke was clear.

But he is Li Shimin's son.

If you look at those concubines with crooked thoughts, you won't be beaten to death by Li Shimin?

What a human drama!

"Old man Wei actually took the initiative to go, can you still carry it on your waist?"

Cheng bit Jin teased.

"Huh." Wei Zheng sneered, "The old man's waist is very good, but I don't know if Hua Dazu knows that you go to this kind of place, will he pick your skin!" ”