Chapter 41: Damn, You Can't Afford to Play!
Li Shimin was shocked!
This voice, the vastness of this seems to have boundless Buddha power, it is difficult to be true, it is really the coming of the Dharma?!!
Wei Zheng and Cheng Yanjin knew that this must have been done by His Royal Highness Li Ke.
If His Majesty is really allowed to kneel, not only will Li Ke be beaten severely, but they will at least not know their mothers who will be punished!
Bully!
"Shunde, have you forgotten what you said to the deity yesterday?"
The majestic voice came out again, and the eldest grandson Shunde was so frightened that he knelt directly on the ground.
"Buddha, the little one is guilty, the little one is indeed guilty!!"
The eldest grandson Shunde hurriedly said, "Sage, the little one is indeed greedy for the money of the refugees, if it weren't for the Buddha's guidance to the little one, the little one wouldn't know how big this sin is." ”
"If you want to die, you will be angry with the people!"
The eldest grandson, Shunde, is a lawmaker.
Li Shimin's face turned from blue to black, this is what Li Ke's kid said?
This, isn't this the art of blackmailing the king?
In the name of the Buddha, coupled with the eldest grandson Shunde taking the initiative to seek death, the Heavenly Dynasty is full of Buddha, if Li Er does not kill the eldest grandson Shunde, he, the son of heaven, does not know how to be discussed!
What a plan!!
"Are you really greedy?"
Li Er's eyes were stern.
"In this matter, the minister is the mastermind!"
"If it weren't for the Buddha to wake up the minister, the minister would definitely not understand the truth of putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha! The minister only asks for atonement! ”
After Li Ke's brainwashing, the eldest grandson Shunde has completely believed in the existence of the Buddha.
I firmly believe in going to the west sky.
"Biting gold, Shunde took the initiative to admit guilt and take him to the prison!"
Li Er gritted his teeth, as if he was forcibly suppressing the anger in his heart.
He was angry that Yipin was corrupt, and he was angry that Li Ke actually used this method!
"Wei Zheng, let the Imperial Forest Army come, turn the eldest grandson Shunde's mansion upside down, and see how much this guy is greedy!"
"No."
Wei Zheng hurriedly bowed.
After the two of them, Li Er walked in front of Li Ke in a few steps, and the huge coercion directly attacked Li Ke.
"What's going on?!"
"Follow me to the Taiji Palace, if you can't explain it clearly, hum!"
Li Er snorted coldly twice, and forcibly endured the thought of beating Li Ke directly.
Tai Chi Palace.
Li Ke half-bowed here, and Li Er sat on the couch and calmly criticized the folds.
He was afraid that after listening to Li Ke's explanation for a while, he would be so angry that he couldn't work.
"Let's talk more about how you did it."
After Li Er's batch finished reading, a pair of eyes stared at Li Ke tightly.
"Your Majesty, have you read the Tao Te Ching?"
"The Four Books and the Five Classics are the precursors for governing the world, and I have naturally read them."
"That, therefore, is often absent, and I want to see its wonders; Often, if you want to see it, can you understand this? ”
Li Ke said calmly.
Li Er replied coldly: "Only when you look at the wonder of things from your heart can you know that everything is mysterious." ”
"Yes, I can let the eldest grandson Shunde confess, mainly relying on this, let me ask, if I directly tell the eldest grandson Shunde that the Buddha has come, will he believe it?"
"No, it won't."
Li Shimin shook his head after assuming.
The Buddha is an ethereal thing, and it is nothing more than used to divert the rule of officials.
"Then let's ask again, after I give the eldest grandson Shunde a premise, and then use means to materialize the Buddha, which does not exist, so that the eldest grandson Shunde himself believes that there is a Buddha in the Buddha statue, what should I do?"
"Some people may believe this."
Li Er was reluctant to admit it.
Thinking of the Buddha-like ears that Li Ke made, Li Er's heart became more and more shocked.
Maybe someone will believe it?
Even he, in such a situation, will believe!
The temptation to pray for good health is too great!
"So you pretended to be a Buddha, thinking that you could take the eldest grandson Shunde to the West Heaven to confess that he had deceived himself?"
"You can't lie." Li Ke shook his head slightly, "He himself believes in the existence of a Buddha, I just gave him a psychological hint." ”
Psychological suggestion.
What a psychological hint!
Li Er couldn't express it, and he was already full of praise for Li Ke in his heart!
"Then, what do you explain to going to a brothel and drinking cow soup?"
"My Datang is short of food for you? You're going to eat cow shit?! ”
Li Shimin burst into foul language.
Just ask a father who knows that his son has eaten.
Can you not be angry?
"That's good food."
Li Ke was speechless.
Li Er almost burst out: "Then why don't I buy you a few dozen catties for you to eat?" ”
Li Ke: "......"
He didn't finish digesting it, and Li Er bought real cow dung.
Ghosts eat!
"Okay, I don't care about you, I'm willing to gamble and lose."
"What more could you ask for?"
Li Ke thought for a while: "I want a part of the disaster relief money that catches up." ”
Li Shimin slapped the table and blew his beard and said, "What do you want disaster relief money for?" ”
Li Ke raised his head: "The refugees have been resettled by me in the past few days, so I can't let me pay for nothing, right?" ”
Li Shimin was speechless.
Do you want this little money?
"How much money, I'll give it to you!"
"Two hundred." pinched his hand and counted it, and Li Ke reported a number.
Li Shimin really can't bear it!
Li Ke resettled the refugees, and he knew all the costs!
Two hundred, ten is not needed!
This kid directly opened his mouth and asked for twenty times?!!
No way! This kid has pure itchy skin! If you don't fight, you can't do it!!
"Good! Good! I'll give it to you! ”
"But boy, I told you that I hate watching people sing the most, and there are brothels that I can't punish you!"
With that, several of the Imperial Guards stepped into the palace.
Forthwith.
Li Ke was picked up.
"Smack!!"
"Holy! You can't afford to play! ”
The hot slap print, Li Ke screamed directly!