Chapter 62: Refund the Money? The place of sale is in Chang'an, and the after-sales is in the Western Regions
Inside the Temple of Manna.
Silent.
Looking at the golden silk hemp rope in Li Ke's hand, no one dared to go up and take it.
Everyone is slandering in their hearts, this His Royal Highness King Wu is too undisciplined!
Li Ke looked around and carried the hemp rope on his hand: "Aren't you going to hang yourself?" I don't need money for this rope, one for each person. ”
"And if you bought the test questions from me, this king also gave away a free funeral, don't be polite, this is what this king should do."
Ministers: "......"
Five surnames and seven hopes: "......"
Li Er: "......"
This Li Ke does things, why is there no lower limit, so not like a royal person?
Li Rui's face turned red: "King Wu, do you really want us to die?" ”
Li Ke shook his head: "It's not that this king wants you to die, it's that you seek death by yourself, and this king just gave you a little help." ”
Wang Min was speechless for a moment: "It's a matter of returning the money and it's over, do you really want to make such a big fuss?" ”
"It's not that this king won't retreat."
Li Ke smiled slightly: "It's all of you who don't want the money to be refunded by this king, so this king can only send ropes, and it is what I should do to meet the wishes of customers." ”
What's the matter, why did they not want to return the money??
Li Rui held back a sentence: "As long as you are willing to retreat, Xiaomin must." ”
"Really?"
Li Ke's face suddenly turned weird.
"Really."
Li Rui's face was firm.
Li Ke threw out a piece of paper: "This king sells the test questions in Chang'an City, where the test questions are withdrawn, write on this paper, you go." ”
Pick up the paper.
Everyone came together at once, after all, it's all about money!
Seeing the content on the paper, Li Rui felt that he was out of breath, and pointed angrily: "The place to withdraw the test questions is in the Western Regions?!" ”
Li Ke nodded with a serious face: "Yes, it's in the Western Regions." ”
Eldest grandson Wuji: "......"
Du Ruhui: "......"
Fang Xuanling: "......"
Whether the carriage from Chang'an to the Western Regions can be reached within a year is a problem, and if there is an accident on the road, it will not be able to arrive in two years!
You sell things in Chang'an City, and if you want to return something, you have to go to the Western Regions??
What the hell is this, isn't it a robbery?!
It's so shameless, it's shameless!
Li Ke said innocently: "This king has said that you don't want to return the money yourself, and it has nothing to do with this king." ”
"If you still want to die, come to this king to receive the rope, hang yourself and send you to a beautiful funeral."
All the ministers stared at him with gloomy faces, eager to go up and show their fists.
Tens of thousands of dollars, and after a few years as an official, you can earn it back.
The main thing is that this bad breath is like choking in the throat and eyes, which is really unpleasant.
Li Rui didn't have a problem, he couldn't really go to the Western Regions to ask for money, right?
Holding back his anger, Li Rui lowered his voice and said: "King Wu, I don't want the 4.7 million yuan, but you have to return those real estate and IOUs to me and invalidate them!" ”
Li Ke shook his head again: "Why do you want to be invalidated?" ”
Li Rui was aggrieved: "Why don't you invalidate?" ”
"Those things are not for me, they are for the saints."
Li Ke said again.
Li Rui: "??? ”
Li Er: "??? ”
Li Er really wants to say now, don't throw me on the trouble I caused.
With a righteous look, Li Er asked majestically: "Li Ke, where do you start talking about this?" ”
"Sage, even if the Zhaojun Li clan buys fake test questions, it is the same sin, and since it has not caused a bad impact, he only needs to offer a little money to pay the fine."
"So when the son sells the test questions, he has already increased the sin tax of one percent, and these taxes are handed over to the father and the emperor to increase the treasury!!"
"Master Li, isn't this your filial piety? Ministers, isn't this a grand scene that reflects the Tang Dynasty and the unity of the emperor and the ministers? ”
Li Ke shouted from above the court, not only the ministers, but even Li Er didn't have eyes to look at it.
This is damn.
Lie and cheat, and find a bunch of reasons.
It's all very reasonable!
Seeing that no one spoke, Li Ke looked around again: "Could it be that what this king said is wrong?" ”
No one spoke.
King Wu's words brought all the saints with him, if he didn't ask for money for a long time, wouldn't he say that he was unfilial and didn't respect the saint?
Seeing the silence, Li Ke glanced at Li Er, who had a strange look on the stage, and continued: "Since no one asks for money, this king can give everyone a promise, and the next time Zijiao Pavilion opens, you will come to buy things at a twenty percent discount." ”
"As for the Li family master, I'll give you a big discount, sixty-four percent off, you should be satisfied, right?"
Li Rui: "......"
Why don't you go to sell things??
Ah, go and be slaughtered once!
Li Rui flicked his sleeves: "Come on, that money should be donated to the national treasury, don't want it!" ”
"King Wu, you are really ruthless, I hope that the next time we meet, you can still come up with this kind of means to deal with a few of us!"
After saying this, the five surnames and seven hopes quickly left after asking for peace.
Li Ke sent away with a smile: "Don't worry, the head of the Li family, next time this king will definitely entertain a few people!" ”
Li Rui is leaving, and he is stumbling at this moment!
Good hospitality?
If I go back next time, I'm afraid that it won't be for Zhaojun Li's family to be directly pitted!
"Li Ke, after you retreat from the court, you will come with me, as for the Aiqing, if you don't want to be in debt, one person will take a rope, and then retreat from the court."
As soon as Li Er's words came out, the ministers stiffened, and they were sure once again that this was a play sung by the sage and Li Ke.
This hemp rope.
You don't need it now, but if you do it again next time, you can use it on the spot!
Inside the Tai Chi Palace.
Li Er tapped on the table and looked at it: "You kid, how much money you make, fifty-five points, don't think about how much you should do." ”