Chapter 80: What Can Carbon-Based Creatures Come Up With?

Li Jing couldn't bear it anymore.

If these two people are allowed to fight like this, he will not be able to eat hot meals in the next life.

simply slapped the chopsticks, pretending to be majestic and said: "Two, this is a meal prepared by Tian Yage, how can it be poisonous?" ”

"If it is poisonous, there is a prince of the country, a governor and a prince, and the three of us are poisoned? He Tian Ya Ge must not be killed by the Nine Clans? ”

Li Jing's words were very reasonable, and Tang Wengan gradually reassured.

Li Ke was a little unhappy.

The order of Li Jing's words, why did it sound so wrong?

Why is he last?

Within the Emperor's group.

The emperors, who clearly heard Li Ke's heart, discussed it one by one.

Nothing else is being discussed.

Precisely.

[The three of them, who should be ranked first.] 】

Liu Che: "According to their official positions, Li Jing and Tang Wengan should indeed be ranked first and second, as for the group leader, what is his prince?" It's not an official! ”

Yang Jian: "What if it is according to status? Li Jingguogong, when he is ranked first, the governor is also quite big, hey, the group leader has no official position and no status, so he can only rank third. ”

Ying Zheng: "As I said earlier, he is Wang Badi's son, what is the difference between the turtle and Wang Badi?" What status can Wang Ba have? ”

Zhao Kuangyin: "@嬴政, this time I agree." ”

Kublai Khan: "Our leader is only one king!" Hey, I want us to be wise and wise, and we have to be controlled by this kind of thing. ”

Li Ke: "......"

has been thinking about it with Tang Wen, Li Ke took a look at the group and found that his group of "cute" group members had some not very "friendly" remarks.

Wang Ba?

He is especially for the country and the people, wise and martial, in the eyes of this group of emperors, he is only a king???

Is it tolerable or unbearable!

[Ying Zheng, Liu Che, Yang Jian, Kublai Khan; Has been banned for a day! 】

Li Ke: "In the future, turtles and kings are not allowed to appear in the group, if I find out, their today is your tomorrow!" ”

Li Ke: "Also, this king is working hard, how can Li Jing, an old horseman, judge every inch of light?" In the future, except for Li Shimin, this king will always be the first, understand? ”

Zhao Kuangyin: "......"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "......"

Qianlong: "......"

Looking at this, it seems that Li Ke is in a hurry.

At this time, Qianlong thought of something and asked: "By the way, the group leader, you haven't told us yet, what method to use to deal with Tang Wengan." ”

Zhu Yuanzhang: "That's right, I have two hobbies in office, fighting traitors and killing traitors, isn't this Tang Wengan a courtier?" ”

Faced with the questions of the two, Li Ke organized the language.

Then he said, "I'm going to use an old move." ”

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Is it a bitter persuasion?" ”

Kublai Khan: "Collect evidence and ask the guilt directly?" ”

Qianlong: "Or is it a combination of soft and hard?" ”

Li Ke: "No, I plan to poison Li Jing directly and frame Tang Wengan." ”

Kublai Khan: "......"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "......"

Qianlong: "......"

This is something that carbon-based organisms can come up with???

"Ahh

Li Jing suddenly sneezed for some reason, rubbed his nose, and waited for Li Ke and Tang Wengan with strange eyes.

Someone scolded him?

Simply taking advantage of this, Li Jing planned to have a small solution, in order to prevent Li Ke and Tang Wengan from making another moth, the three of them went directly.

Three squatting positions.

Li Ke was a little embarrassed and said: "Wei Guogong, you go to the toilet as soon as you go to the toilet, what are you doing with this king and Tang Dudu?" ”

Li Jing glanced at the two of them, took off his robe and said indifferently: "Aren't you afraid that the dishes are poisonous?" Leaving the two of you old husband is also afraid of causing trouble, what, is the old man very handsome when he unties? ”

Seeing that the two of them had been staring at him, Li Jing said angrily.

Li Ke: "......"

Tang Wengan: "......"

Li Ke reluctantly walked to the side of the compartment and said, "This king is going here." ”

Tang Wengan also found a cubicle: "The minister doesn't disturb Wei Guogong, just go here casually." ”

Both doors are closed at the same time.

Li Jing spat out, they are all men, and they are still playing shy?

But he didn't expect it.

Tang Wengan went directly out of the window of the thatched house, quickly came to the dining table, and poured all the sweat medicine he brought into it!

"Damn! I'll let you pull Pentut with a dead man's chariot!" I can't kill you! ”

While poisoning, Tang Wengan was still scolding in his mouth, and hurriedly turned it back after doing this.

But he just walked on the front foot.

Li Ke sneakily infiltrated and added the laxatives he had prepared to Li Jing's bowl one by one.

Even.

After adding, Li Ke also specially mixed well, and there was no trace of half a point.

"Perfect!"

After saying this, Li Ke returned to the thatched house, and as soon as Li Jing lifted his pants, he heard him shout: "Two, the old man is fine, the time for you two to relieve yourself won't be so long, right?" ”

Tang Wengan embarrassedly pushed open the door and said, "Wei Guogong laughed." ”

"I'm sorry, this king is in good health."

Li Ke smiled and pushed open the door and said: "Even if it's a soak of urine, it will take a little half a moment, and it can't be compared with an old man like Wei Guogong!" ”

Li Jing: "......"

A soak of pee can also boast.

Resisting the urge to beat Li Ke, Li Jing and the three returned to the dinner.

Looking at the rice bowl in front of him, Li Jing felt a little bad in his heart for some reason.