Chapter Eighty-Five: How to Make Human Dry!
Li Ke didn't look at the group.
Li Jing's face was dark and red, and now he couldn't wait to pinch this kid to death, and said righteously: "Sage, King Wu went to Gyeongju, and the old minister couldn't go, not unwillingly, but couldn't!" β
Li Jing winked at Li Er, his face full of pity.
It seems to be saying, now that the saint is still there, he dares to squeeze me like this, if I go to Gyeongju, I won't be stripped off a layer of skin by this kid?
"Ahem."
Li Er's face turned blue, and he coughed twice and said, "Pharmacist, I didn't ...... Did you give you the dragon head stick? β
Li Jing said bitterly: "The old minister has a lot of thoughts, His Royal Highness King Wu is your prince after all, how can the minister commit a crime?" β
Li Ke glanced blankly.
This old boy was going to use that stick just now to try his touch, and if he was beaten by Li Shimin, he would be able to make this old boy kick his nose in the face?
If you dare to move, seven big corrupt officials will be able to stuff him in the pot and stew!
Li Ke was very disdainful of Li Jing's fake gesture of inviting merit.
Li Er was very moved and said: "The pharmacist owes you for thinking so much about me, but this kid, if you make a mistake, you can just beat him and finish it!" β
Li Jing was embarrassed: "The prince is majestic ......"
"If he does it again."
Li Er waved his hand and said coldly: "You just treat him as an orphan!" Just hit it and you're done! After committing so many things, I am afraid that he will tarnish the royal reputation, as long as he can't be killed, he will be beaten to death! β
Li Jing: "......"
Is this what a father can say?
Li Ke: "??? β
What do you call him an orphan??
Within the Emperor's group.
Ying Zheng: "The leader of the group has no father, so he reluctantly accepts him as a son, anyway, this Li Shimin's world is not good, Daqin is eternal!" β
Liu Che: "The group leader is so yin, he wins, if you want such a coercive son, aren't you afraid that he will you behind your back?" β
Yang Jian: "Yes, yes, I used to mean this, but now, there is none!" β
Zhao Kuangyin: "If you want such a son, isn't it to add to yourself?" β
Ying Zheng: "Don't be afraid, the main group dares to have a yin forehead, so I will hang him on the city gate, expose him to the sun for a day and a night, let him have a long memory!" β
Liu Che: "......"
Yang Jian: "......"
Zhao Kuangyin: "......"
Kublai Khan: "This is not a lesson. β
Zhu Yuanzhang: "It should be." β
Qianlong: "The production method of human stem is right." β
Li Ke: "......"
Li Ke just joined the group and saw this friendly remark.
Speechless for a while.
Li Ke: "Don't talk nonsense! Where am I? I'm a beautiful boy, a sunny and righteous handsome guy. β
Liu Che: "If you are a handsome guy, sows can climb trees." β
Yang Jian: "You look down on sows? It should be that the leader of the group is a handsome guy, the four seas are irrigated, and there is no drought for thousands of years! β
Li Ke: "......"
As for it?
Qianlong: "Speaking of the group leader, do you really want to go to Gyeongju?" @ηΎ€δΈ». β
Zhao Kuangyin: "The words have been said, and the people have been released, what if you don't go to Gyeongju, this Li Shimin is a pure-stirring stick." β
Kublai Khan: "Don't you dare to do Tang Wengan if the means are yin?" Li Shimin also released people, he is really a dignified emperor of the ages! β
The two emperors were very dissatisfied.
Li Ke was also very helpless: "Actually, I have a good plan, there is no way, Chang'an City is destined to not be able to do Tang Wengan, so I can only go to Gyeongju." β
Liu Che: "Actually, Tang Wengan has already made a move this time, but this guy must be cautious and cautious next, his face is torn anyway, group leader, why don't you do it more excessively?" β
Zhu Yuanzhang: "I've sent people to prison, do you want to go too far?" β
Liu Che: "You don't understand, this time it was Tang Wengan who did it first, and he will definitely be honest on the way to Gyeongju next." β
"But if the group leader goes too far and forces him to do it, then the group leader will do it again, won't he occupy the high ground of justice?"
Li Ke nodded.
That's a good idea.
How to slaughter a rabbit openly? First, the rabbit is forced to bite and bite, and the next thing is to boil water and peel the skin to eat meat.
Outside, Li Er saw that Li Ke had been bowing his head, thinking that this kid must be holding back again, and asked, "Li Ke, what do you think about going to Gyeongju?" β
"I remember, you said that you would kill him in Chang'an City."
Li Ke glanced at him and said, "Didn't Erchen send him to prison?" β
Li Er's eyes were round and he said, "Then what method did you use to send him to the prison?" β
Li Ke spread his hands and said: "What method can Erchen use, it's not that he poisoned the food by himself, and was caught by Erchen's housekeeper." β
Li Ertie's lung qi relieved the pain, pointed at Li Jing and asked: "Mengxue medicine, it's good that he took Mengxue medicine, that thing can only make people sleep." β
"But laxatives are different, do you know how many poisons have a symptom of abdominal pain? And do you think diarrhea doesn't kill people?! β
Li Ke covered his mouth with a gleam of essence and said, "Is it so magical?" β
Li Jing: "......"
Li Er: "......"
Li Er sighed, and suddenly remembered that the kid in front of him was only thirteen, and it was not bad to be able to understand so many principles of governing the country.
Now he himself sent him into danger.
I'm not a good dad.
Li Er sighed and said, "This time it is indeed me who wants to be face-saving, and I directly killed Tang Wengan, and I will be gone." β
"However, if you don't want to go to Gyeongju, bring it up now, I don't force it, at most Gyeongju is against it, and I will send troops to suppress it."
Li Ke's heart warmed, and Li Er still felt sorry for the child.
The tone was a little softer, and Li Ke said: "There is no need to send troops, and the ability of the sons and daughters does not need others to help." β
Li Er: "......"
Li Jing: "......"
Is it so arrogant?
Li Er's angry beard was crooked, he, who was an old man, felt sorry for his son, but his son not only didn't appreciate it, but also slapped him!
Li Er twisted and said, "Okay! You're my good son! β
"Then tell me, how are you going to deal with Tang Wengan?! I want to know, where did you get the confidence of this kid! β