Li Jing: "......"

Wei Zheng: "......"

made such a big detour, just to say that he Li Ke is an iron rooster, and taking money from him is like pulling the feathers of an iron rooster?

Li Jing was completely speechless, looked at the heating pyre in front of him, and suddenly said, "Your Highness, do you know what is here?" ”

Li Ke glanced at it and said, "Wood, you can burn it again after burning it to make carbon." ”

Li Jing picked up a piece of charcoal from it and said: "Ordinary roosters can pluck their feathers when they are scalded to death by boiling water, but this iron rooster, as long as it is melted into molten iron in this fire, it can still be minted into coins." ”

"His Royal Highness King Wu, what do you say?"

Li Ke: "......"

Seeing the appearance of the note in the corner of his eye, Li Jing patted Li Ke's shoulder and said, "King Wu, you are still young, it's useless to ask for so much money, spend money to eliminate disasters." ”

"It's stained with copper, but it doesn't look like a prince."

Li Ke has a straight face, money is not important?

Money is more important than life, Li Jing wants him Li Ke to donate his life?

Li Ke said to Wei Zheng with a straight face: "Zheng Guogong, do you know how to write words?" ”

Wei Zheng was a little confused and said: "Yes, the Bodhisattva Man, Kunlun Nu, and the old man of Silla can all do a little." ”

Li Ke nodded, and then said: "Then you help this king make the first word, and call the Bodhisattva and the medicine master to go out and and pull pants, leisurely." ”

Li Jing: "......"

Li Jing really didn't want to speak, as long as there was a handle in the hands of this kid, he would be able to talk to death, and sighed at this moment: "Your Highness, can we not mention this?" ”

"Nope."

Li Ke said with a straight face: "Your heroic posture that day is unforgettable to this king." ”

"Not only that, but this king also wants Zheng Guogong to write a word card and sing about the ancient and modern, and after a thousand years, there will still be people who will remember the great achievements of Li Jing, the Duke of Weiguo."

Li Jing: "......"

This is not a great achievement.

This is a stench that will last for 10,000 years!

Li Jing didn't want to see Li Ke again, because he was afraid that he really couldn't help but beat this kid!

Li Er rushed over with an angry face at this time, rushed into the barracks and shouted directly: "You stinky boy, kneel down for me!" ”

Li Ke was stunned.

Everyone was stunned.

What's the matter, come up and let him kneel??

Li Ke had no choice but to kneel, Li Er reached out and took the dragon head stick, and received a notice from Gao Lishi.

The above [ordered by the sky, both longevity and eternal prosperity]

It's really glaring.

Li Er waved the dragon head stick and glared at Li Ke with a gloomy face: "You are really very capable, I didn't have so many fancy intestines when you were so old." ”

"I ask you a few questions, and if you don't answer satisfactorily, I'll give you a hundred sticks for one question."

Li Ke's face sank.

Is this going to kill him!?

Emperor group.

Liu Che: "Sell spicy melon seeds!" ”

Yang Jian: "By the way, Lao Liu, what kind of spicy strips did you get from Lao Ying, is it delicious?" ”

Liu Che: "It's okay, in short, it's a thousand times better than anything I've eaten before!" ”

Zhao Kuangyin: "So exaggerated? ”

Qianlong: "I feel like you don't know." ”

Ying Zheng: "Still don't believe it??" Give one for each person, let you taste how delicious this thing is!! ”

[Ying Zheng has distributed red envelopes. 】

Yang Jian: "Damn, this taste." ”

Zhao Kuangyin: "It's a cow." ”

Kublai Khan: "It's delicious. ”

Zhu Yuanzhang: "How much else is this?" ”

Qianlong: "This taste is really capped!" ”

Ying Zheng: "The group owner gave ten packs, one pack, it seems to be four catties." ”

Liu Che: "The four catties of Daqin are about equal to the four catties of my Dahan." ”

Yang Jian: "It's equivalent to two catties of my Da Sui." ”

The emperors made a pass.

It was concluded that these spicy strips were enough for them to eat for a while.

Liu Che: "By the way, this Li Shimin beats the group leader every day, can you come up with some new tricks?" Like some bondage, something. ”

Yang Jian: "That's all in that photo. ”

Zhao Kuangyin: "By the way, that's something from the Wa Kingdom, right?" ”

Kublai Khan: "In a mere land, the things that come out are really cute, but there are always some white spots on the photo of the group leader for some reason." ”

Li Ke: "......"

He was beaten outside, and this group of emperors ate spicy strips and watched the play.

And the white spots, but a poem that has been passed down through the ages!

Li Ke: "Everyone, I'll give you a poem." ”

Li Ke: "Sitting alone in the study as a wife,

This matter is ashamed to be mentioned by outsiders.

The computer hides the Dongying girl,

Paper towels on the table are neatly arranged.

One up and one gradually into the play,

Quickly and slowly, the eyes are blurred.

Bit by bit to the ground,

Children and grandchildren will be turned into mud. ”

Liu Che: "......"

Yang Jian: "......"

Zhao Kuangyin: "......"

Kublai Khan: "......"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "......"

Qianlong: "......"

Ying Zheng: "Is this poem famous?" ”

Li Ke: "Yes, it's called handcuff poetry." ”

Qianlong: "Why do you look so familiar?" ”

Li Ke: "Laughing Lin Guangji." ”

Qianlong: "......"

Qianlong: "It's inappropriate for me to say something, there is a part of this book, which I wrote when I was bored, and then let He Shen compile it." ”

Li Ke: "......"

Hidden in the city, it turns out that the emperors also have such a side.

Outside.

Li Shimin pointed to the notice, and the dragon head stick was about to poke Li Ke's face and asked, "You come to explain, what's going on with this Inte!?" ”