No matter how big the arms are, they can't compare to the thighs
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In the fourth episode, no matter how big the arms are, they can't compare to the thighs
"What's that?" Marisa asked in surprise when she saw me suddenly pull something out of my sleeve.
"Well," I raised my hand and shook my sleeve a few times, "it's called a sleeve." ”
"What's the use of it?" Marisa grabbed my hand and looked into my sleeve, only to see a black patch. I withdrew my hand and said, "Well, you can use it for something or something!"
"Can I hold something? How can I hold anything?Can I hold a book?If so, how much can I hold?" Hearing me say that it could be used to hold things, Marisa's eyes lit up and she asked four questions in succession. "Of course, you think mine is a three-day-old garbage skill! Not to mention books, it's not a problem to install the entire library. "I'm dissatisfied.
Marisa didn't know what skills meant, but when I told me that I could fit the entire library into it, I was overjoyed.
Hurriedly said to me, "Then teach me quickly." Marisa almost burst out laughing at the thought of being able to take Pache all of her books with her at once.
I looked her up and down, and replied leisurely: "With your qualifications, as long as you work hard, it will take a few hundred years, and you should be able to achieve a little success!"
"What, it's going to take hundreds of years, I don't know how many years I've been dead by then, and I'm still learning a fart!" Hearing my words, Marisa was disappointed and couldn't help but say with some chagrin. Suddenly, Marisa felt that there was something wrong with my words, "No, you're only in your twenties, how can you practice the skill you said would take hundreds of years to develop, uh, it?" asked Marisa.
"When did I say I was only in my twenties. I took a few snacks and put them in my mouth, answering as I ate. Marisa was asked. She was more concerned about what she wanted than about my age, and asked, "Well, isn't there something a little easier?"
"Nope. "I cut off her hope with a word, hehe, of course, not only that, but I also have a bunch of tools with the same effect, such as Qiankun rings, space bags, storage bracelets, etc. However, I am not so generous as to send my things around, even if it is useless, others will have to pay a price to get it, and the equivalent exchange is one of my life rules.
Disappointed, Marisa lay listlessly on the warm table, I ignored her, and now I should fill my stomach first. At this time, Yakumo Purple and Reimu sat back at the table, looking at Marisa's appearance, Reimu asked strangely, "Is this guy like this?" I threw a cookie into my mouth and replied, "I don't know." Reimu looked at me suspiciously, then at Marisa, and didn't bother about it. Seeing me eating, Reimu felt strange, "Where did you get these things?" "That was Dongfang took out of his own sleeve. Marisa, who was lying on her stomach, suddenly said first.
Sleeves, Reimu and Yakumo Zi both felt a little inexplicable, and glanced at each other, but did not continue to ask. Marisa next to me couldn't help but taste it when she saw how delicious I was eating. "Delicious. After trying it, Marisa realized that the snacks tasted very good, "What's that called?" Marisa asked, holding a cookie. Before I could answer, Yakumo had already said, "That's called cookies." ”
"How do you know about cookies, have you eaten them before?"
"Well, I've eaten a lot of it in this world. Yakumo replied with a nod.
In this world, I think it refers to the outside world, and for a crack that can manipulate the power of the realm, it can be said that it is easy to pass through the barrier here. I thought to myself. Reimu and Marisa next to her didn't feel strange when they heard Yakumo's words, they also knew that she would often run outside, only Reimu glared at Yakumo Purple angrily, it was this guy's nonsense, and he often caused all kinds of problems in the Hakurei Great Enchantment. Yakumo smiled disapprovingly at her.
"You two should give it a try," Marisa beckoned to the two of them, "or we're going to eat them all." ”
"You know how to eat. Reimu said angrily. But I still tried the dim sum, and Yakumo Zi was not welcome, and the two of them tasted it, and it was indeed delicious. Yakumo Zi couldn't help but admire: "It tastes much better than what I used to eat, is this what you made?"
"Of course," I replied, "who do you think I am, such a trifle is not a matter of hand. ”
"Net is bragging. Reimu sneered. This mother-in-law, she always dismantles my platform, and she must teach her a lesson in the future. I pretended not to hear her, picked up my tea and took a sip. Well, the corner of my eye swept away, and I suddenly had a very bad thing, no, it should be a bad thing for the three of them.
"There's something unfortunate to tell you," all three looked up at me, not knowing what I wanted to say. "These snacks were given some strong laxatives by me. ”
"Poof", Marisa, who was stuffing something into her mouth, squirted out all the food at once. "What do you say. The three of them asked in unison. I honestly replied, "I said, there are laxatives in the snack, well, the time is up." The three of Reimu were still thinking about the meaning of my words, when a few thunderous noises came, and their faces suddenly turned from red to white, and cold sweat flowed from their foreheads.
"Ouch, I can't take it anymore. Marisa, who had eaten the most, couldn't help it first, and rushed to the toilet while holding her stomach, followed by Yakumo Murasaki. "You wait for me. Reimu said a cruel word and chased after him.
"Life is so beautiful!" I sighed as I drank tea.
Half an hour later, when I was a little drowsy, the three of Reimu returned. Seeing my leisurely face, Marisa rushed over and grabbed me by the collar, and shouted at me angrily, "You guy, can you tell me why there are laxatives in my food?" ”
"There's a laxative, and you still say it's okay?" said Marisa looked at me with a monster on her face.
"Are you underestimating me?" I said with some dissatisfaction, "even if it is a laxative, it will not be an ordinary commodity in my hands, it is made of various precious materials, and then after heavy processing, it can clean up a large number of harmful substances in the human body, which is very good for the human body." Others can't eat it if they want to, you should feel lucky, and there are so many complaints. ”
"Always bragging. Marisa said with a disdainful look on her face, but she also felt that the laxative she was taking was unusual. At this time, she only felt that her physical condition was better than before, her whole body was fluttering, as if she had inexhaustible strength, and the flow of magic in her body was much faster. Is that really what the guy said?
Reimu and the others also sat down, she coughed, began to speak, and said, "Forget it, we won't pursue this matter anymore, but you can't do this kind of thing again in the future, otherwise you will look good." ”
"I'm sorry, it's the last one!" I felt a little regretful, wouldn't it be better to refine some more?" "That's great, well, now I have something important to tell you." Lingmeng took a sip of tea, calmed down his feelings, and then said to me with some reluctance: "From today on, you can stay here." ”
"Don't. "I already knew about it, so I postponed it quickly, so I didn't want to send someone to the fence! So much without freedom! Well, Ling couldn't dream of the decision he had made with great difficulty, and the other party actually refused in one bite, and he was very angry in his heart, and he was angry. Yakumo Zi grabbed her and said, "Then do you have a place to go?"
"Well, not really. ”
"That's it, since you don't have a place to go, it's better to live here temporarily, and when you have a place to live, it's not too late to move out. Yakumo Zi persuaded.
Well, yes, I thought about it, and I agreed to their request.
Seeing that I had agreed, Reimu said, "Okay, then let's decide!" Finally, I'll say one more thing, even though I don't really want to. Welcome to Gensokyo. ”......
At nightfall, Hakurei Shrine, Reimu is preparing dinner at this time.
"Hey, I said, why are you two guys here?" Looking at the two people in front of me, oh, it should be said that it was one person and one demon, I said with some distress.
"Needless to say, of course, it's to prevent you from suddenly being beastly in the middle of the night and attacking Reimu. When confronted with my questioning, Marisa retorted unceremoniously. Hearing her words, I was furious: "Joke, do you think I'm going to be interested in you stinky yellow-haired girls? Besides, if I really want to do that, no matter how many people try to stop it, you two will only come with two more dishes." ”
Hearing my words, Marisa also got angry, and rubbed her fists and said, "Oh, what a big breath, if it wasn't for the night, I definitely want you to taste my awesomeness." ”
"Don't dream, even if you still want to defeat me, don't think you can do it if you go to cultivate for another 10,000 years. "I dug my nostrils and disdained the authentic. Marisa was just about to rush, but Reimu had already shouted to her, "Marisa, you have so much time to quarrel with him, you might as well come and help get something, you know that you come to eat white food all day long." ”
"Here it is," Marisa replied, then turned to me again, "I'll let you know I'm great tomorrow." With that, he ran into the kitchen.
I was bored when I saw Marisa running away, but when I turned my head, I found a good target to hit the clock. I looked Yakumo up and down, only looking at her as unnatural. I couldn't help but ask, "Is there something wrong with you?"
"I said the old woman...... "I had just opened my mouth, and before I could ask a question, I suddenly disappeared from where I was. Yakumo Zi tapped his shoulder twice with a fan, and said slowly: "It's very rude to call a young girl an old woman!" At this time, Reimu also came out, and when he saw that Yakumo Zi was alone, he couldn't help but ask strangely, "What about that guy in the east?"
"I'm outside. I walked in from the outside, "Why, do you miss me so much after not seeing you for a while?" ”
"You're not going to die. Reimu glared at me angrily, hehe, I ignored her, and just smiled at the surprised Yakumo Murasaki. "Reimu, why is this kind of thing again, don't you get tired of eating this all day?" Marisa grumbled as she walked out, holding a few things in her hand, just like Reimu. Lingmeng listened and said angrily: "What can I do, do you think I want to! The incense money is pitiful, and there is no way to buy good things, plus there are always guys who eat white food, do you think it can be bad?"
"The shrine is still so depressed!" Marisa said with a sigh as she pretended not to hear what was going on.
"Okay, don't talk so much nonsense, if you don't agree, you don't eat it. Reimu sat down and ignored her.
Marisa muttered a few words, but sat down, "You're welcome!" and the others said this, and began to eat dinner.
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