231 Scheming with each other
"An An, you find out that show and show it to your uncle!"
After returning home, Fang Qiong commanded.
Yang Jiu'an was stupid: "Now? β
"It's rare that your uncle, aunt, and aunt are all here, let's watch it together as a family."
ββ¦β¦β
Dare to love my mother took this show as the Spring Festival Gala, and watched it with the whole family......
Yang Jiu'an complained silently and politely refused: "Mom, let's change the day, it's too late today." β
Fang Qiong didn't follow: "What's late, it's not even nine o'clock." β
She cast a pleading glance at Teacher Shen.
Shen Yize is also a little numb, even if he watches it with his mother-in-law, he can watch it with his relatives, what is the difference between this and a public execution?
After thinking about it, he really wanted to see An An being executed publicly, so he took the initiative to say, "I'll get it." β
"You-"
Yang Jiu'an was about to die.
Shen Yize ignored her, called up the video in a slippery manner, and projected it on the TV.
At the beginning of the feature film, An An appeared, the camera only showed her slender legs, and she hadn't taken a straight face, Fang Qiong was afraid that others wouldn't see it, so she immediately explained in dialect: "This is!" β
Fang Youcheng said: "Is this Sister An's cub? Beautiful! β
Yang Jiuan couldn't find a crack to drill into, but there was no crack to drill here, so she had to pinch his arm to vent her anger. The guy didn't care, and smiled smugly at her, so angry that her teeth itched, if someone hadn't been there, she would have pushed him on the sofa to clean him up.
Soon, An An's monologue sounded:
"I have lived in Jiangnan for six years, and my feelings about Jiangnan are my second hometown, which is very familiar and friendly. Everyone has some fantasies about love, I hope to meet someone who understands me, someone who will be heart-pounding even if they are speechless. β
She dragged her suitcase to the side of the street, and the camera gradually shifted from a side face to a straight face.
It's beautiful.
This picture, every time he sees it, Shen Yize's heart will be moved.
Fang Jue asked, "You will settle in Jiangnan in the future?" Can't you come back? β
Before the words fell, she realized that she was speaking in dialects, switched to Mandarin and asked Shen Yize: "Do you understand our dialect?" β
Shen Yize replied in Sichuan dialect: "I understand." β
"Yay-" Fang Qiong was a little surprised, "You're going to be talking!" β
She couldn't have imagined that a Jiangnan person could speak the Sichuan and Shu dialects, she knew that this was the case, why did she bother to speak so much Mandarin.
Yang Jiuan replied for him: "He said it well, and I don't know who I learned it from." β
Shen Yize said cheekily: "I am self-taught, and I have a high talent for languages. β
"Really? Why didn't I see you learning English so fast? β
"Because Mr. Yang, you are so beautiful, I don't have the heart to study."
As soon as these words came out, several elders immediately cast smiling glances.
Yang Jiu'an's cheeks were slightly hot, and he gently pushed him a little shyly.
Halfway through the show, Yang Jiuan really couldn't sit still, so he leaned into Shen Yize's ear and said, "Do you want to go out for a ride?" β
"For a ride?"
"My mom has a little electric donkey, I'll take you."
"You're going to take me?"
"Yes, my skills are better than yours, of course I carried you. How, do you want to go? β
Shen Yize knew that An An wanted to go out to avoid the limelight, and he couldn't bear to see her sitting on pins and needles all the time, so he nodded and said, "Okay." β
Yang Jiu'an asked Fang Qiong for the car keys, and the two quickly changed their shoes and went out.
"Whew, it's done!"
Downstairs, Yang Jiuan breathed a long sigh of relief, and then glared at him angrily: "It's all your fault!" When I go to your house, I'll let my uncle and aunt watch the show too! Hum! β
"Yes, when the time comes, you can tell my parents about your mental journey."
"I don't want to get in the car!"
Yang Jiuan pushed the little electric donkey out of the carport, straddled it, pointed behind him with his thumb quite domineeringly, and motioned for him to get into the car.
"Are you really carrying me? Can you? β
"Are you questioning my technology?"
"No ......"
Shen Yize didn't question An An's technique - he didn't dare to give him ten dares - he was just a little embarrassed, shouldn't it be a boy carrying a girl? Why did he get so sexually changed here?
He thought for a moment and said, "Well, how about you take me when I go out and I pick you up when I come back?" β
Yang Jiu'an nodded: "Yes, then you have to know the way well." β
The brightly lit streets, the night wind whistling in his ears, the little electric donkey was racing unstoppable, and he hugged the little waist of his beloved girl tightly.
He was actually driven by a girl on a small electric donkey, which is really a lifetime.
Yang Jiu'an not only rode fast, but also very steady, after driving into the main road, suddenly opened, the road was straight and spacious, An An immediately increased his speed.
Bike-sharing bikes are overtaken, overtaken, and then left far behind.
Shen Yize felt the attention of passers-by, but he didn't care, on the contrary, he was very relaxed.
He didn't want to do anything, he went wherever she took him, and this feeling of physical and mental emptiness was particularly pleasant.
"I want to eat that!"
Yang Jiuan pointed to the barbecue stall not far away and said.
"Let's go! I invite you! β
Shudu's cold cup is very famous in the country, even if it is New Year's Day, business is still very prosperous.
Sitting on the side of the street, the air was filled with the smell of spices and the cacophony of men after they had drunk too much.
Different from the barbecue in the south and north of the Yangtze River, the Sichuan and Shu barbecue is as "domineering" as the Sichuan girl, both fragrant and spicy and numb, people who don't like it don't like it very much, but those who like it will be very good.
Shen Yize is very good, whether it is for the Sichuan Shu barbecue or the Sichuan girl in front of him.
"Oh huhuhu-"
Yang Jiu'an ate her favorite roasted corn and shook her hands excitedly.
Shen Yize smiled and asked, "Is it so delicious?" β
"Uh-huh, super delicious!"
"Is it delicious that the boss baked or is it delicious that I baked?"
If you don't agree with each other, you will come to send a proposition, Yang Jiuan chewed corn and thought for a moment, and said euphemistically: "You bake something more special." β
Shen Yize was amused: "You are really perfunctory!" What's so special, it's unpalatable, isn't it? β
Yang Jiuan also smiled: "No, it's special, hmm...... Particularly loving! β
"That is, I am all private for you, sometimes salty, sometimes light, sometimes burnt, sometimes raw...... Although the baked food in the store is delicious, it is so delicious that it is too boring. Unlike me, the ones I bake are unpalatable, but they are strangely unpalatable, and they will give you a new experience every time......"
Shen Yize was talking nonsense seriously, and Yang Jiuan leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.
The two barbecued soy milk and chatted while eating.
Halfway through eating, the bell of the micro-message suddenly rang.
Yang Jiuan sucked his fingers, wiped them clean on the paper, took out his mobile phone, looked at it, and said, "Yours." β
Shen Yize had already seen it, and he turned the phone screen to An An: "My mother, do you want to say hello?" β
"Now?" Yang Jiuan was startled, "But I don't have makeup ......"
"It's okay, you're beautiful with or without makeup, wipe the oil from the corners of your mouth - I'll wipe it for you."
He took out a tissue and gently wiped the grease stains from the corners of An Yatou's mouth, and then picked up the video call request.
"Hey, Mom!"
Mother Wu Ping looked at her son's environment: "Where is it?" β
"Eat barbecue outside!"
Shen Yize held up a barbecue skewer and shook it in front of the camera.
"Eating so late?"
"Eat early, it's a supper. Where's my dad? β
"Your dad secretly watched "Heartbeat Signal" on his mobile phone!"
Dad's voice: "I didn't! You talk nonsense! β
"Yes, yes, I'm talking nonsense!"
Wu Ping said perfunctorily, then approached the mobile phone, lowered his voice and said: "Your father has swiped it several times, and he has also reported the comments that say bad things about you one by one." β
Thinking that the second elder must have felt uncomfortable after reading those negative remarks, Shen Yize was both angry and guilty, and hurriedly said: "Mom, you and Dad just watch the show, don't read the comments, there are many trolls on the Internet, don't care about them." β
"I never look at that, my son I understand, I don't have to tell me. Are you alone? β
Mom didn't dwell on this issue, and quickly diverted the conversation.
"Me and An An. She said she wanted to say hi to you. β
Shen Yize patted the chair next to him and motioned for An An to sit over.
"Okayβwait, I'm going to get my reading glasses."
Yang Jiu'an sat down beside him, and when he heard this, he instantly tensed, and hurriedly took a selfie to tidy up his appearance.
Seeing this, Shen Yize gently patted her leg and comforted her: "Don't be nervous, just say hello, my mother likes you, I watched the show in the past two days, and I can praise you vigorously." β
Wu Ping, who was wearing reading glasses, reappeared on the screen, and Shen Yize turned the camera to An An.
Yang Jiuan immediately changed into a well-behaved sitting posture and a sweet smile, and greeted softly: "Hello, Auntie!" β
"Ouch! Girl, you're so pretty! It's even better than on TV! β
Wu Ping helped her reading glasses, she was not polite, as soon as An An appeared on the scene, she said hello sweetly, she felt that her heart was about to be sweetened.
This little girl is so cute, she is very well-behaved and gentle at first glance.
There is no elder who doesn't like a well-behaved and gentle junior.
What's more, she has always wanted a girl, no matter how good her son is, after all, she is not as intimate as her daughter, such as Shen Yize, although he is very capable and sensible, but once he has been in Jiangnan for more than ten years, he almost never takes the initiative to call home.
It's a pity that the policy didn't allow it back then, and she always regretted it, but now when she sees An An, she seems to see the appearance of her ideal daughter, and she likes it so much.
Shen Yize said: "Mom, during the Spring Festival this year, An An wants to go to our house for the New Year. β
Yang Jiuan echoed: "Is it okay, Auntie?" It won't bother you, will it? β
"Harm, what's the trouble, girl, you're too polite! If you are willing to come, uncles and aunts are very welcome! β
Wu Ping was so happy that she couldn't keep her mouth shut.
What people are most afraid of is comparison, the son has been dating his ex-girlfriend for several years, but the other party has never set foot in Jiangzhou, in contrast, this girl is willing to visit their two elders, which is enough to prove that she attaches great importance to this relationship.
Wu Ping was even more satisfied.
After eating supper, Shen Yize took An An home.
He is also an old driver, but he deliberately rode very slowly, saying that it was safe to be safe, but what he wanted in his heart was to let An An hold for a while.
The little nephew went to bed early, his aunt took him back to the hotel early, and Fang Youcheng and Fang Jue stayed until eleven o'clock before leaving.
While his mother was not paying attention, Yang Jiuan leaned into Shen Yize's ear and whispered, "Wait a while, my mother will sleep, and you will come to my room secretly." β
Shen Yize knew that An An wanted to watch the special edition of the first issue with him, but this girl's wording and tone made his mouth dry for a while.
When Fang Qiong returned to the room to rest, Shen Yize immediately slipped into An An's boudoir lightly.
"Come on, come on, I'm halfway there."
"Why don't you wait for me?"
"I can't help it, it's okay, I'll accompany you to see it from the beginning."
The ratings of the first episode have not yet come out, but the program has been on Jiangnan TV for only one day, and the number of broadcasts has exceeded 50 million, which shows its high popularity.
In contrast,The number of broadcasts of the special version is much less,It's just over 200,000 in half an hour online,But,Jiangnan TV has only been established for half a month,The number of member users has exceeded 200,000,Or even far more,From this point of view,It's terrifyingγ
With less playback, the barrage will naturally be much less - except for the beginning.
The moment I clicked on the video, I saw that there were films of "all VIPs, speak arrogantly", and there was an inner taste in an instant.
The special version is only half an hour long, and it is a pure film, without the voiceover of the heart-warming detective.
Jiangnantai very chicken thief cut some of the interaction between everyone in pairs, so that people can't see the clues.
[In the kitchen, Shen and Qin were preparing food, and Yang Jiuan turned his back to the two, not knowing what they were doing.
At this time, the picture was given to An An, who was cutting lemons. γ
The barrage god jumped out immediately:
"The female one can't cook, how can she hold a knife like this?"
"Is this sawing lemons?"
"I used to cut it like this, and then my fingers were gone"
"This girl is so stupid, but I just want to find such a stupid girl"
"Don't dream about the front, the people who can be on this show are definitely smarter than you"
"What are you doing? β
Shen Yize leaned over.
"I want to make a pot of lemonade."
"Do you know that there is a saying that martial arts in the world are only fast and unbreakable?"
"Huh?"
"Go under the knife quickly so that the lemon juice doesn't run off."
"But I'm afraid it'll roll and cut into my hand."
"No, it won't. Give me the knife, and I'll show you. β
"Oh."
Yang Jiu'an put down the knife and stepped aside.
The subtitles are appropriately typed with the word "well-behaved".
"The lemon won't roll as long as you hold it down with a little force. Don't hesitate to cut from top to bottom. This knife is so sharp, it doesn't need to be pulled back and forth, it's not wood, and you're not a saw, right? Why torture people......"]
I don't know if the quality of the audience who paid the fee is higher, and there are no negative remarks in the barrage, all are:
"Hahaha, Zhuang Yi is so funny to speak"
"It's a pity that Zhuang Yi's feature film is missing, there are a lot of plus points"
"I feel that the editing is deliberately doing things, Zhuang Yiren is very good"
"Zhuang Yi is the most natural"
"No wonder the woman sent a text message to Zhuang Yi, it would be very inexplicable if she didn't broadcast this paragraph"
"Sure enough, a special version was released." Yang Jiuan said, "I sent you a text message on the first day, not only because you cooked deliciously, but also because you patiently taught me to make lemonade, I think you must be a good personββ"
"Eh, eh!" Shen Yize interrupted, "What's the matter, why did you give me a good person card?" I don't take it! β
"I'm praising you, praising you for hiding well, making me mistakenly think that you are just enthusiastic and patient, but I didn't expect you to be lustful and thief, if I had noticed this, I would have guarded against you."
[Shen Yize quickly cut three lemons, then poured two bottles of mineral water into the kettle, and put three thin slices of lemons into it.
Yang Jiu'an brought honey and sugar and asked, "Do you only put three slices?" I usually put one. β
"Then don't you usually feel sour?"
"I'll add honey and sugar to the sour!"
"Uh......"
The subtitles slowly typed out three dots. γ
"Hahaha"
"The Psychological Shadow Area of Seeking Tranquility"
"The female one is really cute and lovely"
[Shen Yize said: "In the future, you can add less lemons."] I'll freeze the rest for you, and take it out to soak when you want to drink it, usually half a slice in a glass of water, and two to three slices in a pot are enough. β
"Oh, that's it......"
"Give me honey and sugar. You should like something a little sweeter, right? β
"Yes!"
Shen Yize added some more honey and stirred well.
"Thank you!"
"Don't thank you for such a trivial matter, see you outside."
Shen Yize said while washing the cutting board.
Yang Jiuan held the kettle and glanced at him secretly.
This action was captured by the camera, and the word "aiming" was deliberately added.
"Then you work hard, I'll go outside and wait for dinner!"
Qin Wandi concentrated on cutting the potatoes, and said without raising her head: "Go, I'll call you when it's ready." βγ
"This Glimpse Caught Me"
"The heart is moved, her heart is moved"
"An Yi's interaction is a little sweet"
"An Yi CP lock me up!"
"Zhuang Yi is really patient, if it were me, I would be tempted"
Shen Yize smiled and said: "Why are you secretly targeting me, do you think I'm so handsome, so charming, and so attractive?" β
"Phew! Not at all! Yang Jiuan flatly denied: "You are less narcissistic!" β
"You still don't admit it? Even the barrage can be seen. β
"Cut, the barrage also shows that you are deliberately courteous, is it also right?"
Shen Yize didn't think about it: "Of course it's right, do you think I'm helpful?" Not really! If you change to another girl, I won't notice what she's cutting at all, and it's only you, I always pay attention to your every move, and find the opportunity to brush a wave of goodwill in front of you. β
Yang Jiu'an glanced at him: "You scheming boy!" β
Shen Yize laughed and said: "If you don't put a little effort into it, how can you catch up with Yang Da Beauty?" You are so difficult to chase, how many young talents have followed you one after another, why should I defeat my rivals one by one, can I only rely on this old face! β
"Hmph, I just fell for you!"
Yang Jiuan clicked on the voting link, and when he looked at the ranking, the number of votes for An Yi's CP was close to the third.
She slapped his arm vigorously: "Wow, wow, we're about to catch up with the third!" β
Obviously it was just an event to vote to see the tidbits, but she was excited as if she could get married on the spot if she won the first place.
Shen Yize smiled, pinched her cute little face, and said calmly: "Why are you so excited, ranking first has no effect on us." β
"Why not? If you take the first place, you can watch the tidbits of the two of us! Don't you want to watch it? β
"I think, when the show is over, I'll ask my senior brother for materials, and let's watch it slowly."
"That's not interesting, no barrage. I want everyone to like us and bless us, and there'sβ"
Yang Jiu paused, looked at him and said, "Let everyone supervise you, there are too many beautiful girls in the entertainment industry, I'm afraid you won't be able to control it one day." β
Shen Yize laughed: "You still say that I am scheming, you are a scheming girl!" β