246 Identity Swap

"Hey, Mom, we're almost there, no need to do it, just go up by ourselves, okay, I'll see you later."

Hung up the phone, and heard An An ask: "How long will it take?" ”

"Five minutes."

"What to do, I'm so nervous."

Shen Yize glanced at her and said with a smile: "Don't be so nervous, my parents are very gentle and won't make things difficult for you." ”

Yang Jiuan kept taking a deep breath: "What type of girls do your parents like?" ”

"I like you like that."

"Come less, that's you, not your parents."

"I like it, and my parents like it."

Yang Jiuan said angrily: "Can you be serious, I'm really nervous now, you see, my palms are sweating." ”

Shen Yize pinched her little hand, and it was really a little sweaty.

"I'm not kidding, my parents always tell me that they like them as long as I like them," he explained. However, as parents, they must still hope that their daughter-in-law will be gentle and well-behaved, diligent and virtuous. ”

"What then? I'm just right out of the way of what you're talking about......"

Shen Yize couldn't help laughing: "You are quite self-aware." ”

Yang Jiuan gave him a beating.

"You can't behave like that," he grabbed her handle, "you can't beat me like that in front of my parents, you should at least pretend to be gentle." ”

"How do you pretend to be?"

"It's very simple, just listen to me, I let you go east, you go east, I let you go west, you go west-"

Yang Jiu'an interrupted: "Is it just to obey you?" ”

"This is basic, if you want to impress my parents, you need to go further, for example, when you eat, you take the initiative to give me meat clips and eat your own vegetables, and when you get up in the morning, you prepare milk and bread, kneel at the head of the bed and serve me to eat......"

"Hehe, are you looking for a girlfriend, or a maid?"

β€œBingo!” Shen Yize snapped his fingers, "Your comprehension is okay, not bad, not bad, very potential, if you serve me with the attitude of a maid, my parents will be satisfied-what are you doing?" ”

He caught a glimpse of An An pinching his knuckles, and suddenly felt bad.

Yang Jiuan smiled kindly: "Wait for you to stop, you stop the car, I can serve you well!" ”

The moment Shen Yize parked, the screams of marmots immediately sounded in the community.

Carrying a large box and a small box upstairs, he was about to ring the doorbell, but was stopped by An An:

"Wait, wait!"

She took out her foundation and looked at the small mirror to take a closer look at her appearance.

"I'm neatly dressed, right? No wrinkles or anything, right? ”

Shen Yize had a black line: "Are you kidding me?" Can a down jacket be wrinkled? I'm knocking on the door! ”

"Wait, wait!"

"Ding-dong-"

The crisp sound of an old-fashioned doorbell swirls down the hallway.

"Here we go!"

There was a mother's voice from behind the door, followed by a "whew", Shen Yize turned his head to look, and saw Yang Jiu'an caressing his chest and breathing deeply.

It was the first time he had seen An An in this state, and he suddenly had a bold idea.

"Coming back?" Wu Ping opened the door, glanced at Shen Yize, and immediately fell on the beautiful girl beside her son, "This is An An, right?" ”

"Hello Auntie."

Yang Jiu'an's eyes bent into crescents, and he bent slightly at Wu Ping very politely.

My mother was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth: "It's really beautiful, even more beautiful than on TV." Come in, come in! ”

"Old Shen! What are you doing? My son is back, come out quickly! ”

"It's coming, it's coming, what's the hurry!"

The moment Shen Lingyun walked out of the bedroom, Shen Yize couldn't help but say "":

"Dad, what are you...... Are you going to any event? ”

Dad was wearing the same uniform as he had been in the service, and he remembered that he would only wear it when he was invited to attend a big event as a retired soldier.

Shen Lingyun didn't answer and asked: "I want to dress decently for the New Year, is there any problem?" ”

The point is that I haven't seen you wear it like this before the New Year!

Shen Yize complained in his heart, but he didn't say a word, because he noticed that his mother had also been carefully dressed up, and even made a hairstyle and makeup, which was rare and had the appearance of a flower in the army back then.

"Hello uncle!"

Yang Jiuan greeted him obediently.

"Hello, hello! Sit sit, sit, sit! ”

Wu Lingyun instructed Shen Yize: "You pour water!" ”

Shen Yize turned his head and instructed Yang Jiu'an: "An'an, go pour a glass of water." ”

Yang Jiuan was obviously stunned, and quickly got up two seconds after sitting down.

Wu Ping grabbed her: "You sit, you sit." ”

then educated Shen Yize: "Are you embarrassed? An An is a guest, you are the host, who should pour water? ”

Shen Yize patted his head: "Oh, I haven't adjusted for a while, usually at home, An An has never let me pour water, and I have become a habit." ”

Yang Jiu'an almost burst out laughing, glaring at him without a trace.

is really good at acting, she really doesn't pour much water at home, she usually asks someone to do it for her.

"Uncle and aunt, I brought you some souvenirs."

I stood up and just gave the gift first.

She opened her suitcase and introduced her hometown specialties as she took things out.

Wu Ping said repeatedly: "Come on, what kind of gifts do you bring......

Shen Lingyun echoed: "It's too polite, we just went to Shudu on National Day, and we bought a lot of specialties." ”

Yang Jiu'an smiled gently: "It's okay, these things can't be broken, you can eat them slowly." This is my uncle's own sausage, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat spicy, the peppers are relatively small, only a little spicy. ”

"We can eat, we can eat, we usually eat a little spicy. Ouch, that's so kind, next time I come, don't bring anything, it's too out-of-the-box. ”

Yang Jiu'an responded sweetly with a "yes".

Although she knew that her aunt was just polite, she was still excited to hear the phrase "come back next time".

At least the first impression is good!

Shen Yize made tea for his parents, saw that there were lemons in the refrigerator, and made a glass of lemonade for An An.

He obviously planned to take advantage of the few days when he went home, he could be a blessing to call An An, but unexpectedly, "taking care of her" had become a habit, so that when he found the lemon, he unconsciously took it out and soaked it, and there was no superfluous idea at all.

When the lemonade was delivered to Yang Jiu'an, he realized that something was wrong: Now I am the master, how can there be a reason for the master to serve tea and pour water for the girl?

He was thinking about how to create An An'an's rebellion, and his mother had already put it aside to check the household registration.

"I watched the show, and you said you were the director?"

Yang Jiuan replied truthfully: "I studied photography and am now a documentary director. ”

"Documentaries are good, and those who make documentaries are artists."

Wu Ping doesn't know how to do it, she just talks about it according to stereotypes, whether it's right or wrong, as long as it's good.

Shen Lingyun also said: "Those who engage in artistic creation are no wonder they have such temperament. ”

This time she was held too high, Yang Jiuan was a little embarrassed, and it was rare to be modest: "No, no, I have just entered the industry, and I have not yet reached such a high level." ”

Next, his mother asked about Yang Jiu'an's family, and Shen Yize also learned by the way that An An's father was the owner of an Internet company, and his grandparents were still alive and well, and he was currently living in Hangzhou.

As for the situation on his mother's side, Shen Yize has long known that Fang Qiong was originally an internist, but now he has been transferred to an administrative department, and his grandparents have passed away. There are no elderly people in the family, and they can't get together during the New Year's holidays, Fang Qiong is used to traveling all over the world, and Yang Jiuan will go to his father's house to visit his grandparents.

In addition to the divorce of her parents, which can be called a perfect family background, An An is a proper Bai Fumei, her family conditions are good, she is still so motivated and so good, her mother's love and liking are not disguised in the slightest, and she almost didn't write the word "satisfaction" on the door of her head.

My mother asked a bunch of questions, and she also asked some taboo questions, such as why her parents divorced.

Shen Yize blamed his mother a little in his heart, how could he ask such a question when they met for the first time? You can be even more tactful!

He was very afraid that his mother would accidentally step on Yang Jiu'an's sore feet and stimulate her nature, which would not be easy to do.

Fortunately, An An behaved very docile from beginning to end, more obedient than the white sunflower cockatoo raised by her father, so that Shen Yize, who was sitting next to her, was a little uncomfortable.

"Your tutor must be very strict."

My mother seemed to be deeply moved by Yang Jiu'an's quiet temperament, and asked with feeling.

"Yes, my mom has always told me that the most important thing for a girl is to be gentle and considerate."

"Poofβ€”ahem!"

Shen Yize was drinking water from a cup, and when he heard this, he directly choked on a solid slur, and half of the saliva in his mouth was all on his clothes.

Yang Jiu'an quickly took out a napkin and wiped the water on his chest very carefully.

"Be careful, you'll choke on your saliva."

Mom complained.

Looking at Yang Jiu'an, who was cleaning up for himself, Shen Yize was so funny in his heart.

This girl is too capable of pretending, and he is really not used to such a gentle An An. However, the pain in his leg made him understand that a tiger was still a tiger, and even pretending to be Hellokitty could not change the essence of her tyrant.

Yang Jiuan secretly pinched his arm, his lips moved, and he said silently: "Don't demolish my platform!" ”

At this time, my mother said, "Go and change your clothes, you won't be able to dry for a while, don't catch a cold." ”

After changing clothes and coming out, and chatting for a while, Wu Ping looked at the time, it was almost time to eat, and she was ready to go out to buy vegetables.

Shen Yize stopped her: "Mom, you rest, An An will cook for us today!" ”

"What nonsense are you talking about, how can you let guests cook?" Wu Ping pressed Yang Jiu'an, who got up in a hurry, back to the sofa, "You sit, don't pay attention to him!" Auntie will cook you a home-cooked meal in Jiangzhou. ”

Shen Yize continued to dig a pit: "Mom, you don't know, An An's favorite and best thing is cooking, usually at home, no matter how hard and tired she is, she has to rush back to cook for me, if she doesn't do it for a day, she will be uncomfortable." ”

"How can there be such a thing as a bluff?"

"Really, why am I lying to you, An An has learned to cook from her mother since she was a child, but she is virtuous, you don't believe her, right, An An?"

How could Yang Jiu'an not know that Teacher Shen was digging a pit for her, but she released the words "The most important thing for a girl is to be gentle and considerate", and it was too late to withdraw, so she could only say hard:

"It's true, Auntie, I like to cook very much, usually at home, I cook, although I don't do it very well, but he never dislikes it."

Wu Ping was distressed when she heard this aggrieved wording, and she taught Shen Yize: "You usually have such an attitude at home? Pour water and let An An pour it for you, cook for An An and let An An do it for you, do you dare to dislike it? What qualifications do you have?

When two people are together, they should bear and share with each other. An An is a girl, you should take care of her more, how can you be embarrassed to let the family take care of you in turn? An An, neither of us will cook tonight, let the two of them do it! ”

"Huh?"

Shen Lingyun looked up in confusion.

"Eh, what? Go grocery shopping! ”

Yang Jiuan preemptively said: "Auntie, I'll go, I want to take a walk around." ”

Wu Ping thought about it and instructed Shen Yize: "Then you accompany An An, be considerate, and don't bully others, understand?" ”

The two went out with shopping bags, and as soon as the door closed, Yang Jiu'an immediately revealed his original form, and asked fiercely: "What do you mean?" How about playing identity swapping with me? ”

Shen Yize explained calmly: "Didn't you notice that my mother was better to you after I said this?" She must think that I often bully you, my mother is soft-hearted, and when she sees you pitiful, she hates to raise you as a daughter. ”

"So, you're still doing it for my good?"

"What am I not doing for your own good? For the sake of your image, I'd rather be this bad guy, I'm so great! His face did not change, "I tell you, before my parents face it, no matter how I call you, you will try to obey me, the more obedient you are, the more my parents will feel sorry for you." ”

Yang Jiu'an looked suspicious: "Why do I think you just want to call me?" ”

"How can you! Let's just swap identities, what do I do to you in normal times, how do you treat me these days, how about it, it's not difficult, right? ”

"Okay."

Isn't it just gentle and considerate, what's so difficult about pretending to be a few days?

"Now, you're carryingβ€”"

Shen Yize handed the shopping bag to Yang Jiu'an.

"Do you want to be beaten?"

"I usually carry it, but now that I have changed identities, it's up to you to carry it."

Yang Jiuan didn't think twice: "Okay, I can carry it, I usually hold you when you go out, isn't it time for you to hold me today?" ”

Shen Yize imagined that scene, a strong man of 1.8 meters holding a cute girl wandering around the vegetable market, the picture was so beautiful that he felt embarrassed when he thought about it.

"Forget it, I'll carry it."

Yang Jiu'an smiled smugly and naturally grabbed his arm.

The two wore only a peaked cap, the brim of which slightly obscured their faces.

Jiangzhou is a small place, and most of the residents in this vicinity are middle-aged and elderly, so no one will recognize them.

After buying vegetables and going home, my father was bombarded into the kitchen by my mother to cook, and Shen Yize was rushed out after a short time - my father didn't know how to cook at all, and he couldn't help at all, so it was really in the way.

Yang Jiuan took the initiative to go into the kitchen to help Shen Yize, not entirely to earn performance, but also because he was a little restless with his uncle and aunt alone.

An Yatou also can't cook, but it doesn't matter, even if she doesn't do anything, just standing in front of Shen Yize and talking to him is good enough.

Thinking about it this way, it seems a bit of a double standard?

What can be done about this, who made An An Chang so good-looking, and his voice was so sweet and glutinous, how can a veteran like Dad be compared?

Yang Jiuan said that she was the one who was in charge, and it was Shen Yize who was responsible for washing and assisting.

The meals are served one by one, including Jiangzhou local dishes and thriving Sichuan home-style dishes.

Wu Ping was full of praise: "It's so fragrant, it smells like Shudu, it's much better than what my aunt did." ”

Auntie said and laughed! I'll help you with the meal. ”

"No, no, we'll do it ourselves."

Before my mother's words fell, Shen Yize had already handed the bowl to Yang Jiu'an, and said angrily: "Give me half a bowl." ”

Yang Jiu'an responded softly, and took his bowl into the kitchen to serve the meal.

Wu Ping immediately picked up the chopsticks and hit the back of his hand, just like when he was a child.

Shen Yize snorted bitterly: "What are you doing, Mom?" ”

"Are you handsless and footless? I won't go to the dinner, other girls are good to you, that's your blessing, you should know how to be grateful, why take it for granted? ”

"I didn't take it for granted, I just got used to it-"

"You're embarrassed to say you're used to it, which shows how bad you usually are to others. An An is a good girl, she is beautiful, her family conditions are good, and she is so good, look at you, what are you worthy of? Give me a little nicer to An An, do you hear? ”

Shen Yize can only claim that he is, but he can't say that he has pain in his heart, his original intention was to rectify An'an, how can he feel that it has been rectified on his head now?

An Yatou has obviously adapted to the identity exchange, and seems to be enjoying it a little, and keeps peeling shrimp for Mr. Shen during meals.

In the past, he peeled shrimp for An An, but today it is rare to enjoy an emperor-like treatment, which is very cool.

"An An, don't peel him, don't get used to him."

Yang Jiu'an smiled: "It's okay aunt." ”

Seeing that An An was so considerate, but his son only cared about eating, Wu Ping suddenly became angry: "Shen Yize, what did I tell you just now?" ”

This time, even Shen Lingyun couldn't stand it: "If you want to eat shrimp, can you peel it yourself?" ”

Shen Yize hurriedly stopped: "It's okay An'an, you eat, I'll peel it for you." ”

Seeing that Teacher Shen was tragically set on fire, Yang Jiuan couldn't help but laugh, and was a little distressed, and immediately played a round for him: "Uncle, aunt, you misunderstood, we usually eat shrimp, he peels it for me to eat, and I peel it for him to eat, I think it's good." ”

Caught off guard, a bite of dog food.

Wu Ping and Shen Lingyun glanced at each other, and they both saw the embarrassment in each other's eyes.

After doing it for a long time, I was so nosy?

Shen Yize calmly mended the knife: "Dad, Mom, this is a little love between lovers, haven't you ever done such a stupid thing before?" ”

Dad is not romantic, my mother has been complaining about this for a long time, and he deliberately mentioned this stubble just to divert the focus.

Sure enough, Wu Ping was successfully led astray and began to count Shen Lingyun: "Your father is originally a person who has no interest, and you can't blame your father, they are all soldiers with this ...... virtue."

Shen Lingyun didn't say a word, only silently gave his son a thumbs up, with an expression of "you kid has a kind".

Wu Ping chattered for a long time, and at the end, she suddenly asked Yang Jiu'an: "An An, you two have been together for almost half a year, right?" ”

"Yes."

The mother continued: "My son has no other advantages, but he has a very good eye, just like his father, he can choose!" ”

This sentence invisibly praised all four people, and also euphemistically expressed her attitude towards An An, two words: satisfaction.

Yang Jiu'an understood and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

Wu Ping said earnestly: "You have to get along well, let's add a WeChat message in a while, if Shen Yize dares to bully you, you must tell me, my uncle and I will teach him a lesson for you!" ”

Shen Yize was familiar with this, when he went to Shudu, Fang Qiong also said something similar.

Add it, add it, he doesn't care, bullying An An? does not exist, and she is destined to be bullied in this life.