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"The Fire Cloud Evil God enters the chat group".

Meng Hao: "I just joined a four-eyed Dao leader, and there is another Huoyun evil god, looking at the name, it's so powerful."

Zhong Shan: ", the name of Good Cow 13, Evil God."

Ji Ning: "Zhong Shan, don't talk less, don't make trouble."

Looking at the information of the three of them, the Huoyun Evil God frowned slightly, and the group announcement that appeared in his mind told him that this was a chat group, and everyone in the group was good-looking and spoke well, and they were all elites from all over the world.

The world of spirits?

Looking at the chat group, the Huoyun Evil God did not believe it, but suspected that there was a mental fantasy in his brain, a split personality, and everything here was imagined by him out of thin air, just because his heart was too lonely.

He was a martial artist all his life, but he couldn't do anything in order to fail, he only felt how lonely it was to be invincible in the world, and finally chose to go to a mental hospital for retirement because of loneliness.

Huoyun Evil God: "I am the number one master in the world, invincible in the world, and the first ultimate killer in history, King Huoyun Evil God."

Since it is an imaginary world in his mind, of course the Huoyun Evil God wants to introduce himself, he is in charge of his world, and these people are all imagined by him.

Should praise him.

Meng Hao: "Awesome, awesome."

Zhong Shan: "Admire, admire".

Ji Ning: "Envy, envy".

Ma Dan, these two guys said everything he had to say, and Ji Ning couldn't help but vomit in his heart.

Really....

At this moment, the Fire Cloud Evil God was even more certain that this was the world of his spiritual imagination, and these people would flatter him.

Huoyun Evil God: "Speaking of which, the old man practiced martial arts, fought invincible opponents all over the world, killed countless people, and practiced ......."

Military?

Ji Ning, Zhong Shan, and Meng Hao were slightly stunned, looking at the information that the Huoyun Evil God bragged about 13, they were a little stunned for a while, and they couldn't turn around.

The evil god is such a bull name, and he only learns martial arts.

Nima~ is there any mistake.

The three of them couldn't help but vomit in their hearts, martial arts can only be regarded as the lowest martial arts in their world, and only by cultivating immortals can they become stronger and their lifespans be extended.

Fire Cloud Evil God: "When I was fifteen years old, I smashed a boulder with a single punch.... At the age of eighteen, he broke out on the rivers and lakes..... Until now, there is no opponent, but I feel that there are too few peerless masters.... Too little...".

Seeing that the Huoyun Evil God was still blowing, Meng Hao, Zhong Shan, and Ji Ning tacitly glanced at the group members, and suddenly the corners of their mouths twitched.

The strength of the hemp egg ~1.

Do you want to be so funny?

Blind to such a cow's name.

The three of them couldn't help but complain in their hearts, and it just so happened that at this time, the four-eyed Taoist sent a message.

Four-eyed Taoist: "It's amazing, you're a god?" ”

Not long after the four-eyed Taoist entered the group, he listened to the information announced by the group and read the things in the chat group, in addition to shock, there was also joy.

Huoyun Evil God's face was full of confidence: "The old man is invincible all over the world, he can be called the first in the world, of course he is a god."

Burst~!

Ji Ning: "Hahahaha, I can't help it."

Zhong Shan: "Hahaha.... The funniest joke I've ever heard in my life..... Hahaha..".

Meng Hao: "Hahaha, I'm sorry, I can't help it, hahaha."

Seeing the laughter of the three of them, the Huoyun Evil God didn't care, it was all the jealousy and envy of the negative consciousness, and they wanted to hit him.

The four-eyed Taoist was a little confused, and silently chose to dive and observe.

Huoyun Evil God: "What are you laughing at, did the old man say something wrong?" Whoever is the opponent of the old man in the world, the invincible in the world is God".

Meng Hao: "There's nothing wrong with this sentence, but can you live forever?" ”。

Fire Cloud Evil God: "How can it be immortal".

Zhong Shan: "You can't live forever, you're afraid that you have some misunderstanding of God."

Fire Cloud Evil God: ".....".

Ji Ning: "God, longevity is boundless, turning your hand can block the sky, covering your hand can destroy the earth, snorting, all living beings are heavy wounds and vomiting blood."

The Fire Cloud Evil God's eyes widened: "........"

Zhong Shan looked confused: "......"

Meng Hao looked confused: "......"

Both of them felt that Ji Ning was too good at blowing, and before they reached that realm, they began to brag about things that didn't exist.

Looking at the conversation of several people, the four-eyed Taoist master silently dived and trembled, only feeling that these people were too terrible.

Huoyun Evil God: "That's just a legendary immortal, it's all fake, it's a thing that monks and Taoists are ignorant in order to deceive the world."

Huoyun Evil God: "Hmph, I won't believe your words."

The era of the Huoyun Evil God belongs to the modern era, of course he will not believe what Ji Ning said, not to mention that he thinks that this belongs to the spiritual world, and everything is a reverie that he will only have after he has experienced it.

Because of how lonely it is to be invincible, he is too eager for a peerless master.

Ji Ning: "If you don't believe it, I'm talking about the power of God, not a fake god like you."

Zhong Shan: "Ji Ning is not lying, his strength has reached a certain level, and these can be achieved."

Meng Hao: "Since listening to the words of the group leader, there is a Luo Tian existence, I don't dare to be lazy day and night, and I have been working hard to cultivate every day."

We're not blind, and you're having a great time chatting here.

Zhong Shan, Ji Ning: "......".

Huoyun Evil God: "You dare to disagree with me, believe it or not, I will wake you up with a direct slap, and you will all disappear."

Everyone: ".....".

Are you sick? What does it matter to us to slap ourselves in the face? And also....

You're not a god, and if you slap us down, we'll disappear? Are you kidding.

Everyone was speechless and vomited, feeling that they had encountered a mentally handicapped person.

Huoyun Evil God: "From now on, you have to say something nice, you have to praise me, if I am happy, I will come to see you every day, and I will chat with you, usually I am very busy."

Ji Ning: "!! ”。

Meng Hao: "!! ”。

Zhong Shan: "!! ”。

Ma Dan~ I want us to pat on the back, just to chat with you, are you sick?

The four-eyed Taoist thought to himself, he was the first time to come to the chat group, and he needed to make friends, although the Huoyun Evil God in front of him was a little mentally retarded, but he looked very powerful.

Four-eyed Daoist: "Brother Huoyun, you are so powerful, what is your best martial art."

Huoyun Evil God laughed loudly: "Haha, of course it is the world's first toad skill, relying on this martial art, I am famous all over the world, anyone who hits my toad skill will die with all the meridians of the whole body."

Four-eyed Daoist: "Brother Huoyun is really powerful, I really want to see the toad skill."

That's what I said!!

The corners of Meng Hao, Zhong Shan, and Ji Ning all twitched slightly, and they couldn't help but roll their eyes, this toad skill group is in the store, and the above introduction is not very powerful, it can only be regarded as a wonderful martial art.

Meng Hao pursed his lips: "That Huoyun Evil God, you go to the group store to take a look, there is a toad gong."

Zhong Shan: "Yes, this toad is so-so."

Ji Ning: "What the above two said is reasonable, it is a very unpopular martial arts, and not many people will learn this martial arts."

Looking at the information of the three people, the four-eyed Taoist immediately ran to the group store to take a look, looking for the toad gong.

The Fire Cloud Evil God's face turned cold: "Unpopular? It's that no one learns, you can't learn, and don't hurt me, now I'm very unhappy, I may wake up at any time with a slap, hurry up and praise me."

Zhong Shan: "??? ”。

Ji Ning: "??? ”。

Meng Hao: "??? ”。

If you slap yourself, what does it matter to us, this can threaten us, you are afraid that you are mentally retarded.

Also, it's not that we can't learn, it's that we don't like to lie on the ground and learn toads to crow.

Besides, is this martial art as powerful as immortal art? It's a frog at the bottom of a well.

Zhong Shan, Ji Ning, and Meng Hao couldn't help but vomit in their hearts.

Four-eyed Daoist: "Brother Huoyun, there is really a toad skill in the group store, is it a martial art of four lying on the ground and puffing up."

Zhong Shan: "!! ”。

Ji Ning: "!! ”。

Meng Hao: "!! ”。

The Fire Cloud Evil God was slightly stunned.

What is called puff and puff.

I'm gathering energy.

In order to send out the strongest power.

Huoyun Evil God: "I'm very unhappy now, I'm going to slap myself, I don't want to see you again."

Four-eyed Taoist: ".....".

Zhong Shan: "Hurry up."

Ji Ning: "Fight to the death".

Meng Hao: "Tell me, if you want to slap your face live broadcast, I will give points."

Fire Cloud Evil God: "......".

MMP, this group of split personalities.

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