"Monkey!"

Zilai was also so frightened that he didn't grasp his hands steadily, and fell directly from the high bamboo fence facing the sky, and the back of his head came into close contact with the pebble ground.

But after all, Jiraiya's head was iron, and it only took a few seconds to recover, slowly sitting up from the ground, and rubbing the back of his head.

"Jiraiya."

Just when Jiraiya wondered how the beautiful woman suddenly turned into a monkey, a voice came from behind Jiraiya.

Looking back, it turned out to be a beautiful and plump big sister with a double ponytail next door, who was right for Jiraiya's taste.

However, when he recognized the identity of the person in front of him, it was like a nightmare.

"Tsunade!"

"How are you?"

Jiraiya said as he quickly retreated to the bamboo fence and looked at Tsunade with an expression of horror to the point of exaggeration.

It makes perfect sense that Jiraiya is so afraid of Tsunade at the moment, because the young Jiraiya was also discovered by Tsunade by peeping at the women's bathhouse once, and as a result, Tsunade broke six ribs, two wrists, and multiple rupture of his body's internal organs.

If it weren't for the fact that he was born with a hard life, otherwise there would be no toad immortals today.

"Tsunade, do you have something to say?"

"I didn't see anything!"

"Don't do it..."

Looking at Tsunade who was getting closer and closer, Jiraiya hurriedly begged for mercy.

But Tsunade walked up to Jiraiya, just patted Jiraiya on the shoulder, and said, "Get dressed and go out and have a drink with me." ”

Jiraiya watched in surprise at the back of Tsunade slowly leaving.

Why is Tsunade so gentle today?

...

Coming out of the soup shop, Tsunade, Mute and Jiraiya also found a shop suitable for chatting.

"By the way, how did you find me?" Jiraiya drank a glass of sake and asked Tsunade.

"It's very simple, just ask the people at the publishing house, and they say that you are taking material for a new work in Tangyin Village."

"But I didn't expect it to be based on this."

"Books that are based on materials by doing this kind of thing must be bad books, and I bet that your books will definitely not sell well and become a big unpopularity."

Tsunade swallowed a glass of wine as well, and looked at Jiraiya with mocking eyes.

Jiraiya saw Tsunade's bad eyes, and immediately retorted: "My new work is probably a story about this, of course it has to be based on this." ”

"By the way, Tsunade, were you just ruining my good deeds?"

"It's not." Tsunade gently shook his already rosy face, but then hugged Shizune next to him and said, "It's just that I asked this kid to tell the girls that there was a gray-haired Tai next door and asked them to change their family." ”

"Who is she?" Jiraiya looked up and down for a moment to mute.

looks pretty good, but it's a pity that she's a princess of Taiping, not her own dish.

"Jiraiya-sama, my name is Shizune, and I'm also a ninja from Konoha Village, currently..."

Shizune quickly stood up from the dining table and bowed to Jiraiya, but Shige hesitated when introducing her current state.

Because Tsunade said that she and Hongdou would be assessed for a month before, but now in Hongdou's situation, I don't know if the assessment counts.

However, Tsunade picked up the conversation at this time and said, "At present, Shizune is my apprentice, and that's it." ”

Hearing this, Shizune looked at Tsunade next to him in surprise, but Tsunade didn't pay attention to it and just drank a glass of wine silently.

Looking at the complicated expressions of the pair of masters and apprentices in front of him, Jilai didn't ask any more, but drank the wine in the cup with his hand.

There was silence at the dinner table for a moment, and Jiraiya asked, "Tsunade, is there something looking for me?" ”

Since the disbandment of the three ninjas, the three people of the three ninjas have played their own games and basically have no contact with each other.

Tsunade suddenly came over today, and Jiraiya already tacitly assumed that Tsunade had something.

And Tsunade's wine glass hanging in the air first stopped for a moment, then smiled and patted Jiraiya on the shoulder, and said, "Can't you come to your old friend to catch up with your old friend if you don't have something?" ”

"Tell me about your travels over the years, okay?"

"Jiraiya-sama?"

The blur between Tsunade's eyes alone almost hooked Jiraiya's soul, and Tsunade also stretched out his index finger and lightly touched Jiraiya's lower lip.

This set of extremely seductive teasing actions instantly broke the psychological defense line of Jiraiya, and it was the woman who had thought about it all her life to make these actions, and Zilai was even more uncontrollable.

"Okay, okay, then I'll tell you about the heroic deeds of Lord Jiraiya over the years."

Shizune looked at the incomparably fleshy Tsunade next to him, and couldn't help but give a cold shiver.

I didn't expect Tsunade-sama, who is as bold as a man on weekdays, to be able to do this.

When he went out today, Tsunade deliberately wore a low-necked vest without sleeves, and he also changed his appearance into his twenties.

After spending this time with Tsunade, Shizune already knew that Tsunade could change his appearance into himself at different ages at will.

It seems that Tsunade-sama is a master today.

And Tsunade also noticed the uncomfortable silence on the side, so he said to the silence: "You go find a hotel to rest first, and I will stay with Jilai for a while." ”

Shizune looked at the two of them meaningfully, and then left.

Only Tsunade and Jiraiya were left at the dinner table, and Jiraiya began to tell what had happened after he left the village.

...

I don't know how long it took to talk, and I don't know how many glasses of wine the two of them drank, but Jiraiya and Tsunade, who were originally sitting on both sides of the dinner table, have already sat on one side.

Tsunade clings to Jiraiya's arm and still yells for Jiraiya to tell a story like a child begging his parents for a bedtime story.

"One more! One more talk! ”

"Not exciting enough!"

Jiraiya slowly picked up the wine glass, but his eyes secretly glanced at the open collar of Tsunade next to him as he lifted the glass.

It's such a beautiful scenery~

Putting down the wine glass, Jiraiya smiled quite confidently.

"Yo Xi!"

"Let me tell you a story that's shocking enough."

"This happened not long ago, when I was looking for Orochimaru, passing by a small town in the country of stuffing, called Lovetown."

"There's a man-eating monster there..."

Next, Jiraiya talked eloquently, telling all about what happened to him in Lovetown.

Empty ghosts, otherworldly spaces with only two-dimensional rules, empty ghost skins, and so on come out of Jiraiya's mouth.

Although Tsunade pretended to be drunk and didn't care too much, his heart was already shocked by what Jiraiya said.

Although these stories are only told by Zilai, the shock caused by this empty ghost is not much weaker than the shock I felt when I first met Mi Go!

[Get 120 shiver points from Tsunade!] 】

...

"There are thousands of empty ghosts, but who am I?"

"I'm a boy and a toad immortal in Miaomu Mountain, I summoned all the toads and empty ghosts in Miaomu Mountain to fight together to buy me time to start the immortal mode."

"In the end, as soon as the immortal mode was opened, Uncle Ben directly killed those empty ghosts in seconds!"

"How? Is this story exciting enough? ”

After telling the story, Jiraiya looked at Tsunade triumphantly, but Tsunade pouted and said angrily like a little woman: "It's all a lie, I don't believe it." ”

"It's all true." Jiraiya hastened to explain.

"Me! No! Letter! ”

"Don't believe it! Unbelief! I just don't believe it! ”

"Unless you can come up with proof."