Chapter 50: Calling for Friends
This name is very substandard, if it is called Sakata dog egg, it is easy to feed if it is cheap.
I raised my mobile phone and took a few photos of the natural scroll of this self-proclaimed Sakata Ginling, well, when I returned to the original world, Sakata Gintoki dared to be strange again, so I scattered these photos around, and said that Sakata Sensei learned from the pain, went to Thailand to witness the road of both sexes, and finally returned as the fourth gender in the world, and was about to open the altar in Kabucho, Minami-ku**......
Sakata Yinling saw me raise my mobile phone to take pictures, and she didn't care, and suddenly shivered at this time: "...... For some reason, I felt that someone was scheming against me. ”
I'm calculating what you're doing, I'm calculating Sakata Gintoki...... When I was calculating Sakata Silver in another world, who was calculating you in this world? What a question worth thinking about......
I touched my chin and glanced at Sakata Ginling with bad intentions, it seems that Michiyo is not as well-behaved as it seems, or rather, this female drunkard with natural volumes is also an unrefined slut, which provokes Michiyo to subconsciously block her......
I pressed Sakata Yinling's shoulder, made her sit on the sand, and smiled: "Sakata sensei misunderstood, you know, I am a baby family set by Michiyo since childhood, from the countryside, I have never seen the world, this time I am going to settle here in Tianqi, and when I and Michiyo are old, we will get married, in this case, I should have a good relationship with Michiyo's friends......"
Whether it was Sakata Yinling, who was a little uneasy, or the passage of the party who had been sneering, they all shivered at the same time: "Who...... Who are her friends, and we are less exploited and bullied by her?"
That's not true. I said earnestly, "Michiyo is different from me, she is a reasonable person, and when you say that you are bullied by her, most of you are taking the initiative to commit a cheap ...... Ahem, no, it's you who have some faults that deserve to be corrected. ”
Ignoring the angry eyes of the two, I shrugged my shoulders: "What are you still arrogant in front of me, you really don't regard Michiyo as a friend?"
Fang Tong snorted, and Sakata Yinling laughed dryly: "Over the years, Yuxu Maru has been bullied by his eldest daughter and has been miserable, it seems that after having a son-in-law, not only can he not get rid of the sea of suffering, but he will be even more tired......"
It's supposed to be the mother of Michiyo and Hachiyo, baboons are the mothers of this world...... Well, referring to the appearance of Hachiyo and the IQ of the baboon, the image of a stupid person jumps into my mind.
Sakata Yinling seemed to believe my nonsensical fiancé identity, and patted me on the shoulder: "Boy, have you seen your mother-in-law?"
I happened to think of the baboon, and when I heard this, I subconsciously sneered: "If I had seen her, she would have known all the heavens......"
When I reacted, I saw Ichibantong and Sakata Gintoki's eyes widened and looked at me in horror, I felt speechless, and I covered it up: "No, I said that my mother-in-law must have felt extremely satisfied when she saw me, and preached ...... everywhere in Tianqi."
"Haha, I see!" Sakata Yinling thought for a moment, then laughed and said, "So you came to find foreign help...... Why, I'm afraid that my mother-in-law will embarrass you, a door-to-door son-in-law, so I came to our group of big sisters to help you support you?"
...... Your mind can really be scattered.
Sakata Yinling rushed and said: "This is no problem, I see that although you kid is not very kind, but he seems to be a guy who can play and suppress Michiyo, if this can tie that chick, it must be a great achievement, and we have absolutely no reason not to support you......"
She said a few words, and then worried: "I'm afraid that your kid will be in the same stream as Michiyo and oppress me and others together, it's really too tragic......"
Finally, she suddenly frowned: "...... Wait, I don't seem to know your name yet. ”
Fang Tongtong, who had been watching the play, was also shocked, glanced at Sakata Yinling, and naturally scratched his head: "It's strange, we don't know each other before, how can we get acquainted with you so quickly?"
Fang Tong sneered: "I think he looks like that woman, and I can't help but think of him as that woman......"
When Sakata Ginshi heard this, his eyes were full of suspicion: "To be honest, you ...... Could it be that Michiyo was lonely and unbearable, and his eyes were above the top, so he used the Philosopher's Stone to refine a human-shaped massage stick for himself?"
"How could she do such a thing?" I laughed dumbly, but when it came to this kind of thing, I had thought about it a long time ago, if I really couldn't find a girlfriend, I would borrow the Holy Grail Dragon Ball and the Philosopher's Stone everywhere, and then use some black technology to make an ideal girl myself......
"What I'm saying is that the little lady has a high eyelid and won't do such a boring thing. Sakata Yinling smiled and put her arms around my neck, "Come on, come on, son-in-law of the Dragon God family, don't you invite my sister to have a few drinks?"
"The bank card in this master's wallet has hundreds of millions of wealth, if you have the ability to squeeze it out, it is enough to make you drink to death. I pointed to the passage - when I borrowed his wallet, I scanned his bank card, and the numbers in it were unimaginable for a high school student, presumably the salary he received as a guinea pig at Shiro's nursing home. So, Michiyo doesn't understand people's hearts, and I think that when I went to Shiro Sanatorium to visit Wèn, I accidentally demolished it, and when I turned around, I slapped the loss on the face on Yuriko's head, raised her hand and gave her eight trillion yen, and then asked the righteous and wealthy Aresta officials to donate generously, and turned around and said to Yuriko that I helped her repay her debts, and bluffed the little girl's skin into a daze, and Michiyo really softened her heart, without my means of turning the clouds and rain......
One party's face darkened, and finally pulled out the bank card in the wallet, Sakata Yinling's eyes lit up, snatched the bank card with one hand, and then took out the mobile phone, his fingers trembled, and he was overwhelming the group of text messages as fast as possible, I squinted and looked, as expected, this guy is calling her drinking friends, but who will come? In the world I live in, Sakata Gintoki eats the marrow and knows the taste, often comes to be a cowherd to earn wine money to drink, his drinking friends see him accompany his sisters and aunts to drink small wine every day, both red and eager to try, most of them are shy old faces and secretly go to the sea, from Katsura Kotaro to Hijikata Shishiro, and even Dante have secretly engaged in this side business, it is estimated that the generation of Sakata Yinling in this world also came to make a cameo appearance as a wine girl because of the problem of temperance and alcohol addiction, according to this kind of development, which acquaintances will come next?
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