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To be honest, I've been mixed for so long, and I've seen smart, **, spoofed, pretending to be b, having a city, insidious, etc., all kinds of big brothers, but like Brother Ye, I haven't seen anything like Brother Ye, who can make Li Meng and Brother Xu, as well as us, shocked and admired at the same time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Brother Ye's few words, every sentence is to the point, there is no trace of nonsense, and these few sentences contain tone, position, courage and other meanings, which are worth thinking about, and can make you understand what he means.

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Meng Ye and Brother Xu have moved to live in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, because there are too many people in the big duplex, and there is a lot of noise every day, Brother Xu can't stand it, so he has to ask the waiter to clean up two private rooms for him and Li Meng to live in, and the reason why Li Meng chose to live in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea is not that he hates trouble at home, he purely wants to take care of the chicken intestines and Wang Mumu's business......

In Wang Mumu's words: "There is one less fierce master... At the very least, the turnover on the fourth floor has to drop by one percentage point... Parents, Proper Drop!!Girls, thank you!!"

"Fierce master!Fierce master!You look like Niu Dehua!!"

"Next sentence!! "Wang Mumu is like a general with thousands of troops, standing on the steps and raising his arms and shouting.

"Fierce master! in the wind and rain... We'll be waiting for you on the fourth floor!!" the girls chanted.

“...... !" Li Meng hugged his head and scurried.

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Meng Ye and Brother Xu walked into the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, and Dakang, Dakang, and Wang Mumu, me, changed my A6 and drove home.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw Hong Xin and the little nurse sitting in the hall, eating all over the floor, holding Winnie the Pooh, and watching TV.

"Nurse baby, what about the large intestine catty again?" Wang Mumu was just about to leave, but was grabbed by Dakang, still on the sofa, and stepped on it violently.

Then Da Kang gave a look, the little nurse stood up from the sofa, barefoot, volleyed, Da Kang turned around and came to a horseback squat crotch pose, just caught the little nurse who fell on his back, and then the two of them pedaled upstairs and fired guns.

"Tsk... This mates... Husband, I want it too!!" Hong Xin also stood up and gestured with her little hand, meaning that I should turn around too.

"Big sister... Rest for a while... With your physique, hit me, and you can't get a serious injury!!" I said with a blank look.

"Bastard!!Who do you say is fat?" Hong Xin crossed her hands on her waist, like a tiger descending from the mountain.

"Hehe... Mu Mu, do you think this stupid girl is weird, did I say she was fat?" I sat on the sofa and kicked it, and Wang Mumu, who was already dying, asked.

“... You say, "Just your physique!" Doesn't this mean that I am fat?!! old lady serves you every day! You dare to say that I am fat! I will scratch you to death!!"

"Tide! Demon! Look at the Sprinkle family has accepted you!!"

I grabbed the tail of the Winnie the Pooh on the sofa and started a fight with Hong Xin, and the work was fierce.

Chicken intestines and Qingzhong were sitting at the dining table, playing chess, with two bottles next to them, and the wife was calming down with oral liquid, making bets.

The two of them were like Ye Gucheng and Ximen Blowing Snow at the top of the Forbidden City, staring at each other, the demeanor of a master came spontaneously, his eyes showed a cold gaze, and he looked at each other for three minutes, Qingzhong suddenly scolded: "Are you stupid!!

"Two stupid b... I can't play chess, let me tell you... The car is like a gun... Taxi goes to the day, cannon goes to the field... Like beating across the mountain... I don't know any common sense, and I still play chess!" Wang Mumu said, sitting on the sofa with his feet buckled.

Just when we were playing, Chenchen suddenly ran down from the upstairs, very fast, after seeing Wang Mumu, he directly pulled out a very small, shiny steel mouth, cold eyebrow sharpening knife from his waist!!

As the saying goes, a friend's wife can't be bullied, although I know that you've always been very polite!!, but what the fuck do you think of me as Lord Wei??" Chenchen was furious and roared at Wang Mumu.

"Whew!!"

Ji Gu and Qing Zhong looked at Chenchen and Mu Mu for a moment, stunned for a moment, and then shouted loudly: "Fight!!...! Mu Mu bites ***!Morning Kill***!!"

"Husband, Chenchen... In hand... Looks like it's mine... Eyebrow shaver...!" Hong Xin said slowly with bare feet, holding my arm, brushing my hair.

“... All right... I have long wanted to let Chenchen borrow your eyebrow razor and kill Wang Mumu... It's so relieving... Go... To our little Maza... And the dichlorvos of '82 was brought ... Watch the play!!" I said, patting Hong Xin's little buttocks.

"That girl who sells clothes, it's not suitable for you!! Chenchen, I'm for your good!Do you love her??Do you like her?Do you want her to be happy???" Wang Mumu stood up suddenly, and asked hysterically.

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"Husband... It seems to be a love triangle...!" Hong Xin sat on the pony, eating French fries, drinking a drink called '82 dichlorvos, and said seriously.

"No... According to visual inspection, it should be Wang Mumu's third party who intervened!!" I shook my head and vetoed.

"Isn't a love triangle and a third party interfering in the same thing?" Hong Xin asked curiously with wide eyes.

"It's not a thing, a love triangle is a love problem, and a third party is a moral problem, Wang Mumu is a person, there will be no love problems, there are only moral problems in him, so it must be involved!!" I was like a love saint, carefully analyzing.

"Husband, you are so talented!!" Hong Xin was a nymphomaniac.

“... Hush... Low profile!"

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Chen Chen was speechless when asked, and his figure was full of loneliness.

"Chenchen, I didn't say you, you are an invincible three-second invincible person... Shoot on the side... How do you get a woman to get the moisture she deserves... And I... Don't be good at it... Donkey whips, deer antler velvets, dog urine bubbles... It's all into boxes, into boxes wholesale... How do you compare to me... You love him... Then you quit! On the other hand, we're friends... I sleep with her... Doesn't it mean that you sleep with him??!" Wang Mumu tried his best to think about Chenchen.

“... Wait a minute... I kind of understand!!Wang Mumu, you're going to break your shoes!!" The chicken intestines were angry, and the calves trembled angrily.

“... Ah**... Here's the highlight... The love triangle became, and the four-cornered love became... The tide of battle has changed!!" I bared my teeth excitedly, and Hong Xin began to applaud.

"Pong!!Pong!!"

The house was completely chaotic, the chicken intestines and Chenchen joined forces, and beat Wang Mumu fatly, only to see the eyebrow razor, flying left and right in Chenchen's hand, the knife flashed, the degree was extremely fast, and the knife went straight to Wang Mumu's big white buttocks......

The chicken intestines stuffed the feet into Wang Mumu's nostrils, but this trick was obviously not good, Wang Mumu, who was pressed underneath, smiled disdainfully, and then took out a shocking artifact, a super invincible nuclear weapon, and a steaming foot.

Three seconds later, the hall was empty.

“... The master is lonely!!" Wang Mumu put his hands on his back, stood on the ground barefoot, and a brow-sharpening knife shone at his feet, when I followed the crack of the door, and then looked at Wang Mumu's buttocks, I saw that the pants were hanging on the anus like a door curtain, and a few drops of blood like a virgin red fell to the ground, and through the strips of rags, I could vaguely see that a vigorous and simple big character fell on the big white buttocks!

"Shinobi !!!"

"Alas... Chenchen's calligraphy has improved again...!" I sighed, hugged Hong Xin, and went to sleep on the bed.