Today, Monday, the weather is clear.

Chen Xiao continued to be busy at the fried chicken restaurant.

"Ding, you sell a fried chicken, reward shopping coupon *5 crit!"

"Ding, you sell a fried chicken, reward shopping coupon *7 crit!"

"Ding, you sell a fried chicken, reward shopping coupon *9 crit!"

“......”

The sound of pleasure kept ringing.

Completing the main quest of the first stage is just around the corner!

At this time,

A middle-aged man in a small white vest walked in through the door.

Greasy hair.

Messy beard.

There is also a pair of dirty flip-flops under his feet.

"Damn, do you smell anything?"

"It seems to have come from this man."

"It's too sour."

Many guests frowned.

subconsciously pinched his nose with a look of disgust.

"You say, looking at the person's dress, it shouldn't be a migrant worker working at a nearby construction site, right?"

"I guess so."

"I guess I haven't taken a shower for half a month, no wonder I smell on my body."

"These are the people who live at the bottom of society."

"Even the most basic sanitation conditions are not sufficient."

"Poor."

"Sympathy."

"It's not easy."

"We pretend we don't see it, we don't smell it, don't hurt people's self-esteem."

The quality of these guests who came to eat fried chicken was still good.

It's just that

Hearing this,

The middle-aged man in the small white vest couldn't help but snort coldly.

Go to the window.

Ordered a sweet and spicy fried chicken and a glass of Coke on the rocks.

"It's 56 pieces in total."

"Alipay or WeChat."

Chen Xiao pointed to the QR code on the window.

"Well, I have cash."

"No need for this."

The middle-aged man shook his head and pulled into his pocket with great difficulty.

Many of the guests thought of the next picture, the middle-aged man must have taken out a handful of old change, accompanied by the sound of steel hammers falling to the ground.

Then he bent down and picked it up vigorously, wishing he didn't even let go of a dime.

however

It was at this moment that

The middle-aged man took out a bundle of hundred-dollar bills directly from his trouser pocket.

At least 200,000 dollars.

Chen Xiao: "......"

Customer: "......"

A bunch of people were confused.

"it!"

"What's the situation!"

"Migrant workers carry 200,000 cash with them when they eat?"

"Am I dazzled!"

The middle-aged man scratched his head and said apologetically:

"I'm sorry, I'm too backward and don't know much about online transfers, so when I go out, I usually carry cash. For me, the mobile phone is a contact tool, and I can only make phone calls in normal times, and I can't even use it to smash walnuts. ”

As he spoke, he took out a piece of the latest iPhone 12 from his other pocket.

Then he patted it, and he looked very disgusted.

Chen Xiao: "......"

Customer: "......"

Seeing this scene,

The surrounding guests were not calm for a moment.

One by one, it dawned on me.

"Nima!"

"Come with me to do Versailles literature!"

"You don't know how to transfer money online, and you carry 200,000 cash when you go out to eat?"

"Usually just make calls, do you buy an iphone12 with you for tens of thousands of yuan?"

"And smash walnuts?"

"It's not human, isn't it?"

A lot of popular straight slaps on the thighs.

However, the strength of this middle-aged man is too strong, and they can only be aggrieved.

Chen Xiao raised his eyebrows.

smiled.

Scold.

It turned out that he had met the forced king.

This method of pretending to be coercive is indeed much more powerful than his college classmate Wang Xu.

now

When I saw the customers around me, I cast envious, jealous and hateful eyes on me.

The pretending man got unprecedented satisfaction.

No way

Whoever allowed himself to get a disease that would die if he didn't pretend to be forced.

I can't help but sigh -

"Where in life don't pretend to be forced!"

"Only the hearts of the routine!"

"Lao Tzu has been in retreat for 7749 days, learned the 108 styles of pretending to be forced Dafa, pretending to be innumerable, invincible, and invincible!"

"Anyone in front of me is just a younger brother!"

Pretend to force the man's nostrils to the sky.

No one cares about it.

But there was only one person who caught his attention.

That's the fried chicken guy.

He found that from beginning to end, the fried chicken brother did not show a trace of envy for himself.

There was even a hint of disdain.

What's going on with this special meow?

The pretending man was very curious.

Desire to conquer.

Burst instantly.

Wait for the fried chicken.

He was at the window and chatted with Chen Xiao.

"The economy is not good now, and it is not easy to fry chicken."

Chen Xiao nodded.

Didn't answer.

Pretending to be a man: "......"

Ahem,

There seems to be a hint of embarrassment.

"Actually, we migrant workers are the same."

"If you don't have a degree or skills, you can only casually find a job that sells your physical strength."

"Exposed to the wind and sun, the salary is not high, and I live the most ordinary life."

"Looks like I'm almost fifty."

"As a result, I didn't even make a family, I'm afraid I'm going to be a bachelor for the rest of my life."

"It's a miserable mess."

When he said this, he intentionally or unintentionally put 200,000 yuan in cash at the window, and then touched his trouser pocket, pretending to be looking for change.

subsequently

I quietly sent a text message on my phone.

"Hani—"

After a while,

A flamboyant woman appeared at the door of the fried chicken restaurant.

Walk in.

He kissed him on the cheek of the pretending man.

"Hani, don't abandon me, okay."

"I know it's wrong."

"From now on, I will definitely listen to you, be a cow and a horse, and obey your orders."

The woman seems to have been licking the dog and surrounding the pretending man.

Looked at

Surrounded by a daze.

"it!"

"This special meow is an old man who has been beaten for fifty years?"

"Woman kneeling and licking?"

"You're making trouble for me!"

“...”

Many boys are envious, jealous and hateful.

People are more angry than people.

Compared with the big brother of migrant workers, the fried chicken in his hand is not fragrant in an instant.

Chen Xiao snorted coldly.

A look of banter.

originally thought that the pretending technique of pretending to be a man had reached the realm of perfection.

Now it seems that

That's not all.

"Dude."

"Your routine of pretending to be poor has long been left over from other people's play."

"And you are dressed like this, can we stop recruiting migrant workers."

"Take 200,000 cash with you to go out to dinner?"

"Take the iphone 12 and smash the walnuts?"

"And a beautiful sister throws herself into her arms?"

"You're so embarrassed."

As soon as this statement came out,

The pretending man was stunned for a moment.

Chen Xiao is right, he is pretending to be poor, and then intentionally or unintentionally showing his superiority, so that he can make others grit their teeth with hatred, but he is helpless, so as to achieve the effect of pretending to be forced.

As for this woman who threw herself into her arms,

It was also the extras he paid to hire who were always ready at the door.

Lao Tzu spent so much effort to pretend to be a routine, and you actually said in public that I was pretending to be embarrassed?

Suddenly

Flushed.

Break the defense in an instant.

couldn't help but scold:

"What's wrong with Lao Tzu pretending to be poor and showing off his wealth?"

"If you have the ability, you can show me one!"

"I'm afraid you don't have that ability!"

"It's better to put it in front of me than to force Lailai!"

Chen Xiao smiled faintly.

A calm and breezy expression.

"Awkward buddy can't pretend to be here."

"But you go out to eat and carry 200,000 cash with you, right?"

"Whoa."

"This is the title deeds of ten buildings, full of three boxes."

"Little sister, hug, hug, right?"

"Take a look at buddy's WeChat."

"This row is full of young ladies."

"Also."

"The M8 god sports car parked outside is also mine."

"There's another one."

"Now stop at Bandai Square, buddy plans to drive back in the afternoon."

Pretending to be a man: "????? ”

Surrounding guests: "????? ”

Everyone gasped.

"it!"

"it!"

"it!"

"The fried chicken brother is mighty and domineering!"

"This is pretending to be forced, it's clearly showing off your wealth in a fancy way!"

"As long as you're not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed, and the fried chicken brother is awesome!"

Pretending to force a man to cry without tears.

Woo woo woo~

Loaded for a long time,

The clown turned out to be myself—