Chapter 230: The Secret of Childbearing......
The old lady readily agreed, and said disdainfully: "That thing, I didn't know what it was, anyway, I got it unintentionally, it's good for people's bodies, and in addition, it's not of great use, it's not good for practice, and it can't improve your skills, that is, it is just used to continue your mother's vitality, if it wasn't useful to your mother, maybe I wouldn't know where to throw it away...... Take it, take it, look at what is good here, take a few more ......"
Jun Moxie touched his nose and was a little speechless. This is obviously the heaven and earth spirit treasure at a glance, and the old lady actually said that she almost threw it away...... Although he knew that the old lady said this and wanted to keep himself from going to his heart, Jun Moye still felt sincerely aggrieved by this heaven and earth spirit treasure...... Because, the old lady's lack of attention to this little tree can be seen at a glance, and it is not a fake.
In fact, don't say it's an old lady, even Jun Moxie himself doesn't know what this little tree is right now...... But although Jun Moye didn't know it, he firmly believed that as long as Hongjun Pagoda could recognize something, it would be a rare good thing in the world!
The four of Dongfang Sanye's husband and wife sat at a table with their children, beaming proudly, and Dongfang Wenqing and Dongfang Wenjian were both full of envy...... The wives and concubines around him are even more resentful...... Once a woman is a few years old, once she sees that others are teasing children, how can she restrain her mother?
After solving several major events in a row, Jun Moxie was very comfortable in his heart, and when he saw Dongfang asking and frowned, he couldn't help but lean over and ask sneakily: "Uncle, what's the matter? You have so many aunts, why didn't you get me a cousin or something? But it's a bit of a waste, right?"
"You don't want to do it, your grandmother complains about me!" Dongfang glared at him angrily: "But these mothers-in-law are not angry, what can I do?"
Jun Mo Ye rolled his eyes: It may be possible for one not to fight and two to not fight, but if you say ...... All fifty-nine wives were barren...... The luck of the Oriental intercession is inevitably a little too terrifying, this probability, you can buy ** lottery...... And every time you buy, you must win!
Why don't you say it's your own reason?
Jun Moxie was a little contemptuous, squeezed his eyes, and said sneakily: "I have a lot of research in this area, my third uncle's leg is what I tinkered with, if the eldest uncle can trust me, I will ensure that you will hold the doll at this time next year, and it will be several ......."
"Really?" Dongfang sat up straight, looked at Jun Moxie like a lantern in his eyes, panted in his nostrils, and grabbed his nephew's hand: "You didn't lie to me, did you?"
The person next to him was taken aback by him, damn! What is this big boss going to do?
"How could I lie to you? It's true!" Jun Moxie smiled mysteriously, and said, "Actually, I can see it at a glance, not only you, but even the second uncle has this problem, right?"
Dongfang asked for a blush, and said writhingly: "Alas...... Don't mention it, it's really a family misfortune......"
"When I was young, I didn't control it......" Jun Mo sighed and said earnestly: "The absurdity of youth often brings lifelong bitter fruits, this sentence, whether it is for men or women, it is the same, although people are not amorous teenagers, but there must be a limit to everything......" These words are exactly what Dongfang said to Jun Mo when he was in Tiannan, and now, the two of them fell into a ......, "Believe it or not, I beat you kid!" Dongfang was a little anxious, and roared at Jun Moxie, and then looked at the few people around him who were about to prick up their ears to listen, and immediately scared everyone back.
"Well, I'll take a closer look at it. Jun Moxie grabbed Dongfang's intercessive hand, and a heaven and earth aura was entered, and then he used the jīng pure life force of the power of wood to pass through his body, and then took out a small jade bottle preciously: "The medicine in it, take one a day, take it for half a month, and within half a month...... Do not have sexual intercourse, and after half a month...... Hey, hey, hey......"
Jun Moxie showed a man's smile, but was snatched the jade bottle by Dongfang Intercession, slapped it on his head, snapped it crisply, picked up his uncle's shelf, glared and reprimanded: "At a young age, what do you think about blindly? This kind of unelegant thing is worthy of your relish! It seems that your name as the number one gentleman in the capital is indeed worthy of its reputation! I have to tell your mother and let her teach you a good lesson!"
The other hand was like a weasel stealing a chicken, and he quickly snatched the jade bottle into his arms...... As soon as he said this, his voice was very loud, and the hundred and ten people present swiped it, and more than two hundred searchlights looked towards Jun Moxie, with a sense of exploration in their eyes, obviously wanting to know what this little guy said, and was actually reprimanded by the eldest master like this!
It must be a very unbearable thing! Otherwise, how could the uncle hate the public reprimand of iron and steel?
I am kind enough to solve the difficulties of your life, and you just don't say anything about it, and you actually pushed me to the front of the embarrassing in order to cover up your own embarrassment?
It's tolerable or unbearable, and neither can uncles and aunts.
Since you can't bear it, you don't need to endure it anymore!
Jun Moxie's eyes rolled, and he leaned over mysteriously and said: "Uncle, you only need to take the medicine and cooperate with other actions and formulas, that is, it is foolproof, maybe when I come again, you may have a group of children......
"And the specific actions and formulas?" Dongfang asked, stunned for a moment. I was still snickering just now, and finally made this kid a whole meal, and he successfully saved his face, and most importantly, he got a lot of benefits...... How could I have thought that before my eyes blinked, a scoop of cold water was splashed down, and I had just mistreated him, how could I let myself go with this kid's retribution?
"Conditions?" Jun Mo exclaimed unjustly: "Do I still have to talk about conditions to your old man? Since you regard me as such a villain, then I don't say it! You make me sad and wronged too much...... I am full of enthusiasm and gratitude to help you solve ......"
"It's my fault! It's my fault, my uncle is wrong, my uncle is wrong, my uncle is wrong...... Dongfang intercession quickly covered his mouth, apologized repeatedly, and asked with a salivating face: "Good nephew, what kind of action and mantra are you?"
"Well, who made you my uncle...... I'll tell you about it. Jun Moxie sighed helplessly, as if he had been greatly wronged.
"What a good boy, uncle, thank you!" Dongfang was overjoyed.
Leaning into Uncle Dongfang's ear, Jun Moxie worked hard to make his voice subtle and inaudible: "...... This action ...... Need...... Volley...... Well...... It may be a little tiring, but you have to persevere...... That's right, upside down...... Yes......
Dongfang nodded again and again, frowning solemnly, remembering wholeheartedly, for fear of missing a word and ruining the big thing.
"And the mantra is...... You've listened and memorized...... To match the action, yes, yes, the mantra is like this...... 1234, 2234, yīn Yang Harmony, Qiankun Nothing;...... One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, change your posture, and do it again...... "Jun Moxie taught a serious book, and Dongfang asked for love to memorize and recite wholeheartedly, so anxious that his head almost sweated...... I'm old and I don't have a good memory...... Fortunately, it's not very long, but it's quite easy to remember...... Jun Moxie had just finished reading, Dongfang was still frowning and muttering, Jun Moxie asked kindly, "Remember?"
Dongfang Wenqing stood up with a frown, didn't even say a word, walked out in a hurry with a calm face, strode straight to the study, it seems that it is better to remember xìng than a bad pen, and the back is memorized, but in case you forget it, it is safest to write it down...... "Hmm, Mo Xie, what did your uncle do?" Dongfang Wenjian sat down and asked suspiciously.
"Uh...... I probably drank a little too much, let's go to the thatched house......" Jun Moxie smiled. The next thing is to solve the matter of Dongfang Wenjian, but Dongfang Wenjian is much more honest, and after taking the pill, he began to thank him with a thousand thanks, and his face was full of chūn wind, and Jun Moxie naturally did not teach any nonsense "actions and formulas"...... It can be seen that it is better to be honest.
Let me make a fool of you again!
Although you are my uncle, I will not spare you when it is time for me to fix it...... Jun Moxie was proud in his heart, he couldn't shrug his shoulders, laughed silently proudly, and later held his stomach directly, patted his thighs, and laughed wildly.
Bang!
A chicken bone flew over and smashed on his head, Jun Moxie looked up in shock, only to see the old lady Dongfang with a red face, looking at him fiercely, and scolded hatefully: "Little rabbit cub! What are you smirking at?"
"Uh...... Didn't laugh anything......" Jun Moxie touched his head and grinned and sat down.
The old lady looked at him sullenly, and suddenly "poof", squirted out a mouthful of wine in her mouth, choked and coughed, her face was flushed, and she scolded angrily and helplessly: "You kid is too narrow......"
It turned out that the old lady heard it...... In fact, there are only two people here who heard it: Mei Xueyan and the old lady, these two people have the highest skills, but Mei Xueyan is a yellow flower girl after all, but she doesn't know what she means, but the old lady is from the past...... Ahem...... Ahem...... Jun Moxie touched his head and smirked twice, hurriedly lowered his head to eat, drank, honestly, like that, but very well-behaved.
"Mother, what's wrong with you?" Dongfang looked at his mother blankly, she was sitting next to her just now, and she was almost sprayed...... "You lazy son! But you have to educate well, after you go back, you must watch it tightly, this kid is really naughty! When it is time to beat, don't be soft, even if you beat hard, this kid can bear it!" The old lady got angry, but she was still a little angry.
Hear is heard...... But that thing...... I can't remind you...... This kind of thing, how can you remind yourself as a mother?
This grandson is really too narrow...... "Mo Ye is so well-behaved, where will he be disobedient?" Dongfang Wenxin frowned, and said heartbrokenly: "I don't want to beat the child...... I remember when he was a child, he was naughty, I slapped his little buttocks, and I was so distressed that I cried for several days......"
The old lady who was thundered rolled her eyes, and there was nothing she could do.
This thing...... Until a long time later...... A certain rì ...... Dongfang Wen Jian saw that the eldest brother was twisting his waist back and forth in the garden facing the morning light, and he didn't know what he meant, so he stepped forward and asked, "Big brother, what are you doing here?"
"Exercise waist strength!" Dongfang asked and said without raising his eyelids: "Second brother, how many are you pregnant over there?"