[247] Pretending to be a man: I am from a village

The car crashed?

A violent sound directly scared the pretending man to pee.

Just kidding, this Range Rover worth 1.4 million is rented by him for 2,000 a day.

But now, the front of the car is badly damaged.

I'm afraid I'm going to lose money, right?

Pretending to be a man panicked.

The girl next to her hit her head hard because of the strong impact.

After reacting, he looked at the pretending man with an angry face.

"Are you crazy?"

"What are you doing so fast all of a sudden?"

It's just that the voice just fell.

There was a knock on the door of the Range Rover.

"How do you drive a car? Do you know how to drive? Did you know if you crashed my car? ”

"Open the door! Get out! ”

The car in front of the Range Rover was hit, and the owner of the car was also in a hurry.

Pulling the car door is to find a theory of pretending to be a man.

Pretending to be a man: "!!! ”

Wozh!

Trouble!

Directly special mother to play off!

The pretending man was completely panicked, and a layer of white sweat instantly appeared on his forehead.

He has already felt the anger of the owner of the car who was hit~

Sure enough,

A group of people were instantly surrounded in front of the car, and the momentum was menacing.

A few grumpy car owners have begun to knock frantically on the door of the Range Rover.

Irascible!

Angry!

Accurate!

I can't wait to drag the pretending man out of the car.

Girls are also afraid.

However, when she thought that pretending to be a man was a rich second generation, she was immediately relieved.

Comfort yourself in your heart that you can do whatever you want if you have money~

"My dear, what are you afraid of, what you have is money, just give them a little and send it away."

The girl condescended, looking out the window at the owner of the car.

His face was filled with disdain.

I think these people must be poor and crazy.

Take advantage of the opportunity to blackmail.

is to open his mouth and urge the pretending to be a man, and quickly drive these disgusting guys out.

But~

Pretending to be a man is very afraid.

I'm scared to death.

At a cursory glance, he felt a heartache.

Saw

The black sedan that was damaged by himself was a C-class Mercedes-Benz worth more than 500,000 yuan.

By the way, the strong impact force also allowed this Mercedes-Benz to scrape the other cars around it.

Roughly calculated, the maintenance alone will cost 8.9 million.

The most important thing is that all this is their own responsibility.

Oh my God-

Pretending to be a man to death has the heart to die.

Seeing the other party's angry eyes, where would he dare to get out of the car at this time.

It is to lock the car door, and it is a posture that Lao Tzu will not open the door even if he is killed.

The girl was confused: "Honey, what's wrong with you?" Get out of the car and send them away! ”

"Next hammer car! Do they deserve it too? ”

The pretending man has a pretending expression.

In fact, I was depressed and wanted to vomit blood.

Special meow, Lao Tzu is a worker, the company has three or four thousand a month, and he loses money to them?

Furthermore,

In order to rent this Range Rover, I still use Huabei.

The dingle of the whole body is already poor, and getting out of the car doesn't let me die?

I can't kill him!

Pretending to force a man to be weak-hearted, but pretending to be calm in front of a girl.

looks like a big guy.

There's no way, the money is spent, if you can't soak the girl, wouldn't it be a pity?

Pretending to be a man is also out of the way.

Prepare to flee the scene.

Find a place to correct the girl on the spot.

When the girl heard the words of pretending to be a man, a breath of forcing the king came to her face.

With the 'Twenty-four Tricks of Cutting Men', it can be concluded that pretending to be a man is an excellent big talent.

The girls are happy.

There was a look of happiness on his face that could not be concealed.

That's right, after 100 people were killed, the old lady finally met the fattest leek.

Today is the perfect time to harvest rice!

"Honey, you're so bold!"

The corners of the girl's mouth raised, and her eyes were full of mockery, scanning everyone outside the car.

"These poor bastards can't even compare to a single hair of yours!"

Pretending to force men to be vain.

He can't stand girls licking himself the most.

At this moment, the girl's face is full of charm and temptation, which really makes the heart tremble of the pretending man.

At this moment,

The two of them seemed to have forgotten Chen Xiao and Mengmeng.

It seems that on the whole street, he is the most beautiful boy~

merely

That's when it happened.

The Range Rover body shook slightly.

Pretending to be a man: "......"

This familiar feeling~

Is it swollen or fat?

Girl: "......."

Cover your face.

Oh, what a shame.

In my ears, there was a sound of hey, hey, hey.

Incredibly clear.

The two of them were stunned at the same time, and immediately reacted.

But

When their eyes fell on the car window, they were instantly stunned.

Followed by

The eyes grew up, and the mouth was open enough to fit an egg in.

Just see,

More than a dozen male car owners, five big and three thick, rolled up their sleeves and shouted slogans, and even directly pushed the Range Rover up.

Beside him, there were five or six car owners with crowbars, staring at every move in the car.

The crowbar slapped in his hand and made a 'snapping' sound.

The sound is crisp and loud.

It seems that as long as the men and girls dare to drive away, these five or six people will instantly wave the crowbar in their hands and beckon them.

"Mamami!"

Pretending to force a man to be stupid directly.

The girl was still calm.

There's no way, Da Kaizi is too rich, and dealing with these Diao people is just a matter of sprinkling water.

The old lady sat and waited for a slap in the face.

The next second,

Bang!

The car door was violently opened!

kept reaching in with a big hand, and with an angry shout, he directly dragged the pretending man out of the Range Rover!

"You don't listen to all the good things you say? Crashed our car and still want to run? ”

"Lose money! Otherwise, you'll have a scoop on your head! ”

"We heard the words in the car clearly, and we must give us an explanation today!"

A gang of big men moved the Range Rover to the side of the road.

Guaranteed no impact on traffic.

It also does not attract the attention of the traffic police.

As for why.

It's all to blame for pretending to be too arrogant!

But whenever they heard his pretended words, the people around them said that they could not tolerate it.

simply, a group of hot-blooded men, ready to teach pretending to be a man a lesson.

It's just a matter of losing money.

If he doesn't lose money, he is bound to look good.

The man pretended to be panicked, and his face was frightened.

Weakness in the legs.

I almost fell to the ground on my feet.

He didn't expect that this group of drivers would be so fierce, and this time it would definitely be impossible to steal chickens and rice.

The first thing that pretends to be a man thinks of is to be soft.

merely

Before he could speak, the girl next to him stepped out of the car with an arrogant face.

A look of arrogance swept over everyone.

opened his mouth to pretend to force the man to be unhappy: "You guys, you're crazy, aren't you?" ”

"Want money? Speak directly, is it necessary to hit someone? ”

"To tell you the truth, my dear lacks everything, but not money!"

After speaking, the girl raised her head and raised her neck, like a proud white swan, overlooking everything in the world.

When many car owners heard this, they immediately looked at each other.

They didn't dare to make a big deal out of it.

After all, as the girl said, although the pretending man in front of him is not cleaned up, he is also a rich second generation.

The demon capital is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, how dare ordinary people provoke casually.

"Okay, lose money, let you go!"

"My car's headlights are broken, and the repair cost is eight thousand!"

"The trunk of my car is completely dented, and the maintenance cost is at least 20,000!"

"And mine!"

"So is my car!"

“......”

Everyone quoted the price one after another, and they wanted to find a pretending man to figure it out.

Pretending to be a man: "......."

Crying chirp~

This time I was really miserable by this stupid girl!

"Big brothers, I'm ...... I don't have any money......."

No way

When it comes to this, pretending to be a man can only tell the truth.

Outcome~

"No money? Who believes? ”

"Is the 1.4 million Range Rover an ornament?"

"you, huh? Believe it or not? ”

The crowd divided into points to express disbelief.

Also

When he pretended to be a man in the car just now, he was extremely arrogant, what a 1.4 million Range Rover was just a gift from his birthday father.

Good guy, at this point, I don't have any money and think about it?

There are no doors!

The owners were angry and brandished a crowbar and walked towards him.

There is a way to pretend to be a man to deceive the little sister, but he really has no tricks to deal with a group of big men.

"Puff~"

With a bend of his legs, he fell directly to his knees.

Crying and wiping tears.

"Big brothers, I really don't have any money, I didn't lie to you!"

Saying,

The pretending man took out his ID card from his pocket.

Present with both hands.

When everyone saw it, they were all confused.

"I'm rubbing! XXXXX village in XXXX county? ”

"You've been doing it for a long time, and you're from a village?"

"Then the rich second generation of you pretending to be hairy?"

Everyone's jaws were shocked, and they couldn't believe the scene in front of them.

However, it was soon reported that someone reflected.

"That's not right! He's lying! ”

"If Ya Zhen is a villager, how can she afford a Range Rover for 1.4 million?"

"Good guy, death is on the verge of death, and you dare to be hard-mouthed!"

As soon as this man's words came out, everyone had an epiphany!

One by one, their eyes were like torches, and the blades fell on the body of the pretending man.

"You're mistaken!"

Pretending to be a man to death has the heart to die.

It's like crying without tears.

He didn't care about anything else, so he had to admit frankly: "Actually, I rented this 1.4 million Range Rover for 2,000 a day, just to deceive my sister and show off my achievements to my friends......."

"? And this kind of sassy operation? ”

"Big brother is a ruthless man!"

"Wolves! You can also think of this kind of bubble girl idea, awesome! ”

Everyone is a man, and I feel a little bit of agreement with the practice of pretending to be a man.

Men, it's natural to pretend to be forced in front of women.

This kind of knee-jerk is inevitable.

But

That being said, what the pretending man just said in the Range Rover is really annoying!

"Death crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be escaped!"

"Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning!"

"Leave it to the police uncle! My car is insured! ”

"Agreed!"

"Seconded!"

"No problem!"

The man who pretended to be forced to see everyone was relieved, and he also breathed a sigh of relief.

Suddenly I felt that I had escaped.

It's just that it's at this time.

"Smack-"

A loud slap in the face, suddenly rang out.

It was no one else who hit someone, it was the girl who felt deceived.

You're a big grandma!

The old lady spends her time eating, drinking, and having fun with your ugly bastard.

As a result, you're a poor dick?

Are you still from the village?

Even the 1.4 million Range Rover was borrowed by Huabei?

Ahhh

Intolerable!

Don't say a word, don't wait for the people around you to react.

The girl kicked out.

Immediately afterwards, a scene that made the boys present gasp one after another happened.

Just see,

The pretending man covered the vital parts, and his face suddenly turned dark.

The body gradually twists.

Well

It's a touch of sadness~

In this scorching summer night in the magic capital, it looks particularly miserable~