03. Self-satisfaction
When Hiratsuka Jing heard Wei Gong say this, she couldn't help but feel a little interested, and asked, "How many have you found?" ”
Emiya thought for a while and said, "In addition to the four tyrants on campus I just told you, the passerby heroine, and Teacher Eromanga, I also found CLANNAD, the stupid test summoning beast, pseudo-love, Masamune-kun's revenge, on campus, strawberries 100%. ”
"My online game wife can't be a girl, LoveLive, a girl falls in love with her sister, she is delusional about the student union, we can't study together, a light-sounded girl, and she wants to fall in love with her second illness."
"White Album, Slam Dunk, Prince of Tennis, Baseball Hero, Jun Kiss, Three Sisters of the Nan Family, Bamboo Knife Girl, Tears of Truth, Dragon and Tiger, Student Council's Own Opinion, Kiss Sister, Dream Eater......"
Hiratsuka Shizune listened to it with relish at first, but later found that Emiya was counting, becoming more and more exaggerated, and couldn't help but say loudly: "Stop, stop, stop, stop......"
Emiya closed his mouth and looked at him with a smile.
Hiratsuka rubbed his temples and said, "Are you sure that the world is integrated with so many works?" ”
"100 percent sure." Emiya nodded.
"That's an exaggeration." Hiratsuka couldn't help but say what Emiya had just said.
"yes, right, I also feel exaggerated, these are all things I found, in fact, I think there are many things that I haven't found, only more exaggerated."
Emiya said this, a smile on his face, "And I found that these plots have one thing in common. ”
"What do you have in common?" Hiratsuka asked.
Emiya said: "The plots of the above works basically take place in schools, and the male and female protagonists are basically high school students. And most of them are ordinary love fans. ”
"High school students? In love. Hiratsuka's face suddenly darkened a lot.
"So I think this should be a large-scale comprehensive campus love world." Emiya said conclusively.
Hiratsuka said with a sudden realization: "I understand, no wonder I can't get married, it turns out that it's not my fault, but the fault of this world, in this kind of world where high school students fall in love, how can a thirty-year-old woman like me get married." ”
Emiya: ......
Is it all the world's fault? This Nima is too showy, isn't it? This pot was thrown, and the guard palace was willing to bow down.
He couldn't help but sneer.
Hiratsuka Jing looked calm, as if she hadn't heard Wei Gong's laughter at all, and instead asked, "When are you going to leave this world?" ”
Wei Gong shook his head and said, "I won't leave for the time being." ”
"Why?" Hiratsuka Jing suddenly thought of something, "You guy, don't you want to use the plot to brush up on the favor of those female high school students, so as to achieve the purpose of hugging left and right." ”
"Oh, I see." Wei Gong suddenly realized.
Shizune Hiratsuka: ......
Just when she wanted to reprimand Wei Gong, she suddenly remembered that Wei Gong had said that he did not intend to make a move on a woman with a modern education.
The main reason is because it is difficult for this group of women to accept that he opens a harem.
"So, what exactly do you want to do?" After Hiratsuka calmed down, she asked curiously.
Emiya replied solemnly, "Save a few tragedies." ”
"Tragedy? Isn't this a large-scale comprehensive campus love world, what tragedy can there be? ”
"Although it is a world of love, there are still tragedies, in fact, not long ago, I saw a school, the Municipal Mogu Middle School."
"Tragedy is going to happen at this school?" Hiratsuka asked.
Emiya nodded, "It's your lie that this school is from April, and the heroine of the plot, Kaoru Miyazono, a violinist, has a cheerful and strong appearance and an innocent personality, but she is terminally ill. At the end of the episode, the operation fails and he dies. ”
Hiratsuka couldn't help but sigh and asked, "So, that girl called Kaoru Miyazono hasn't died yet?" ”
"I checked it just now, but not yet, the current Kaoru Miyazono is still alive."
"I heard you say that she should be terminally ill, do you have a way?"
"Of course there is a way." Wei Gong looked confident, he was just terminally ill, and he was not dead, and a terminal illness in this world was not necessarily a terminal illness in other worlds.
Emiya had a lot of potions on hand to cure terminal diseases, the most effective of which was the panacea from the Earth Error World.
As long as one bottle goes down, miracles happen.
Flesh and bones are not a problem for the living dead.
If there is no way to even have a panacea, Wei Gong can go to the gods for help, whether it is Arkya or Loki, there is no problem, even if it is Hestia.
With the power of the gods, just a mortal is not a problem.
In fact, even if Kaoru Miyazono died, Emiya could find a god to revive her.
So in Wei Gong's view, the terminal illness in this world is nothing at all.
Hiratsuka said, "If there's anything you need my help with, just say I'll help." ”
"No problem." Emiya agreed to come down.
……
After deciding to stop several tragedies in this world, Emiya took up residence in Hiratsuka's house.
The next day, the school started.
Emiya did not go to Sobu High with Shizuna Hirataka, he was not interested in Sobu Taka, compared to Kiya Hachiman, Yukino under the snow, and Yui Yui Yuhihama were not interested.
After he went to the general martial arts high school in Hiratsuka, he quietly came to the Sakakino School Park.
This school can be said to be famous in the previous life of the Wei Palace, and many otaku know about this school, mainly because this school has Brother Cheng, one of the four major scumbags on campus.
is different from the campus four tyrants that everyone envies, everyone always spits on the four scumbags when they mention them.
Among the four major scumbags, Brother Cheng is the most.
Of course, he is also the most miserable one of the four scumbags.
When Wei Gong saw Sakakino School Park yesterday, his first reaction was that Brother Cheng sacrificed to the sky.
But after sleeping for a while, Wei Gong calmed down, and felt that it was a little cruel to sacrifice Brother Cheng to the sky, although Brother Cheng was a little scum, but he didn't do anything hurtful.
It's just a few little girls who don't know the world, and the sin is not to death.
So Emiya decided that a little punishment would be fine.
At 7:50 in the morning,When Emiya was walking around the gate of Sakakino Gakuen,I saw a large group of students in uniform arriving at the gate of the campus one after another.。
He saw Brother Cheng mixed in the crowd, so Wei Gong immediately split a telekinesis and flew to the bottom of Brother Cheng.
"Yo, Cheng."
At this moment, a yellow hair suddenly appeared from the crowd and patted Brother Cheng on the shoulder.
Wei Gong immediately reacted, isn't this Swanaga Taisuke, a friend of Scumbag.
So Wei Gong divided his mind and flew towards this yellow hair.
When the two mental powers arrived at the established position, Wei Gong's mind moved, and the two mental powers exploded at the same time.
Boom boom!
In an instant, Zhai Cheng and Huang Mao let out an earth-shattering scream at the same time.
Ahh!!h
......Uh, uh
The two of them seemed to be soaring high notes, covering their bloody lower bodies and rolling on the ground, blood splashing, the surrounding students saw this scene and retreated, and many girls screamed in fright.
Emiya nodded in satisfaction, turned around and quietly left. It is estimated that no one present will notice that Emiya has ever come.
After abolishing the tools of Zhai Cheng and Huang Mao's crimes, Wei Gong suddenly felt that his thoughts were clear, and he walked a little briskly.
Although the plot of the day on campus is bound to fall apart because of this.
But Emiya didn't care at all.
Anyway, it's not a touching plot, and if it happens, it will only disgust people.
The really touching plot should be April is like your lie.
To be honest, Wei Gong actually didn't finish watching April is your lie, mainly because the plot behind it was too abusive, and Wei Gong couldn't stand it when he watched it.
Especially the direction of the plot, all of which hint at Kaoru Miyazono is going to die.
Emiya really wanted to send the author a blade at that time.
So he abandoned the pit halfway through it, but later he learned from the Internet that Kaoru Miyazono was dead, and although he finally decided to operate, the operation still failed.
This made Wei Gong couldn't help but curse a few words.
But now that he has the opportunity, of course he won't miss it, so he should have fulfilled his wish at the time.
At the end of the day, it's just self-gratification.
Even the punishment of scumbags is the same.
After all, Zha Cheng didn't offend Wei Gong, and Wei Gong had no reason to punish Zha Cheng at all, but Wei Gong still did it, just because he was willing.
But Emiya didn't feel anything bad.
Although he does not call himself a savior or a punisher, his actions do indeed affect some people, and that is enough.
It doesn't matter if you're self-satisfied.
So Emiya came to the gate of the municipal Mogu Middle School again, but at this time the school was already in class, and Emiya missed the first meeting with Kaoru Miyazono.
However, Wei Gong was not depressed, but went to a nearby coffee shop, ordered a cup of coffee, took out the light novel love metronome he bought yesterday and read it quietly.
To be honest, Emiya is not interested in campus romance novels.
What he likes to read is the kind of light novels that are similar to the god killer, the wrong place, and the otome world is not very friendly to passers-by characters, and even Harumune, Emiya watches anime, not novels.
Sitting here today and watching the love metronome, it's completely for the person Kasumigaoka Shiyu.
He was eager to know what the novel written by Kasumi Shiko looked like.
In the process of watching, Wei Gong soon discovered that Xia Shizi's writing was indeed beautiful, and all kinds of gorgeous rhetoric were used very appropriately.
But alas, this novel did not move the Emiya.
The reason for this is probably because Emiya is not interested in this kind of novel.
As for whether this book is worth a look, Emiya can guarantee that it is completely worth watching, and the plot aside, the beautiful writing alone is enough to immerse oneself in it.
What's more, the plot of the love metronome is actually not bad.
But it's a pity that this kind of routine has been seen too much, so I'm not interested.