Chapter Fifty-Seven: A Novel with Private Goods
Zhu Fugui swore that he did not deliberately prepare the school uniforms of junior high school students for the red necks.
But who made people in this era generally short in height?
Zhu Fugui is 1.76 meters tall and already stands out among Chinese workers.
At first, he thought that this was because most of the Chinese workers were from Liangguang and Fujian, and they were not very tall.
After going to Gaestown, Zhu Fugui found that he was also quite tall among white people.
After consulting the relevant information, Zhu Fugui learned that everyone in the world was generally not high in this era.
The average height of Swedish soldiers is considered high, 172.
The average height of Italian, French, Bavarian, and Dutch soldiers was 166.
The average height of prisoners in Guangdong, China is 164.
The height of an indentured worker in Uttar Pradesh, India is 161.
Zhu Fugui did not find out the height of the American.
However, Zhu Fugui estimates that the southern states should be similar to Italy, France, the Netherlands, and Germany, which are the main European countries, and should not be as high as the Swedes.
So I ordered clothes with an average size of 166.
Who knew that this would collide with the average height of boys in the early 21st century?
Coupled with the characteristics of washable and wear-resistant military uniforms, it is no wonder that manufacturers will make oolongs.
It stands to reason that for the sake of the image of the Great American soldier, Zhu Fugui should make his words clear.
But the conditions given by the manufacturer are too favorable......
It can be shipped on the same day, with absolute quality and quantity.
Buy a school uniform and get a little yellow hat and a red scarf!
The red scarf is certainly not the key.
Sending a little yellow hat will save Zhu Fugui the money to order a military hat again!
This hat that makes it easy for students to cross the street safely is bright yellow and eye-catching.
Although the hat asked for by the other party is yellow or dark green, if the workmanship is excellent, presumably they don't mind the eye-catching hat, right?
After all, in this era, soldiers on both sides are playing in line to shoot, and there is no requirement for concealment.
The British dress like a turkey, and there is nothing wrong with that.
And with such a good-looking school uniform, the proprietress still gave it a beat, and it only cost 70 yuan.
If you add another 25 yuan, that Peppa Pig's schoolbag can also be given away!
It's also too fragrant.
Zhu Fugui had no way to refuse......
Who can say no to Peppa Pig?
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After finishing the matter of military uniforms, Zhu Fugui began to prepare two more letters.
Zhu Fugui has already thought about it, spending money in New England to buy a headline that is not popular in the newspaper, but after all, it is not a means to get on the stage.
After thinking about it again and again, Zhu Fugui planned to publish his football rules in the form of private goods.
When it comes to carrying private goods, what could be more convenient than writing a novel?
As a result, the essay contest of the special monthly magazine of the science department aroused Zhu Fugui's interest.
If you want to say that you want to be a copyist, in fact, there is still a lot of potential in this era.
However, being abroad, Zhu Fugui naturally couldn't take out Liang Gu Jinwen's big killing weapon.
The generation gap in culture is not so easy to bridge.
According to Zhu Fugui's idea, the protagonist of his novel must be a Chinese man.
However, in this era, Chinese men can only be villains, and it is basically impossible to be the protagonist......
Well, in fact, even in later generations, except for the kung fu movies of Chen and Li, it is basically like this.
And even if it is a kung fu movie of Chen and Li, there will basically not be any kissing scenes.
To say that every movie must have black people is politically correct on the face of Hollywood.
So Asian men don't deserve to sleep with women of other ethnicities, that's political correctness under the bottom of Hollywood.
In today's era, Zhu Fugui feels that there is only one kind of novel that can reduce people's attention to the nationality of the protagonist.
That's detective fiction.
After all, in detective novels, all kinds of brain-burning mysteries, all kinds of twists and turns of the plot, and all kinds of shooting cases that suddenly dawn on you after solving the mystery, can always make people can't help but look down inadvertently.
And in this kind of mysterious novel, the protagonist who was born in the Far East will add a kind of exotic charm of wisdom and demons.
After setting the direction of writing, Zhu Fugui picked up the pen and began to write:
"The story begins with a Chinese detective named Zhuge Watson who meets a veteran military doctor named Sherlock Holmes......"
It took two full days for Zhu Fugui to rewrite this novella.
The last pen name was "Yellow Crane".
yellow means yellow, which not only demonstrates Zhu Fuguigui's imperial status as the Ninety-Five, but also represents the firm determination of the yellow race to rise in the United States;
crane is the meaning of crane, showing the noble sentiment of Zhu Fugui, idle clouds and wild cranes, indifferent to fame and fortune, and reflecting that His Majesty the Emperor is still yearning for a plain and simple free life as a whole-minded emperor.
On the whole, Zhu Fugui, the pen name "Yellow Crane", is very satisfied.
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This is the first in a series of novels submitted to the magazine.
Zhu Fugui specially chose the high-level "Retired Pigment Merchant" chapter in the "Sherlock Holmes" series.
The main story of the novel is that the retired pigment dealer asks Zhuge Watson for help, saying that his wife eloped with a neighbor after taking his stock, hoping that Mr. Detective can help find someone.
But the quick-witted Sherlock Holmes saw the clue through the fresh paint on the walls of the merchant's house.
In order to find an opportunity to make his right-hand man, the tool man Sherlock Holmes enter the house to investigate, Zhuge Watson asks the pigment dealer Amway a football game in his hometown.
This kind of football game is reasonable, fiercely competitive, and very competitive and entertaining.
The paint dealer with the potential to be a football hooligan soon became obsessed with football.
Just as he was crowned the champion of the senior group in the nearby community, Zhuge Watson and Sherlock Holmes finally found evidence and successfully lifted the veil of his sin.
Facing the facts that have been revealed. The athletic old man tried to escape.
The waste police couldn't stop him at all.
At this moment, Zhuge Watson, who had always shown himself as a wise man, suddenly kicked an incredible arc ball with his boots, accurately hitting the back of the prisoner's head.
It turned out that the boots worn by Zhuge Watson were not ordinary.
This is the Power Assisted Kick Shoes developed by Dr. Xing, a super-scientist who was born in Shanghai.
There is also an easter egg left at the end of the story.
That is, Zhuge Watson's new plum sweetheart's girlfriend Mao Lilan is about to travel from Edo to England.
And what kind of story will happen between them?
Everything can only wait for the next episode of "Detective Zhuge Watson" to be revealed.
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