Chapter 30: Someone Is Going to Pick Peaches?

In the next week, in addition to attending classes, he endured the choking smoke and followed Hansen and his four horsemen of the Apocalypse to register one by one in the "revolutionary holy land" of the Great Lawn, which made him suddenly recall the routine of developing members of the cult gang in his previous life, and it would be more similar if he sent some eggs and cooking oil.

But looking at the roster in his hand, he smiled proudly, "It's a prince, nine hundred and fifty-six 'volunteers', an independent regiment, even if the Bantian United is here, our Lao Li is not afraid!" ”

As for whether the smile was from the bottom of his heart or because he had inhaled too much smoke mixed with big m, he himself couldn't figure it out: "NND Lao Tzu is really this time!" All passively take drugs! ”

As for whether the group of people on the roster can be used and how to use it, he hasn't thought about it yet, although it is said that the use of people should be eclectic, and the rooster and dog thief are also strange soldiers if they use it in the right place.

However, the "conventional" campaign routines that I did in New York back then, such as pulling out the opponent's signboard, piercing the opponent's car tires, spreading rumors and slander, and even smashing the glass of the opponent's campaign office in the middle of the night and throwing feces at the campaign venue in broad daylight, are no longer applicable in Connecticut.

This is not a megametropolis, but a small town and the surrounding countryside, with a low population density, usually the grandparents of the neighbors are familiar with each other, and they are more or less related to each other, which is a typical acquaintance society, and on the whole it is more inclined to the English rural society written by Dickens or Agatha, and keeps a distance from the mainstream culture of the current country.

Even though George Duffy and Burke Kongsberg Jr. are eager to stab each other a few times at the moment, they still behave very harmoniously on the surface, affectionately calling each other by nicknames, which is very cp.

It's a pity that the rotten girl group has not yet taken shape in these years, although the two sides often send sugar on the spot, but the effect is just like that.

In this kind of social environment, it is not only easy to lose the wind, but also has a great negative impact, and the gains outweigh the losses.

The folk customs are conservative and simple, they don't like to join in the fun, and some exaggerated propaganda techniques are not easy to use.

I still miss the metropolis, but now that I'm back in New York to help people campaign, with a force like Fericher in my hands, the efficiency of "doing things" is much higher.

Not to mention anything else, let Diego take someone to the other party's campaign office, screw the door and pick the lock, sweep away the TV, fax machine and other valuable items, and finally pee on the campaign materials or something, even if he is caught, it will not constitute a crime, and he can be released on bail by paying a few dollars, but after three or two times, it is enough to disgust the other party's "volunteers".

even asked Feriche to find a few girls, hook up with the other party's campaign manager, and then rush in at a critical moment, and press the camera "click", which is the traditional Chinese mystery "Immortal Jump".

Immortals can take the bait! What's more, what the hell? Not to mention the immortals against the ghosts, but they are very neat.

It's a pity that none of these "high-end practical skills" can be used, and he is worried about going around in circles, so he really has to rely on Millican's traditional arts: gatherings, speeches, home visits, and telephone canvassing?

This set of things is the housekeeping ability of politicians in the United States, and the academic routines in it are big, and it is necessary to build a team and hire professionals to perform their duties, and a set of processes down, as long as the requirements of the gold owner are not too exaggerated, they can basically be done.

But it's all silver!

The cost is not ordinary, it is simply a black hole of funds, how much money you have he can swallow how much, the most terrible thing is that after swallowing money, he really gives you a performance to see, and he continues to throw money into it.

What's more, both sides of the campaign have already done this, and the entire New Haven district has been "carpet bombed" by George Duffy and Burke Kongsberg Jr.

The cost performance of the process is too low, and there are only a few relevant professionals, and now they have already found a good owner, and they may not be able to find the right person if they have money.

But there has to be something to do, after all, George Duffy is watching him from behind.

Regardless of whether it is effective or not, always show your ability, or show what makes the other person's eyes shine.

That's the goal.

As a result, the "George Duffy Rep. Campaign Office" on Westwind Street in East Haven suddenly began to be crowded.

Chris is still grieving, and his mental activity is out of reach.

But the physique of this rugby player of more than 9 meters is there, how could Edward, the Jewish brain, be willing to waste such a good resource?

Under the pretext that exercising, especially high-intensity physical exercise, which stimulates the brain to secrete dopamine and inhibit serotonin reabsorption, which is good for relieving depression, and George Duffy is a kind egalitarian who has devoted his life to racial equality, he let the big black man serve as a traffic officer, driving Pondiak back and forth between the campaign headquarters in New Haven and the East Haven rudder, transporting all kinds of campaign materials and auxiliary supplies.

It is no wonder that those slave owners were still more protective of black slaves, but instead threw all kinds of dangerous work to the Irish who were also white, and the latter really could not compare with the black people in terms of efficiency and obedience.

"Damn, you've got to make it up to me! The school football team doesn't have that much exercise when they train! You Charlotte! Even Xiandao and Schwarzenegger will be exhausted to death by you. Chris finally came out of his grief

Because...... Wrath......

"OK, OK, calm down, calm down! Let's dump and eat ...... tonight dinner," Edward raised his hands above his head in surrender.

"No, I'm going to eat fresh! Didn't you just eat this thing last week!? "Big black is not easy to fool

"It's different, it's different, last time that thing was called wonton in Chinese, let's eat dumplings today."

"Is there a difference?" Chris's tone softened

"Of course, of course, that one has soup, and this one doesn't. That skin is soft, this skin is hard. ”

"Doesn't sound as delicious as last time?"

"The taste is definitely not bad, the old Chinese saying is good, delicious but dumplings, fun but X, the second half of the sentence specifically what it means, don't investigate it in detail, this is a decadent and declining thought, although readers like to watch, but for safety, I definitely can't say. Anyway, I'm sure you'll be comfortable eating tonight. ”

"That's pretty much it." The big black guy calmed some of his anger, "But I don't understand, why are you buying so much beer!" And it is specified that it should be bottled in glass, and there are obviously lighter aluminum cans, and the price is cheaper. ”

"Hey, what can I do? Let those guys do the work, you can't pull out a dime. It is more cost-effective to invite them to drink than to give them money, and it is easier to please the other party. As for why you don't want cans......" He glanced at Chris, not daring to say any more.

The other party's eyes flickered and he instantly understood, "You damn it, because there are too many large glass bottles, and they are bulky, so they can't take more." That way you'll be able to save money! Right! ”

"Rest the rage, rest the rage!" Edward hugged his head and scurried, it was better for the goods to be in a sad period, once it returned to normal, this brain was like an electronic computer. "How about we add another oily hoof in the evening? OK, OK, tiger eggs can also be satisfied, yes, yes, yes, you let go of your stomach and eat. ”

Over the next few days, the streets of East Haven and Orange were plastered with "Please support George Duffy," and car owners received George Duffy's car stickers.

"Whatever the effect, at least the momentum has been built."

Edward thought of his previous life, whenever there was a call for movement, the streets were always covered with various banners and slogans, and it was clear that they all had the same idea.

……

"You're doing a good job in two towns, young man. Unfortunately, if I had known you earlier, I would have been able to give you more support. George Duffy said to Edward in his headquarters office.

"Do you smoke?"

"No, thank you, I won't, you feel free." Edward waved his hand, deliberately pretending to be a little restrained.

"Well, it's not a good thing, but in order to create a manly image and relieve tension, I can only smoke. After all, lighting a cigarette in a campaign speech is more stylish than a glass of vodka. ”

"The latter will be targeted by McCarthy." Edward deliberately spoke in a guttural voice that sounded like Russian with a big tongue.

"Hahaha, I appreciate your sense of humor. I came to you today to tell you that through the poll data, Burke Jr. and I are still evenly matched, which is not surprising, we are all locals, we have our own basic iron plates, and the most important thing at the moment is a few swing zones, as long as we win the swing zone, victory is within reach. ”

"Hmm," Edward nodded.

"East Haven and Orange are important swing areas, and you're doing a good job, but I'm thinking about whether to bring in a few people to help you, they're all professionals with a lot of campaign experience, and you'll have a lot easier with them."

"!" Love someone in the stomach and scold, "What is this?" Came and picked peaches? Lao Tzu finally opened up the situation, so someone came to grab the credit? ”

As if seeing his mental activity, George Duffy said gently, "Don't get me wrong, I know your work achievements, but this is a campaign, I really can't afford to lose, so I can only add people and resources." To be honest, I don't want to do this myself, because I don't have a lot of resources for you to deploy alone, and secondly, it's a blow to your motivation. But ......"

"That's it, give me three more days, if it doesn't work, you send someone over, I'm okay now and try hard again, although I have no experience, but this is also my advantage."

"Advantage?" George was stunned

"Yes, that means I can play my cards outside of the usual routine, or that the other person can't judge what I'm going to do."

"Don't take it for granted, my country's mature election campaign has fixed rules, and it is whimsical and will not have good results."

"Yes, but there is a famous quote in the 2,000-year-old Chinese military book "The Art of War", I think you can refer to it."

“?” The other party's right hand holding the cigarette stopped in mid-air, and after a moment it turned into a gesture of please.

"Whoever fights, with the right combination, with the odd victory. Therefore, those who are good and surprising, infinite as heaven and earth, inexhaustible as rivers and seas" Edward first said it in classical Chinese, and then translated it into English in the other party's unaware eyes.

"The so-called positive is a fixed rule and routine, which is necessary, but on the contrary, if you are good at using surprise weapons, there will often be unexpected effects. Since the battle situation is scorching now, I suggest that you might as well focus on the other swing zones, anyway, you don't have many resources at hand, I can leave it alone for the time being, and wait for a week later. ”

"Well, you convinced me. How about I can give you more time, ten days? If it doesn't work, I can only send someone to take your place, but it doesn't affect my perception of you, you are a good young man, if you can, you can join my team at your convenience, this invitation is always valid. ”

"Thank you for your attention. Then I'll go and arrange things first. Edward said goodbye and left.

The American style is so simple and rude, the superiors and subordinates do not pay special attention to etiquette, and pay more attention to the benefits that can actually be brought, Edward can't help but be glad, fortunately it is worn to the United States, if he goes to Japan at the same time, not to mention the lumbar muscle strain that bows and bows every day, most of them will eat a slap, not only can not resist at this time, but also shout "Ha Yi" with their feet together. In exchange for the praise of the opposite side, "good, very spiritual"

Only such famous scenes are willing to be experienced by ghosts.