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The next day at noon.

Edward sent Chris back to East Haven to help watch the scene to prevent it, and if someone came in to get drunk or smoke a big m, he specially took care of the black whirlwind: "If you dare to mess around like this, you are welcome, just throw it on the street!" As long as you don't get killed, you'll be fine. ”

Chris was a little confused: "Okay?" These guys are very difficult. ”

"Hehe," someone who loves sneered, "I invite their boss to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, doesn't it cost money?" ”

"I really didn't spend much, most of it was invited by Ferrit......"

"I really should send you to Tianjin in Huaxia Kingdom, and let you engage in a promising traditional oriental art called Touyi!" Edward scolded, and then said, "Besides, if you really don't obey, and Ferichie, let me send a few men to persuade me with the Sicilian Kiss." ”

"Sicilian kiss?"

"Well, the shotgun with the barrel cut short, that's what they used to have back home in Italy. Arguably not as good as a pistol, but Fericher told me that while a pistol is more discreet and lethal, it is far less intimidating than a Sicilian kiss, especially when it comes to 'convincing' someone, and shooting a Browning is not the same as holding a shotgun. We should trust the judgment of professionals in their professional aspect......"

When he was done, he patted his ass and left, inviting the five guys to dinner in the high-end restaurant of the Waldorf Astoria.

"So, I need you to expand your influence in the shortest possible time, at least no longer limited to Yale, no longer limited to New Haven, there are many schools in the third congressional district of Connecticut, Yale is undoubtedly the loudest, you should take on the responsibility of leadership, to mobilize other students." Edward made his own request: "Of course, financially, I will provide support. ”

"What are you going to do?" Hansen hesitated

"Don't worry, I don't have the heart to start an armed uprising, and I definitely don't have the idea of overthrowing the United Nations and the Chinese federal government by force. But I need manpower, or I need superficial manpower, and if you can get me a roster of hundreds or thousands of people who are college 'volunteers' supporting George Duffy, my next plan will probably be successful." ”

“？ Just a list? ”

"At the very least, let them sign the paperwork and say they want to volunteer, and the rest doesn't matter." Edward explained, "I know, it's not easy to do, because there are a lot of seminaries in the state, and this group of guys might be more difficult to convince. ”

Thinking of Chris's appearance, Edward also felt a headache, people of faith are difficult to deal with most of the time in the crowd.

"Hey, buddy, I suggested you hang out with us a long time ago, you always don't listen, look, it's a joke this time." Hansen drank the wine from his glass, and the others laughed.

"How?"

"On the contrary, it is most convenient to convince the group of reserve gods of the seminary, that is, the cost is higher."

"Cost? Buy each of them a hardcover copy of the Bible? No problem, I can go to the church and wholesale it, just say it's to spread the gospel, and it's about the same if they come and charge a fee. ”

"If you want to send a sterling silver cross, you can do it. If it is made on a large scale, it can be cheaper. But it must wait for them to confirm the signature before giving it. ”

"No, no, no, apparently I don't understand the seminarians now." Hansen laughed, drawing the attention of the other customers in the restaurant.

He scratched his head in embarrassment, and then whispered, "As long as you promise to subscribe to Playboy for them for a quarter, I guarantee that all the seminaries will be taken by you." ”

"Ahem," Edward choked, "This is not the time to joke. ”

"Who was kidding you!" Hansen was very serious, "But this was really unexpected, and if I hadn't worked at Playboy magazine, I wouldn't have known." ”

As a fashionable men's magazine, Playboy has two groundbreaking moves in order to compete with similar products, the first is the famous soft color qing, which is very popular with everyone. In particular, the large photo of Marilyn Dream Quanguo inserted in the inaugural issue has an influence that transcends the limitations of time and space......

Secondly, and it is also the most criticized promotional strategy of the boss Hefner, "the Priest subscription can enjoy 75 discounts." ”

As we all know, the United States is a religious country, and more than half of the country's population is a believer in Jesus......

When the preferential policy for the clergy first appeared, everyone waited to see the excitement - a large number of devout believers took to the streets to protest against Hefner's use of incense and poisonous mist to corrupt the Lord's servants.

After all, the theological system of Jesus' religion believed that the female fruit was the root of all evil, so much so that some monastic nuns had a strict and cumbersome procedure for bathing to ensure that while purifying their bodies, they would not see the root of all evil and cause evil thoughts.

This group of old antiques has been unbearable for the rising yellow pictures in the media, as well as the unscrupulous GHS, and now there is a special discount for them, isn't this a face-riding output? Blasphemy against the glory of the Lord?

However......

The result was a significant increase in magazine sales.

And that's not all.

The incident also caused dissatisfaction among the seminarians, who quickly said that seminarians were just as good as their teachers, but that because there were orders of magnitude more seminarians than teachers, he had to recalculate the cost of the discount to avoid losing money.

"I'll ......" Edward didn't know what to say, if China's bald people had a copy of "The Beginning of Man" or "****", this scene was really unimaginable, not to mention anything else, most of the bald people would be buried alive by believers.

But in the United States, everything is logical.

After all, believers are also human beings, and they have the right to browse legal publications, and whoever opposes them is an evil red scoundrel who is anti-democratic.

"Probably, this will reduce the chance of the little boys being violated," Edward could only comfort himself.

"Okay......" Edward was silent, there are indeed too many incomprehensible places in this country, "how much does it cost, you make a budget, I only have one request, fast, must be fast!" ”

"No problem, we're friends, aren't we!"

"Of course, I've always liked smart friends."

Hansen's group is usually unobtrusive, but when they actually receive the mission, their efficiency is so high that Edward is unbelievable.

This is not surprising, they all relied on their own strength to enter Yale, IQ, emotional intelligence, action, observation, and even physical fitness are not bad, otherwise he tossed on the lawn for several months, and Edward before the crossing would have eaten a lot of human kidney treasure tonic, and Hansen, who is the thorn in the professor's eye, can even get a "pass" score in the exam, which shows that he is not a mortal.

At least one point proves that it is not a fluke that the United States can stand on the top of the blue star, and the personal ability of the elites (without quotation marks) is indeed more than a step higher than that of ordinary people.

In less than a week, they had brought in a large stack of rosters that were a height of a ruler, "Look, there are 1,500 people, covering all the colleges in the district, and most of the community colleges, teaching universities, and a few church high schools, and these bunnies don't care about anything when they hear that there's a free Playboy." Looking at the way they looked, I really envy the concentration camp system of the Russians, and throwing these guys through the customs for three years will probably alleviate their enthusiasm for sexuality......"

Even Hansen couldn't stand it anymore, which shows that the enthusiasm of the seminarians is indeed a bit unexpected.

"Ahem...... Is this all reliable? Edward was a little uneasy, for fear that Hansen and his Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse would cheat and fool him, before the crossing, he was a social animal promoted from the Death University, and he was very handy at falsifying statistics and fabricating original information, and even the experimental reports compiled in the university were cited as treasures by the younger students and passed down from generation to generation.

After becoming a social animal, this traditional art was practiced by him more and more proficiently, so that when the company's financial statements were different from the government's statistics, and the latter came to ask the teacher to ask for guilt, he could still swear to teach the other party how to make correct accounting assumptions and value estimates.

In short, he has a clear heart for this kind of place that may be boring. Hansen's group of guys have no shortage of IQ and action, and it is not excluded that they are cheating and fooling themselves for money.

Hansen rolled his eyes, "You can hire a third-party company to do the test, the name, phone number, signature, and even the will are real." ”

"But, but it's only been a week, even if you can pull 200 people a day!" He is still a little unbelievable, the people of the United States are usually very arrogant, but they attach great importance to personal signatures and personal information, and in the previous life, Huaguo scammers could change their ID numbers to engage in P2P fraud with a bag of rice and a barrel of oil, and there was no possibility of it happening in the United States.

"You don't understand the current situation, just say that it is to oppose the current government, everyone is willing to do anything, not to mention that Yale is ahead of the curve this time, changing the grading system to pass and fail, and now in their eyes, we are similar to the Beatles. A lot of girls posted it. It's a pity that they are not as hard as Fetcher arranged. Hansen grinned, "By the way, here's the invoice and list of the relevant expenses." ”

After that, he pulled out a large mess of paper from his pocket.

"Why do you have to come to these vain heads between you and me, how much money you spent, just tell me directly. I'll give you cash! ”

"This, this, how embarrassing, mainly, mainly beer money......"

"You don't need to count the 'medicine' money, it's not a matter of money, the federal government will conduct an audit and spot check on the candidates after the election, if it has anything to do with the 'medicine', Mr. Duffy's future will be doomed, understand!"

"Ahem" Hansen's face distorted for a while, and he suddenly buried his head in the pile of bills and checked it with all his might.

"What are you doing?" Edward was curious

"Me, I'm looking for an invoice for 'medicine'?"

"My God, when did the United States buy 'medicine' and issue an invoice? Is this a drug dealer or a model taxpayer of the IRS? ”

"Hey, yes, yes......" Hansen snapped.