Amid the cheers of "We are all Sheldon tonight" and "Liberate Russia with rock", the festival ended on August 19.

There were no major accidents, which is a miracle for a large event with a total of hundreds of thousands of people, especially considering that the attendees are usually in the habit of drinking and drinking.

Incidentally, Edward was initially worried that a stumbling woman would take advantage of the opportunity to do business, which is illegal in most states of the United States, but because most of the trade has an umbrella, he doesn't have to worry about the police rushing to the field, and Fetcher gave him detailed science.

But the festival is different, if there are too many women who stumble and alarm the police, he is one of the organizers to blame.

The profession of chicken-head cannot be put on the table in any country, and Edward has a great future, so he has to be more careful about it.

As a result, Hansen told him with a smile: "Don't worry, the people who go to the music festival are poor ghosts, unless the girls are blind, they won't go to work, besides, now there are many female rock fans, and they don't have to spend money, they can win a bucket of cigarettes and a can of beer, right......"

Indeed, Edward looked through the telescope at the pomp of people and piles of flesh by the lake, shook his head and sighed, deeply sorry that he could not personally criticize the decay and decadence of capitalism.

After all, for a time-traveler who has followed the rules in his previous life, what a fascinating scene is multiplayer sports with the Yanmars?

It's luck that the festival didn't have a big incident, but there should be a lot of fights, drunken falls, and even human lives, but New York, where there are underground clinics everywhere, and it is the territory of the liberal Democratic Party, and the abortion operation is a trivial matter.

And that fruit swimming resort was also said by Megan, from a distance it looked like a piece of white flowers, and Edward was not only sad but regretful.

So he dragged Megan to the bathroom to make up for it very unhappily.

Megan originally wanted to go to fruit swimming, so as to let go of her body and mind and eliminate fatigue, but when she thought of her career, she could only grit her silver teeth and stomp away.

The two hit it off, fortunately, the bathtub of the hotel is the same as the bed, it is king size, in line with the design principle that the essence of luxury is a waste of area, regardless of whether the guests need it, the area of the luxury bathtub is five square meters up, which is comparable to the total bathroom area of a small apartment.

In this way, the two of them can be regarded as finding some feelings.

The waves are flooding, and the two heats rise and fall with each other like dolphins in estrus.

The superiority of capitalism is evident at this moment.

As for the profit, it will take a few days to calculate, but it is certain that you will make a big profit.

Edward knew the taste of the marrow, and went to the Hilton to open a room when he had nothing to do in the past few days, then jumped into the bathtub, self-hypnotized "I am the lotus, I am the lotus", and then sat and waited for Milican Guanyin to sit ......

Both of them are under a lot of pressure and both have a bit of endocrine disorders, and the people around them also persuade them to go to the hospital to see a doctor, take some medicine, or do physiotherapy.

Both have health insurance, but neither has much interest in hospitals.

It is all about squeezing out some free time, in this way to relieve emotions and regulate endocrine, after all, it is a three-point poison, and you can not take medicine if you can not take medicine.

Moreover, medicine is not as good as food, and food is not as good as sleep, which is a universal truth.

Although Megan is an American girl, she is also convinced of this.

……

The next morning, at half past six on August 21, 1968, was a historic moment when Edward met an elder while he was half-asleep.

This is something that every man will encounter, his name is "Uncle Chen", the old man is a little uninteresting, often uninvited, and he doesn't leave when he comes, which is quite embarrassing.

Men hate him, but if Chen Bo didn't come that day when the old man was angry, he was afraid that it would be even more terrifying, and no matter how much money he spent, he would have to invite him back.

At present, Edward and Meghan are working together to send Chen Boli out of the country, and they are busy.

The phone rang.

"Hey!" Megan was originally on the road with him to send Uncle Chen and his old man on the road, and she was working hard.

This is a critical moment, Meghan is struggling, and someone is holding back to prevent incontinence.

The two sides are fighting hotly, and it is really unpleasant to call when they can't hold each other.

They don't want to bother, but the bell is stubborn like Uncle Chen, whom Edward met when he was eighteen years old—he resolutely refuses to give up without external interference.

Megan was helpless and picked up the earpiece, "Hmm, huh? Yes! …… No ~ God ~ Chris? I don't mean to blaspheme...... Whew~ Looking for Ed? Hiss! …… Oh, God...... Okay, wait a minute. What, let's turn on the TV right away? ”

"Stumped again, something big happened?" was so noisy, Chen Bo left in a huff, and the cute Dehua was even more unhappy.

"THIS IS FAKE NEWS! Now broadcast the latest news, yesterday at midnight, the Russian-led Warsaw Pact forces invaded Prague, the capital of the Czech Republic and Slovakia! The first chairman of the Czech Communist Party, Dubcek, asked his citizens not to resist. At present, Prague and most of the Czech cities have been occupied by the Warsaw Pact troops, and the Warsaw Pact side claims that the troops entered at the invitation of the Czech leaders, and the city of Prague is generally calm at present. ”

"Fuck me!" Edward bounced up from the bed, "Old Maozi is really playing!" ”

Meghan was also dumbfounded: "Their tanks just swaggered to the capitals of other countries?" And NATO doesn't even know at all? "After all, it's a journalist, and it's really sharp.

The next news is broadcasting the situation on the Prague front on the one hand, and the domestic situation in the United States on the other, and the country is not very peaceful:

Outside the window, the vast number of people in the country are on the streets again! The slogan shouted was "Protest against the Russian invasion of the Czech ......"

……

In fact, this tank shopping operation has been expected for a long time, and the Czech Communist Party and the Russian Communist Party have been at loggerheads since the beginning of this year, and after Dubcek was elected first secretary in May, the contradictions between the two sides have intensified even more.

Since then, the Warsaw Pact has conducted a number of exercises on the Czech border, but it is widely believed that this is just a scare, since the Czech Republic and Slovakia are members of the Warsaw Pact.

Unexpectedly, the Warsaw Pact army completed the strategic deception of the deployment of large forces through exercises, and under the nose of NATO, the Warsaw Pact integrated forces, under the command of the Russians, took advantage of the darkness to rush to Prague, and it was not until the next morning that the Russian army occupied Prague Radio and completed its broadcast to the outside world, and the West did not know what had happened.

One can imagine how humiliating this is.

This incident is also very stimulating to the United States.

The people of the United States were originally anti-war, especially more than ten years ago, after being taught a hard lesson in Cao County, they personally experienced the strongest combat effectiveness in the monster room in East Asia, and only then did they understand what it means to be truly martial, and they suddenly became peace-loving.

Speaking of which, this battle is also a bit of that.

Both sides were a little biased at the beginning, a large country in East Asia: "U.S. military? Isn't it just that the gun is good to run? All 800w KMT troops were driven into the sea by us. Beat! ”

Mi Guo: "The combat effectiveness of the Chinese people? That 800w waste firewood, it doesn't take any effort to fight. Beat! ”

Then the two sides fought in the ice and snow, and suddenly both sides scolded at the same time, "Fuck, Jiang Bald is a lot of harm." ”

Especially Lao Mi, after being fucked with real knives and guns, he touched his swollen face and began to embrace peace.

However, remember to eat but not to fight.

It's only been a long time since I went to provoke Southeast Asia again.

Probably thought that Southeast Asia = East Asia + South Asia.

East Asia is too martial arts, but South Asia has never been unbearable, and when the two are combined, it should not be too difficult to fight.

As a result, after entering the Indochina Peninsula, I learned that the Viet Cong had a large number of officers who graduated from the Kunming Army Academy, not only were they not Feila, but also that Wu De Fengpei could be regarded as a small boss in the monster room, which soon reminded the people of the United States in the rainforest of the ice and snow more than ten years ago.

The combat effectiveness of the South Vietnamese servant army is not as good as that of the South Korean puppet army, and the Mi army can only personally go into hand-to-hand combat.

At present, the anti-war movement in the country has almost reached the point of hysteria, and many anti-war groups, whether they are interested in attracting attention or really worried about world peace, have begun to oppose all forms of war.

Usually these are left-wing organizations, and since they are left-wing, there is a natural intimacy with the Russian Communist Party.

Now that the Prague incident came out, these organizations were stupid.

In addition, the KGB has always had a habit of paying in fake dollars.

So this group of anti-war organizations simply hardened their scalps: Let's fight together!

Dobrynin's appearance at a press conference a while ago disappeared in an instant, and the image of Russian diplomats changed from "innocents attacked by Jewish mobs" to "evil spokesmen of the Red Empire of violence."

An anti-Russian wave gradually began to erupt.

Sheldon and others have a tendency to transform into national heroes.

Edward's joy is unsupportable: "God help me!" Strike while the iron is hot, let's apply to continue the trial! ”

"Now this juncture is not good to use, I'm sorry for the ancestors who love the family! This time, the east wind has already risen, and it is time to take advantage of this storm in the courtroom. ”

Chris: "You're so confident? Don't forget, let's not hear the most important tape yet? Whether Santo said 'wiretapping or not wiretapping' in the tape is still inconclusive. ”

"Of course," Edward felt that his brain had been much better lately, and the pressure on his body had been much less.

He discussed it with Meghan in private, and it happened that the other party also felt this way, which shows that the world has so many coincidences.

Now his nimble mind kicked again: "Of course, that's a problem. But the other way around. When we suddenly say in court that Sheldon secretly recorded the entire conversation, what do you think Santo's face will be with Solomon and the FBI? ”

"Well, it should be shock, and then there is panic."

"That's right, so we can also play some audio clips in court to increase the other party's fear. Solomon was a veteran, but Santo wasn't! ”

Chris's eyes lit up, "You mean, start with Santo?" ”

"Right"

"Cross-examine him in court?"

"That's right! This hand is useless to Solomon, but Santo is just an ordinary policeman, and it is impossible to be trained in cross-examination and court arguments, which is our lawyer's specialty! ”

"I have to warn you, you're not qualified to practice law now......"

"That's what their litigants are good at!"

Cross-examination refers to the activities or processes in which the parties, agents ad litem, and third parties, under the auspices of the court, explain and debate the authenticity, legality, relevance, and probative force of the evidence submitted by the parties and the third party.

is a favorite of various legal dramas.

(Note: In the courtroom part, it is reasonable to use surnames, for example, Sheldon should be called Mr. Siegal and Santo should be called Mr. Pamela, but considering that the previous narrative used names, it would be difficult for everyone to read rashly, so it can only be changed.) ）

Although I really want to go out in person, the laws of the United States are not child's play, and Edward is also self-aware.

The cross-examination of Santo Pamela was carried out by Kabamazepin, who was proficient in all kinds of tricks and had special training in court defense.

Edward, Chris, Bahrouyan, and Silerie are all listening.

Cross-examination in court is a very important science, and schools will teach it, but usually only talk about theory and cite classic cases, although the teaching effect is very good, but the situation in the actual trial is ever-changing, and those things in the classroom alone will not be of much use.

This thing is more like a craft than a knowledge, and the former must be passed down from master to apprentice and taught by hand.

Kamasi is unassuming and taciturn, but he is very skilful and even visionary in business.

In fact, Bert Witzleben and Barry Slotnik were also eager to testify in court, but when Kamazepin threw out the certification that he had participated in Hampel training in the UK, the other two were instantly dumbfounded.

Even Edward was amazed at the bald man's dedication to his profession.

Hampel has no equivalent vocabulary in Chinese, and can only be roughly translated as trial advocacy training for barristers.

In the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth countries, the shuanggui system of solicitors and barristers still exists.

The difference between the two can be seen from the English name, the former is solicitor, which evolved from solicit (recruitment, convocation, solicitation) plus or.

It is mainly responsible for issuing business such as marriage certificates, helping to set up wills, etc., and can also appear in court on behalf of the client, but only in low-level courts, such as small civil courts, ordinary traffic courts, etc.

The latter is called barrister/barrister at law (considering that BAR is an abbreviation of Browning Rifle Line, so it can also be understood that the barrister is as strong as a machine gun in the law - crossed out) Chinese translated as a trial lawyer or litigation lawyer, the main task is to intimidate people in court, usually various high courts often stipulate that only barristers are qualified to speak.

In HK, the latter is known as the "big state" by the people, while the former does not have this honor.

Although in recent years, the Commonwealth countries have gradually mixed general practice solicitors and barristers, and no longer make a rigid distinction, this kind of trial advocacy training is still highly valuable as the ultimate training for lawyers, but not many people participate.

One is that it is difficult to get in, and the other is that the tuition fee is not ordinarily expensive.

Another point, Edward once curiously asked Kabamazepin what was taught in court defense training, and the latter immediately had an expression of mixed internal and external hemorrhoids ruptured at the same time plus anal fistula, so that everyone wondered if this guy had been analized by in London.

After drinking two glasses of water, Kabamazein calmed down, and the cruelest thing about Hampel was that it was impossible for the academy to hear a single word of praise from his mentor during the entire training period!

Usually Hampel is led by two instructors, up to six students at the same time.

In each training, all the trainees selected the same debate point of the same case and presented it live in front of the group.

After each student's presentation, the instructor will highlight a problem for criticism and analysis, and then demonstrate and correct it himself, and the trainee will set an example again to seek improvement.

A group of six people, in a circle, is six typical mistakes, even if you are not pointed out to have this problem, but when the other students are corrected, you are also learned.

As for the lack of positive praise, only negative feedback, the mentors speak very clearly, people are more likely to remember the language of praise, and use it to comfort and encourage themselves, when entering the level of Hampel learning, if the student still needs encouragement and comfort, it can only be said that he is not capable, and the psychological quality is not enough.

Students must be objective and dispassionate to realize that this stage is a training for excellence, and any negative feedback only shows one thing, the real gap between the student and the standard.

One or two may be tolerable, but over the years, it will be a major blow to the mental health of the students, and in turn, those who can be killed from purgatory will all be good men in the court.

"Why, the debate in the British House of Commons is higher than that of our country? Because their politicians are just as many of us politicians as they were born in the law department, yet they have Hampel training! That's why our politicians tend to only be proficient in sensationalist speeches, after all, we have Hollywood. But if it is really a one-on-one debate, I am afraid that most of the congressional masters will have a cerebral hemorrhage on the spot. ”

How can you not use such a big killing weapon in your hand?

Today's cross-examination of carbamazepine is a good learning opportunity.

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A year is almost over, and the annual meeting that starts as usual should also be held, according to the usual practice, it is still not my share......

But I do think of one thing in the author group last year:

Most writers add various groups, claiming to be for the purpose of collecting materials, communicating, and chatting about creation; In fact, it's nothing more than nonsense, driving and all kinds of undisciplined sadness.

I'm a newcomer, so I added a Q group.

I didn't know much at first, after all, I haven't read much online articles over the years.

After entering, everyone was very enthusiastic, there was no shelf, they all said that their own food, I thought it was very good, there was no pressure at all, so I quickly integrated into it.

The group is very lively every day, blowing water and chatting, and occasionally driving astringent pictures, which is very happy.

Since last year, I have been commenting on the Twelve Heavenly Kings, and I didn't take it seriously at first, because no matter how I evaluate, it can't be my turn......

As soon as the results came out, I was shocked, there were three or four places in the group of dozens of people, these people are not divers yet, they belong to the group that are active every day. What's even more terrifying is that if it weren't for the restrictions on the subject matter, if you only look at the results, it is estimated that the number can be doubled.

At that moment, I suddenly realized that a big guy is a big guy, although he talks about his own food all day long like me

But I'm a cabbage in the vegetable market that doesn't allow me to pick up vegetables for a pound, and people are also cabbages, but the place to stay is different - the jade cabbage in the Palace Museum......

Ay......