After spending a pleasant tea time with Blue Feather on the platform at the entrance of the Temple of God, I quit the Internet and left the school with Nature. $(). (23) ()(x). I didn't pay attention to it when I found Mengyun at the station and made sure that she hadn't been tricked into going shopping by the kid named Körber, and I got on the bus home with my baby sister in anticipation of my mother's dinner.

"Brother, do you want to tell your parents about Körber?" When I was about to arrive at the door of the elevator that flew up, Mengyun suddenly couldn't help but pull the corner of my clothes and asked, "I'm a little unsure of my mind alone." ”

"I think it's better to talk to my parents. Reaching out and touching my sister's little head, I smiled and said to her, "Then again, you didn't directly reject that kid, you really like him a little, right?"

With a bang, a large amount of steam suddenly erupted from the top of Mengyun's head, and he waved his arms desperately and shouted: "Cai, Cai is not like that! I just saw that others were barely good, so I kept them as spare tires!"

How old are you, and you didn't even experience your first love and started to get a spare tire? Which bastard taught you these strange knowledges, how can you cultivate it! I was so embarrassed that I tried to swallow my spit back hard, and after sorting out my breathing, I looked at my sister and said seriously: "Tsundere?"

Mengyun suddenly jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on: "You are the tsundere, your whole family is ...... Ugh no. This sentence does not count. Anyway, I'm not a tsundere, that's just what it's all about!"

"Ah, so cute, so cute. If this continues, I'm afraid I'm going to awaken an attribute called sister control.。 ”

"That kind of terrible attribute doesn't need to be awakened!Anyway, your bland tone doesn't sound like it's going to be awakened at all, huh!?"

I have to admit that it is very pleasant to tease this girl once in a while, as long as it does not provoke her, of course. So I decisively changed the subject and said, "Well, just kidding." In addition, it is not a good idea for you to hide from your parents about that kid, so it is better to tell them now than to go through the gang when the time comes. As long as you don't affect your learning, most of our undisciplined parents, I mean, will not object to their children's free growth. Don't worry. ”

"That's right. Thank you. Elder brother. ”

I didn't speak, but smiled again and rubbed my sister's head, and the elevator doors opened.

After taking out the key and opening the door, Mengyun and I instantly froze on the spot.

Who said my mom and dad were rolling the floor again. You know, Emlina is resting at home today. If the two of them really want to roll, they will only choose to roll in their own room, and they will never roll in the living room! It's a beautiful golden girl who dresses herself up in a showy way.

Emilina never wears makeup or pays attention to dressing herself, and what she usually shows in front of everyone is a pure and natural beauty. If the girl really dresses up carefully, she will definitely fascinate everyone, but it is a pity. The Emilina in front of me is not "dressing up" in the ordinary sense.

She's on netbsp;" Why did you come in without knocking——!?" Emmilina screamed and threw her staff straight in my face, looking like a timid cute girl screaming and slapping cockroaches with her slippers.

Fortunately, the golden girl didn't use much force, and if she used all her strength, I was afraid that my head would have exploded. Even so, I was dizzy and dizzy from the staff, and it took me a long time to recover and then I replied in great pain: "This is my home, and I have the key with me, so what is wrong with you telling me to open the door and come in directly!?"

Emmilina was immediately speechless when she heard this, and after a while, she grabbed the fake condom on her head and whispered, "I'm sorry, I was a little too excited just now." Zhou Yi, it doesn't matter your face, right?"

"Don't worry, we're thick-skinned, and we won't break our appearance. I touched the place where I had been smashed and said with a wicked smile, "Or will you be responsible for me if I am unfortunate enough to break my appearance?"

This time, the thing that the girl threw over was replaced with a sand mat.

"It's so lively as soon as I come back. My mother, wearing an apron, came out of the kitchen, clapped her hands and greeted Mengyun and me, "Go back to your room and wash your hands after changing your clothes." I made pumpkin pie for Emilina when I got home from work, so let's try it too. ”

Speaking of which, this horse monkey shochu is really lucky, although it is busy until the end, it still has not been able to find a clue about Belloc. And according to the information provided by Nafuga, a large number of small monsters will soon attack from the ocean, and this girl will still be busy at that time.

But now is not the time to talk about these things. Mengyun and I quickly changed into our home clothes and washed our hands and went to the living room, and by this time my mother had already brought the hot pumpkin pie to the coffee table in front of the sand, and the sweet aroma made people want to drool.

Strangely, though, Emilina looked embarrassed, but she was still wearing the cosy suit, fidgeting and writhing in the sand.

"What's the matter, if you're feeling shy, go change your clothes?" I wondered as I looked at the beautiful girl strangely, "and I have something else to say." Emilina, although you are very good-looking, your cos skills are so bad that you don't have any feelings for the character at all. ”

"Do you think I wanted to play cosp1ay on a whim all of a sudden!?" Emilina was very annoyed and aggrieved, pouting and saying loudly, "It was Aunt Situ who said that she would only send me pumpkins to eat if I changed into this dress, so I had to do this." ”

I beat my fist in the palm of my hand with a sudden realization on my face, and said, "It turns out that you still have a hidden foodie attribute that is not obvious." ”

The next moment, the whole world shook violently, and just when I thought that I had accidentally revealed the Golden Girl's biggest secret, she was annoyed and angry and pulled out her sword and cut off her head on the spot, but there was a sharp pain in my chest because of the heavy impact, which made me hang my breath.

"If you dare to say it again, I'll kill you. Emilina's face was so fierce that she crushed me to the ground, unable to move, "and it will never give you a good time!"

"I'm sorry, I'll take this secret to the grave. With tears streaming down my face, I hurriedly shook my head at the golden girl and said, and after she let go slightly, I looked at my mother nearby, "Then again, I really deserve to be an old mother, and I can actually come up with such a wonderful method." So, son, I'm here to ask you for something. ”

"Well, what is it?" asked the mother, curious.

"Next time, please let Emilina change into a very eye-catching welfare outfit, such as a dead reservoir water bikini or something...... Whoa, whoa, to die, really to die, hey. ”

However, the golden girl increased the strength in her hand and said: "Give me to die ten thousand times——!

Finally, by the time I swallowed the white soul that had come out of my mouth back into my stomach, the pumpkin pie had already been eaten by them.

My father didn't know when he would come back, but he didn't care at all that I was in a semi-comatose state before, and I was sitting on the sand and watching TV leisurely. Mengyun and Emilina, who had changed back into their usual clothes, were also nearby, and as for the mother, it should be in the kitchen to prepare dinner.

"Yo, are you awake?" Dad raised his hand after seeing me stagger to my feet, "How does it feel to be pressed to the ground by my sister?"

"I don't want to experience it a second time. I replied bluntly, "I won't mention this yet." Mengyun, did you tell your dad about that?"

"Not yet, I was just about to eat. ”

The father immediately showed an expression of interest: "Oh, what's the matter? Could it be that Mengyun's ultimate exam cheating method has finally been revealed by the teacher, so you have to call the parents?"

"Why is it cheating on the exam, and it's the ultimate method!?" Mengyun cried and laughed and shouted with a little anger in the sand.

"You think, you and Xiao Yi are both children of me and Yiyue, so it stands to reason that the difference between the two should not be very big. Then why is my brother so scummy at studying and my sister so good at studying?" Dad spread his hands and explained seriously, "There is definitely something in this. I'm sure you all don't have a half-pack of spicy noodles with Lao Wang next door, so the rest is that Mengyun did a little trick in the exam...... I'm sorry, my little ancestor, please put the ashtray down, that thing will bleed if it hits someone's head. ”

Looking at the daily life in front of me, I don't know whether I should cry or laugh at the moment when I am treated as a scumbag by my biological father.

The ashtray on our coffee table is glass, very thick and heavy, and although it is not as good as the artifact bricks, it has good lethality. After Mengyun put this thing back in its place, our hearts also fell back, and the little girl sat up straight and said, "Ahem! At the end of school this afternoon, I was confessed by a boy in my class. ”

"Oh, that's right. Father smiled and spoke to Mengyun as he reached out and took the ashtray, "Tell me who that bastard boy is, I'll shoot him to death now." ”

So can you two let that poor ashtray go!?

Tips: The new domain name "biquge.info" has been launched by Biquge, and the original domain name is about to be discontinued. Please tell each other, thank you!