Suppose that Mr. and Mrs. Williams receive a total of $20,000 in compensation, which is part of the joint property.

Sorokin would privately suggest that the old woman sue the old man for not fulfilling his duty of loyalty, and demand that all the $20,000 be put in the woman's name.

If you divorce normally, the money is half of one person, and now even if you deduct the lawyer's fees, the old woman can get 15,000 US dollars, and the old woman originally had the intention of revenge against the old pervert, of course, she will happily sign a lawyer's representation agreement.

And when the old man got the news, he must also find a lawyer, Bert Witzleben, who came on the field and gave the same advice, that is, the man could get a property of $15,000.

The lawyer's fee, which accounts for 25% of the total target, is indeed expensive, but it is not unacceptable if it is counted as an investment to obtain a $5,000 excess return.

After the trial, most of the LSP side lost the case. Grabbing the sting

At this point, Bert Witzleer would have taken nothing and suggested that the LSP file a counterclaim, arguing that it would be easier to win a new lawsuit, and that the claim would still be $15,000 in assets and $5,000 in legal fees.

And Bakhruyan Sorokin has already established a deep friendship with the old lady and learned a lot of her secrets - usually the woman's misdeeds in marriage, such as the backhand sale to Bert Witzleben.

Although the lawyer is obliged to remind the client to maintain confidentiality, it is limited to those that are relevant to the proceedings.

In the previous lawsuit, there was no fault of the woman at all, and at the same time, the lawsuit ended, and the employment relationship between Bakhruyan and the old woman ended, so the unintentional leakage in the chat, although it was slightly unnoticeable, but it was also said in the past.

Besides, the old woman can't live for a few years without media channels, and even if she knows that she has been cheated, she can't speak out, right?

As a result, LSP won the case and received $15,000, while EM Law Firm made $10,000 from it.

We all have a bright future ahead of us......

"This ......," said Mizrasi Rabi, who began to wipe his sweat, realizing that his grandson was so creative in some ways that he had completely exceeded his expectations.

"Listen to me...... Of course, the Legal Aid Office also needs day-to-day operating costs, so I will consider applying for assistance from your charitable foundation, rest assured, although I am your grandson, I will never quote a very outrageous price casually, absolutely not, in business, and I will not lose a penny in your kickback. ”

"Very good, you're mature. But why don't I see the money from the ledger? "LOL LOL BATTLE

"Huh?" Edward looked very surprised, and the boss with a long mouth said, "I obviously gave it to my grandmother three days ago, didn't she tell you!" ”

"You!" Mizrasi Rabi felt her blood pressure go up, and then it dawned on her, "You're revenge!" I said why the old woman hasn't given me a good look these days! You, you! ”

"Hey, who told you to put the problem of a massive reduction in cookies every time, on my head? Besides, one side is my grandfather, the other side is my grandmother, since it is to give cash, then no one can receive the same? Besides, my grandmother really loves me......"

“……”

Edward felt that the atmosphere was wrong, and immediately wagged his tail, "Of course, grandpa was also very good to me, thanks to you, I learned a lot of knowledge that I didn't know at all in school, and I really have to thank you......"

"Hmph, that's pretty much ......"

"Going back to the wave of divorces in nursing homes, that's a good thing for me. Divorced, two people will definitely not live in the same suite, and these old immortals are used to being quiet, and they will definitely not squeeze a double suite with strangers, so the original one relatively large suite has become two smaller suites, the building utilization rate has increased, and the return on assets has become better under the condition of maintaining human resources and daily operating expenses. ”

"And it's a long-term sustainable change ......"

"You'll talk about it later, I'll have to get my blood pressure checked. Forget it, you go, open the second cabinet on the left, there is a small medicine bottle in it, it is nifedipine tablets, take half a pill to me, I want to hold ......"

……

Watching the old man finish his medicine, Edward continued to talk.

"I will take a lot of money out of my previous income to improve the food and daily entertainment of the old immortals. This can reduce their complaints as much as possible, and it will also have more benefits for us to operate these projects in the future, at least we can silence many people internally and externally. ”

"Good idea, but, I want to ask ......" The old man sighed again, pointed to the ledger, "You'd better explain, what did you buy the copyright of this thing for?" ”

"Honestly, if you weren't my grandson, I would have fired you with this! Obediently, the right to play a copy costs $500...... Spread evenly over the head of the individual, the nursing home counts 200 people, which is 2.5 US dollars...... It's more expensive than going to the cinema. ”

"No, you're wrong...... Edward shrugged "it should be 100 people, an average of $5 per person, but I think it's worth ......"

"Why? Only 100 people? Mizrasilabi's eyes widened, and he wanted to teach his grandson a lesson by posing as an elder, but looking at Edward's oily smile, he suddenly understood something......

"This is my grandfather, full of wisdom and can figure out any problem. Yes, it's expensive, it's very expensive, but it's worth it, you know......"

"Frankly, I really feel like I'm old now, so old that I can't understand why it's worth spending $500 on a color show in a nursing home. Although I know that this film is really ...... Oh......"

Someone's eyes lit up, "You've seen it too?" ”

"This ......"

"As a rabbi, you can't lie, especially on such a small matter, don't worry, I won't tell grandma, of course she'll be happy if she knows......"

The old man on the other side squirmed for a long time, and finally admitted it.

"That's right...... If you want to see it, then other LSPs will definitely want to see it too! ”

“lsp？ What is it? ”

"Some kind of abbreviation in Japanese that means old gentleman......"

Grabbing the sting. "So I'm also an LSP in your eyes," the old man asked

"Yes," Edward wiped his sweat.

"Do you think it's hot?" The other party looked a little suspicious.

"No, no...... Continuing with this, after the copyright is bought, I will play it for them for free. ”

"Not a bad idea."

"Yes, differentiated business features, think about it, the latest and hottest films are free to watch, this is a very boastful approach, and it can also meet this group of LSPs very well...... Oh, the old gentleman's heart. ”

"At the same time, during the broadcast, I will hire someone to carefully observe the reaction of the crotch of these old men's pants, and record everything that can be put up in the tent for more follow-up services in the future......"

"Follow-up service?"

"Yes," Edward said, with a familiar expression.

Mizrasi Rabi was shocked again: "God, you actually want to organize the sale of silver in a nursing home?!" ”

"What's wrong? I'm just starting from the perspective of humanity to meet their most basic needs...... What's wrong with that? ”

"God, this is New York, not the Nevada desert, it's illegal!"

"Get around!"

"How?"

"I will organize some young students who can't afford to pay tuition, and then set up a charity called 'Sugar Daddy', so that students and old gentlemen in nursing homes form one-to-one pairs, and the old gentlemen pay a certain amount of money to fund the students' studies, and the students are responsible for matching the elderly to relieve boredom, both parties are completely voluntary, without any coercion. As for what happens as we get to know each other and the relationship between the two sides deepens, then I don't care. ”

"Hehe, you're still too tender" Mizrasi Rabi finally found an opportunity, "Do you think that in this way, the law will not be able to control it?" If it were that simple, the call station would have been a legitimate industry for a long time, and you could ask Ferricher that the enforcers are not so rigid when they catch this kind of project again, and they will use a series of methods to induce both sides to admit that it is a deal. Trust me, your hand won't work at all. ”

"Huh!" This time it was Edward's turn to sneer.

He pulled out a certificate from his briefcase and handed it over.

Mizrasi Rabi took it and said, "What is this?" What are the documents for the Kiggis office in the United States? ”

"yes, don't underestimate this thing, but how many thousand dollars did it cost me?"

"What do you want this for? Is it used to issue passports? And then as a smuggling transit point? God, this is completely unnecessary, the business of smuggling is already fully mature in the United States, and no one will come if you do this. Moreover, we Jews do not do this dirty work. Even old Nizo didn't bother to do these things. ”

"Who said I'm going to engage in smuggling, that thing is illegal, and the money is small and the risk is high, if you get a KGB agent to go over, the FBI will come to raid the house! I'm not stupid enough to be that bad! ”

"So what's the use of this?"

Edward smiled and explained the usefulness of this thing.

Kigis is an African country that does not lay eggs, originally a European colony, and the domestic economy was in a mess within a few years of independence, but the legal system and structure left by the colonizers are extremely complete, although basically no one abides by it.

The country implements an oath-registration marriage system, that is, as long as two people declare their marriage of their own free will in front of a judge or a qualified official, they become legal husband and wife recognized by the laws of the country.

Divorce too.

Moreover, the country's law provides for the registration of marital status in Kigis if one wishes, regardless of nationality.

Here's how Edward's "sugar daddy" can be legalized: before going to bed, he swears to marry in front of the "chief representative of Kiggis's third office in the United States", and then announces the divorce in half an hour.

Of course, all this costs money, ten dollars at a time for marriage, and twenty dollars for divorce at a time.

Anyway, the laws of the country of Kigis are fair, and they don't and shouldn't mind the number of times someone gets married......

As for bigamy.

For example, a certain LSP is obviously still there, so he goes to the female ticket, no, he goes to "fund" the female student.

In case, it was found.

The chief representative of the third office of Kiggis in the United States can completely spread his hands and say that he has no ability or obligation to test the applicant's de facto marriage issue, firstly, he has not been authorized by the country where he is located, and secondly, this belongs to the privacy of the guest.

In this way, even if the lawsuit goes to the embassy of the United States, there is no problem.

Because, for each marriage certificate and divorce certificate, Mr. Ambassador of the country will take a $5 rake from it.

As for why divorce certificates are more expensive, ahem, ahem, it's pretty simple.

Although the LSP is not dead, they usually have a clear mind and value their property and life very much.

Although this marriage certificate may seem like a copycat, it is legally valid.

In other words, with the marriage certificate of this country, the female student can claim a share of the inheritance of the old thing.

Considering this, of course, the LSP is afraid that the woman will kill herself at the climax, after all, she is old and her cardiovascular nervous system is fragile, if the woman really has a bad heart, then the murder can be made into a stroke, and it will never be detected.

In this regard, Edward really thinks about what the customer thinks, and is anxious about the customer's urgency, and the marriage certificate and divorce certificate are handled at the same time to ensure that the legitimate rights and interests of the elderly such as life and property are not infringed.

After listening to this, Mizrasi Rabi was silent for a long time.

Ding Ding Ding. Edward felt a little furious when he saw his grandfather like this, the old man has always been calm and light-hearted, why does he look obscure and heavy at this time?

"Why don't you eat some cookies?" He shoved the dish full of cookies in front of the other man.

"No...... Ed, let's stop here today, I'm tired, I'm going to rest......" After saying that, he pushed away the table and stood up, his body was a little rickety.

Edward hurriedly went to help.

"No need...... Oh, by the way, the main purpose of calling you here today is ......," he said, pulling an envelope from his pocket and handing it to him.

Edward took it and opened it to see "Travel Agreement?" For me? ”

"Yes"

"Oh my God, tonight's business class plus super luxury hotel?? Why? ”

"It's a reward for you. Or rather, spending money is our conventional wisdom. It can even be said that it is mandatory. Even the poor should eat the best food and drink the best wine possible during the festival. It is said that if someone spends money and someone saves money, then there must be some people who have no money, and if everyone spends money, then eventually everyone will have money. ”

"It's really hard for you these days, so go ahead and relax. Taking a simple weekend trip alone and enjoying the excellent services that this country has to offer will be good for you to work harder in the future. Thank God, yours was so unexpected......"

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